ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

[Imapillowbitter]

what the fuck -___-



[Whywontthisvarify231]

@cowgirltuff115 And he would make it hilarious!!

[VictronGaming]

"Sol" wants to be the star of the videos lol

[supersteiny1]

I talk to the moon.

[cowgirltuff115]

Toby needs to be on The Walking Dead. That would make an amazing show that much more amazing. While everyone else is running, he's Heely-ing.

[L33Caution1]

just Sneezed for the first time during his videos hahahahaha wow its funny when it happens

[ShadowsHitsugaya]

This is why I have a poster full of rules above my bed

[subject157]

zombies cant touch me i have safety torches!!

[Katteraffy]

My bday is may 21

[OukaHimura123]

my mom told me about that the day of the supposed "Rapture" in May XD i started laughing so hard, and looked it up. that had made my day XD

[fluffandstuf]

lolololoololol press 4 then 7 then 3 then 5 then 8 then 9 then 1 then 0 then 2 then 10

[LoveAndHate900]

@fluffandstuf there is no 10

[TheDrPigman]

YES I SNEEZED!!!!!

[beyblade5100]

if there was zombies I would just get a lot of ammo and snipe them all

[HAYNKILLA808]

no zombie link =(

[satua1990]

there's no zombies in the video :(

[CoroCoroScans]

LOL as seen on 熱門搜尋網

[SkleernSklizzle]

Hey, he said my birthday... May 21 :D... Whatta great day ro die ^.^ lol even tho it past :P

[CAPCadetAwesome]

I wonder about the looks you must get when making these vids. Lol

[strangecow1]

do 1 2 6 and 7 its kinda funny

[zavost]

bless everyone but the zombie steven.... he doesnt do enough work anyways.

[splinter1619]

i like purified water

[TaraCrossBreed889]

how did alice get me here??

[aris1987kakioussis]

Toby :'[ ... when you did your first intro you did it sooo fucking tough I think I broke my lens body.

[conorf1999]

love your t-shirt :)

[eatedbyzombies]

I think Toby would be great in a zombie apocalypse, cause he can just kill them with his sword...and his awesome.

:D

[shadecon]

I HAVE TA MEET THIS GUY

[zavost]

why is there "i sneezed" comment on top? GET OFF! he deserves respect

[kacfear]

@zavost he blesses those that sneeze at the end of his vids...

[aczom2]

L.A noir arrives at your door. first reaction, GO GET THE SWORD!!

[TheCraycrusher]

keep on pressing nine for tob to sound like a cat

[MangosTasteFunny]

When you said girl I was like, PORTAL 2!!!!

[hollyarundel]

Press 2 rapidly and watch him bat his eyelids at you. REALLY

[Knothead95]

And when he cut his finger that was hilarious.

[Knothead95]

I remember that videos. lolol

[MrConger5]

Press 3 rapidly, Toby turns canadian :) lol

[wootwoot3211]

Pause at 3:32. DO IT.

[TheShadeblade]

The ultimate zombie protection, an escalater that is going down

[JW6B3]

cant imagin were the next cut will be...

[styod17]

ADHD huh.. Lol

[Alex8grade]

I opened a packet of candy with a katana.

[Kirbyallstars101]

Sewer zombies gonna get raped by Kesha I'll just rip them apart

[samspaino]

I literally opened L.A Noire with a sword. Because of you.

[istabyouinthefacenow]

posted on my birthday! birthday, sponsor!

[TianaNorthage]

every time you fix your hair i have to fix mine LOL

[curlysuesap]

@TianaNorthage I know, right? I do the same thing. lol

[BigNick071]

Toby, if you tell the story about your Orabrush video again, I'm gonna vomit all over my keyboard.

[BigNick071]

Why does Youtube want me to meet gay singles in my town? Honestly, what happened to that pedophile that was there yesterday?

[GrumblingEye]

I paused the video, went out and left the computer on, sneezed when I was out, came back home and put the video on and got blessed. WHOOOOW! :D

[TheBananaGirlsClub]

no i cut your finger....

[EmbryzImprint]

Are his shoes actually maroon converse? Not the Heelys, but these? Because I noticed they are dark red... Not bright... Which makes me like, freakin excited, cuz I wear maroon converse all the time. my favorite pair. They add a little color. And now I wanna buy a Tobuscus shirt to wear them with. GOD DAANG IT!! (: lol

[clonetrooper661]

diary of the dead suck nuts but its better than land of the dead

[MusicMan53100]

So where's the CDC Zombie Link?

[goshtheresnonames]

That's shadows of flowers!

[adamthestimator]

cross in the background when Toby mentions the (failed) end of the world... 4:10

[ToMsTyAn1995]

thats y call of duty made zombies so that u were prepared

[itsmepoppy1]

hey that's my jacket give it back toby

[timma7d]

im pissed toby....i sneezed 2 seconds after this video! :P bleh

[hazwarrior]

lol epic cod

imagine the army came with tanks and helicopters

[890rich]

haha IM READY FOR THE ZOMBIES!!!! >:c

[thetophatgirl]

haha i love your hoodie Toby :)

[victorliu57]

WHY CANT I SNEEZE -Grabs pepper, throws on nose- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -5 minutes later-

well that didnt work.. "Bless your face , if you sneeze during this video then bless you"

DAM IT!

[MrZululion1]

@victorliu57 damn d

[JackFoy94]

@victorliu57 LOL XD

[SpartanHoodlum1]

i have darkness redness whitness shoes too :)

[MrIonization]

i did just sneeze as he said bless you. convenient

[JackJokesShop123]

zombies are popular because of cod

[cruick117]

Is Steven real?

[mcneilal08]

@cruick117 afraid not :(

[Sindoko12]

Where's the CDC link?

[realnameunknown2011]

remember keep score, Head shots worth more points ( GAME_ON )

[Pontus911204]

Sol is the actuall translation for sun in swedish. And now you know...

[slimmyfeet]

@Pontus911204 but he's referring to sol as in the spanish word for sun

[DuhBroadcaster]

Can we see the sword? That would be awesome!

[cjones087]

Idk what hes talknig about cuz i opened a game with my sword and im fine

[OtakuEmma]

@cjones087 Yeah, same. Well, the game however...

[Katekwlya]

I need a shirt. becuase I am a trainee zombie.

[shitbrownchris]

Toby if it's Disney channel that wants you for a show, no matter how good the offer.... For God sakes man don't do it!

[AbbyLovegood7]

Only Toby opens video games with swords.

[Obisdia]

If you were in texas we'd be waving and probally would shoot the zombie

[WTFGreenGiant]

Hoomo

[BabetRunswithwolves]

I just bought a green TOBUSCUS shirt!

[shainaratos]

meowwww

[stabyjoe]

4:50 - 4:55 Cars of Darkness, then Redness, then Whitness :O

[CSArulez]

i need a tshirt <3 :(



[MeBeingOnlyMe]

I love your Excited Face Toby :)

[crater7]

oh the twansitions that will come from his exited face ^_^

[asasinsonic]

A TOBUSCUS TV SHOW?

think of what you can do on disney channel.

"Hey my name is toby turner,

I have a shiney glowy sticky thingy,

and this, is disney channel.

-draws icon-

Yeah, thats right."

[ResetDefaults]

@asasinsonic NO NOT DISNEY CHANNEL THEY WILL RUIN TOBY and we dont want that

[trumpetguy3039]

@asasinsonic Haha that would be prefect except you have to add an INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS! lol :) I'd love to see TobyTV

[vgymnast4life123]

I sneezed during this video.

[bergerINK]

@vgymnast4life123 bless you

[daviesguns69]

@vgymnast4life123 BLESS YOU

[RoyalKnight16]

I want a shirt

[AmerAllstar4]

Best LazyVlog ever because I sneezed!

[twilight7896]

@TimmehsWorld Noob! All I need is my Power Armor, A Hunting Shotgun, and a couple hundred shotgun shells. Them ghoulsimean zombies won't know what hit 'em!

[SilkYSmooTh212]

Funny cuz there was a cross right behind him when he sed may21 heh

[NuClEaRmaric]

@TimmehsWorld Commando is for noobs!

[kiyaniv001]

im ready 4 the apocalipse i got my jugernog speed cola insta revive. also got my raygun and thunder gun now i hve to find the pack a punch

[pimped11]

why do u like converse u should get really big high tops nd make a vlog

[TheTrueRojas]

Your thumb nail's from "Diary of the Dead!!!"

[MrFosters16]

Get a life Saul lol

[BSHSXtras]

@TimmehsWorld i dont think u have enough points

[Furrylove40]

y'know saying you cut yourself in a parking lot makes you seem insane lol

[itistrine]

Bless your face for sneezing 0:)

[DannyLoef1]

I was on that roof with my sniping sqaud, and I was the one that reconnized Toby.

After cheering like a fanboy that I had Toby in my sights I called off the shoot on sight mission. LazyVlog saved your life.

True story...

Realy...

[Sofia20R]

@DannyLoef1 I wish that story was real, it would be so awesome xD

[Gman2061]

@DannyLoef1 thank you

[8who8]

correction *banded thumb* :L

[OldFuFan]

I actually SNEEZED during this vlog today !!!!!!!!!! SO happy, bless u Toby

[warpiglett]

@AKShamu28 300 bullets isn't gonna save u 300 rounds maybe u have a chance cause that's what I have

[CollateralSmurf]

Its funny cuz the CDC really did this...dont worry with my world war z book, other zombie books, supplies, and beautiful knowledge of zombies and every plan for any situation....I AM READY

[Goldsmanx43]

Thanks for the INFO

[rachelrandom6]

Btdubs? Toby, you are so adorable, whicho cute slang and whatnot......

[franckly90]

girl or guy or other

[AKShamu28]

i have a burning LASER :D(thank you kipkay!) a pistol with 300 bullets 4 knifes 1 pocket knife 1 swiss army knife and a makeshift-medkit. I AM READY FOR YOU ZOMBIES

[MaoMaoItachiBo]

No do NOT stop playinig with swords keep cutting yourself until you build up an immunity

you'll be able to win every sword fight

[Schroding3rsCat]

hold off the zombie apocalypse with Excalibur

[SmithGarridoLe96]

i can't imagine toby cursing when he cut his thumb

[RAMAR713]

Again, the vid goes from 5:31 right to 5:33, its skips one second for some reason

[Bam92992]

@RAMAR713 One less second of Toby? WTF I feel jipped!

[FireXSand101]

I LOVE WATER!

[RainbowTricks]

TOOOBBY I HAD THE SAME SWEATER BUT IN BLUE AND PURPLE

[GeozzaDrum]

you never put the links in the description

[adambarrios]

u talk 2 much man...

[JoeNathan36]

IF there is a zombie acpocalypse when zombies are storming my house i will grab a katana a awesome helmet then jump down from my roof onto a zombie yelling "TOBUSCUS!!!!!!!!!"

[scarredpastry]

whats that thumbnail from?

[randalthor12345]

ahh toby, whenever something awesome happens to you, you never let it go. james cameron, the zombie thing... still youre awesome

[MsGirgirl]

Toby is so Honest! Toby FTW!!!

[MultiCOOLman1998]

In Norway the sun is called SOL :D

[duttyme]

how would i know if i got a t shirt.... ??? :-(

[johnjobf]

you know having a zombie apocalypse for an apocalypse is muchmore better than some earthquake or a meteor cuz atleast we can have some ass kicking b4 we die or sumthin

[Izzy170596]

I just got raptured.

[Oukimuni]

@Pevensify few people actually heard that...too many obsessed with Zombies.

[Oukimuni]

which Lazy vlog was that? I missed it...

[TheTraginator]

@Oukimuni

actually he mentions it in the first la noir episode. also he mentions the sword in the smexeh helmet episode :P

[Oukimuni]

@TheTraginator I was talking about Zombies, and I don't watch TobyGames, found it now though.

[prettymj166]

i had a dream last night that i was in one of yur vlogss and got to do the intro of darkness then redness then whiteness!

it was awesome

[MrsBadcrumble18]

Mwhahaha im the person in the labs making the zombie virus i wonder who told the CDC............

[dragonrider4874]

How would you feel about a person wearing a tobuscus killing a zombie wearing a tobuscus shirt? Would that be a waste of shirts, or completely awesome?

[mattc2288]

plz put a link to tha old sniper lazyvlog

[MarethAe]

@supatubz74 Why would you head to Russia? I'm going to Sweden, nothing ever attacks Sweden ;)

[ThesidewaysSupra]

@MarethAe Check out FpsRussia. you will see what he means. :)

[AlexCozens11]

@TimmehsWorld all you now need is a pack a punch machine then you are set to take on all the zombies. I shall join u with my pack a punched aug

[darkgamer61]

zombie attack im ready for it

[RedEyesTakeWarning]

@Madsingererin No. No zombies. You're good.

[Madsingererin]

Holy I crap I just accidentally flagged u Toby I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! :( forgive me? Btw are there even such things as zombies? Can they actually attack?

[doughnutcity]

@Madsingererin In Thailand there is a Fungus that will take over a dead ants body and move it. Zombie ants are real, they dont want brains or anything, the fungus just moves around for a few days and stops and the fungus rips through the ant skull to spread its seeds onto other ants.

[Garfield7337]

Ok can someone tell me why Toby said may 21 is end of the world and if u said a zom apoco is coming I will be so happy

[LucasRossTV]

@Garfield7337 Look it up on YouTube. There was a group of false prophets that claimed the world would begin to end yesterday with it completely gone by 21 October. Hope that helps!

[Awesomeninjaforce]

Me and my friends actually look around our school and see if people are wearing darkness then redness then whiteness.xD And my backpack is dark/red/whiteness =3 yay

[arhmal]

I can watch his videos alllllll day. He's adorable

[IAbbyMae]

0:38 Bless Your Face

[mrscrufflemuffin]

Honey, there's a zombie at our door! Grab the gunpen!

[DarkMetalTV]

So...Where are the zombies?

:D

[suil5311]

Even if there were a zombie apacolypse we woul be stronger ,they would be all old, rotten and in pieces

[Fantome1989]

the CDC did the zombie thing for a reason. To get nerds like yourself to read the part about preparing for natural disasters and epidemics. Of course the only thing on this guys mind is video games and smoking crack.

[RuleTheGamers]

There will never be zombie apocolypse in our universe, why, because to many of us know of them, 95% of zombie movies take place in the universe where nobody has ever heard of a zombie and go, "OH MY GOD THE DEAD ARE COMING BACK TO LIFE AND EATING PEOPLE! IDK WTF THEY ARE!!!!"

[pemberlygirl]

hahaha turns out armor is more dangerous than it seems! u cut yourself on the helmet! haha

[NyxRayn]

@Turtan4 You're very welcome, kind sir :3

[Turtan4]

@NyxRayn

You just said that you're lord of faggots.

Grats.

[JoeNathan36]

@Turtan4 Saying grats makes you lord of the faggots Congradulations.

[NyxRayn]

@Turtan4 Thank you. Yep, I am bisexual :)

[Turtan4]

@NyxRayn

No. Bisexuals like both men.

And women. You're a faggot.

[NyxRayn]

@Turtan4 And you're a troll who is ruining Toby's video so why don't you shut up and get over yourself.

[Turtan4]

@NyxRayn

No. I really am not trolling by calling you faggot.

Since you are a faggot. So im realist.

And im not trolling toby's videos by calling shane dawson or you a faggot.

[doughnutcity]

@Turtan4 Learn the meaning of things, idiot. Faggot is A BUNDLE OF STICKS YOU FUCKING RETARD. The term you are thinking of is homosexual, but seeing as though you are ignorant you probably won't listen. I call myself stupid sometimes, does that mean I am? No, not at all. Someone can be bisexual and call themselves a "faggot" if they want. Get over it and stop acting like a 2 year old.

[Turtan4]

@doughnutcity

Well.

You're a bundle of sticks then.

[doughnutcity]

@Turtan4 Unlike you, I have a girlfriend and a life. Also, it is technically impossible for a human being to be a bundle of sticks. Or me to actually be a bundle of sticks.

[crazyman4028]

Thumbs Up If You know what movie the thumb nail is from.

[RikkiLeAnn]

At 0:48 there were tires squeaking in the background and my dogs started barking.

It's 12:25 in the morning. My family isn't too happy. /=

[AliceElizabeth2]

My brother prepared for the zombie apocalypse by playing dead space.

[hybriidperson]

I sneezed when he said bless you. :d

[forhobbesfans]

my grenades are in disquies of christmas ornaments... my moltovs... in coke bottles... my weapon of choice... NERF!

[ornlu88]

If I see you as a Zombie, I will happily let you eat my brains Toby. I'm shooting all other zombies in the face though. :P