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  • 0451...8996....WHAT THE F

  • WHY IS THE MASS EFFECT AD SOOO FUCKING LOUD!

  • SCIENCE!! 

  • Did everyone get the Bishop "For the Future" reference??

  • I'm so stoned i'm in the future!

  • 12:07

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  • Alright.

    Listen.

    I have this app that I used and created my own lockscreen.

    I found an America logo.

    I put it, and yelled..

    AMERICA!

  • montreal is a dump lol and they live there

  • Best ending ever.

  • If you had ever been to Motreal you would know it's not a dump. Number one after five o'clock everyone is drunk, and all day long the women are all HAWT!!! So after five it is a horny guy's playground.

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  • why does mat seem to know nothing at all but pat is the super video game nerd

  • "Her neck was shaped then she was burned" Old women: "why would someone do something so awful to anothe being." 5 seconds later FALCON PUNCH

  • its like if you really wanted to play a game but ure friend has it so you go to his house and watch him play and he just likes to kill everyone.

  • Falcon punch @ the end

  • "How could someone do something so aweful to another person??" *tap tap* WHAMMM

    hahah that was epic

  • wow this game has horrible voice acting 

  • @ELEM3NTZER0 It has great voice acting you just can't hear it over the over-grown 9 year olds.

  • HE KNEW YOU WERE IN THE LADIES RESTROOM !!!

  • Gamers: Game to get away from nagging bosses and co-workers.

    Deus Ex: Pritchard is an ass and your boss is naggy.

    Gamer:. . .this is like real work but I'm a robot.

    XD

  • @13:17 .........................

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

  • 6:52 ...Actually that was kind of his fault for not telling you lives were on the line.

  • So many prostitutes... dead.

  • BEATS AND BEATS AND BEATS AND BEATS IN MY HEEADDD.

  • Ending is the best

  • yellowest... game... evah

  • profound moments in left for dead 2

  • I liked Invisible War! Funny stuff, though.

  • Ps auto vid change wrong vid

  • Lol matt totally owned pat at the end

  • "She find a hot dog...with...on it?"

    "And PUTS IT BACK!?"

  • "THIS IS ROBO COP!"

    i thought the exact same thing at that very moment.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    

  • This is the perfect example of a regular gamer :)

  • "STABBY McSTAB!!" lol

    

  • Punch why would u do that............she had it coming

  • more like 2 twats play deus ex! u got on my tits from start to 0:55 then i turned it off SAD.

  • @smashface1981 ...Ha.

  • Robot America!!!

  • He fucking killed EVERYONE!

  • Your like a fuckin cat...... except you smell worse

  • why would you do that

  • America

    Robot America

    Space America

  • I never asked for his

  • I never asked for his

  • "This is taking a dark turn.."

    "No! This is taking a RIGHT turn! BURN, ROBOT, BURN!"

  • you guys i subscribed u guys are freakin awsome and really really annoying n funny

  • "This isn't Deus Ex; this is ROBOCOP!"

    Best. Line. Ever.

  • Two Best Friends Play Mortal Kombat! =D

  • @Marcosvinicius113 they already did that :o

  • @Marcosvinicius113 they already did that one dude

  • @Marcosvinicius113 already have it

  • He sounded like that llamas with hats guy at the end there haha

  • Lovely montage.

  • LOL Thumbs up for "retarded Jax" part LOL XD

  • @zcoolguy123 definately worth your time, i only got it recently and i cant stop playing it. And this is from someone who also has skyrim :P

  • i loved the killing montage makes me want to buy the game, but there are to many good games coming out.

  • i buying

  • best part ever 07:30

  • ROFL

    Swords in his arms? That's freaking epic. XD

  • I am the batman

  • In answer to your last question Matt, why not?

  • @Lionheart4042 that was pat that said that.

  • "haha... ya its like sex"

  • it's pronounced "Doo eks"

  • @SquattleSquirrel no... its pronounced day-us-ex the game producers even said -,-

  • Is he like a time cop?

  • *Stares at fire extinguisher*.. "Don't." *Moves closer*.. "DON'T." *shoots* "Ahhh!"

    - "Why would you do that?" LMAO!

  • 5:45 my parents walked in my room then....

  • wtf 2-ton penis???

  • Alternate title: Mat and Pat KILL EVERYTHING.

  • 3:38 If you look REALLY closely, you can see the dude is a robot.

  • yes it is

  • Is this game worth getting

  • @Hawksrule2315 Yes. It's worth every penny. Especially since it's only 30$ on steam right now. down from the original 60$.

  • Yeah, well she didn't ask for it, but she's gonna get it apparently!"

    ahahaha, you guys are killing me ur too funny

  • 10:50 well you wanna know what i am know

  • 3:29 LMAOOOOOOOOO I LAUGHED SOOO HARD!

  • you guys totally make my day =)

  • I hate it when the top rated comments are just quotes from the video...

  • @deekante I hate it when people actually care remotely about what the top comments are.

  • @username111166 I hate both of you

  • @Mrleafsfan93 I hate everyone.

  • @username111166 whats wrong with making psychological and sociological observations?

  • @username111166 I'm laughing ironically because, in case no one else has let you know, you're that top comment. Cheers.

  • She's dead. Ha look! Sucker punch!

  • 13:17 You know you want to see it again! XD

  • i never asked for this two ton penis

  • Y'know the worst part? My name is Letitia. And I am black. This is some fucked up shit, man. xD

  • @minaminokyoko I fail to see how that is "some fucked up shit, man".

  • @SpellignMistake What are the odds that I share my name with an awful stereotypical character? It's pretty staggering when you think about it.

  • @minaminokyoko No it isn't. The universe is staggering if you think about it, having the same name as someone isn't.

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THA

  • 4:06 & 7:32 Dougie Time!!!!! :D

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  • I lost my shit when he bitch slapped that lady

  • @GaijinKnibb They made it for Freddie W

  • whats the science song called????????????

  • @sucidemonkey1 matt made it up

  • Retarded Jax BWAHAAHAA!!

  • This guys like dale gribbil

  • 7:20 reference to Freddie W's song crossfire.

  • @icefire4114 Its Steel Panthers, not Freddie W's

  • "whos that?" "some shadowy douchbag..." lmfao

  • at 1:18 HEY! I live in montreal you guys are DICKS!

  • @VideoBotTV at least its not vancouver....

  • lol stay out of the ladies restroom

  • Yuv gaut sun glasus in ur faec!!!111!!!!11! :O

  • Sunglasses on ALL the time.

  • MORE F****** FINAL FANTASYS JUST!! WHAT WE NEEDED!!!

  • Bill Ny the science guy!

  • 05:22 i wonder if he's like a time cop

  • 7:31 there happy internet :)

    i would watch a 50 min version of that

  • i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OVE THIS GAME

  • OMG the dance bit, genius!

  • Slap a Bitch and get the sadifaction you deserve

  • "How can someone do something so awful to another person?!" *tap on the shoulder* *PUNCH*

    "WHYYY would you do that?!?!"

    XD

  • I fucking love this game... It has the fucking illiminati in it....

  • YOU KNOW WHAT I AM NOW! *PUNCH*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • This is exactly how the game should be played. Don't care for sympothy or respect. AMERICA!!!!

  • 2 best friends and all your history are my favorite from machinima

  • Deus Ex:

    SOMEONE will re-install it.

  • Damn, I chose unlethal instead of lethal, I had to kill like 10 of my friends to get guns.

  • "This isn't who you used to be!" "Oh, well, LOOK WHAT I AM NOW!" *punches* DAMN that was epic!

  • WHY would you do that? XD

  • I did that with the hostages too. They all died :D

  • Stabby mcstab!

  • Every time someone says Deus Ex i hear Day Of Sex.

    Is there something wrong with me?

    lol

  • YEA AMERICA!!!

  • 84 people are from montreal

  • Pritchard: Biggest cock-blocker ...EVER!

  • he punched the shit out that bitch.... dayum

  • thats what editzp did 2 with the fire

  • This game was so fucking awful

  • @hellomoto75 i heard it was actually really good, but i really dont see it from this.

  • @chowellith It's pretty bad, anyone can say any game is good. IE CoD

  • @chowellith This game is amazing. Don't listen to this douchbag hellomoto.

  • @chowellith I have it, it's really worth your money

  • forget what i said peeps

  • WHO CARES!!!! its awesome and funny

  • THIS ISNT DEUS EX, THIS IS ROBOCOP!!!

  • this game is fucking awesome but its hard to undertand and crap like that

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT LOLZ

  • Crossfire!!!! CROSS FIA!

  • THIS IS ROBOCOP!

  • he's a time cop

  • hahahaha this isnt deus ex this is robo cop

  • hey were you goin

  • LMAO at the fucking END!

  • "she took the same hotdog!" "and she puts it back!!" LMAO

  • WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

  • ending=pure fucking comedy gold. "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"

  • He's got sunglasses coming out of his face!!

  • @fpsfreak999 How cool is that?!

  • Noo it's to much robot

  • You know that saying, With great power comes great responsibility? Yeah, Matt kinda skipped that lesson...

  • this is too FUNNY!

  • 2 best friends play minecraft

    

  • Matt is just like my brother

  • Enjoyin your mass murder of defenseless civilians? Good Job :D

  • "What was the code again?"

    "0451!!"

    *types in 8996*

    ROFL!!!

  • "He's got sunglasses comin outta his faaaaaaaaaaaaace :O"

  • "how could sombody do something so aweful to another person" *tap,tap* *SMACK* "WHYYY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!"

  • You guys shouldd get Saint's Row The Third. You would have... fun... to say the least.

  • you guys would be great at grand theft auto

  • anyone else like to watch this series while eating pretzels?

  • Two best friends play qwop!!!

  • Is it just me, or is the so-called "nice one" a total troll?

  • @BroudbrunMusicMerge Which one is that?

  • @VynlamorNightshade Matt, I'm pretty sure. The one that's called "nice" by the original theme song?

  • @BroudbrunMusicMerge Ok, gets hard to tell when they start trolling each other.

  • @VynlamorNightshade Precisely. That's the fun. xD

  • it would be better if the african lady was named latifa