Chicken or the Egg - Raymond Mearns Des McLean

[MasterGutry1690]

@stu3100 how can you try and act smart about evolution theories when you cant even spell dinosaur?

[Stu3100]

Dinasaurs were egg layers, and the Chicken evolved from this, so the Egg came first, millions of years before Chickens evolved.

[moomooandu]

evolution for all the christfags

big bang happened

micro organisms were created by natural reactions of basic elements and heat

micro organisms were killed by heat except for the strongest of their kind

those organisms became multi cellular

that then created a slew of other multi cellular creates and some were mammals

mammal lays egg with a mutated embryo

egg hatches and creates chicken

herp derp

[XoXKyleXXX]

LMAOOOO

[adrianeaglrck]

yours

[shakehorn]

Chickens evolved from reptiles,not mammals, therefore eggs were being laid long before the chicken. Eventually one particular species (quite far evolved from its reptilian ancestors) laid an egg that cracked open to reveal the first "chicken". So its the egg.

Helpfully yours.

[mastermizbot]

LOL at the end

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

According to Darwinism, the egg had to have come first because adult organisms do not evolve. Their infants pre-birth are the ones who have genetic mutations which leads to another species.

According to modern Science, however, the specific materials which allow for the formation of any species of Chicken egg can only be produced directly from the womb of a parent Chicken. So the chicken had to have come first to be able to create the egg in the first place.

Where does this leave evolution??

[zzzIdividedbyzerozzz]

@GoldenbanjoDJ No, it can be from the womb of any gallus gallus (the chicken species)

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

@zzzIdividedbyzerozzz

fair enough. notice the key word - species.

this this mean that the gallus gallus species has to be present before the egg can be formed?

sorry, i should have been more specific... where does this leave SPECIATION ie. a species that derives from another species...? (apologies, i would use italics, but i can't here)

[zzzIdividedbyzerozzz]

@GoldenbanjoDJ Well a liger (males sterile) is a hybrid of a male lion and female tiger, and Tigon (capable of reproduction) is a male tiger and female lion. Different species with close amount of chromosones can interbreed. But there is no original Tigon involved.

[203207ab]

If the chicken laid the egg and became the first chicken to do so, it would be mocked by the billions of other chickens and possible eaten by a predator along with it's offspring who would lay eggs. The majority of non chickens laying eggs would not permit these chickens to survive. Do you think humans would allow a human to lay eggs without getting weirded out? there are a lot of variables involved. same with the egg theory coming before the chicken.

[Mrtitmice]

the chicken came from a lesser form of a chicken, not a chicken as we know them.

So the question has inherrant problems as both chicken and the egg didn't come first. ie; evolution wins.

The other argument, God evolved into being from essential amino acids and other building blocks of life formed by the decay of stars, he remained a constant being for billions of years and one day said," fuck, you know what the infinite universe is missing.. a fuckin chicken"!

[qwertyfshag]

hillarious and a good point

[Makailae]

nooo the EGG came first!!! rocks and soil and other things came before animals y'know

[Chnamanjx]

The chicken egg came first actually. Random genetic mutations happen (along with recombinant dna between parents) during fertilization.

Adult organisms don't "evolve", only their offspring might.

[adrianeaglrck]

but before that the chicken came first from an evolved separate circumstance of a different something laying its egg

[shakehorn]

@adrianeaglrck Chickens evolved from reptiles,not mammals, therefore eggs were being laid long before the chicken. Eventually one particular species (quite far evolved from its reptilian ancestors and SIMILAR to what we know as a chicken) laid an egg that cracked open to reveal the first "chicken". So its the egg.

Helpfully yours.

[adrianeaglrck]

not really help ...cause now i've got to get refer to a more credible source than a youtube commenter

[shakehorn]

@adrianeaglrck I am a you tube "commenter" sometimes but that does not mean I am not credible. No need for sarcasm. I merely answered your question. A basic understanding of evolution means that I know that adults DONT evolve. Evolution happens when gentetic mutations take place in the offspring. Therefore, a bird cannot suddenly change into a chicken. A new species starts with a new generation...ie a new chicken from an egg. Hope thats clearer. Feel free to check a more "credible source"

[adrianeaglrck]

yeah i hold on to my sarcasm buddy....and i really can't check your credential can't i so i assume all youtubers as non credible sources for knowledge...with the up most offense and sarcasm your truly fucker focker fuck

[shakehorn]

@adrianeaglrck ok this is my final word as you are clearly just a troll. Reply in whatever badly worded way you want. I answered your question. Read my posts again slowly...then think...then read again...got it? Where did the chicken you mentioned come from? Bravo! Its an easy answer and no need to check credentials. An egg? Evolution isnt hard to understand. So in return with sarcasm a plenty, you are a thick, thick, thick.

Oh and "upmost" is one word.

Yours helpfully for the last time.

[TheR33l]

@Chnamanjx Offspring don't evolve; individuals don't evolve. Populations evolve.

[exoskeletonsz]

@Chnamanjx

good insight-a theory though

[keydetpiper]

Why is it so hard to believe that life today isn't the way life has always been?

[konkerballs1]

ball bag dessie

[WoWluver10]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

[freakster180]

simply funny

[try4ndf1nds0m3c0v3r]

The Big Bang happened because there was nothing then nothing made a huge explosion then that explosion expanded that made everything. Oh and buy the way the nothing exploded because it wanted to so that is what happened before the Big Bang for you people that want to know. P.S. Yes this is all true I know because that is the way God wanted to happen.

[harryfmk]

You should tell the folks at CERN to stop wasting their time, then.

[petpillow]

fuck god

[roflroflomgomg]

ye, god sucked my dick yesterday

[lumpybruisychickeny1]

no I didn't

[The1Smart2Guy]

Fuck you bitch!!!! your theory is flawed!!

[imlan123]

....how do you know?

[XANDERXXZ]

Because yo muma told me.

[Waxthumper]

'Buy the way'. Buy what.. how much are they? I'll take 2

[ayzhao]

Inert gases collided to cause the big bang?

[IntelligentGangsta1]

INCREDIBLE!!

[dylanisdeath]

the egg became before the chicken dinosaurs were laying egss far before chickens evolved

[petpillow]

no no no no no no they evolved into chickens then they layed chicken eggs

well you need the chicken to come first to teach the the others

[poorcrofter]

lol quality

[physco905]

I laughed pretty hard at this.

[merrett]

It's like how a 4 year old will just keep asking "Why?" to every answer.

[delboyrfc1690]

quality

[killietill1die]

cum fae?

[spatulaman007]

come from

[killietill1die]

I know what 'cum fae' means - I was laughing at the repetitive use of it!

[NiCKYBEECFC]

amazing.... so funny

[qkr19]

ball bag

[qkr19]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[canny1888]

haha dez mcleans a legend

[sierra0318]

No one will never know what happened before the big bang =/

[amoignis1987]

Never say never...especially in a double-negative...so...you are saying everyone will, eventually...know what happened before the big bang? Ow...my head hurts.

[Jack243]

no you cant realy know becaus you cant look past that time in space

also you cant go back to that time in space before the big bang

[arfanxxx]

Lol..double negative..you just contradicted yourself..retard.

[ericcartman888]

it's the egg! cause the first creature considered to be chicken came from the egg

[skinheadbill69]

that was fuckin funny lol

[roykean0]

good stuff

[7weeben7]

no shit thts ur uncle me 2 were u from :D

[shannonkish]

Please spell Paleontology correctly as you have horrendously misspelled it in your description.

[bigaln1971]

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[mrfireclaw]

never answer it which came first Chicken or the Egg ? can someone answer it?

[keydetpiper]

Simple. I ate an egg for breakfast today and a chicken sandwich for lunch. Ergo, the egg came first. Don't see what the fuss is all about.

[11minieggs]

thats my uncle ramie ^^

[MisterGlasgow]

God made it ........

[aggroman4]

cunt shat it

[johnaiton]

like my law tutorials at paisley uni

[gdkool]

Is one of these blokes in 'Legit' on BBC Scotland. Also just to add this stuffs smart as eggs.

[calumweir]

Yeah the lecturer (Raymond Mearns) plays Happy Bob in Legit

[HerryBanjo]

I absolutely LOVE these videos....should be on the telly...LMAO

[VlexoNetwork]

Hahaa

[LTDcunuk]

thats too funny  love it 5/5

[cccecider]

l m f a o mint!!

[robbidle]

Ahahahahahahahaha! FUCKING HELL. Topper ...topper.

[SilentRobChan]

:) i like