Scientology Car Wash

[nrunde]

Luv it!

[anoni81b4u]

I wish i lived next to him, i would get a fire hose. I almost fell out of my seat laughing when he knocked the guys hat off, and kept spraying water on the back of the guys pants .... OMFG ... LULZ

[KenpoDobbs]

Thirteen OSA operatives dislike this video.

lol

[teflondon91]

LoL WTF is Squrrel Busters a coverup for Scientology because its banned in Texas?

[Sketto8]

Rathbun seems to be enjoying this a little too much. I can imagine how good he must have been at fucking with people while he was Miscavige's bulldog and doing it for Scientology.

[terskip]

This cracked me up!

[SkeechMovie]

This video is freakin' hilarious!!! Way to go Marty! What a bunch of sissies those CoS f#$%'s are. I accidentally stumbled upon this video and it REALLY made my day :))))) "NO,STOP! QUIT IT, MARTY! STOP SQUIRTING ME" is all I kept thinking while you kept on keepin' on! RIGHTEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trekleader]

1:01 LOL So, so funny. Marty, you should do a series of videos of nothing but you spraying those idiots with water…

[LizTaylorsGhost]

This is fantastic.  A+

[angloman1]

oh Marty is such an SP, and now he has turned to waterboarding $cientologists....wonder how the Sssquirrelbusters will report on that.

What happened to their ohteeeee powerzzzz in dealing with that?

[Tomen]

your best video ever =)

[muzvh1]

Way to go Marty! Love the way that the cap goes flying - pure Laurel and Hardy and so apt for these scientology comedians.

[CathEthier]

Refreshing :) ! Keep the good work and clean the world!

[crazybulldog1]

This slays me everytime I watch it, LOL! Giving those dirty *Crazy Busters* a much needed bath...oh I am laughing so hard it hurts!!!

"Marty, Marty"... "you can't do that Marty!"

[trekleader]

Marty, this is your best video yet…

[xenuisot3]

I just love it

[xenuisot3]

marty bless be xenu so now they are member of the church of xenu

[jdtrickster4]

What I wanna know is the "lyrics" to this "song" that we do not hear. Itsa trio, ain't it? With wRath bun who conducts a beautifully funny piece for us. He sure knows howda play dat water-hose..... and the $cientology hos, too. ;D

Oh and no animals, squirrels, etc. and/or spirits or thetans - especially body thetans- were harmed or implanted in the making of this video; well, except "cleanliness." lol

[cowboycoyoteful]

its funny because they are both retarded :)

[clerven]

Very funny and nobody got hurt.

[7stringSupression]

@ScientoSlurp I can't speak for anyone but myself but why are you answering for Mar-tay ?

[jdtrickster4]

Some local paper should've ran the headline: "Garden Hose tech defeats Hubbard's & Miscavige's Fair Game."

And the fools just stay and taek the 'wet-down.' Hilarious

Marty may be whatever but I feel is somewhat justified or vindicated by the goons' 100 day harassing behavior. He was watering the garden, too. ;D lmao!!!

[worshiphim11]

I am laughing my f*cking ass off.

Go Rathbun!

[pissedisme]

This was funny as hell

[sharkattacksteve]

If i lived in the neighborhood I'd pull up a lawn chair , take a hit of acid

And laugh my ass off at the freak show (all the way around).

[edthecarpenter]

The Ultimate Dog Tease haz 56 mil views. Someone PLEASE do a voice over for this.

[SickFX1]

HILARIOUS!!!!

[Ogsonofgroo]

A fluck of scientologists behaving like bufoons? Who'd've thunk it! LMFAO!!!

[abe334455]

Wow, these "Squirrel Busters" really suck! XXDD

I mean: Do they really think, they are funny??

[eulerpwnzgauss]

Marty, do you really offer auditing? If so, how much? I haven't seen this much of a hero since Batman... You are the definition of a win.

[krazygreen]

@eulerpwnzgauss His auditing is free, you travel to him, he will offer the services, and whether or not you want to donate is up to you.

[NomenNescioNY]

Marty's sprinkler tech is light years ahead of Miscavige's. :)

[chuckbeattyo]

Marty Rathbun, one will notice, did not spray the cameras. My guess is so that the film showing clearly how accurate Marty's spraying was, hitting Allender over and over right in the face, and hitting Gomez in the face a couple times, so that Miscavige can reign HELL on David Lebow, the PI who is overseeing and running Allender and Gomez. Miscavige will have clear footage to see, how his team was outdone by Marty Rathbun's excellent improved "sprinkler tech!" Angry Gay Pope will laugh!

[Axiom142]

This gets funnier every time I see it.

I just love the way Allender keeps coming back for more.

I would love to hear what they were saying. Marty, you’re going to have to get a radio mike.

I guessing that this will have consequences though – I trust you have prepared for this?

[gonehome1433]

@Axiom142 in texas no consequences for hosing the trash off your lawn!

[tsamydna]

LOL, winning!



[EstrellaPolux]

LOL that´s funny....!........to have no fun is a high crime, LRH!

[Scientolulz]

So 'reactive' Marty...

[blondyjoon]

Thank you Marty! And I'm so glad you got to have a little fun!

[jarleachjim]

HA! EPIC SQUIRREL BUSTER FAIL! Hey Squirrel Busters, tell me how my ass tastes! Sincerely, Marty. Well done Marty. Please somebody screen cap and post on failblog

[iRockzz]

are they not harassing you in some form or another

[ntko55]

douche?

[Hypnotarian]

One of the best things I've ever seen! Fuckin' comedy gold!

[ellmusicaesmucho]

awesome... they need to get a life

[rubberroomcat]

LOVE IT GO MARTY GO

[xe140]

LOL owned

[tamsonskid]

That reminded me of the old Laurel & Hardy films, pure dead brilliant.

[sk8mike]

Scientology is defenseless against your garden hose tech.

[jnycnuk]

i love it

[Djangeaux]

Would like to see/hear the clip with the original audio, if it's useable....

[CaptainAwesomeoh13]

1:05

You should have kept shooting him in the mouth! A balloon was about to pop from his brainwashed head!

[Redshift21]

Mmmmm....... I wonder how waterproof that video camera is ?

[TheEvil0fScientology]

Yes. Wouldn't it be absolutely "hilarious" if it was Slappy Miscavige's cult slaves doing it to you, Marty?

I'm sure all your sycophantic followers would laugh just as much...

[ShaySpirit75]

@TheEvil0fScientology

good point Mike, it's immature behaviour for either side to act like this, there are better ways to make a point. True if it was say a scientologist at one of the anon protests with a hose of water in an anon's face, you all would be in quite the uproar and going after charges, as another mark against the cult. We could do with a little less of this all around. Marty continues to be a bully.

[sk8mike]

@ShaySpirit75 Yes, and they'd be completely justified in doing so.

Marty is being hosed in a worst way. Marty has been constantly followed/stalked, and harassed at his private home for over a 100 days in a row. Even his town, and neighbors are sick of the squirrel busters. Most people would've cracked by now. Who would tolerate such harassment? I know it's karma, but still he's completely justified in spraying those kooks to make them leave his property.

[ShaySpirit75]

@sk8mike no he is not justified, the CoS can use the same line of defense then, that anons stalk their buildings, stand outside chanting at scientologists, if one of them scientologist turned a hose on one of those anons you all would have a hissy fit and rightfully so. I am no longer for the CoS, so please don't attempt to use the line that I am just a scilon so therefore defending them. I am in no way defending the CoS's actions, I am making a point that marty here is acting JUST AS IMMATURE

[sk8mike]

@ShaySpirit75 What's the "mature" way to handle relentless harassment? The town tried to pass an ordnance requiring film crews to get a permit to film. Scientology's lawyers threatened the town, and that plan failed.

Scientology has already used such tactics against anonymous. An Org is a place of business, not a home. Anons protest, they don't stalk, and Scientology is a tax exempt corporation that should be held accountable to tax payers. It's not the same thing, but w/e believe what u like.

[Ballocks100]

@ShaySpirit75 Everyone has a breaking point. There's only so much you can ignore before you snap. They are lucky that they weren't filming outside of Rex Fowler's house

[toucan780]

The point I think Marty is trying to make is here are these upper level OT members of CO$ foiled by a garden hose.

Does that let Mike and Marty off the hook for their past miscondiuct? No it does not, but I will say that in this video Marty did make a good and funny point.

[SOJOA]

Marty is a dick but this was funny.

[Chipshotz]

Looks like an escalation in this SP conflict.

[fzappa007]

---Okay I pissed myself---,

I have to admit that video was one of --the friggin funniest things-- i have ever seen!!!!!

[Enthetamachine]

LOL! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! Loving it

[HarryBeLulzFonte]

I won't even get into the balls that this took, but the comedic aspect of it was awe inspiring. It was like a live action cartoon.

[saddlewest89048]

Funniest Marty Video to date!

BRAVO!

'Squirrel Busters' is just a fancy name for Mr David Miscavige's , the leader of the Church of Scientology, thugs that he dispatches to disrupt, and harass, those who have left his "Church' and question the extraordinary lengths that this so called "Church' goes to in order to quiet the Truth Sayers.

The dark side never wants the truth about themselves to become public.

[7stringSupression]

Now let's all rush to Marty's blog and read the few comments from his rapidly shrinking army of ass kissers that he allows. The Squirrel Busters suck David Miscavige sucks you and Rinder suck but most importantly to all of this L Ron Hubbard sucks. Now try and call me OSA again Marty OK ?

Btw why are you afraid of John Peelers words ? 

[toucan780]

So all we got to do is figure a way to hook up a garden hose at Gold Base and the Sea Org will flee ?

This has got to be the funniest squirrel busters being busted video produced to date. How much is DM paying these PI's to get hosed down?

[MrIHADANACCOUNT]

A little yellow food coloring (bladder tech) with the water next time.

[Redshift21]

@MrIHADANACCOUNT better still spray them with coke cola and they'll have to go home and wash it off or be sticky all day : )

[Hyperborea2012]

Looks like he called the police.

[MrIHADANACCOUNT]

@Hyperborea2012 The cop gets there . . . looks at the victims, then turns to Marty and says, "Gimme that hose . . . You missed a few spots."

[bagelboi66]

You wield a mean garden hose, and the music was a very nice touch! 

[cowboycoyoteful]

i cant stop laughing at the idiot that stands there taking water like that

[Sandiegoanons]

Funniest marty video ever

[MrDunedon]

This was about the funniest video I've ever seen on YouTube.

[Scientologee]

hahaha now your talkin'!

[AnonymousPrettySP]

Five bucks says they wear some scuba gear next time!

[AnonymousPrettySP]

Sparrow is correct,it does appear water is the universal solvent.

[edthecarpenter]

Sprinkler Tech back at you Allender. I wish you had gotten Warlick also. Priceless. )

[anonsparrow1]

Water is the universal solvent. Go Marty.. Go Marty..

[fzappa007]

@anonsparrow1

One man and a hose, thats all it takes to wash off Allender's BT's.....well maybe not, but it sure looked like FUN!!!!!

[jdtrickster4]

@anonsparrow1

Water is the universal solvent? lol Ok, anonRON - that's funny. ;D

I'm pretty sure you know about Hubbard's

a) "Communication is the universal solvent," and

b) "Understanding is the universal solvent."

[shwapper]

@anonsparrow1 i have watched almost all of your vidios.you the man!

[dogstar7]

Now, that's just funny! #:^D

[Harizl]

LOL.

AWESOME.

[liber8u]

<3 !!

[7stringSupression]

Kool aide anyone ?