Guys Only.. Seriously! Women Do Not Like This Talk.

[moh459]

I didn't get the joke about the two black men...

[gablison]

im a woman watching this and you crack me up man! i mean those jokes are funny... ppl whether male or female have no sense of humour if they don't think it's funny!

[CrA1n4]

Im an honest person, i really..WAS. Met a girl and she was acting sad as shit and approached her and she was lame as fuck, she was pretending. The hell is your problem.

[clarebearpanda]

Okaaay I think the title made me as a girl want to watch the video a little more

[broadcastmineself]

"i named this video guys only so i hope no women are watching." sir you just guaranteed that the majority of people watching this are women

[TheBgoz]

in australia, cunts just part of your vocabulary...you call your friend a cunt & a complete stranger your mate.

[383chevystroker]

hahahahahahahahahaha

[theraviolicat]

What do they call a Somalian women with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

[RubbarDuckyy]

Heyy Duude, Just so you no, I loved Yoour Video And im a Girl, Them jokes are what my dad told mee ages ago, but even now i still giggle at them ahaa, and btw.. more then likely if my guy ever says 'ooo she nice' 9 out of ten times i will agree too piss him off tehe, Keep up wif the videos, your funny! x

[kyuubisharinan3296]

@RubbarDuckyy ...Get back in the kitchen.

[RubbarDuckyy]

@kyuubisharinan3296 Why dont you get back in the kitchen, its where i put my guy ;D

[CheezInspector]

Haha. Well your first joke is just way to looooong. Try cutting out the second walk (the kiss) and get to the point. Your other jokes aren't exactly funny but alright whatever. You're not really funny in fact, or cute or particularly smart or charming. But here's where you're 100% right on old man: yes, women think and say basically the same things when you pigs aren't around ;) ... In other words, we're piggy pigs too. We just try to hide it better. Buh. Bye.

[AprilTheGhost1]

I KNOW SOME ONE ELNS WHO'S SCREWED THE GUY WHO'S DRIVING AND CAN'T SEE OVER THE STEERING WHEEL HA PHHH J/K WHY DID DOLLY PARTON HAVE TWO BLACK EYE'S... PHHH RUNNING WITH OUT A BRA HA....WHY DID THE BLOND HAVE SQUARE BOOBS....PHHH SHE FORGOT TO TAKE THE TISSUES OUT OF THE BOX HA HA....WHAT HAPPENS WHEN BLONDS ATTEMPT TO DRIVE...PHHH THEY RID THE WORLD OF ONE LESS DUMB BITCH PHHHH HA HA J/K

[dommp5]

Im adding these to my book of jokes!

[Ravenex2]

Lmao@the ending. Yeah....don't use the c or b word. xD

[1jazzypoo1]

bet he's sinqle..he qon find a woman he rlly like, she qon Fuck his feelinq w/ no trojans..i play niqqas who talk like that

[XxScarsOfAnAngel09xX]

HEY LOOK IM A WOMAN AND IM COMMENTING! If You Dont Want Women To See This Dont Put It On The Internet K? Btw Ive Heard Much Worse Jokes Than That At My High School In England xx

[Annkydu]

haha im a girl but i find these kind of jokes hilarious!! that last one was good.

[salonishah1234]

You are a dumb fuck!!!

[huskies4ever1]

hum.... i wonder if the girls/women will get him back?

[lokpikr999]

Hahaha!!!!I heard that joke about the woman on the beach in junior year of high school!

[PozzBox]

why do women have periods? because they deserve them..

[AprilTheGhost1]

@PozzBox THAT WAS DUMB SORRY BUT IT WAS LOL

[DRMJS119]

that was all good Rich!

[mcrfan10111]

lol im a chick and i think thats funny

[WildnCrazyStillALady]

ok like ima girl and like yea that was kinda funnii like no lie mii dude

[grizzlysnuffdiper]

what do you say too a women with two black eyes?? should have listend the 1st. time XD ythats bad

[wolflover2321]

im a girl yet i think it was kind of funny and girls if u dont like this just chill its just a joke

[TheFallen7fold]

jon lajoie is the king of sexism

nice jokes btw. i too love the one about the woman with two black eyes

[Curvychloe]

This is one of the oldest jokes ever. Come on that joke is like 20 years old.

[eenormal]

Oh yeah, and...

nuttin' you already told that bi**h twice!

[eenormal]

classic.... soo-uhnt

Just likke it's spelled.

[crosman2007]

L O L

[angelsamurai101]

i thought he was going to throw her in the water and screw her but i spose not

[spotandedgar]

I got in shit from two different people last night for saying, "cunt". I just don't get what so bad about it?

[PetrePann]

because people don't like to be referred to by their privates, because they are more than their privates they are PEOPLE.

[owaffs]

but how often do guys get called dicks, nearly all the time. Why is it socially acceptable for people to call a guy a dick but not a girl a cunt? It's double-standards which is wrong.

[PetrePann]

i totally think no one should be calling dudes by their privates, either. i'd never let someone call me that if i were a dude. people don't respect each other OR themselves enough as ppl--and youtube videos like this kinda prove that.

[Hunlover123601]

oh yeah and so what if he looks at someone, i mean hello, he IS a human, women do this too, so, really, if it is just looking, then i would be fine with that, but he doesn't even look at other women in THAT way, so i am happy to have him as mine.

[Hunlover123601]

i am a woman and i liked the first joke, it was true... and i laughed my head off.

but really i already knew that a lot of guys are really weeird, and different than they seem.

but my boyfriend is perfectly fine, he doesn't stare at other women, and he is romantic, wears his pants normally, and not underwear showing.

he's not macho, not at all, he is sweet kind etc. i love everything about him.

[mozartfan126]

i hope that I will never be like the women I despise, I am sorry for the men out there that have been screwed over and ramsacked of all their money life and happiness from being with a women. I know you said guys only, but I thought i would just agree with all of ya! Great jokes I know I am a bit young for some of them but I mean its better than some of the other stuff teens have heard or seen right?? Well feel free to reply back I would love to hear what ya think :)

Take care

-kat

[Hunlover123601]

that's a good reaction

[mozartfan126]

thanks you too, not all women are like that, most are but the ones that actually dont have their heads up their asses can see reality, it seems to me you have the same views as me too:) glad to hear!

[PetrePann]

most are? isn't that little...sexist...

[mozartfan126]

I am not politically correct, its called an opinion, like im not racist I just hate stupid people, I don't hate women, just the stupid ones

[PetrePann]

Yeah, okay then. Even stupid people have a right to live unhated, tho. As long as you don't believe that 'most women' really have their heads up their asses.  Because, hehe, looking at the quickly rising ratio of dudes NOT getting into colleges while girls do...maybe it's the guys with their craniums rectally inclined.

Wait--what the heck does racism have to do with stupidity?

[mozartfan126]

I am a female and straight, I personally ahte women, though it sounds condradicting, I hate how women marry for money and rid men of all there dignity, I hate how they have to take 5 hours to explain everything, me personally I am a daddys girl and always have been, so I have basically learned all the guy stuff and learned to see through the fake beauty of women to see there evil side.

[PetrePann]

I think there are a lot of chics who hate chics and are straight. I used too, too.

[SexualTourettes]

Q. Why Are Women Like Clouds?

A. When they Fuck Off It's Usually A Nice Day!

[13jtyler]

yea buddy

[HeeroGundam12]

Judging by you accent I'd say you're in Florida somewhere. I'm guessing though

[gotbad]

Nope in Az. been all over the world and the US throughout my life but camped out here for many many years now! thanks

RR

[xAshleyHx]

i called my friend "sue-nt" and she answered. it was rad. the first joke ending was funny, but the joke was too long. how did the lady get there in the first place. that'd be awesome to screw the lady with no arms cuz i would save money on handcuffs and rope. btw, my understanding of the "cunt" word, is that it's for dirty talk or when anyone pisses me off, guy or girl. it's a funny word.

[gotbad]

You are pretty cool.... And I am not sure how the lady got to the beach other than the first guy dropped her off there... lol (I guess). thanks for commenting!!

RR

[Helios910]

Q: Why did God create the yeast infection?

A: So women could know what it's like living with an irritating cunt too.

Q. Why do women love orgasms?

A. Because it gives them another reason to moan!!

Q: What does a woman put behind her ears to make herself more attractive?

A: Her ankles.

[gotbad]

Oh my... you got me on those for sure!! Never hear of em either! Thanks for jumping in..

RR

[guttaboi88]

@Helios910 lol oh shit.

[Corlidath]

ho hos AHAHAHAA

[gotbad]

Thank you..

RR

[sages1011]

wanna hear a joke?

women s rights.

[gotbad]

That's bad man... Thanks for jumping in!! RR

[AtrumTentatio]

Cunt is not spelled phonetically suant. So.... that was dumb. Also, I really enjoy being called a cunt. Dunno why but I love it.

[gotbad]

Yes I know but that is the secret of spelling it that way!! Are you serious you do? WOW you are a first!!

RR

[Lawliet0100]

ru a good kisser

1 hold ur breath

2 go on to another video

3 add this comment but still holding you r breath

4 did you make it if you did then ur a good kisser

[gotbad]

Hey there... well yes I believe I am a good kisser.. been told that a lot in my life!

That is a new way to tell though.... cute!

Thanks for watching and the comment too!!

RR

[happygal2004]

sadly after beign with guys most of my life i picked up as other girls say the boy sick humer ( yes im a girl) anyhow i found this verry funny and true although one concept counfusied me i got everything but this the c word is that cum if so what so bad bout dat?

[gotbad]

Well hello there hg2004! I love your site BTW... Haven't been on there much lately though how come??

Anyway thanks for watching my vids.. yeah it was one of those times to just let it out.. you know all in fun, but true!! No the "c" word is the other word females hate to hear.. you know!!

RR

[happygal2004]

oooh taht word lolz ish nu big deal and lolz thx yea and well onostly im still in school soo tests and studysing and all lucky sumer break soon so i'll be free soon yay <3 and np they are awsome and lolz u should have more of those moments they awsome

[gotbad]

I am sure you are right! Joke telling isn't my forte but had to get it on there as I made that drive. Thanks for the tips and for watching too!!

RR

[mumblecody5]

i am a girl i watched this. this is stupid it does not make sence. mwahahaha

ps i dont talk about boys they suck butt. i talk about other stuffs dork!! Go die in an hole or a butthole or somthing. Thanks. Do us all a favor and stop breathing.

[gotbad]

Well sorry you didn't find it funny mumble... it says for guys only !! And you know what some boys do suck butt I guess and some girls do too! We try to keep the positive ones in our daily lives right!! have a great day..

RR

[PetrePann]

wow isn't that a little...sexist? i mean, why would you want someone to stop breathing?

[MasterOfPuppets88888]

She's already been told twice, HAHAHAHAHA far out man thats funny shit aye!

[gotbad]

Shzzzzz yes I really do like that one a lot too!! Thanks for watching!

RR

[kendrawhisp]

asking someone not to watch a video is like putting a big fat red button infront of someone and asking them not to press it.

Old jokes.

[gotbad]

Hi Kendra... thanks for watching and yes they are old but still true and to the point!

Have a good weekend!!

RR

[closecombat4]

funny shit man

[gotbad]

LOL... thanks!

RR

[fireman050]

now that was funny

[gotbad]

Glad you thought so fireman!

RR

[dj19891955]

LMAO!!! Ho Ho's, i love that lol very funny

[gotbad]

Thanks dj... I still laugh myself thinking about it!! Will eyeball your new ones here too!

RR

[NexusVale]

Awesome video man, I laughed a lot. :D

[gotbad]

Good... it is good for you!! Thanks for watching man..

RR

[lalo41388]

JAJAJAJA COOL thx bro......

[gotbad]

No problem lalo....

RR

[LeeMurphyRobertson]

Haha thats great. Good videos bro.

[gotbad]

Thanks leeMR.. sorry so long it slipped by me!

RR

[mifan93]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gotbad]

Good giggle for you!!

RR

[Dshaws90fordf150]

LMFAO. Dude you rule! I watched this twice and it's still hilarious. And for all your haters. Just shut up. This guy is funny! Your probably just mad because he's funny and has a cool job. Suuent lmao.

[gotbad]

Haa glad you enjoyed it my friend! We all think and talk about funny stuff daily.. I just threw some up on video! Thanks for laughing and commenting dude!

RR

[Dshaws90fordf150]

So you work for some big company or something? Ora re you your own boss? Do you get to pick out your own truck and stuff? You got a nice truck I've seen it in another video.

[gotbad]

Yes sir my own thing. Work for banks and finance companies who need their vehicles repo'd for non payments. Thanks for watching Dshaws..

RR

[bulldog0046]

Rich that was great man, you need a little more of this from time to time. Hey man the repo videos are great but this, this brings out another side of ya man. You even gave my wife a laugh. Thanks again. The Bulldog Cincinnati, Ohio.

[gotbad]

Glad you both got a laugh! I need to tape more just rolling around... I'll get some more and post! Keep it real Bulldog and the mrs too!

RR

[atlasnet]

hahaha this is great

[gotbad]

Thanks for watching atlasnet! Hope you got a few laughs man!

RR

[xXIvyPrincessxX]

lol that was awesome....i like guy talk over girl talk any day.

[gotbad]

Yeah.. well I appreciate the comment and I think you have a great selection of favs on your channel!

RR

[MeghanL999]

hahaha im a woman and i think this was hilarious.

[gotbad]

Thanks Meghan.. glad you thought so!! Just rambling you know. Thanks for watching.

RR

[santabread]

Seriously please shut up you can't even talk shit.

[bob555555]

lol you know women can't resist looking. It's like guys peeking at COSMO haha

[cory6366]

your awesome Rich! I'll watch anything you put on here.lol your very entertaining.

[gotbad]

Thanks again Cory! I try to bring it to you exactly what is going on! Have a great day!

RR

[screamineagle88]

Oh geez!! That last joke was WRONG.....Funny as hell!...but wrong....LMAO. And I'm sure you ladies, who couldn't resist looking into this one, have a few like that for us guys too....LOL. Peace everyone.

[gotbad]

Hey eagle88 thanks man, you know the ladies got them for us.... no doubt about it! Oh well is all in fun! Have a great day,

RR

[v34gbv3vs]

i bet you get alot of tickets for picking up trannys

[gotbad]

Not sure how you think v34 but sure seems strange. Thanks for the comment anyway!

[JEEPJUNKYE]

lol man she is really screww never heard it good one man