Piney Woods Car Math

[erzulirose]

you know I think this one sums it up (didn't really mean to have the pun put it works nicely) you're truly a good son for being there when she really needs you

[marquisdejolie]

@erzulirose

Thanks :)

[whatwouldmattdo]

i cant understand a word she fucking said.

[marquisdejolie]

Me neither half the time.

[whatwouldmattdo]

Why do you live with them? Clearly you're a smart enough guy to rise above this shit and get outta there.

[marquisdejolie]

I'm on a mission. I'm trying to keep my sister from beating up my mother AGAIN and also trying to prevent my drug addict sister from bilking my mother out onto the street. It's hard when the local police keep ignoring Beth's criminal behavior.

[Bulbie7]

Beth never changes. Classic.

[marquisdejolie]

Ahyup. Never ever ever. She just ended a 4-day binge of pills and 3 quarts a day. Ended because she ran out of people to pay for the booze.

[Bulbie7]

I think you should seriously consider donating her cadaver to science when she's gone.  Cos she REALLY should be dead by now.

[marquisdejolie]

She really should. But her son will probably want her planted in an Austin pauper's grave.

[Bulbie7]

Darn it. Maybe you should work on him. He'll make good money... ;)

[marquisdejolie]

If they're PAYING for cadavers, I want to collect that fee myself!

[Bulbie7]

The US is a big place. There's gotta be SOME place that will pay for a cadaver like hers!

[marquisdejolie]

I'd better do the research on that before cadaverizing Bethzilla.

:)

[katalina2007]

Good to see things are still CRAZY as EVER in them there PINEY WOODS ;)

[marquisdejolie]

They is. Good to see you back lookin' at my stuff.

:)

[fehquig]

What does Beth need a car for when Momma gets everything for her? It boggles...

[marquisdejolie]

Beth just wants to know that she can break the law day or night. Sometimes she just just sits out in her car parked on the grass in the front yard scheming and steamin'.

[fehquig]

Ah! Overload... Maybe she needs more RAM?

[marquisdejolie]

What fer? She seems to be doing okay at 16k.

:)

[islandGAL7]

:  )

[marquisdejolie]

:)

:)

[jeffwilsonfhb]

Shit!

[jeffwilsonfhb]

Sisters. Pffft!

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, what a pain they can be.

[jeffwilsonfhb]

Sisters. Pffft!

[marquisdejolie]

Seriously.

[chevkoch]

The meat guy has a license. Oh wait, he never stops.

[marquisdejolie]

He doesn't even drive down this street any more. He goes around the block.

[chevkoch]

Hahahahahahha! Changed his route, the clever bastard!

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[marquisdejolie]

The word is out. Beth's got her own wheels now.

[chevkoch]

I fear for everyone on streets in Marshall now.

[marquisdejolie]

Me too.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

*snickers* Five stars!

[marquisdejolie]

Five thanks!

[SimplyMissP]

LOL... Yeah Beth, Go wait next to daddy, if you can find him.

[marquisdejolie]

And let nature take its coarse.

:D

[MadBadVoodo]

"Can you do math?" LOL!!!!

Five Stars!!

[marquisdejolie]

I don't believe she can.

:)

[pitstopbarney]

I can see it all- with this music at the beginning of the video, Beth's Dukes-of-Hazard-like out-racing the cops, hiding behind behind a stack of pine needles, losing them and heading home...popping a cool one on the porch as the cops drive by...:-)

[marquisdejolie]

I see you've met my sister.

:)

[ToxRoxDu]

"Can you do math?" lol

[marquisdejolie]

It was a very rhetorical question.

:)

[MGABBYB]

So, did she get the car home, and how? Don't answer if it will be revealed in the next video...

[marquisdejolie]

Yeah, Jade never shows up for her momma (Beth), so I had to drive Beth and my momma out to the trailer in the woods where the car was. Beth has her own car now which she still can't legally drive.

[GiacomoC]

She's so hot...

Jim

[marquisdejolie]

Come whisk her away. Please.

[Bl4zz3r]

Looks like Momma's car has taken a beating lately...

[marquisdejolie]

Beth's been driving it. She comes back with some strange dents. On the car, too.

[cyber9rounder1]

Betty Davies eyes

[marquisdejolie]

She sure does.

[giaco44094]

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it ..will it fall on Beth's car?....ohh never mind. : )

[marquisdejolie]

Steve left Beth's clothes and photo albums out in a pasture for 4 months and when Beth finally got around to picking the stuff up it DID look like a tree had fallen on it.

I ended up burning it all in my burn barrel.

[camilorrie2000]

ya gotta love that burn barrel

[marquisdejolie]

I do! I LOVE my burn barrel!

:)

[snssmith76945]

Here's to your sanity!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!! I keep it in a lockbox by the door.

:)

[achampag]

if its out in the country, why license matter

[marquisdejolie]

Occasionally, even the country has law once in a while.

[peglol]

Whoa, I thought she was driving your Mama's car before???

[marquisdejolie]

She has been and tearing it up somethin' fierce.

[37jeani]

ok what was really in that icee cup!!! oh Beth!

[marquisdejolie]

Tequila. Seriously.

[farnk]

Ah so it wasn't her icee gaze, but a tequila stupor. BTW ya gotta love the court that made this decision.

[marquisdejolie]

Well, the first time the judge said that Steve had to deliver a working vehicle to Beth but Steve just wouldn't do it for months so the judge caved in and told Beth just to go out there and get the raggedy thing.

[marquisdejolie]

P.S. She STILL doesn't have a driver's license.

[TheBlueFlamingo]

This sounds like some kind of logic puzzle. The answer would be: I would never let Beth drive anything of mine, with or without a license.

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! Very good! Not only has she been drinking, but she has blackout seizures. I would not like to be on any road Beth is driving.

[BalfronTower]

beth looks as though shes not doing so well

[marquisdejolie]

It's all that beer and cigarettes momma is buying her every day.

[izzy4el]

I am not so sure why, but that made me laugh all kinds'a crazy. lol!

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks! Tell your friends.

:)

[philly3188]

me2 this is great stuff....

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks!