Here's the thing. Some unemployed chick still living with her parents who doesn't drive can criticize a guy who works, drives, and pays rent, and she'll get away with it, and still get laid.
A guy who still lives at home, doesn't work, and doesn't drive... he's got no cards to play. He dies a virgin unless he fixes his situation, while the jobless vagina is wearing her ankles for earrings.
People can't blame us for pointing out this double standard. Fuck them they're offended. Get a job.
" she was a blockhead " was most likely her not being familiar with something he happens to know about.
I can only imagine this dumb fuck was being a total douche.
On the other hand... it sucks that it is socially acceptable (even expected) for a guy to just assume and pay for things, a drink or dinner. The intent of that is obvious and its a question in and of itself. If she turns down she wants to stay just friends, if not she's open to it. They accept and try being friends!? Shitty...
you say: "you're keeping me around for validation, attention, and free weed without putting out. would you accept this from a female friend? do you really think i'd do this with a male friend? no. right now, you're doing the same thing guys do when they fuck a chick and string her along without giving her a relationship. he's using her for sex - what guys want, you're using me for emotional validation - what girls want. go fuck yourself." And then she might suck your dick.
Bill. You give shitty advice. "You got in the friend zone, you were paying for everything" Ummmmmmm, that's not the friend zone, that's the I want to fuck you zone. Tell this guy to get over himself, stop worrying about it, hang out, oh I dunno, perhaps smoke a bit of pot. Tell him to get over himself and like people for who they are, not what they can give him. The guy sounds shallow anyways, seems to only be interested in getting laid.
@paperbagbandits was this podcast long ago? The exact same bit about girls only having to show up and girls shouldn't get the same credit as guys picking up was done by Jim Jeffries on one of his specials, bit odd.
acutally being an asshole always works, i fucked two chicks that i had no interest in and then told them i like them, stop talking to them completely, got text messages for a few weeks about how im an asshole and i lied....then to my suprise, i get a random phone call from the girl i was a dick too and all of a sudden she wants to suck my dick.....im the nice guy but im also a good actor, it was kinda fun being a dick.
The Madana thing makes seance as she is a Wise Women to have sex with younger men. But women have the double standard that if a man did that he is a dirty old man. Yet I would still call him the sage as it get harder anyways and you have to have wisdom like the women to back up your age.
The Fat guy thing makes sense in America as it is easy to get fat. I have some weight to lose so hay I am running. But if your the king in Howie yeah it a good thing to be fat as it mean you run a good kingdom
IMO "I'm looking for something else in this relationship than you are" is diplomatic enough. Or he could just say he wants a physical relationship, and if she says she's not into that, move on. There's no reason for her to get sensitive about the topic of sex with a guy she wants to date.
Bill nailed it. ITs about time guys get some respect back after yeras of feminization in this country. We got guys tip toeing around females acting like pussies just please some greedy sluts? Fuck that shit. Women have gotten as bad or worse than men in half the time. If they get any worse I say we go back to putting them in their place and just say hey look it aint my fault the world favors strength more than what ever the fuck it is that you got.
Cut it off and don't look back. If you look back you can't see where you're going, your future is down to yourself, she is not really bothered about your life.
Its probably too late by now but for everyone else in this situation, try "I'm looking for something you're not offering me and I'm not willing to play around like I don't care anymore".
@AndrewKo1218 It is. Men have to say all this crap they know is stupid, have things that are expensive and pointless, and do things their friends will give them shit for and they know it. We have to have careers we hate and when we talk to women, we have to be interesting. We have to be equal parts businessman, comedian and Goddamn psychologist. We have to live our lives to fuck
Women can get laid with "wanna fuck?" and "yeah" when he says "seriously, right now?". Three words, 98% success rate.
@lastunusedname if you're not a complete desperate pushover you wouldn't degrade yourself to that level. that's you being a dumbass, not the fault of women as a whole. and i'm so sure cellulite stacy can just hop on all the dicks she wants. get over yourself.
She is funny but dumb ?
AFFTL 1 month ago
Bill's mind is priceless. So shoplift it.
GordonMorrice 2 months ago
Rumblefish! :D
darkartproductions 2 months ago
FUCK YES!!!!
baldingmoose 4 months ago
I'm a girl. This advice is true.
ToboeOkamiKiba 4 months ago
dont you just love reading all hate comment,s cuz everyone loves to think they know shit.
TheEXpothead 4 months ago
Who is Bill Burr?
glennwih 5 months ago
Here's the thing. Some unemployed chick still living with her parents who doesn't drive can criticize a guy who works, drives, and pays rent, and she'll get away with it, and still get laid.
A guy who still lives at home, doesn't work, and doesn't drive... he's got no cards to play. He dies a virgin unless he fixes his situation, while the jobless vagina is wearing her ankles for earrings.
People can't blame us for pointing out this double standard. Fuck them they're offended. Get a job.
JRuffinelli 5 months ago
" she was a blockhead " was most likely her not being familiar with something he happens to know about.
I can only imagine this dumb fuck was being a total douche.
On the other hand... it sucks that it is socially acceptable (even expected) for a guy to just assume and pay for things, a drink or dinner. The intent of that is obvious and its a question in and of itself. If she turns down she wants to stay just friends, if not she's open to it. They accept and try being friends!? Shitty...
MadBagOfHorses 6 months ago
this guy is fun.
wideosvatcher 6 months ago
you say: "you're keeping me around for validation, attention, and free weed without putting out. would you accept this from a female friend? do you really think i'd do this with a male friend? no. right now, you're doing the same thing guys do when they fuck a chick and string her along without giving her a relationship. he's using her for sex - what guys want, you're using me for emotional validation - what girls want. go fuck yourself." And then she might suck your dick.
TheIllestVillain 6 months ago
Bill. You give shitty advice. "You got in the friend zone, you were paying for everything" Ummmmmmm, that's not the friend zone, that's the I want to fuck you zone. Tell this guy to get over himself, stop worrying about it, hang out, oh I dunno, perhaps smoke a bit of pot. Tell him to get over himself and like people for who they are, not what they can give him. The guy sounds shallow anyways, seems to only be interested in getting laid.
bweazel 6 months ago
@bweazel Your obviously a chick or a feminised dude. Bills advice is spot on as always if you're a real man who wont tolerate stupid shit.
SXGi1b0 5 months ago
@ crazyman1212 lol yea man...
AndrewRkriss 7 months ago
Unsolicited nitpicking comment: Canobie Lake Park is in Salem, NH, not Salem, MA.
jevicci 7 months ago
@paperbagbandits was this podcast long ago? The exact same bit about girls only having to show up and girls shouldn't get the same credit as guys picking up was done by Jim Jeffries on one of his specials, bit odd.
laistar 7 months ago
acutally being an asshole always works, i fucked two chicks that i had no interest in and then told them i like them, stop talking to them completely, got text messages for a few weeks about how im an asshole and i lied....then to my suprise, i get a random phone call from the girl i was a dick too and all of a sudden she wants to suck my dick.....im the nice guy but im also a good actor, it was kinda fun being a dick.
Crazyman1212 8 months ago in playlist playlist 3
ugggh this guy hes talking about is your standard douche who thinks just because hes nice he DESERVES to have a nice bitch,
you gotta play the game like the rest of us GUYS do
spicmanz 8 months ago
The dude is hopeless. I am glad there is guys like this out there, it makes more assertive men all the more desirable.
HolyCity2012 8 months ago
I would have made a move on her and let her reaction decide whether or not I stopped talking to her.
Sixstrings81 9 months ago 2
@Sixstrings81 No kidding. Is there any other way?
HolyCity2012 8 months ago
@Sixstrings81 Spot on.
Restayvien 6 months ago
The Madana thing makes seance as she is a Wise Women to have sex with younger men. But women have the double standard that if a man did that he is a dirty old man. Yet I would still call him the sage as it get harder anyways and you have to have wisdom like the women to back up your age.
The Fat guy thing makes sense in America as it is easy to get fat. I have some weight to lose so hay I am running. But if your the king in Howie yeah it a good thing to be fat as it mean you run a good kingdom
WEH1123 9 months ago
IMO "I'm looking for something else in this relationship than you are" is diplomatic enough. Or he could just say he wants a physical relationship, and if she says she's not into that, move on. There's no reason for her to get sensitive about the topic of sex with a guy she wants to date.
ravendovev 10 months ago
this guy is actually good,
Erikkdude 1 year ago
I prefer:
A key that opens many locks is called a Master Key.
A lock that can be opened by many keys is just a shitty lock.
mindprism 1 year ago 7
@mindprism hahah thats a really a good one
zanishah 10 months ago
@mindprism Never heard that before, I like it.
SXGi1b0 5 months ago
"everything leads to you fuckin puttin her on her back with her legs in the air" hahahahaha fuckin classic.
BeLiketheSquerrl 1 year ago
Rumblefish reference FTW!
CoolerKing37 1 year ago
@CoolerKing37 Were gonna do it for Johnny man! Stay gold ponyboy! Sorry....that's from The Outsiders!
dkthg 1 year ago
Bill nailed it. ITs about time guys get some respect back after yeras of feminization in this country. We got guys tip toeing around females acting like pussies just please some greedy sluts? Fuck that shit. Women have gotten as bad or worse than men in half the time. If they get any worse I say we go back to putting them in their place and just say hey look it aint my fault the world favors strength more than what ever the fuck it is that you got.
Sevensixseven78 1 year ago 6
@Sevensixseven78 Spoken like a real sexist. Bravo
kellyraye815 11 months ago
Canobie Lake Park is in Salem, New Hampshire, not Massachusetts!
MrKennedy86 1 year ago
BECAUSE IT'S GLUTONOUS! I love the pent up anger there
MickyG4444 1 year ago 4
Dude, get her high and bang her. Enough said.
00D00 1 year ago 4
Cut it off and don't look back. If you look back you can't see where you're going, your future is down to yourself, she is not really bothered about your life.
MetusModus 1 year ago
Its probably too late by now but for everyone else in this situation, try "I'm looking for something you're not offering me and I'm not willing to play around like I don't care anymore".
lastunusedname 1 year ago
haha his slut vs stud argument is right on
AndrewKo1218 1 year ago 28
@AndrewKo1218 It is. Men have to say all this crap they know is stupid, have things that are expensive and pointless, and do things their friends will give them shit for and they know it. We have to have careers we hate and when we talk to women, we have to be interesting. We have to be equal parts businessman, comedian and Goddamn psychologist. We have to live our lives to fuck
Women can get laid with "wanna fuck?" and "yeah" when he says "seriously, right now?". Three words, 98% success rate.
lastunusedname 1 year ago 50
@lastunusedname Wow. Wooooow. Yes sir man, yes.
itsahatch 6 months ago
@lastunusedname if you're not a complete desperate pushover you wouldn't degrade yourself to that level. that's you being a dumbass, not the fault of women as a whole. and i'm so sure cellulite stacy can just hop on all the dicks she wants. get over yourself.
psoglavs 6 months ago
@lastunusedname patrice?
TrianosDellas 2 months ago
@lastunusedname Church right there you preaching.
EcheChanga 1 month ago