Brotherhood 2.0: July 13: Outside

[456puff]

Hey John, being outside is awesome! I want to study nature for my job when I grow up.

[ScarletBrier1911]

I feel like I've heard/read a very similar version of John's "if we were supposed to be outside, why would our ancestor's have spent so long perfecting inside" speech before. I just can't remember where.

[acco8675309]

I am shocked. lol how can you not love outside?? this is a novel idea to me. People are strange beings.

[melissa9315]

I'm not much of an outside person either. During the summer I usually tan very easily but I've found in the years since I discovered the internet and the joy of books that I no longer get a tan in the summer...

[noosaho]

FOREVER YOURS ..... I know it's not been created yet, you might not even know Alex at this point. but NO EXCUSES

[rowbsie]

This John is not fat. Pizza John however...

[dannerzme]

1:09 we may be pasty, lmao!

[Gabrielle261]

"Im generally a big fan of inside. In fact; I believe that the entire erason that human beings created inside was so that they wouldnt have to deal with outside anymore. And I've always found it endlessly amusing that people choose to be outside. "

Yeah, you're from New York. Lol <3

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

hwww.youtube.com/watch?v=Uahqg­K60vuk 

[izzyqueens]

being screened in means your making progress



[ifeelrelaxed]

half naked happy dance... and then the fangirls squealed and so did i

[FlargTheKitty]

mmmm....PIZZA.

[pienkunicorn]

I'm definitely a nerdfighter. And I like inside. Infact, I have been known not to leave my house for days at a time. But I like outside too.. in moderation. I like going for walks outside, when its neither too hot or too cold. I love the beach, as long as I have a nice inside to return to when I get sick of the sun and the sand. And I even like hiking. As long as its not more than 5 hours and I can shower and sleep in my bed.

You're not fat btw.

[lemonice2700]

@pienkunicorn Hey, I'm the same way! ^^ And I generally like shade. I don't know why, but too much sun makes me feel sick. And by "too much" sun, I generally mean a couple minutes worth of direct sunlight.

[Kobifia]

You can't BE fat; fat is a deposit under the skin!

[Meredithpm13]

I call MY grandparents Nanny and Papa!!!

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

666 thumbs up? Um.... Let's make that 667!

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse Or maybe 668!

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla YES!!!!!

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse WOO! WOO! :D *high five*

(your name is awesome... I hope I won't do that...NOMNOMNOM)

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla Thanks, and what don't you hope you do? Nom Nom?

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse eating the universe nom nom ^^

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla The universe can be a nom nom, especially if your Zeus.

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse The Doctor might stop him, though.

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla True. What about Dumbledore?

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse Definetly. Together with the DA.

Also, the Nerdfighters. :B

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla But not the DE.

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse what is DE?

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla Death Eaters

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse OMG my stupidity *rhyme*

Yeah, not the death eaters.

oprah?

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla What do you mean, Oprah?

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse she would fight against nomnomnom, too. :D

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla Um, cool, I guess? What about Arthur?

[busybeingbla]

@NeverEatTheUniverse yes sure! :) weasly?

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

@busybeingbla Yes, Arthur Weasley. I think he would be driven insane (Frank - Alice Longbottom < Arthur Wealey [insanity scale]) if he EVER went to an airport!

[shantrues]

What an insightful comment about inside and outside :)

[ItsthatEringirl]

John, the first 57 seconds of this video perfectly describe how I feel about life. The reason we pay so much for our houses is so we have a nice place to sleep at night. Why defeat that purpose by willingly sleeping outside?!

[concord327]

dude, you look like Logan from Dark Angel

[shantrues]

@concord327 I'm glad I'm not the only one who's come to this conclusion :)

[artvandelay13]

Inside FTW.

Also this was on my birthday. Awesome :)

[sambam340]

every 1 u do no that this is 3 years old

[MrLeroyfitzgerald]

this is the day that my girlfriend of almost three years and I fell in NerdFightLike. :D what a day...

[an0nim0u51]

I love inside!

[eragonlover1]

Your views on inside are pretty much the same as mine. I like looking at it, but not so much being IN it. Except for the beach. The beach makes me want to stay outside except for the hot part of the day.

[ElleAri94]

Not all nerdfighters are pasty. Takeme for example. I'm black. Thats like the opposite of pasty.

[JustHereForComedy]

@ElleAri94 lol

[br1an419]

@ElleAri94 You beat me to it. John's comment makes me wonder about the demographics of Nerdfighteria.

[iman12692]

Shut up, you're not fat!

[valerie2776]

Again with the fat talk! 'Tis ridiculous, John. RIDICULOUS.

[cartthew]

uhhh no the apalation trail is really hard i dide like 3 days of it. it kinda suck but it was funny i went with my boy scout troop last year ( like anyone gives a sh*t)

[Fuzzishere]

Numa numa looks good with heavy people, he could use that.

[senorsqueakydesk]

There are certain "outsides" that cause most of us to remain instead; however, I think that most aspects of "outsides" are created to drive us to it.

[mattieslollipop]

uh... out side is fun!! we have a family tradition to go camping every memorial day weekend, but this year my sister will be in germany during tht weekend... im still trying to catch up on the viedeos!!!

[ivanandjeska]

I killed a mole on accident at school poor mole :( Cant wait to see you and your half naked happy dance

[Amiryfey]

You don't like mice? How can you not like mice?

[DittoFreak]

Comment 135:

That's right baby, we may be pasty, but nerd fighters can hang out at the beach.

Plus you're nowhere near fat.

[BarryAldridge]

Your outside view is awesome John. I really like outside to be honest it is really cool. You are not fat John.

[JBluver994]

ur not fat silly!

[javfilms]

thats what i told him

[JBluver994]

Lol and he still doesn't believe us!

[javfilms]

why is he on wait watcher any way

[sgtpeppers10]

"shirtless surprisingly fat guy" made me laugh for a long time. also, john, you're not fat. silly nerdfighter.

[zrg48]

its halfside

[ochoa830]

you could be the boy in the bubble

[KittyCatOHara]

I agree with the inside/outside thing.

xD

[ElaynesFavorites]

He'll do his punishment on Tuesday...Tuesday why is that standing out to me?

Oh! Right! IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY!

[astro491b]

So you are not a transcendentalist?

[Whyeatmonkeys]

I sooo prefer your new glasses...

I was just thinking :)

[INxTHExDARKx]

I do too! They're awesome-full!

[kakashiwithoutmask]

dude, youre not fat.

trust me, ive been to mcdonalds...-shivers-

[beagletaylor01]

Girlfriend

[knnyphph]

I like the outside almost as much as I like the inside. "Almost" based on the fact that there are no clean pillows in the natural, outdoor environment.

[Bookworm567]

Lol! I so agree with the inside thing. I spend most of time inside . . . on the computer . . .

[SunFire1051]

I think it's amazing how different you two are.

[regularguy5mb]

John, you're not fat. I speak as a fat guy when I say that you are not one of us.

And I know it's already happened, but I would have suggested either the Helen Hunt song or Helena, Montana. Or, for the embarrassment angle, how about that crappy techno you heard in LA?

[Cassfuckingcline]

John is not fat AT ALL.

[kiyoshi85]

yes camping discraces your ancestors!

[mojo1095]

As does not being able to spell.

Sorry I couldn't help it.

[kmmonahan]

lol.

[xxbeatlesxxgirl]

i like camping =[

[kushya]

lol =) punishments are funny!!

[valareedoll]

screened-in porches are the perfect compromise!

[PunkRocksNotDead]

Oh John your not that fat! lol

[specialneon]

I agree with giranger.

On another note, maybe you should feed your racoons. They'll like dog/catfood. And then you'll have pets that stay outside. Clean pets that you don't have to pick up after, just occasionally throw dog/catfood out the door for them. That way they'll stay out of your attic and other places.

[qiranger]

Outside is made of AWESOME!

[ryunip]

But I love outside :(

[nerdbyondbeleef]

screw outside...

[holyknight1121]

Raccoons!

[cheesemonkey199]

raccoons!!!!!:)

[punkyflossy]

i hate ouside...but i like looking at it from the safe distance of a window =]

[hend6475]

I love outside <3

[hugeN00b93]

i agree with you 100% about the outside/inside thing.

[cipher747]

oo can you show us the raccoonc? :)

[everblue3]

Mice can live inside too...there are raccoons right outside my apartment building. They make it very difficult to take out the trash.  It's building up. Not awesome.

[melancholytrees]

i like outside better

[UsagiOhkami]

haha, my grandparents are Na-nee and Pa-Paul

[WowziePants]

D: I was going to do a nerd fighter sign in the sand. Oh well, I'll use my nerd fighter powers to find something different !

[AyeAyeMatey]

Whip it - Devo

:o would be great!

[rooneygirl7]

awsome

[adillemma]

white and nerdy.

[adillemma]

by Weird Al~ dance to that!