I'm Not Dead Yet

[QualityCereal]

"I refuse to lose weight and will never be accepted by society. So I'm going to be loud instead and make try to make people laugh. Like the useless fatass I am"

[vvillem9]

Oh man you are fucking hilarious. Keep up the good work

[1KiLLeRGaMeR]

i am personal trainer i can get you where you wana be

[iGnome445]

lol fat fuck is funny

[BramForYou]

How do you fit in a car?

[tatazike]

how do you steer? you don't, auto pilot on!

[SuperResi5]

im in that weird part of youtube again. god damnit i promised myself i wouldnt do this again.

[LoVe7uP1]

press 4 for stevie

[sqskei]

what the name of the car ? MERCEDES FATASS 220 edition ??

[MrMatt204]

He is going to die a virgin for sure.

[NLBlackname55NL]

He's not dead yet, It skipped the Fries and Burgers today

[ThatOneJalapenoKid]

THEM ZOMBIES BE SLAPPIN

[waiovargas]

i think the only thing would kill him is a 110101001101010110001000000000­000 TACTICAL NUKES lololololololXD

[gabinmtkalive]

0:04

[NonPhixion79]

yep hes sick

[08greeks]

i think this dude acts like this to cover up the fact that he needs some serious help. i think if we translated what this poor fella was really saying,its "help me"

[SuckeroftheYear]

@08greeks we need to help him he needs a stomach operation ( sorry for my english )

[vassilialr]

how could you enter that fckn car ?

[GrovyleXShinyCelebi]

Type 95 rifles won't kill him.

Type 2 diabetes will.

[jaredisdabeast]

how many f bombs did i count not as near as much as twinkies he eats

[captainkingable]

I feel bad for his toilet.

[XTmanager96]

Is it HEAVY from Team Fortress 2 ?:D

[matt247890]

what you dont know is that hes actually in the drivers and passengers seat at the same time ... the camera man is out side .

[theT1M0x]

fett sack ey

[skukan159]

how did he ge t in car?

[davi721]

Cartman in real life

[galloway62042009]

you

are

Fucking

AWESOME! :D

[MrZionthe2]

alright every one just talks shit about u but ur pretty fuckin funny

[AMFDJC303]

Its a BOOMER

[TheKaan14]

biggest fatthead ever seen:P LOL

[giraffedreams]

Goddamn dude. Take care of yourself (If you haven't already). I'm serious, heart disease and obesity are some of the leading factors of death in the United States. Please, take care of yourself before its too late. Eat healthier, exercise, roll around the block, get lipo, do something! Damn.

[The5admeets3vil]

he's not fluffy he's DAAAAAAAAMN

[wiegetzmehmet]

1000TONS MEN

vs

2TONS CAR

[G6Kenny]

"AND I HAVE TO TAKE A BIG SHIT" Too much info dude..

[FR0STY0115]

Zombies is beast :)

[999multicat]

u funny it's good have a nice day :D

[MetheInventor]

Never seen a car with strech marks

[hollowmanndubbz]

Rip car BUT ANYWAYS your a fat son of a bitch try p90x... ;)

[mikosuru]

@hollowmanndubbz you're wrong use the p90 and Acr68 supperessed

[Charkakark]

His poor ears,they can't escape!!!

[SexDrugsPistol69]

the only way to make this guy lose weight is the lock him up and starve him.

[TwiztidBluntMW3]

Fat people are the shit! there funny as fuck I give props to this guy & who ever wants to diss this guy can go diss on eminem.

[sokre2896]

i bet his head is heavier than me :D

[TehGamingReligion]

that car is tougher than a nokia!

[ImABeundertheCamelto]

@TehGamingReligion HAHAHA, Made me lool!! ahaahah

[SUNSET7900]

Wait there is another guy in the car you can hear him at the beginning mhh poor guy may got eaten ...R.I.P

[masterg538]

would you like a twinkie you will like them i know you do

[Henning0905]

OH MY GOSH, 2 Years ago he was a lot smaller then yet, but he gets even FATTER!! Poor guy

[MrDominator27]

he has more neck fat than i have on my belly

[AndyYaru3]

He had a kid?!

[MrDominator27]

@AndyYaru3 he has a woman!?

[ST0PM0SS]

balls? you mean manginna

[ST0PM0SS]

that car must have some bad ass susspension

[GodzofWar11]

Funny how doctors can Control his type 9 diabetes 

[GodzofWar11]

"SO HOW MUCH DID HE'S CUSTOM MADE TOILET COST?

:0

[JuiceBoxMan1]

Da fuk i just watch?? his ears....His head....His neck...=Jabba the hut!

[MrOwnUrBallz]

Hey look! Jabba the Hutt in his sail barge going to the mac!

[djspikeone]

lol dude wtf omg rotfl , u should record video when u are jumping to the swimming pool :P I wanna see tsunami 2 :D

[kirdevil]

for all l4d players,shoot the Fucking BOOOMMEEER

[MrAgentMoo]

you look like a Boomer on l4d

[skullcrusher0011]

no offense but if you don't do something you are going to die

[AUSROTTENY2K]

this guy is like a white lavell crawford

[SuperZombieslayer23]

my good you are fat



[andynam89]

his ear is on his neck

[ricardorochaharo]

How did you even get in?

[Augustus311980]

Dude seriously lol you have a child? First of all that's fucking awesome I'll be honest, i really thought a fat fuck like you that has no regard for his own health could even trick a woman in having a child with you :) That said once again you make me laugh man! Really enjoy your video's !! Keep it up.

[monsterhunter1171]

he have some shirts 4 sale i think they are xxxxxxxxxxxxL :P

[Xbox360skaterplayer]

Good thing theres suspension on cars these days lol

[Xbox360skaterplayer]

I THOUGHT HE WOULD FUCKING GO THROUGH THE DAMM CAR

[DRAGONLORDPETER538]

those fat jokes r fuct up u guys r some real ass holes it bad enogh being that fat with out a holes talking shit

[LordPS3]

thank you very much for your videos. these videos of your fat discusting ass shows kids how bad it sucks to be as fat as you. scaring kids out of getting fat like you is a damn good thing.

[jj11HH]

dude...i said it on ya other video...stop screaming!!!!

[zillahero]

i didnt know there were white reverends 

[QcXxFILCxXQc]

did they build the car around your seat just for you.....

[leightonransome]

1:40>

[Kingpizza10]

How the hell did he fit in his car????

[hunthell]

How much do you weigh?

[triickmaster246]

Bet you guys he ways more than the car

[triickmaster246]

*Reads video title*

Well now I know why people are starving in Africa.

[mynameistravisbarker]

How the fuck can u get so fat?

[BurnedToast00]

hes not dead?

damn my bomb didnt work xD

[mdtwiztid]

woowoo...

cop:excuse me sir, stfu

fatty: HELL NO... I'M REVEREND!!!!!!!!!!BUR..

*BANG*

[mdtwiztid]

soon tho reverend

[CheifyX]

YOU'RE AWESOME REVEREND

[DJTOOL1]

how do you sit on the toilet?

[Temyyh]

He doesn't need an airbag.. the car who crashes into that is DOOMED!

[1FunnyMan5]

Mhm... the car are not moving...

[begelzim]

R.I.P his car...

[TheWhatthefudge12345]

and the car brakes down

[xXxspeedmonsterxXx]

Is ur car specially made? ummm cuz ur kinda big but anyhoo NICE VID

[I3reekachu]

How did he got in his car?

[45Fenando]

nao e um carro e sim um caminhao

[LivingLinkxz]

holy shit doesn't he realize that this is insulting as fuck?

[kukakevin]

did you ever fuck girls ? or still virgin ...ahahahahaha

[chamath41]

ure the best man XD

[Yazibar]

Thats what you get when a horny Snorlax gets trapped in a room with Jabba the Hutt.

[nisteff]

why is he screaming?

[RyanPs3gamer123]

dude your fatter then doughnut drake in uncharted 2

[Dani7o0]

anyways...now i'm deaf.

[weremyteamofo]

WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!! Only in the USA !! xDD

[xKanden15x]

You know technology has truly advanced when Adobe After Effects can fit this man into a car

[robinhoodx9]

oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhitt.......­.................

[TheLaracingteam]

being that overweight is not a good thing.....

[SirKrow]

Sadly...

[Johnny2by4Mgo]

omg he managed to get into the car!!! but how?

[SilentxKill153]

Hey! Its the fat and the furious!

[xXMAILMANXx1]

BOOMER!!

[Midnite4Life777]

I dont feel sry for him he's years past the point where he shouldve done something about his eating habits and exercising. I was 340 lbs and i said dis is bull shit not even 1 yr of hard work, no drinking, proper eating (which i do now) and im 260 solid like a rock! So if he chooses to laugh at his FAT, LAZY, PIG EATING habits i say LETS LAUGH as well! But im routing for him GL snorlax!

[tmz90]

Damn, you are one fat twat.

[classiq876]

I feel so sry for this guy.

[porcosdep]

you´re not dead yet ? dude your a prisioner of your own body... dead or alive in your body its the same shit

[TheDodoKillerHD]

I feel sorry for the suspension on the car.

[callum2939]

yet not dead yet

[WhAtStHeMaTtErMan]

I don't care if it dies or not.... as long as it doesn't makes babies...

Btw... That's a HUGE motherfucking car! O.O

[darkevil88188]

i wanna see that car going on a speed bump

[Andydas08]

role model man role model

[IcePickSnowmanzzzz]

DAMN THIS GUY IS FUNNY XD XD XD XD XD IM SUBBING........

[gregweber30]

I'm surprised he didn't crush the car in half!

[BIGpizzaCAKE]

It was actually funny until he pulled out his boobs.

[killzone474]

how do you wipe your ass?

[XTerminator800]

You have more fat in your face that i have in my entier body! (its musles)

[MountainDewFruit]

LOL u probaly thought it was a nother twinkie LOLOLOL

[TheGurkenfass]

Sad

[U7121]

R.I.P....

[bigpaulmartin]

there are rumers he eats hes shit and stores poo in hes mouth.

[SLIPKNOTmaggot262]

How is he alive..

[HowToEatWaffles]

His 5th chin swallowed his neck

[Simxor]

@HowToEatWaffles he has a 5th chin in his neck....

[LuckyLukeIC]

@HowToEatWaffles LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL­

[rocksolidjh]

Liposuction+ Gastric Bypsass. You'll be good.

[Haxxploits]

He's not small...

[goldensoldier100]

I feel sorry for this guy!

[Snakebite142]

is that a chin on the back of your neck? 0:16

[sonicfandude9]

God this is funny as shit XD

[JyakuHD]

This guy is funny as hell

[TheRafield]

He has to shit staying up, because if he sits he dies LOL

[NATHANBARLOWXD]

This guy hasent realised how the mojority of the views and coments are watching to take the piss out of him fucking fat ass

[noble657]

how can u even get so fat.i mean....wooow

[shaunboi321]

Ahahahaha this dude is epic!

[bouncingbarnicles]

dude lose wight ur a fucking fat fuck lay of the twinkies and get a life cause i have u FUCK FAT

[RaWb3rRY11]

@bouncingbarnicles clearly not if your calling someone names over the internet... makes you seem like a hypocrite.

[Legofan1596]

My think that car is a Hummer

[Lethalis1234]

How much do you even weigh? Not trying to be rude..

[sunwars2]

Holy Shit look at the Back of his neck

[The4RealMsC]

rezurrection mappack rocks!!!!!! veruckt is the shit too!!

[mogogrog]

HOLY CRAP is the car ok?

[DimNeverEnds]

kill this monster!

[AzzleSpazzle]

His ears are disappearing! Ha D:

[xamanto]

@AzzleSpazzle Why do you think he's screaming all the time?

[Chrizwins]

@AzzleSpazzle hahahahha good one

[ivanbudn1]

no puede hablar sin GRITAR?

[FLYPino019]

Is this a serious condition or lack of self-control?

[cookiezncreme777]

Holy shit he moved out of his bed?

[ninjaKillz665]

You will die if you don't sort your life out, you fat fucking shit

[carrotkid117]

thank god for the blur at 0:35

[Icewind007]

@carrotkid117 That was just the camera about to pass out.

[SeattleEllinas]

Damn. Even the back of your head has rolls

[Th3G4YONE]

I feel sorry for the car :'(

[Eyeseeyou]

Yes this guy is fat, but he is more funny then any of you ever will be.

[Rockndude247]

1:16 you have balls ?!?!?!?!?!?

[Rockndude247]

1:16 you have balls?!? =o

[UNSCNAVSPECWAR]

Fool. That wasnt your dick getting hard. That was the TV remote you lost last week in your gooch. You havnt even SEEN your penis. That shit fell off because you never wash down there.

[soloblue818x3]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wounder how u got in to the car is that shit tilting

[brownyponce]

THIS IS DRAGON BALL Z ???? MAJIN BUU IS ALIVE !!

[singleduke]

LOL fucking fat fuck. Learn to walk 

[LukeMartin2011]

This is what the world thinks of America.

js.

[MastersGameTrailers]

FPS games look like this:

watch?v=CL46qUdrSc4

[MrGreenOvidiu]

Poor car...

[EpicxLegacy]

shit your fat