Black Ops: Nazis, Boogers, and Slime!

[slayer146254]

29 people want micro penises



[catzrule76]

they still do that

[Creeperkiller1231]

i substided :D

[bleat222]

Blackpool



[davidc145]

Yay for Spongebob!!!

[Nanojeffy]

They do slime but barly:(

[MrRsmaster31]

i just came here to see if he would make a minecraft slime this is good to

[Paranormal3590]

2:59 I Was Eatting Pizza Nice ONe

[TheZugatso]

NO use a mic!

[goseahawks22]

snapple fact: babies aren't dishwasher safe

[MrAwesomeDork]

HA!

[zohra1212]

$5000 u mean $15000

[ZziAPACHEizZ]

@zohra1212 no becuz u put in 10k and he got 5k profit

[elpaisa1629]

FAG= Female Ass Grabber ;P

[hawkerrose99]

oh man, i miss that show on nickelodeon .. is that the one which they have to guess the persons special skill ? .. if that was it.. thumbs up!

[cpenes]

wait a second how did a RPG get in to the tier at 3.44

[TheEnd1190]

@cpenes it used to be grim reaper then it was changed to rpg and now they changed it back to grim reaper

[Ainurx1]

why is the 1st place 30k? last i played was 1,5k

[swilliam4567]

@Ainurx1 did u double down



[iFlushed]

lol such a whiteboy :P

[jayjayteam]

he should have said.

and now that you know knowing is half the battle

[WeAreHam]

SLIME TIME LIVEEE!

[dagmaloka]

Nickelodeon still dropp green slime on people but more in the new stars

[904skates]

there is nothing in the part of Florida I live in

[TheBlackComedy]

it was Joseph Goebbels who killed his whole family with Cyanide

just letting you know

[ScreamsEnd66]

@TheBlackComedy Yeah it was Joseph Goebells lol. Dunno where he heard Broseph from haha.

[legitboss100]

its funny when you say your are killing then you actually die...classic

[xViizion]

ur a tank

[masterdebatercarl]

Doug and hey Arnold FTW!

[K3V1N152]

ＨＥ-ＭＡＮ ＭＡＤＥ ＴＨＩＳ ＶＩＤＥＯ

[Zztrickz]

Thumb up if he reminded you of seananners when he was like. Oh my god

[MrRxHd]

u reminded me of seananners :D

[TheTheEmoPanda]

i go skiing in park city also



[iModzzProductions]

Like this if you were there when they dropped green slime on people on "Nickelodeon"

[tkavalanche24]

@iModzzProductions SLIME TIME!!

Best show ever.

[catzrule76]

@iModzzProductions lol I saw that stuff that looks like puke

[iModzzProductions]

EVERYONE BETTER PROMOTE PENIS GROWTH!

[animals791]

@iModzzProductions wierd

[MrFuzzyElmo69]

the way u get scared it seems ur just copying seananners in minecraft lol

[mickfudd]

now i know why everyone was saying you sounded like adam

[Whiteboy9576]

Reich is pronounced like, like with a R Rike.

[EpiCInbreed]

You sounded like SeaNanners dude... xD! OH GOD!!

[Butlerofdoom]

I love skiing by the way!!!!!

[Butlerofdoom]

his name is joseph goebels, the minister of propaganda. (Someone let me know if I spelled that wrong)

[JJp4wnsu]

@Butlerofdoom

its Goebbels with 2 b's ;)

[Maninboxers]

He's coming to Utah???!!! OMG GOTTA GET MY SNOWBOARD!!!!

[solon2818]

what resort i go to powder moutian its so cool

[JonnoXD]

The Captain Sparklez SNOWBOARD MONTAGE! =D

[fightcheatwin]

dont revive anyone in second chance teach those doucebags to use a different 3rd perk

[holenumber]

gotta say that uh oh was my favorite show on nick back in the day

[SuperLordofrandom]

JUNIORNANNERS!

[compwnage2]

u sound EXACTLY like seananners

[Chrisrou94]

talk about the actual gameplay jordan..

[Korvfighter]

hahaha :D

[luap305]

is seannanners your voice coach?

[Vman3xX]

Rocket Power FTW!! Great vid Jordan.

[J1I1M3]

I think your Brosef=Heinrich Himler, maybe?

[randomguys2]

Jordan its cool but its better if you talk about what your thinking.

[TheSimsas999]

hey jordan they actualy still do pur green slime opr paint or whatever on people when theyre sliding down or something

its fun to watch it because it's in slowmo!

[getitben]

cool video dude.. btw you ever heard of Brashington? apparently he made som american reich, and wore wooden teeth, pretty creepy. Na seriously dude, im digging your vids but with that historical exam, you really embarassed urself lol.. no hard feelings though, besides the hectic game might have had sumthing to do with it ;) Thumbs up anyway!

[erokips]

i feel my penis growin!!!

[WarningLab3l]

They still slime bitches on Australian pay TV, we has Nickelodeon!

[jriles123]

the nickolodian theme park was in universal studios in orlando, florida but they replaced it with a simpsons ride.. and my facorite tv show was that game show where there was like a jungle based thing and there were obstacles and stuff i dont really remember the name

[ooSweetz]

Utah FTW... That's my home. Plenty of snow waiting for you:))

[WTHWJD]

do a road to commander

[borders22]

Holy Cow Dude, I sneezed, as soon as you stated that booger-sneeze fact! O.O

[MichaelJackson623D]

SLIME BOY!! does anyone remember Slime boy!....no....just me..... :(

[omartron]

ah damn riiiight!! the green slime! :D do you remember kenan and kel?  who loves orange soda...

[xxnactise]

I remember the show with the green slime on Nick but I can't remember what it was CALLED... Someone enlighten me?

[CleanshavenMcO]

YA! UTAH!

[xtmacb122x]

its reich

[MstrWaffles]

I WAS AROUND WITH THE GREEN SLIME!!!!!

[xFalloutVids]

This commentary reminded me of the movie downfall, mainly the Josef Goebells thing, lol. If you don't know about that movie, its where the "Hitler hears about (Insert something here)" came from.

[MrMuffin916]

do zombies

[sonik121]

You have ruined my love for the word broseph, now i must use bromigo.

[MstrWaffles]

@sonik121 ill find a way to ruin bromigo... just for you

[b4ylonwrath]

you should put you're headset on and talk to the people like what whiteboy7thst does

[cod5x]

Hell yea slime was the shit

[MegaWeegie]

What happens if you put a bullet up your nose and sneeze? Can it kill someone?

[cod5x]

@MegaWeegie no no it cant

[rappupng]

its actually joseph goebbels and his wife killed their kids because she didnt want them to have to grow up in a world without hitler

[MUCKADUC]

I KNOW THE SHOW HE WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THE GREEN SLIME!!! IT WAS CALLED "UH-OH"

[3ngin321]

nice gun game, but I like China Lake Sparklez, it's no different than LAW in my opinion :)

Have fun

[A98Sayers]

when did they get the rpg in gun game?

[fighting134]

@A98Sayers I heard the grim reaper had bugs or something.

[xxnactise]

@fighting134 It did. In the days before the patch a glitch occurred where it would constantly flip the sight and the like.

[WildFangWolf]

@A98Sayers They must've patched it with the latest patch.  It replaced the Grim Reaper, and when I figured that out, I was saddened. I loved the Grim Reaper and the quad-barreled rockets it'd shoot out on command.

[Jake261]

that was funny , laughed my ass off !!!

[ZaterMartian3]

Just so ya know... It's BALISTIC (no s) Knife. You call it the balistics knife.

[Gammusbert]

@ZaterMartian3 Don't be a grammar Nazi.

[ZaterMartian3]

@Gammusbert haha fair enough

[ReconSnipe1]

You got 15000 not 5000 ;)

[WildnCrazeh]

@ReconSnipe1 Since he betted 10000 his profit is 5000 :)

[ReconSnipe1]

@WildnCrazeh Ohhh... Thanks :D

[ColeITrain]

@ReconSnipe1 no he won 5000 cause it costs 10000 just to enter. so he got 15000, but it cost him 10000 so he only earned 5000

[regalstudent1]

Univeral Studios, Orlando Florida =] i can haz thumbs up so everyone knows?

[stardude3396]

what do you mean goebbels ?

[CODBLACKOPSPS3]

do a 360 4 me in utah

[CODBLACKOPSPS3]

ur to kind to rage <3

[FTWFuZioN]

ʎɐqǝ ɯoɹɟ pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ʎnq ʇ,upıp ı ɥsıʍ ı 'uɯɐp

[fuckedupcupcake]

wait, when i sneeze nothing comes out of my nose.

only out of my mouth.

is that normal?

[er1k93]

@fuckedupcupcake

Hold your mouth shut and try again.

[fuckedupcupcake]

@er1k93 i have tried that.

not good.

[fuckedupcupcake]

just call them brotato chip or bromelette.

or even brorilla.

[MstrToasty]

I love how your topics make remotely no sense to each other.

[SuperAntonboy]

snowbaordehhhhn ! know any tricks?

[FuzionTR]

it promotes penis growth!

[WorldOfGekko]

Here in the Netherlands they still pour slime over people. I think they 'Reinvented' it or something.

[BBarger30]

ugh.. seananners should copyright his voice so you cant copy it

[hardrocker943]

i loved this commentary. fantastic lol

[111Battlefieldhero]

i liked your old commentary better, but good game. i hope i get to play a match against you.

[BryanR73]

It is kind of funny that everyone seems to asking for all of us to do rage videos now. ElPresador is so good at it that it appears he may have started the next commentary trend. We all start cursing each other out like Andrew Dice Clay (old school baby!).

[BigSpence01]

22 people got slimed

[cooldude15k]

@BigSpence01 No they really didn't

[segmentum]

his name was joseph goebels not brosef....

[oscarRULER]

GREEN SLIME FTW!

I remember I grew up on that. I miss it.

[Easthasting]

utah for snowboarding!? @CaptainSparklez you fat cat you!

[FrenziedFruitcake]

Rofl I love Nick. He got you good.

Its incredible how little people know about Stalin.

Joseph Stalin, Russian dictator killed over 15,000,000 people due to his regime.

Wow, people really need to know this stuff.

[BrianBadonde9]

i thought it was Broseph?

[omerDp]

spongebob and Drake and Josh ftw

[sahrab11]

@omerDp SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS :D H4H4H4H44H4HH4H4H4H4HH4H44

[Sterrooney]

Sometimes they do the slime ;)

[RedDotRampage]

CAPTIANSPARKLEZ NEEDS TO GO ON HARDCORE AND GREIF

[Calsendon]

Less shitbox more PC please.

[NikoBellicUncut]

Keep pressing 7. Oh god.

[Zaven995]

you could learn a thing or two from whiteboy7thst. His live commentaries are awesome... and you are too Capn'

[jvmstanley]

lol OK how do u insult and rage against other players if they are all muted lol

[Nomolo2k5]

Captain, you sound like you're a bit younger than me. I have no doubt your recollection of the "slime" show on Nick is correct, but I think they started doing it on "You Can't Do That On Television" (also on Nick) first; "I don't know" was the slime-triggering phrase (also "Water").

PC please?

[Sagari12Master]

Start talking "There we go..." like xJawz every 30 seconds. :D

[lilmargo187]

LPSG: Large Penis Support Group

[IAMaRandomCODplayer]

@lilmargo187 ur kidding?

[ThatNoztikGuy]

@lilmargo187 Hello, my name is Erik. And I have a large penis... The first step is to admit it right? :P

[HeyItsChristianOmg]

@lilmargo187

lol PSG1 penis support group #!

[xbladespartan]

that was awsome i love ur rections when ppl pop up at you

[Zaven995]

@xbladespartan either you meant "erections" or "reactions"

[xbladespartan]

@Zaven995 Or both happening at the same time.... =P

[BreakingJason]

You're thinking of Joseph Goebells, so the name is kind of different.

[pokemon2damaxx]

best live com ever!

[kloppanator]

Yay snow! You should come to Canada! ^-^

[kingsethprey2]

You can come down to the south and go snowboarding I have like 11" of snow

[Wadde100]

have you heard about the holy land in orlando? whats up with that?!

[Tekan4fan]

F*ckin lucky I was playin stix an stones with 30 grand on the line and a dick tomahawked me at the end :(

[sub548]

3:40 when did seananners get in this commentary?

[Soounknownshow]

@sub548 Ye, captainsparklez is a copy cat! >:o

[blackninja5219]

@sub548 lol

[TehHalestorM]

@sub548 GET IN MAH BELLY!

[sub548]

@TehHalestorM NO! WONT LET YOU!!!!!!!!

[TehHalestorM]

@sub548 :(

[ClassicGameLover11]

1. reich is pronounced rike Jordan :)

2.@ 3:40, you have a little seananners in you.

[imFLYINmike]

@ClassicGameLover11 i was ABOUT to say your number 2

[ClassicGameLover11]

@imFLYINmike lol

[GSW12345]

You spelled Goebbels wrong noob

[conitron]

tore my ACL Saturday snowboarding D:

[JemHara5aki]

since when r rpg's in gungame

[Merc1387]

@JemHara5aki Since this game came out.

[JemHara5aki]

@Merc1387 wasn't the grim reaper where the RPG is tho?

[CamelBallZee]

Spongebob seems like some disgusting adult cartoon porn if you're sick minded enough.

[theOranges25]

yes, i do like to see you rage

[CHOSENONE625]

ps3 controllers are tiny and retarded

[Dietert12]

I think Gold Glove might need to like this video :P.

[s00cerdelica]

Spongebob FTW!

[CallMeGomes]

I'm going to florida on Thursday!

[jtl10777]

you definetly need to watch some whiteboy and take notes on the trash talking !

[MrUrmom90210]

btw all of the west coast is getting buried with record snowfall

[MurD3Rgaming]

my sister liked this???  does she have a penis

[xzenvil]

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER ON NICKLODEON FTW

[UntouchableTAK]

fun fact 69: liking jordan's videos will help improve growth of penis length!

NOW YOU KNOW :D

[allllexvv]

@UntouchableTAK and knowing is half the battle because knowledge is power Go joe!

[pugdoggsolid]

promotes penis growth in women...

[canadianman54321]

OMG its true. MY penis grew bigger with this video