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  • No one could hear you in outer space, there's no air to vibrate.

  • @ForFavoriting Unless his shout pushed the air into space.

  • How about that Thunder-Punt-Air-Punch-Kick. Impressive. Wonder how many times it took him to pull that off. Probably 1 because he's so awesome.

  • If you take your headphones off at 0:46 and listen hard enough, you can faintly hear the manly scream of Craig.

  • gaywink

  • first ten second of the video and i am laughing my ass off

  • Are you a brony

  • FUS! RO! DAH!!! i win

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  • I love this dinosaur :D

  • ....Your neighbors must love you xD

  • That is one attractive dinosaur, oh wait...

  • I'm in the fucking wink video!!! Aaagghhh :D

  • THUNDER-PUNT-AIR-PUNCH-KICK! 

  • thumbs up if you thought Scarlett Johansson sounded like Towelie from South Park.

  • strong like ox!

  • When he said quick see who can scream louder I screamed so loud Jesus Bach handed me

  • he said 'quick who can scream the loudest' i actually screamed for a second...

  • that is one funky dinosaur

  • I couldn't take my eyes away from the cleavage on that picture...and I'm female. Awkward.

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  • More female than male...Hello ladies.

  • You don't ever hold the slide while firing a gun, it _slides_ back, reloads and cocks the hammer. So you only ever pull it back when it's not loaded or cocked (Or on most the slide would lock open when the clip is empty)

    It's time for, Wheezy Waiter is stupid!

    Oh and why do I know this? No reason... No reason at all.... Quit asking me! No reason!! No reason at all!!!!!!

  • if you sell your apartment, you should make your advertisement say, 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom, 1 time machine, clone machine, Alligator pit...

  • Thunder-Punt-Air-Punch-Kick...­ was completely epic 8D

  • You can't hear Wheezy from a helicopter, but you can hear him in space.

  • ha ha ha.. ha ha ha... FALCON FIST CLUTCH KRAKEN CLAP KICK.... SHOOT! :D

  • AAGGGHHH every time I see myself in this video i jizz a little :P

  • I want some honey combs now.

  • When you want to prove your manlyness hit a box of Honeycomb with a hammer.

  • 2nd babe!

  • the dinosaure sounds like cookie monster

  • you always got that hammer there? xD

  • The pop up ad for this vid was for Geek dating. LOL!

  • Your dino sounds like strongbad

  • wheezy, you can't beat goku in a loud cont

  • I didn't realise I was a guy until Wheezy told me so...

  • I AM STRONG!

    STRONG LIKE OX!

  • You caught MY attention with those AWESOME HONEY COMBS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMMMMMMM

  • im  a guy:D

  • your scarlett johansson impression is a lot like herbert from family guy

  • We are gonna add him too mortal kombat. Falcon-Fist-Clutch-Kraken-Clap­-Kick-Shoot

  • Do you ever get stramge looks from ur neighbors??? ;)

  • If you had a girl as your thumbnail you would of got a lot more views hahaaha xD

  • hahaha-hhahahaha =))

  • Cereal killer!!!

  • Gotta wear a belt, man.

  • The scarlet johansen dinosaur sounds just like herbert the pervert

  • @Goldenmaddie122

    I was literally just going to say that!

  • Nobody pushes araound superman! Well, apparently I do, lol

  • Omg do more of that dinosaur XD

  • I lost it when you hammered the cereal box to the floor.

  • Were those your Power Moves?

    Those were awesome. I'm jealous.

  • thumbs up if yur a girl and still watchin

  • @ricerollsramen thumbs up if you know how to spell you're.

  • @FlargTheKitty

    haha i know i'm lazy but no need to shove it in my face (⌒▽⌒)

  • Chuck Norris would of Thunder-Punt-Air-Punch-Kick that cereal box through the wall. xD

  • 0:47 FUS ROH DAH!

  • Is Charleston Dinosaur going to be a 'thing'?

  • who's the second babe?? leah dizon??

  • I"m craving Honeycomb now. I have no Honeycomb though. THANKS FOR NOTHING WHEEZY

  • Sometimes I wonder what your neighbours think of you.

  • @anaceofhearts I always wonder what his neighbours think of him, literaly.

  • the dinosaur sounds like beevis and butt-head

  • 1:06 "nobody pushes around superman","apparently i do". lol

  • That was a perfectly good charleston.

  • That's pretty hardcore if you can be heard in space since there's no medium for the sound to travel through...

  • ManChild

  • Behold. The manliest of the men.

    He can survive in the wild. Just by kicking a baby.

  • u r amaaaazing ! I really love you !!! ;)

  • SO MANLY

  • So who raised their hand for a high five and actually slapped the screen? This guy. Forever alone. <33

  • I can only imagine what his neighbors think of him

  • this is how all that stuff got there oO omGGGG i need to spin my chair so ill forget this blasphemia!

  • The second babe was Leah Dizon! I think.. She looks like her at least .. :P

  • Why does Scarlet Johanson/t-rex have a southern accent?

  • There is no sound in space...

  • HAHAH

    Your neighbors must really hate you...

  • Shoot? That reminds me. Whatever happened to *shirt*?

  • EVERYONE POST A VIDEO OF YOU DOING A FALCON-FIST-CLUTCH KRAKEN-CLAP-KICK-SHOOT!!!!!!!!

  • yelling makes you stronger!

  • You forgot Beef Jerky and Bluetooth. Men love those things.

  • ...I want Honey Combs now...

  • I used to be a male, then i took an arrow to the knee...

  • Silly Wheezy, there's no sound in outer space xD

  • @AbbehRose that just shows how powerful his voice is XD

  • @AbbehRose He knows, he's just so loud you can hear him in outer space.

    Remember, Chuck Norris gets most of his power from his beard.

  • @AbbehRose Well he's so manly he can MAKE sound in outer space! xD

  • @AbbehRose then how do we know the highest note (musical) is the SOUND of a dying star?

  • @jdiger101 Lol, I'm not sure where you got this bit of information, but I've never heard of that. Care to cite your source? (:

  • @AbbehRose either National Geographic book of Weird Facts or Guinness Book of World Records =)

  • @jdiger101 Alright, fair enough, haha :P

  • @AbbehRose lol

  • @AbbehRose he divided by 0. xD

  • STRONG LIKE OX! :D

  • I screamed so loud I drowned you out.

  • I'm still so happy that Meekakitty introduced me to Wheezywaiter... XD Epic cameo appaerance in one of her vids :)

  • Who else screamed with him?

  • I hope Scarlett watches one of your videos one day.

  • u need to cut/paint the orange tip of the airsoft gun.

  • MAKE FIRE DUDE!

  • You realize that if you shot a gun like that you'd end up with a handful of hot brass casings.

  • I love wheezywaiter!!! for all you dudes and dude'ets check out our new channel it supper funny! ourlittlelifes

  • I'm in a wheezywaiter video!

  • WOW thunderpuntairpunchkick was like totally awesome!

  • Wheezy REALLY needs a belt

  • plz don't beat up the honey-combs

  • lady dinosaur sounds like that old pedophile dude in family guy. o.o

  • one day Scarlett Johansson will appear in a Wheezy video..and that will be the day Craig dies happy.

  • Am I am a man or a muppet?

  • QUICK. who can turn down the volume the fastest!

  • THAT DINOSOAR IS SO CUTE. I LOVE HIM AND HIS DANCE MOVES

  • down in the doo blee doo

  • How come Scarlett has a southern accent?  "I have always relied on the kindness of strangers...."

  • Craig, if I donate, will you make Explosion Wednesday a thing?

  • I was wondering what that screaming was on thursday.....

  • hey wheezy, you forgot explosions :( men love explosions, and walking away from explosions in slow-mo.

  • "Is this that wacko you keep watching?" -direct quote from my mother.

    LMAO, You really are a wacko Wheezy. But that's why we LOVE you. ♥

  • I turned the volume down when you yelled, therefore i won.

  • what man doesn't wanna be with you wheezy!!!

  • Sound doesnt travel in space XD

  • Also I am very appealed

  • Beard, you got everything but explosions on that list! This video should'a been on a Wednesday to include that... you know, not that explosions would HAVE to be on a Wednesday since it's not like it's a thing yet...

  • I'm appealed.

  • I was watching this on his channel with the new interface and found out that you can't click on the Doobly-Doo!!!

  • Lmfao? You're so funny.lol

  • i love wheezy's comedy style

  • "Out of my way. Get out of my way!"

    "Nobody pushed around Superman!"

    "Apparently I do."

  • I'm worried you might just be attracting more ladies with your manliness.

  • Wheezy can't afford name brand cereal, poor guy :(

  • lol i was eating chocolate when he said that

  • I like how you got Towelie to do the voice work @ 1:52

  • Nice Chicago accent

  • hahahahaha I have the same dinosaur

    

  • I have the same bookshelf as you :D

  • THUNDER--PUNT--AIR--PUNCH--KIC­K!!!!

  • I hope he makes wednesday explosion thing a thing.

  • A janitor came by with a loud vaccuum, so I turned the volume up, but right at that moment he decided to say, "Quick! Who can scream the loudest? GO!!"

  • As a straight female, I am confused why I relate to your male strong ox tactics...

  • You got me there I screamed but once I saw the rest I was like :O

  • must... doooonnnaaate...

  • i love how i'm a girl and this is probably my favorite wheezy video ever.

  • @sicko123432190 Same.

  • why isn't he amazingly famous!?!?

  • The dinosaur sounds like Old Man herbert from Family Guy

  • @LeonardBoobles Herbert the Pervert*

  • "Dudes want to be me ladies want to be with me, but some dudes might want to be with me and some ladies may want to be with me. We live in a tolerant age."

  • I LOLD like 20 times XD

  • Sexiest. Dinosaur. Ever. XP

  • Haha, Charlie's video for Forever Yours is in the recommendations.

  • Hilarious!

  • And Craig was like FUS RO DAHH

  • you can be heard from space...

    but why didn't i hear you then?

  • just show more babes and the demographic will take care of itself:)

  • /watch?v=FQ2oatU7L04

  • Damn sexy clone...sorry wheezy, I just couldn't keep my eyes away from him. I keep wondering when he'll make a guest appearance again!

  • my boyfriend and I watch this all the time, together and separately we love it!

    I love the teeny tiny percentage difference :)

  • I'm sure it's all sexy clones fault

  • You have more women viewers than men because women like your sexy beard and men are intimidated by it!

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  • Why does the dinosuar's Scarlett impression sound like Herbert the Pervert? 

  • Wheezy...attracting a lot of women is NOT a bad thing.

  • If it makes you feel better Craig my boyfriend uses my account to watch you.

  • I Love Dinosaurs... And I'm A Girl..

  • I Love Dinosaurs.. And I'm a girl..

  • and the moral of the story is give me money or else

  • one day scarlett is gonna make a cameo in a wheezy video and we are all gonna be like, HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?!??!

  • Put me in the "dudes who want to be with Wheezy" column...

  • Your thunder-punt-air-punch-kick made me so amazed

  • let's make the Dinosaur the new Thing That We're Not Sure Is Actually A Real Thing Yet

  • @MegaGadgetdude *An action.

  • CHANGE THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT BACK! Just put /home at the end of the address

  • 1. Dinosoar female voice sounds like herbert the pervert. 2. I wish you were my neighbor...thunder kick!