You don't ever hold the slide while firing a gun, it _slides_ back, reloads and cocks the hammer. So you only ever pull it back when it's not loaded or cocked (Or on most the slide would lock open when the clip is empty)
It's time for, Wheezy Waiter is stupid!
Oh and why do I know this? No reason... No reason at all.... Quit asking me! No reason!! No reason at all!!!!!!
Beard, you got everything but explosions on that list! This video should'a been on a Wednesday to include that... you know, not that explosions would HAVE to be on a Wednesday since it's not like it's a thing yet...
A janitor came by with a loud vaccuum, so I turned the volume up, but right at that moment he decided to say, "Quick! Who can scream the loudest? GO!!"
"Dudes want to be me ladies want to be with me, but some dudes might want to be with me and some ladies may want to be with me. We live in a tolerant age."
No one could hear you in outer space, there's no air to vibrate.
ForFavoriting 1 week ago 2
@ForFavoriting Unless his shout pushed the air into space.
obosuck 5 hours ago in playlist Uploaded videos
How about that Thunder-Punt-Air-Punch-Kick. Impressive. Wonder how many times it took him to pull that off. Probably 1 because he's so awesome.
HurriShane00 1 week ago
If you take your headphones off at 0:46 and listen hard enough, you can faintly hear the manly scream of Craig.
TheJustin7861 1 week ago
gaywink
jisinho 1 week ago
first ten second of the video and i am laughing my ass off
HonorKicksButt 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Are you a brony
smileydude64s 2 weeks ago
FUS! RO! DAH!!! i win
benkse2010 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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myfeetcanttouch 2 weeks ago
I love this dinosaur :D
MariazzZebra 3 weeks ago in playlist Więcej filmów od użytkownika wheezywaiter
....Your neighbors must love you xD
RileyStallings12 1 month ago
That is one attractive dinosaur, oh wait...
The1stDirector 1 month ago
I'm in the fucking wink video!!! Aaagghhh :D
ashstrifeff7 1 month ago
THUNDER-PUNT-AIR-PUNCH-KICK!
peaceofvanilla 1 month ago
thumbs up if you thought Scarlett Johansson sounded like Towelie from South Park.
havefiesta101 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
strong like ox!
LatinaDancer101 1 month ago
When he said quick see who can scream louder I screamed so loud Jesus Bach handed me
PetofJesus 1 month ago
he said 'quick who can scream the loudest' i actually screamed for a second...
xEpicAndrew 1 month ago
that is one funky dinosaur
bannanamouse 1 month ago
I couldn't take my eyes away from the cleavage on that picture...and I'm female. Awkward.
titaniumpenknife 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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TookItHomeToJenny 1 month ago
More female than male...Hello ladies.
Marioofsevenstars 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
You don't ever hold the slide while firing a gun, it _slides_ back, reloads and cocks the hammer. So you only ever pull it back when it's not loaded or cocked (Or on most the slide would lock open when the clip is empty)
It's time for, Wheezy Waiter is stupid!
Oh and why do I know this? No reason... No reason at all.... Quit asking me! No reason!! No reason at all!!!!!!
TreyRust 1 month ago
if you sell your apartment, you should make your advertisement say, 2 bedrooms 1 bathroom, 1 time machine, clone machine, Alligator pit...
stephen98841272 1 month ago
Thunder-Punt-Air-Punch-Kick... was completely epic 8D
FictonalReality 1 month ago in playlist Wheezy Waiter
You can't hear Wheezy from a helicopter, but you can hear him in space.
Simetra666 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
ha ha ha.. ha ha ha... FALCON FIST CLUTCH KRAKEN CLAP KICK.... SHOOT! :D
SeanRamey 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
AAGGGHHH every time I see myself in this video i jizz a little :P
ashstrifeff7 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I want some honey combs now.
tada1235 2 months ago
When you want to prove your manlyness hit a box of Honeycomb with a hammer.
TheNonHipster 2 months ago
2nd babe!
zaphod133 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
the dinosaure sounds like cookie monster
CallmeJoshful 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
you always got that hammer there? xD
InsanityProductionsR 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The pop up ad for this vid was for Geek dating. LOL!
onyxman8 2 months ago
Your dino sounds like strongbad
rosetoes24 2 months ago
wheezy, you can't beat goku in a loud cont
RiskyBrothers 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
I didn't realise I was a guy until Wheezy told me so...
GoggleFoetus 2 months ago
I AM STRONG!
STRONG LIKE OX!
AdamantSystems 2 months ago
You caught MY attention with those AWESOME HONEY COMBS MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
keenfrizzle 2 months ago
im a guy:D
HolTomas 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
your scarlett johansson impression is a lot like herbert from family guy
microlab1890 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
We are gonna add him too mortal kombat. Falcon-Fist-Clutch-Kraken-Clap-Kick-Shoot
anonymouspatron7 2 months ago
Do you ever get stramge looks from ur neighbors??? ;)
sugargirl51 2 months ago
If you had a girl as your thumbnail you would of got a lot more views hahaaha xD
gavinlowndes 2 months ago
hahaha-hhahahaha =))
egguf 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Cereal killer!!!
Cordogan 2 months ago
Gotta wear a belt, man.
KaitieStarr 2 months ago
The scarlet johansen dinosaur sounds just like herbert the pervert
Goldenmaddie122 2 months ago
@Goldenmaddie122
I was literally just going to say that!
trumpeteer9 2 months ago
Nobody pushes araound superman! Well, apparently I do, lol
thehobbit1116 2 months ago
Omg do more of that dinosaur XD
CharlieeChaosify 2 months ago
I lost it when you hammered the cereal box to the floor.
MsVileThePedophile 2 months ago
Were those your Power Moves?
Those were awesome. I'm jealous.
BboyUchiha 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
thumbs up if yur a girl and still watchin
ricerollsramen 2 months ago 89
@ricerollsramen thumbs up if you know how to spell you're.
FlargTheKitty 1 month ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
@FlargTheKitty
haha i know i'm lazy but no need to shove it in my face (⌒▽⌒)
ricerollsramen 1 month ago
Chuck Norris would of Thunder-Punt-Air-Punch-Kick that cereal box through the wall. xD
Bloodstock13 2 months ago 3
0:47 FUS ROH DAH!
platapouce 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Is Charleston Dinosaur going to be a 'thing'?
kool1678 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
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I win!
4TCRONAN 2 months ago
who's the second babe?? leah dizon??
Wollakazoo 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
I"m craving Honeycomb now. I have no Honeycomb though. THANKS FOR NOTHING WHEEZY
ALLYgator7190 2 months ago
Sometimes I wonder what your neighbours think of you.
anaceofhearts 2 months ago 233
@anaceofhearts I always wonder what his neighbours think of him, literaly.
thehobbit1116 2 months ago
the dinosaur sounds like beevis and butt-head
jokemaster56 2 months ago 2
1:06 "nobody pushes around superman","apparently i do". lol
jokemaster56 2 months ago 3
That was a perfectly good charleston.
KanashiiSorrow 2 months ago
That's pretty hardcore if you can be heard in space since there's no medium for the sound to travel through...
djmanex23 2 months ago
ManChild
Qopel 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Behold. The manliest of the men.
He can survive in the wild. Just by kicking a baby.
TheTenatDoctor 2 months ago
u r amaaaazing ! I really love you !!! ;)
mj71838 2 months ago
SO MANLY
LongviewRocksII 2 months ago
So who raised their hand for a high five and actually slapped the screen? This guy. Forever alone. <33
NinjaCookieFTW 2 months ago
I can only imagine what his neighbors think of him
juhjinkies 2 months ago
this is how all that stuff got there oO omGGGG i need to spin my chair so ill forget this blasphemia!
Leroystenzel 2 months ago
The second babe was Leah Dizon! I think.. She looks like her at least .. :P
MarcoItachiKun 2 months ago
Why does Scarlet Johanson/t-rex have a southern accent?
stellaeire 2 months ago
There is no sound in space...
justin9816 2 months ago
HAHAH
Your neighbors must really hate you...
C0k3d 2 months ago in playlist More videos from wheezywaiter
Shoot? That reminds me. Whatever happened to *shirt*?
mattboy1152 2 months ago
EVERYONE POST A VIDEO OF YOU DOING A FALCON-FIST-CLUTCH KRAKEN-CLAP-KICK-SHOOT!!!!!!!!
mitchellsmalls 2 months ago
yelling makes you stronger!
mhoodzz 2 months ago
You forgot Beef Jerky and Bluetooth. Men love those things.
ThisIsCertainlyExile 2 months ago
...I want Honey Combs now...
Rose15r15 2 months ago
I used to be a male, then i took an arrow to the knee...
baatjebijhetplaatje 2 months ago
Silly Wheezy, there's no sound in outer space xD
AbbehRose 2 months ago 130
@AbbehRose that just shows how powerful his voice is XD
juniperlei 2 months ago
@AbbehRose He knows, he's just so loud you can hear him in outer space.
Remember, Chuck Norris gets most of his power from his beard.
Gir3222 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
@AbbehRose Well he's so manly he can MAKE sound in outer space! xD
MOUNTAINDREW33 2 months ago
@AbbehRose then how do we know the highest note (musical) is the SOUND of a dying star?
jdiger101 2 months ago
@jdiger101 Lol, I'm not sure where you got this bit of information, but I've never heard of that. Care to cite your source? (:
AbbehRose 2 months ago
@AbbehRose either National Geographic book of Weird Facts or Guinness Book of World Records =)
jdiger101 2 months ago
@jdiger101 Alright, fair enough, haha :P
AbbehRose 2 months ago
@AbbehRose lol
jdiger101 2 months ago
@AbbehRose he divided by 0. xD
Jessieboo1991 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
STRONG LIKE OX! :D
ikigirl1 2 months ago
I screamed so loud I drowned you out.
LonerDesk 2 months ago
I'm still so happy that Meekakitty introduced me to Wheezywaiter... XD Epic cameo appaerance in one of her vids :)
Drust79 2 months ago
Who else screamed with him?
PolaroidNerd99 2 months ago
I hope Scarlett watches one of your videos one day.
neyann 2 months ago 2
u need to cut/paint the orange tip of the airsoft gun.
Codedemon23 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
MAKE FIRE DUDE!
hideHYDEimcoming 2 months ago
You realize that if you shot a gun like that you'd end up with a handful of hot brass casings.
earthboundmisfit79 2 months ago
I love wheezywaiter!!! for all you dudes and dude'ets check out our new channel it supper funny! ourlittlelifes
ourlittlelifes 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I'm in a wheezywaiter video!
SpicedHammers 2 months ago
WOW thunderpuntairpunchkick was like totally awesome!
WAYWAYWAYOuch 2 months ago
Wheezy REALLY needs a belt
ThePotatomilkshake 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
plz don't beat up the honey-combs
sk8rdman 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
lady dinosaur sounds like that old pedophile dude in family guy. o.o
moonshine152 2 months ago
one day Scarlett Johansson will appear in a Wheezy video..and that will be the day Craig dies happy.
MrWarcraft1000 3 months ago
Am I am a man or a muppet?
shurburs 3 months ago
QUICK. who can turn down the volume the fastest!
tehroofjumper 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
THAT DINOSOAR IS SO CUTE. I LOVE HIM AND HIS DANCE MOVES
sandpapermoney 3 months ago
down in the doo blee doo
nc17atnce102 3 months ago
How come Scarlett has a southern accent? "I have always relied on the kindness of strangers...."
nerdra 3 months ago
Craig, if I donate, will you make Explosion Wednesday a thing?
sportsstar1998 3 months ago
I was wondering what that screaming was on thursday.....
poentasticgurl 3 months ago
hey wheezy, you forgot explosions :( men love explosions, and walking away from explosions in slow-mo.
ellaanstuff 3 months ago
"Is this that wacko you keep watching?" -direct quote from my mother.
LMAO, You really are a wacko Wheezy. But that's why we LOVE you. ♥
carlysklanka 3 months ago
I turned the volume down when you yelled, therefore i won.
MusicKronie 3 months ago
what man doesn't wanna be with you wheezy!!!
collwyr 3 months ago
Sound doesnt travel in space XD
knakira123 3 months ago
Also I am very appealed
Wrash16 3 months ago
Beard, you got everything but explosions on that list! This video should'a been on a Wednesday to include that... you know, not that explosions would HAVE to be on a Wednesday since it's not like it's a thing yet...
Kaiem 3 months ago
I'm appealed.
QuotidianOli 3 months ago
I was watching this on his channel with the new interface and found out that you can't click on the Doobly-Doo!!!
lukeshdoesntknow 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Lmfao? You're so funny.lol
miraxxooxoxo666 3 months ago
i love wheezy's comedy style
kdmone 3 months ago
"Out of my way. Get out of my way!"
"Nobody pushed around Superman!"
"Apparently I do."
TheLoneJester 3 months ago
I'm worried you might just be attracting more ladies with your manliness.
HenryMonmouth 3 months ago 217
Wheezy can't afford name brand cereal, poor guy :(
ryoko7916 3 months ago
lol i was eating chocolate when he said that
ShortStack12341 3 months ago
I like how you got Towelie to do the voice work @ 1:52
Idontwantanaccountok 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Nice Chicago accent
yurismir1 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
hahahahaha I have the same dinosaur
SilentBroadcaster 3 months ago
I have the same bookshelf as you :D
MANNAHPOLISTITS 3 months ago
THUNDER--PUNT--AIR--PUNCH--KICK!!!!
smileyxkitty 3 months ago
I hope he makes wednesday explosion thing a thing.
MrJayCudmore 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
A janitor came by with a loud vaccuum, so I turned the volume up, but right at that moment he decided to say, "Quick! Who can scream the loudest? GO!!"
mikeysrose 3 months ago
As a straight female, I am confused why I relate to your male strong ox tactics...
lavfisch 3 months ago
You got me there I screamed but once I saw the rest I was like :O
hector3798 3 months ago
must... doooonnnaaate...
necrid110 3 months ago
i love how i'm a girl and this is probably my favorite wheezy video ever.
sicko123432190 3 months ago 2
@sicko123432190 Same.
13gothMoth 3 months ago
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That cereal box did nothing to you Greg. NOTHING!
missdivinestalls 3 months ago
why isn't he amazingly famous!?!?
centaursweatshirts 3 months ago
The dinosaur sounds like Old Man herbert from Family Guy
LeonardBoobles 3 months ago 138
@LeonardBoobles Herbert the Pervert*
HungOverGargoyle 3 months ago
"Dudes want to be me ladies want to be with me, but some dudes might want to be with me and some ladies may want to be with me. We live in a tolerant age."
oOoWatchPaintDryoOo 3 months ago
I LOLD like 20 times XD
superjrun4 3 months ago
Sexiest. Dinosaur. Ever. XP
metalvocalistwanted 3 months ago
Haha, Charlie's video for Forever Yours is in the recommendations.
zoemew 3 months ago
Hilarious!
myandroidvideo 3 months ago
And Craig was like FUS RO DAHH
Blakkwulf3 3 months ago
you can be heard from space...
but why didn't i hear you then?
MsAnimeGamer 3 months ago
just show more babes and the demographic will take care of itself:)
escthepresent 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
/watch?v=FQ2oatU7L04
DJRupee 3 months ago
Damn sexy clone...sorry wheezy, I just couldn't keep my eyes away from him. I keep wondering when he'll make a guest appearance again!
BananaAnna2008 3 months ago
my boyfriend and I watch this all the time, together and separately we love it!
I love the teeny tiny percentage difference :)
CNCS43 3 months ago
I'm sure it's all sexy clones fault
escthepresent 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
You have more women viewers than men because women like your sexy beard and men are intimidated by it!
Bethintx1 3 months ago
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narbiglarb 3 months ago
Why does the dinosuar's Scarlett impression sound like Herbert the Pervert?
swoletrain44 3 months ago 3
Wheezy...attracting a lot of women is NOT a bad thing.
kokihi1 3 months ago 2
If it makes you feel better Craig my boyfriend uses my account to watch you.
Bozoloveshiei 3 months ago
I Love Dinosaurs... And I'm A Girl..
EmoMe80 3 months ago
I Love Dinosaurs.. And I'm a girl..
EmoMe80 3 months ago
and the moral of the story is give me money or else
AjMannpie 3 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
one day scarlett is gonna make a cameo in a wheezy video and we are all gonna be like, HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!?!??!
jillianleanna 3 months ago
Put me in the "dudes who want to be with Wheezy" column...
shmajent 3 months ago
Your thunder-punt-air-punch-kick made me so amazed
Mamadhero 3 months ago
let's make the Dinosaur the new Thing That We're Not Sure Is Actually A Real Thing Yet
izabel1395 3 months ago
@MegaGadgetdude *An action.
urmomicous 3 months ago
CHANGE THE YOUTUBE LAYOUT BACK! Just put /home at the end of the address
absolutezero1000 3 months ago
1. Dinosoar female voice sounds like herbert the pervert. 2. I wish you were my neighbor...thunder kick!
Jklaver1 3 months ago