Fat-Pie VBLOG 1

[AblonPahdellaJaherst]

stick wit more not Stanley that shyyts ALWSOME DUDE.:d

[mah0aga]

david you are one very wrong and sick individual. love you <3

[fakelegsrealfeet]

I wonder how hard he was trying to do an American accent. lol. Because that was a really bad American accent.

[SmpleNo1]

Sarcasm vs. The Internet. You gullible fucks. :')

[SeductiveAngel3280]

He seems freakin awsome!!!i thought hed b similar to jake in video tape dating xD hmm longer u stay up the crazier ur shws get? Lol

[hark2e]

NO! You have to jump-cut! Every three seconds will do.

[zidia7]

I love the way he says "beautiful"

And he's very handsome. :)

[Noooooo0ooOooooo]

He kind of reminds me of Steve-o from SLC Punk!

[robotfreshpies]

How do people think this was serious? He was taking the piss and having a laugh.

[ScottishCaledonian]

Do more Salad Fingers you tight fisted CUNT

[youtooberdudebro]

You trippin' David?

[TheSpacejames]

hahah at his face at 1:38

[weaselflejtuch]

They way he says "just" immediately gives him away lol Good parody.

[ASteveVaiFan]

David we need more toasty treats!

[g00ner4life93]

You're like awesome david. Seriously man cant wait to see that movie you're working on. Any chance of another spoilsbury toast boy 3 ? :D.

I'll wait a fucking year if i hve to.!!!!!!!

[robslavens]

Quentin Tarantino impersonation? lol

[goldsnakey]

Omg of course he's not American you IDIOTS. It's a JOKE. He's making FUN of you! :)

[AnataNile]

Love it when this guy is on Catching up with Devvo. He's funny as fuck "Think your taller than me do ya" lol

[hairy0pothead]

You guys are gullable.

[yessroman]

Get it ! He's taking the piss with "Awesome" and "Thort" and portraying someone with verbal diarrhoea. If you thought he was a prick, you were meant to. Firth is ahead of you.

[tohaovershell]

I imagined him much more.. british and disturbing. o-o

[martyn580]

i thought he was british?!?!?! :O

[MrBurb3rry]

we americans dont say THORT we say THOUGHT, and we dont say eevolution we say evolution xD

-waller fm, the fat-pie podcast

[dstdvl]

@MrBurb3rry ugh = r

[Mrbillsfan11]

I know this is fake and that David Firth is English, but he kind of gave himself away on the acting American thing when he said advert instead of ad. It's still great though; Firth is a genius.

[benbenbendunlop]

Either trollin or BAKED TO SHIIIT

[mrboatsandhoes1]

nigga be trollin :/

[calzo101]

I think he's acting

[TheDavidNolanChannel]

Does no one read the description?!

[iGoodLuckPuppy]

he's.. american? :l

[PoopMoob]

i wish i could teleport like michael jackson...

not nice 

[EcnelOvelam]

He's obviously making fun of Americans! LOLOLOLOL

[xSugarxEmpressx]

I love you.. sexy, creepy minded man....

I think it was just about time someone has said this...me being the one who said it...I'm confusing myself.....where am i? LOL

[TheFilthySecret]

I WANT TO MARRY YOU, NOT ME MY ROOMMATE BECAUSE SHE FORGOT HER PASSWORD AND IM LOGED IN AND ITS SO AWESOME BECAUSE YOU'RE SO AWESOME AND SHE NOT I WANT TO MARRY YOU BUT I WOULD MARRY YOU TOO IF I COULD BUT IM UGLY

[RA8IDP3NGUIN1]

This vlog has me convinced that you are at least a little bit crazy.

[avaplus182racer]

LMAO AT 3:04

[Varodunham92]

Hey David, i LOVE all your videos, specially the "Salad Fingers" episodes.

I have a question for you: Why salad fingers said: "Allo. Nebula. Comment t'apelles-tu. Qu'est ce qu'il y a". Does it means something? Cause I don't get it..

[OMFGBeholdMyAwesomez]

Nice american accent!

[BrotherOfBullets]

he's putting the accent on

[OreZeee]

I thought hes English?

[TheUyouWant2be]

Are you on CRACK... lol

[whatthemeh]

Can people thumb this up so it can be seen on the highest comments section that

1. David Firth IS english

2. This a blatant piss take of V-bloggers (though very well done apparently)

[CardinalFang2]

@whatthemeh it was a hilarious joke until you ruined it with this comment. if you had any sense of humor youd laugh at the plebs that actually get fooled by this video.

[kristinator12]

Haha you are very artistic and funny, it is almost like i want to be your friend, oh yes it would be nice... only if ...sigh

[HelloKittehhh]

You're weird... Marry me? o_o

[mariahAWESOMEpants]

You are my soul mate.

[dman19851996]

You do a great job of doing an imitation of my annoying idiot art teacher, you look and talk just like him. Gives me more of an incentive to complain to him about how he's wasting my education fee.

[Lemonjelllo]

These comments are full of Jerry Jacksons.

[Th3iinfamous]

So when you make your little animations, Do you trip on alotta acid first?

[MichiLiebe]

aw, you're cute, nice act ;)

[KrazyBitch000]

i want u

[ImTheDawwg]

A lot of my friends think you were in an insane asylum are you suprised ??

[MisCogwheelCollector]

I want another video like this, David. PLEASE! 

[btsantibanez]

I enjoy his sarcasm. :)



[WalksBehindTheRose]

does he have a problem with americans?

[LoveShinigamiRyuk]

first of all your stuff is incredibly awesome. and also. i first saw your stuff when i was in like 5th grade i suppose and i was seriously hooked on it i was like holy crap this is awesome. and now that im in highschool studying film i realize that you really influenced my style of filmmaking. so just wanted to let you know your work has had a really big impact on me and my films. thanks!!!

[shallowbay91]

You're not British.  Mind. Blown.

[taylorlautner845]

i love salad finger great job

[emieh123]

do you do all your characters voices?

[Jellyraptorzz]

your my favorite animator

[MuhammadSweepmez]

Amazing american accent david.

[nathanwalker462]

it's an act guys, he's just trying to piss his fans off by pretending to be mainsteam.

[88HELLHATHNOFURY88]

Your comedic genious is too much for the narrow-minded.

[INFLICTEDPAIN213]

are you HIGH?

[theph33r]

"Bit later than usual for me"

Translation:

"Bastard dealer cut it with MDMA this time and didn't tell me."

[Nowatermelons]

i love how high he is <3

[TheEmoPit]

AWESOME

[BaalsJurisdiction]

I thought for Soooooooooo long that Devvo was Dave before I actually search '' David Firth Interview'' lol

By the way dave, I love your work, you are a genius.

[MetaL4uRaSS]

i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!

[prosandconners]

at first i didnt think that this was actually him, but then i went to his website, searched up random, and it came up with a video called Crafty Women's Tips and Fiddles. this is amazing because i actually saw this video on tv the year it came out, and i liked it, but i could never find it after that. anyway, he actually has a scottish accent in that one, and it was pretty good, so this is definitely him.

[mselroy30]

"lets just ya know...open up a DIALOUUUUGE like ya know yea"

[K12machinima]

It's funny to hear all your various character voices and hear how similar they are to your real voice, David. :)

[harassed09]

You don't look like i thought you would. You look so normal.

[ThePiewillpwnu]

Shit guy...I love u

[tutirutan111]

This is still a great parody of american videobloggers. Four years later i still chuckle at this.

[XXLightsAndSoundsXX]

hey, love all you videos. when i first saw your animations i had mixed feelings. Mainly creeped out but also intrigued and amazed. I can truly say that your animations are the most original, surreal and unique animations i have ever seen. I did think you were English though haha

[tedzothegreat]

@XXLightsAndSoundsXX course hes English have you ever seen devvo?

[allypot]

@XXLightsAndSoundsXX he is English. I think he is sending up american Vloggers with the accent.

[HaloReachBetrayals]

I love how he talks lol =)

[GeorgeBarnesPresents]

swear david firth is english?

p.s shut up and make some more car2nz, your blog is boring.

[Doki66]

@GeorgeBarnesPresents Sigh

[ambienteuphoria]

@Doki66 Yeah Dave. Come on make some more cartoons. I wells thought you was English and that too. Bloody well burst me bubble like. :-D

[worldbones]

@GeorgeBarnesPresents if you don't get the joke go away

[dandaman62]

@GeorgeBarnesPresents lol, dumbass.

[mikeharderPK1]

@dandaman62 definitely a dumbass!

[kristinator12]

@GeorgeBarnesPresents I think it is captivating and innovative...

[NiceGameOfSardines]

@GeorgeBarnesPresents Jerry Jackson? is that you?

[dstdvl]

@GeorgeBarnesPresents apparently he took your advice!

[Jtee5893]

He doesn't look like someone I definitely thought was on acid?!?!

[SailorCybertron11223]

So THAT'S what you look like......

well I saw this day coming........ Nowi know what someone I look up to looks like!:)

[prosandconners]

ummm... is that really salad fingers? how come he has an american accent?

[ogrish84]

HELLO WORLD!

[olpfender]

@MoralDecimation I wonder that too...

[pip12387]

Great work DF, keep it up!

[mikra63]

man u are so great i so love your cartoons!

[jtpruzz]

so you're the cause of all my nightmares..

[MoralDecimation]

Was there any sentence that wasnt sarcastic?

[TheSanguineOne]

David Firth: The World's Coolest Hipster

[neonWHALE002]

I don't care whatever you're like but as long as I see the person who made salad fingers then I know I can go to bed tonight

[benjula2008]

Screeching Weasel poster?

[ninjarock765]

That was AWESOME. And I so totally agree. AWESOME.

Did you sense the sarcasm there, because I meant it.

[mselroy30]

lol so funny

[erinsotherstuff]

I want to marry you

[shaunmon]

2007!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



[ByakugunDorkyFilms]

I THOUGHT YOU HAD AN ACCENT OR SOMETHING

OHHH WAIT A MINUTE YOU JERK YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF AMERICAN BLOGGERS

I STILL LUV YOU

[ByakugunDorkyFilms]

I THOUGHT YOU HAD AN ACCENT OR SOMETHING

[2Niyari]

Omg this guys face and voice are as creepy as his videos...

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Perfect parodying of vlogging on youtube in general

[martincramp]

your of your face.

[whitepanther84]

if devvo was from the mid-west...

[LukePrezzyPreston]

Love 1:47 when he says 'thought' in his american voice. Brilliant.

[skorafreestyle]

The best VLOG i've ever seen, most of them get boring after 30 seconds but this guy has personality even if he is putting on an accent :D

[socalmkiller]

You should do more crack and write more salad fingers!

[Sebrewer32]

Guys! He's taking the piss okay?!

He's not American he's english!

In this vlog he's making fun of American vloggers!

Not that hard....

[BrandoProduxions]

your on crack dude.

[itsSatsuDuhh]

I love this man..i love his brain..and how it works..he's fucking intelligent <333

[PwoperMuserr]

My god. Idk why but I find him SO HOT! Hes a genius, and I'd do him in a heart beat :P

[dstdvl]

@PwoperMuserr i'd do him better.

[MisterTranquility]

Does anyone else think David should have been in Waking Life?

[diabl3master]

I thought you were british? Since all your voices are british...

[artgeek10387]

@diabl3master he's poking fun at most of the American vloggers on YouTube.. He is British. You can hear his accent slip when he says "thort" instead of "thought" for example

[elstroshitnonstop]

the majority of your animations are sensational, metaphysical and very moving. you should do more claymation, i could watch them for hours. i dont think you're mad at all, just intensely instrumental in making dreams and ideas reality. you should be very proud of your animation, literally no one can ever take them away from you. now i shall roll in salt thanks to your inspiration. take care of yourself

[BaalsJurisdiction]

you look and sound soooooo high

[TheCfShow]

hes a bit of a pshyco but he had to be if he did salad fingers, didnt he

[SirVezas]

Hey.

[number1latino789]

i'd do him :) 

[chipettesisters]

DO THE VOICE OF SALAD FINGERSS U DONT LOOK LIKE THE PERSON WHO DOES THE VOICE OF HIM U DONT SOUND LIKE HIM

[redmunk500]

Its been AWESOME!!!!

[Oxatolla]

I think everything you said was right on the money Dave. Mr. Salad Fingers is all that I know of your work so far and I think it's off the chart. Normally I read other comments before I join in with my own 2 cents (which is rarely) but I'm such a fan of the few episodes that I've seen that I don't care what other people think and I'm guessing that everyone is a fan. You're wild work is just my cup of tea! I'm curious if your blog was drug induced? Doesn't really matter to me. Thanks man!

[ri394]

i bet wired means high on e

[ACTPAHABT]

so basically he's sayin american's (accent) vlogs sometimes are uninteresting?

[AaronWomackChannel]

GENIUS GENIUS GENIUS

[violentphotography]

I want to chain you to my bed and violate you repeatedly...

[AudraBoo17]

i fucking love you david firth.<3

[adofri]

ur mind is so sick and so misterious i kinda like it but it disturbs me

[HazelSmurf]

I love his sarcasm.

[chocolateballs666]

Oops I mean my names tiggy!

[chocolateballs666]

Just as I imagined the scary shit. If u want to talk about how awesome live is then why r u freaking the fuck out of every body? My names tight and go onto spazfilmz!!!

[911sanitarium]

This guy is fucked in the head

[mate2000]

Reminds me of the way Quentin Tarantino talks :D

[whatthemeh]

This is the first time i've heard david do an 100% convincing american accent (scratch a few slip ups). Also the first time I've properly seen him... huh...

[munkisee]

Jesus loves you.

[TheIrieviolet]

Lol you are one crazy ass mother fucker Mr. Firth. That's a good thing though. People like you make me feel less crazy.

[ninx777]

LOLOLOLOL His pupils are dilated. :D

[ftkmnm]

lay off the amphetemines... unless they help you with your videos

[cr1mec0mmit3r]

Shadies...

[TheSAEmusic]

Is this a joke?

[24thebluesky]

David knows whats going in the right direction

[andrewalochner]

@24thebluesky Shit, I thumb'd down your comment accidentally, how do you switch that?

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

Wow, he doesn't have a noticeable accent in real life.

[Kullg4r]

@SurvivorsOfTitanic Idiot. 

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

@Kullg4r

How am I an idiot?

[Kullg4r]

@SurvivorsOfTitanic Because your comment is full of ignorance. You are American and as such believe that Americans don't speak with an "accent". Americans have various accents, there is no such thing as "no noticeable accent" unless you're talking about Microsoft Sam. David Firth is putting on this ACCENT, he is really English and speaks with a Northern accent, because he is from Doncaster.

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

@Kullg4r

Where did you get the idea that I'm American? I'm actually from Finland. And by noticeable accent I mean any of the various British accents. Judging from the acting in his cartoons I was suspecting him to speak the same way in real life. I had no way of knowing he was attempting "attempting another accent" since he sounded like an average Northern US citizen to me. Thus my assumption that he really speaks like that was totally justified and you calling me an idiot for it is not.

[Kullg4r]

@SurvivorsOfTitanic Your YouTube page says you're American you silly fucker.

[SurvivorsOfTitanic]

@Kullg4r

Living in the United States doesn't make me an American, fucktard. I've lived in the US for three years, but that doesn't erase the fact that I'm a Finnish citizen. Ever heard of immigration?

[Kullg4r]

@SurvivorsOfTitanic Nope, what's that?

[L00ney2665]

this is hillarious

[JackA5171]

this isnt david firth... you're all morons.

[tinkywinkyify]

@JackA5171 this is david firth, you're a moron. can't you tell he's putting the accent on? it's awful, idiot.

[JackA5171]

@tinkywinkyify actually I've you're right, I was wrong. However I don't feel threatened by someone whos name includes 'tinkywinky', mess.

[tinkywinkyify]

@JackA5171 lol you got me there you clever fucker

[elementhunter13]

I would marry this man!!

[IDontKnowCorp]

satire at its best

[irkibby]

I fucking feel seasick now.

[jackotheripper]

I remember when this first came out, the best troll I ever witnessed, the entire site had been changed. A lot of people were very angry.

[Valldyte222]

Wtf is wrong with this guy? His own cartoon include: An old lady getting raped by beatles, An old lady getting burnt to death, a little girl being drowned, salad fingers eating his own head, beatles slitting open a girls stomach, beatles having sex and so much more gruesome sickening twisted things. This guy should be in a mental hospital or at least have a job that doesn't sicken and twist humanity. Do not watch anymore of this persons freakish videos.

[24thebluesky]

@Valldyte222 So you are saying its wrong to try and twist people mentally. I like ruining a human's social and mental structure xD. And Mr. Firth does to because he wears glasses. :>

[irkibby]

@Valldyte222

Can you not cope with fiction?

[audrey666girl]

@Valldyte222 theres's a deep meaning behind that. salad fingers is crazy, because he went to the war, and pretty much everyone died, so he talks to himself and went crazy so yeahh..

and spoilsbury toast boy, he got raped or something like that as a child, by his grandma, the beatles were really doctors, and and idk about the rest ;O but theres always a deep meaning behind his videos. unless its just for fun, like the valentines day one... or at least thats what my friend told me o_o

[johnthehappyjohn]

@Valldyte222 sounds a little dictator-y for my liking. "Do not read any Harry Potter books, for its subject matter undermines divine right!" "Do not cross the road unless at a designated crossing point, to do otherwise is dangerous!" "Do not watch these freaky videos!". I think I might just exercise my free will.

[noxradke]

@Valldyte222 You spelled beetles wrong, unless you're referring to the band, which is kind of funny when you think about it... XD

[SinnersTV]

rate funny shit mate i know what your doing

[OKIMHYPER]

he must be high

[Stupidian151]

I think hes putting that accent on, isn't he?