Breakfast: Stuck on the Toilet

[TeejayWalton]

U have to love Kiwis!

[Poisonofmemory]

THIS IS FUNNY!!!!

[TheProudUSMC]

Australia is the fatest country in the world so why do people always say that about america

[unidentifieable]

@TheProudUSMC BS. Look at any Obeasity statistic page on the web. USA is rather up there. Certainly more than Australia anyway.

[TheProudUSMC]

@unidentifieable no doubt usa has more fat people than australia but thats because we have WAY more people percentage wise Australia is that most obese country in the world

[TheProudUSMC]

@unidentifieable im sorry i stand corrected the us still is gotta love them burgers ;)

[666demonknight666]

Alison Mau is HOT and Pippa Wetzell is even HOTTER.

[BananaSandwich1]

lol look whos talkin, u aint no athlete paul

[wtaua1]

Bring back paul!!!!

[manwithouthat44]

2:31 I love his fat american voice, its perfect XD

[megablahmusicman]

@TheGreatAbaddon \_/ cup 4 ur creyz mr butthurt.

[michaelioaneryan]

"thats interesting"

[sonofman23]

i'm actually one of the few skinny americans left

[Giradox]

If Paul lost his job for saying it's appropiate for an Indian minister being named "Dikshit" when the villages were actually covered with shit, the woman here should be sacked because she said there's plenty of big, fat Americans. That's racism too.

Just pointing it out, I wouldn't want it to happen, of course. But somehow we figure Indians need "protection" and are weaker than the white man. :3

[lowkidproductions]

@Giradox Americans are not a race its a Nationality

[MartyMaraschino1959]

@Giradox So what? Americans have to get up and smell the roses. There is not 1 country in the world with out at least 3 fat people. I mean come on. And it just so happens that they have shit loads of fast food resturants, so hey, whaddaya gonna do eh??? I bet you aint even Kiwi... you don't understand our jokes...

[Giradox]

@MartyMaraschino1959 I dont' get your point. I'm certainly not a Kiwi, neither am I an American. Thing is that when it's regarding Indians it's racist, whereas Americans it's just okay. If you're going to persecute "rasism", do it to all races.

[MartyMaraschino1959]

@Giradox ............okay????.......... I have NO IDEA what you mean, but what I do know, is that I have lived in both counries for long years of my life and I am Half American Half Kiwi... It ain't racist to talk bout where you have had 4 years of your life...

[eafanboyssuck]

BIG FAT AMERICANS? HAHAHAHA

[gq4101]

This is Comedy. I would happily pay to see this every morning. Also funny is that TVNZ has this on YOUTUBE but wont have Paul on TV any more. RIP Television.

[NZDDnB]

peters like fuck i so wish i didnt tell him that

[benkata]

Alison = hot

[cameronjohnsonc]

@benkata =lesbian lmao

[MrFijigold123]

is this a breakfast show??.....great topic .....

[TonightTheSkysAlive]

Oh yes, 'cause America is just filled with all of these fat, so called "blubbery" people. Wtf? Definitely NOT true.

[superman1011121]

@TonightTheSkysAlive it is true don't lie to yourself

[TonightTheSkysAlive]

@superman1011121 No, go away. It's not true. At least where I live.

[2k7jfordy2k7]

@yazg6 120 what? stone?

[yazg6]

We are NOT all fat blubbery people!! I have been underweight my entire life! I'm 17 and weigh 120

[Nick153452]

@yazg6 Yeah I was goign to say. I am 22 and weigh like 160 lbs. Apparently I'm not American :-/.

[aussiebumblebee]

hahahahaah paul is awesome!!! shame he got the sack but im sure he could get a job here anytime. what a great and hilarious guy!!

[TheNozzman]

lol, Paul thinks ''fuck ya'll'' and goes sooo offtopic XD

[cybermarsactual]

Fat American, retarded Brits what's the difference.

[iaw11]

@cybermarsactual They aren't British, they are from New Zealand. Jeez, the name of the channel is TVNewZealand.

[wtchluring]

@cybermarsactual fat american, retarded american? I am only saying that because you got the country completely wrong.

[Muscleby]

True story... a woman went to the toilet on a cruise ship, flushed while still sitting on it and actually got her intestines partially ripped out of her ass.... ''O,e

[kenela]

tvnz got rid of him but still proudly puts his videos on youtube, talk about two faced crap. get Paul Henry back, the ony host with a sense of humor who lashes as the pc crap engulfing the world today. Paul Henry rules, end of story

[moot1963]

Thank god he is coming back. Rehired by TV3 and radiolive :)

[MrAvalokiteshvara]

Thumbs up if you want Paul rehired.

[pcjhappystation]

Oh No! Maybe NZ should say sorry for the yanks for this! LOLOLOL

[lilmzkween007]

Awww its okay Peter :)

[kmaaka]

i fucking LOVE YOU PAUL!!! funniest man weve ever had

[Soupwhistle]

We may be fat, but we do have dentists.

[LLover3]

This is funny! I hate to admit this since I'm American, but it's true that there are a lot of fat people in the U.S. Paul can use this material on a comedy act.

[HarrietRyans]

@LLover3

im from new zealand and ive been watching him since i can rember im 14 now he should be rehired breakfast suks now

[raggaresset]

damn he alays have a hottie beside him.

[Ranglegoose]

Hahaha. They're all huge blobbery people ;o)

[pigpal2]

Why does everybody diss the Americans???

[dmanbass]

Look at all the little arguments going on on Youtube posts. Amazing. Really. Everyone just shut the hell up! Just kidding, go ahead and argue. Your choice.

[dmanbass]

Hungry Jack.... hahahahahah up to their eyeballs in McDonalds. Haha so true.

[bitmylipx]

@elephantmaniac sorry... :/ and i agree with you bout America. People naturally assume you're the worlds weight carriers because of the fast food chains...

[AStickManProductions]

@elephantmaniac I agree with you. In my opinion Japan is probably the fattest country.

[bitmylipx]

@elephantmaniac Wait wait wait. Don't put this on my country (Britain). I don't see many big people in my country. infact there aren't that many. don't say things that you're not aware of.

[PolyglotNZ]

If Peter had had a gun, I'm sure he would've put a bullet through Paul's head.

[MidnightTrashh]

@elephantmaniac Obesity in the United States has been increasingly cited as a major health issue in recent decades. While many industrialized countries have experienced similar increases, obesity rates in the United States are among the highest in the world with as of 2007 74.1 % of the adults being overweight or obese

Thats strait from the wiki. I suggest doing better research next time.

[MidnightTrashh]

@elephantmaniac I'm from Canada, and I went down to Vegas, and New York for vacation recently and I've never seen so many fat people in my life. Sorry to burst your bubble, but your country has a problem with obesity. Seriously.

[tfortrouble]

Paul is such a laugh! Bring him back!!!!!

[kirroland]

play video and press 8! OMG ASS!

[georgeh1231]

every body YES america is not the fattest country in the woorld but it has some of the fattest people in the wolrd living there. the reason people think amaerica is a really fat country is because america is like the home of fast food

[saiyanveg]

pause @ 2:20... lol

[junit47]

Bring back paul henry!!! haha Love this

[unsteddy]

@elephantmaniac no, see, trolls post information that is UNTRUE.

and i also meant percentage of the population. even if you live in an area of america where obesity is less prominent that doesn't mean that the obesity crises isn't bad in your country.

[unsteddy]

@elephantmaniac now now, we all know thats not true.

[CamoDudet04]

hungry jack = burger king

[PooPusher007]

how the fuk did we ever lose him from prime time tv, sometimes NZ blows cock big time

[billybob1121]

@elephantmaniac No. American's are on average far fatter than New Zealander's (and the rest of the world).

[winters0123]

Fat, blubbery people! Ahaahahahaha!

[deviltro]

@winters0123 *huge

[DannyJustiniano]

Wow, this guy is hilarious. Rude, but hilarious!!

[moyadapne]

2.32 sounds like Alan Partridge.

[graverobber35]

cut out the fucking commercials

[kazna100]

hahahah aw msn psul is a crak up! lol

[mygossie]

Loosing paul henry is a sad lose to TVNZ

[kingriggles]

I got no ads! :)

[rslicker1217]

paul henry is cool. peter williams is a softcock muppet old coot.

[KahuNui]

I miss this man! LMAO!!!

[BigboyDownStairs]

loooool you tell em' paul, americans are sooo FAT loool

[RedTangela]

21 people got stuck to the toilet this morning

[jamesronnie72]

(7) New Zealand, 62.7%

Obesity is a growing concern for New Zealand. While its native Maori have struggled with weight due to loss of traditional culture like other Pacific Islanders– they are mostly just a scapegoat. New Zealand’s entire population is getting fatter at a rapidly increased rate.

[jamesronnie72]

HAHAHAHAHAH woww i guess thats why america is the greatest country in the world!!!!!!

[gapedhok]

This American agrees that most of us are fat, due to McDonalds and their ilk. Absolutely no offense taken. Btw Paul is absolutely hilarious. Can any NZers tell me if he is on the

air on another station? What is he doing now?

[Saba2227]

@2Trueforyouu Whats Indians got to do with allah you arsewhole your the dikshit. Religion is different to nationality you idiot.

[2Trueforyouu]

@Saba2227 Dunno thats just what came to my head. Even though you're right it was the wrong "God".

[Tand0oriCh1cken]

@2Trueforyouu They probably don't even know what and where NZ is lol, just jking but I agree I'm indian we honestly make a big deal out stupid things, and he was right actually it is pronounced dikshit not dixit and we laugh about it aswell, I guess it cause he said "Its so appropriate cause she's Indian" i don't even know what he mean't by that but it does sound sort of racist.

[2Trueforyouu]

@Tand0oriCh1cken Lol probs. But yeah at first, i thought oh yeah that was funny, because he always laughs about something, but then year "Its so appropriate cause she's Indian". That's when i was like oooh shit that's a bit too far. But still, i mean the uproar on something as stupid as that, when no offence obviously, but India has had some racist problems before, them using it. Oh and i think he said it because, before he was saying how cruddy the restrooms were and how "scummy" India is.

[Tand0oriCh1cken]

@2Trueforyouu Oh okay my brother was tetting me that it would have something to do with that, but you know its not racist cause its a fact I don't live in India but we have a house there and we visit I honestly dread having to use even the restrooms in our house! cause its so wet and damp and stuff ALL the time, can't say about the public restrooms cause I've never been in one, but I can only imagine what it would be like cause you can smell the place from like 10 meter away.

[2Trueforyouu]

@Tand0oriCh1cken Eww haha. Yeah i mean, i think that's all Paul Henry was trying to get at, but got carried away. I mean if you have watched him on 'Breakfast' (which i had for YEARS) then you would know he just cracks up and doesn't stop laughing, and does go over board. But at least he's honest i guess lol.

[2Trueforyouu]

@Tand0oriCh1cken And so he said "It's appropirate". But still, it was pretty sad.

[Kingdeaddarkness]

@2Trueforyouu You also went too far my friend :) have some respect and dont be really racist...

[2Trueforyouu]

@Kingdeaddarkness I wasn't racist, i only repeated what Paul Henry has stated :) and proved a very good point. And to take out that it indeed was actually funny.

[iExtraterrestrial]

@2Trueforyouu ROFL! <3

[pantha45]

Alison Mau is so beautiful

[popily47]

AMERICA AND MCDONALDS FTW!

[Shoe3003]

So what's Europe and Australia's secret to staying thinner than America?

[fatmefatyou]

@Shoe3003 Perhaps you've been living in a cave, but Australia was deemed the fattest country in the world in 2010. 

[Shoe3003]

actually i do live in a cave, how did you know that??

[evilkillerpenguin]

PROBLEM IN CUBICLE 4

[Legendliveon]

Come back Paul,We miss you badly.

[MrGutley]

This is some quality dikshit.

[newarksgreatest]

big fat americans

[drago433]

TAKE THAT fat america!

europe and australia ftw!

[drago433]

hey look its the dikshit dude

[thewarisdiscusting]

Paul we love uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

[matthewserta]

I think hes an ass.

[william462]

this guy is the biggest legend ever

[LaughingVeryQuietly]

LOL WOW IM AN AMARICAN AND IM SO OFFENDED D: Lol not rlly ALOT OF AMARICANS R FAAAT ;]

[ArtoftheJazz]

@LaughingVeryQuietly Your embarrassing America with the fact that you cant spell your own country correctly... That's like me saying alot of New Zeelandars watch breakfast.

[LaughingVeryQuietly]

@ArtoftheJazz Actully I just dont take the time to spell stuff correctly while commenting on a youtube video :O

[rslicker1217]

@Ihatemyusernamemore i got a different ad, maybe they saw your comment and shat themselves. good job man.

[Ihatemyusernamemore]

@rslicker1217 shot :)

[Wizard0123456]

Hahahahahaha, what a dikshit!

[vy10001]

this is to good to be true, get him on good morning america

[Fatalsh0ts]

nasty austin power teeth, lol you brit derivatives all have nasty teeth as well so disgusting

[lizdylanboykie]

that was hilarious!!

[chechnya]

Big Jack, Hungry Jack? Does he mean Jack in the Box?

[british021]

@chechnya no it's Hungry Jack, which is what Burger King is called in some parts of Australia and New Zealand

[R32GTRacing]

@british021 actually, its Burger King in NZ. Its Hungry Jacks in Australia only. 

[Ultrasuper84Maiki]

Dikshit !!!

[Gdayguy36]

Lol, big fat americans! Yeah that's not offensive at all. I love this guy! (PS, I am american)

[chechnya]

He's a funny guy, even when criticizing or generalizing others. Why did the Indians get in a tizzy but Americans didn't? If you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you laugh at?

[baiba6]

Yes - correct

[SirGeebel]

19ppl have been stuck in a toilet

thumbs up ppl?

[tinjikohaha]

I love this guy its all dik'n'shit with him

[Arkvoodle717]

An ass for his partially false comments on Americans, but otherwise epic.

[Drmofothegreat]

gonna put my wang in an amtrack toilet, gonna be sweet.

[TheY9y]

@Viruspirate Don't be so Disrespectful. Paul Henry is a LEGEND!

[Viruspirate]

this guy is pure scum his jokes are like a cheap hooker. short lived and regretful

[calculatormaster1]

@Viruspirate i agree

[zackboomer]

@Viruspirate this guy is a legend and you are nothing

[Viruspirate]

@zackboomer a legend without a job. follow your leader dumbass.

[zackboomer]

@Viruspirate lmao I have a job and I'm also in university. You are an idiot, buddy.

[phoenix027029]

@zackboomer

agree with you he is a legend. hundreds of people would employ him right now if he would take the jobs because paul henry is awesome an a crack up, no doubt he has good qualifications, i dont think PAul would want a truck driviing job etc but i bet those guys would offer him something, getting him back into the TV industry is going to take some time though

[redKELLYMHRCH]

wow, if u think americans are fat, you should see mexicans!

[rslicker1217]

@redKELLYMHRCH oh helllll yeah one too many tacos and burritos!

[finzgar420]

TV needs more people like this!

[iLypSyncXOX]

This dude is a legend! He should've just moved to "7 Days"

[big927927]

Epic video "Ohh help me the the blow sucked my ass into the toilet" lmao FTW

[rappsta123]

I've been converted to PAUL HENRY "DIKinSHIT" LOL!

[midget1on1a1piecycle]

2:48

[s4ngu1ne]

If people think 185 is fat, then they are weedy little nerds lmao.

[MaggareN]

FUCKING HELL! This man is brilliant !!! To bad he quit.

[Tweekerization]

@MaggareN he didn't really quit. He was suspended

[OECDrank22kiwi]

Paul Henry is the best asset TVNZ had.

Funny guy too.

[LordAudio]

Hahaha oh its good to get my daily fix somewhere. Who replaced him? Haven't bothered to watch.

[VoodooRhythmSound]

That bit about Americans was absolutely hilarious. This man should replace Jay Leno imo.

[MrRadioactiveify]

hahahahaahhahah even the crew's laughing!!!!!!!!2:25

[misskimbobee]

I love this guy! Paul Henry is the only reason Breakfast gets sooo many ratings! I agree anyone with the last name DIKSHIT deserves to be teased and if they don't like it then change your name...i knew a girl who had the last name COCK but no one made a fuss when we laughed at that.

[CantabAndy]

@misskimbobee people aren't making a fuss over the dikshit part. it's because he said it was appropriate cos she was indian. not the actual dikshit part, if you don't laugh at that you have no sense of humour.

[misskimbobee]

@CantabAndy yeah i understand that, but i dont think that was intentional, i think people are so quick to label any comments as racist. White/European people get laughed at all the time for 'being white' i do by islanders you just learn to laugh about. I think peoples reactions are over the top. But i get what your saying and yeah the 'dikshit' part is sooo funny

[deano815]

@misskimbobee i 100% agree with you.... white/european people get made fun of and laughed at all the time.... even by people that arnt white.... and thats ok, i mean we all have a good laugh over it... its funny.... yet as soon as a white/european person makes fun of someone who isnt white... all hell breaks loose... why is it ok for some but not for others, i mean, arnt we all equal here? lifes way too short to be spent worrying bout this shit, just be happy... who cares what some guy said..

[zackboomer]

@deano815 fucking double standards

[Fatalsh0ts]

@deano815 you are abusolutely right, that's y i (some guy) think you are a moronic retard, and if you respond to this you are a sad lil moronic retard with a double standard you hypocritical bch lol, which i know you won't even though you want to dont take offense im only joking here... be happy you moronic retard

[TheShopaholicLADY]

Paul Henry was the only reason I watched the Breakfast show every morning while I got ready for work. If he goes then I'm gonna have to resort to listening to ZM or The Edge!

[wtchluring]

@TheShopaholicLADY only until 18th oct ftw!

[plahsun]

Lol Paul Henry is so mired in shit and piss is he a scatlover.

[FreneticKey]

haha

[MoralInvasion]

If we allow the politically correct marxists to gag us, then what will they take from us next? Everyone including Paul Henry should speak their minds and if that's not the way you do things in India, feel free to go home.

[Aggs29]

@MoralInvasion those 17 people who don't like it are dry!

[1littlolo1]

Indians who don't even fucking live in NZ are reporting him. GET OVER IT. anyone with a last name dikshit is going to get tormented about it! Keep PAUL HENRY. Look what fucking John Key is doing to NZ. Paul Henry just tells the truth, says what we want to say but never do!

[thistly]

@1littlolo1

I agree;

If my name meant the slang of 'penis poo' in another language, I couldn't blame others for cracking up at it :D

[abadgaem]

I would do so many bad things to that 45 year old bird.

[MegaBuzz89]

we all Love paul Henry over her,

Bring Back Paul Henry How. He is a Legend

[Vepris15]

This guy is so funny! I laughed really hard!

[dillonlisa1]

This guy is a legend!

[travelingman1605]

the blond is hot

[TMP3z]

This man is a genius.

[Elcore]

This guys makes an art out of being a complete cock.

[rire25]

@Elcore Your comment made me LOL so hard!!! XD

[ToxicWarhead]

2:18 - 2:21 Hahaha Paul is the man XD. If he gets sacked I'll be so pissed. D=<

[Aaendewy8D]

@ToxicWarhead All the Indians is reporting him, when he said something hash above the commonwealth games in Delhi. Really other people love him.