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  • "You know you're the only one who can really help."

    You heard him: If you're not a scientologist, you just got a free pass to not give a fuck about car accidents.

  • Jesus sounds kewl to me, for example he told the snooty priests that they were full of shit, look-

    "You're like whitewashed tombs which look good on the outside but on the inside are full of the bones of the dead and everything unclean" -Matt 23:27

  • High five for David Lynch!

  • I hate Tom Cruise

  • Scientologists are pathetic because Jesus means nothing to them, so they're f****d!

  • @TungstenKid I want to poop in your mouth.

  • @TungstenKid Scientologists are pathetic and they are fucked up, but people who belive in Jesus are much more pathetic and fucked up. Jesus is the world's biggest fraud, much bigger then scientology is.

  • The term "scientology" is an insult to science.

  • How did I get here from the Mystery Man trailer?

  • Fair enough that it's to positively help people, but i'm sure a humanist would do the same

  • I was saved by a scientologist once, or rather so I pushed him in front of a bus, saving me from his absolute fucking bullshit..

  • It's pretty pompous to say that Scientologists are the only ones who would help someone after a car wreck...

  • If I'm in an accident I hope a scientologist turns up. And maybe a juggler too. I wouldn't mind a professional clown being there. And a hooker.

    Anyone but a fucking Doctor!

  • who cares its fake, its funny shit.

  • This video is fake, just like the cult it is ridiculing. Life is a joke, really, and no-one knows.

  • @wandererlain ya have to laugh, otherwise ya go mental

  • @CorvusCorone68 True. Sort of a safety mechanism.

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooove it!

  • David Lynch is also a cultist. He believes in a man that claimed flying powers. Double bullshit. 

  • @qigong1001 Who?

  • @CurtisMateer His "Maharishi" who taught a certain form of meditation. Waste of money for most people.

  • @qigong1001 Oh yeah, I've seen his tweets about some Maharishi guy. Thanks.

  • haha, nice one. haha.

  • Which song is used when Tom talks?

  • @Wasabiunderarmen Mission Impossible 2 theme (audio/instrumental).

  • David freeking Lynch

  • Total fucking genius.

  • LMAO

  • bwuahahah!! Very good!

  • Ok, that was funny.

  • This is definitly a fake but is fuking hilarious.

  • definitely fake

  • @absoluteIyflabulous

    wow, you're smart

  • @XelCatoX hahahahaha I pissed my pants...

  • @XelCatoX thanks for taking me seriously. xxx

  • I AGREE WITH DAVID LYNCH. Hey Tom! You need Jesus!!!

  • @ScaryHands We all need Jesus, Tom, and Mr. Lynch included.

  • @SynerJetics agree!!!

  • FREAKIN L....O....L!!!!!!!

  • I'm sure that if Lynch had the chance to comment on Scientology, that he would indeed say something like that.

  • @MrFrost227 Him and the millions of other human beings that Scientology didn't try to brainwash.

  • Love this. Tom Cruise looks like he's sitting on a squirt gun full of piss and it might be leaking

  • What a stupid clip, totally mis-leading.

    David Lynch was talking about product-placements in films.

  • @ModernPlague you are dumb lol1

  • @Hirfel

    I'm dumb for noticing that the video is mis-leading? And not funny to boot? "lol"?

  • @ModernPlague No, he means you're dumb because you fit the description in the OED: Lacking brightness; dull, stupid. GTFO

  • @ProjectRealism

    What's your problem? Why are you so rude? What's going on in your personal life that's causing you this unhappiness? Are are you just so dumb that you like poorly edited, misleading video clips that are as bare & barren as you?

  • @ModernPlague I just don't suffer idiots too well. Maybe I need professional help? Probably not. You're one of few (close to zip) who feel this way about this video. So once again, gtfo.

  • @ProjectRealism

    Hey, I think Scientology is stupid myself, but you can attack it & make jokes about it without lying about the video content. This is the type of clip you think is funny?  Why? Go back to your video games.

  • @ModernPlague I think this is funny. So do most people who watch this. You keep bringing up video games. Am I supposed to feel bad because I like something most males do?

  • sorry is he talking about eraserhead?

  • An actual STARGATE/PORTAL-THING was captured on film. The footage can be found within the short-film entitled "SUDDEN PORTHOLE", which is currently parked at the PROJECT CAMELOT YouTube page (it's under the George Noory video).

    I'm not selling anything...I'm just trying to spread the word about the unseen-dimensions we find ourselves embedded in.

    My BLOG contains the peripheral data regarding the movie and is where I reply to the "debunkers" (use search words "Sam Zurick" & "BLOG"). THANKS!!

  • @peopledick - maybe it was an AXXION / 'action!' / axon doorway. great way to travel, free and instantenous.

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  • the "bullshit" was actually a response to the question what he thinks about product placement in video's and movies.

  • who edited this video? David Lynch himself???

  • absoliutly owned :DD lynch said what lynch now what :D

  • absoliutly owned :DD lynch said what lynch now what :D

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