Message to the Ladies

[cantaloupefandangger]

How can your penis be clean if you have fucked so many putrid milfaginas?

[OutbackBros]

I learned something today.

[alostsoul01]

haha, this was funny and you're right :D yeah, u're a genius ( i like your lips )

[Necromanced]

Most people shower, eliminating this problem.

[BiothicTrash]

my friend is totally going to take your advice =) thank you .. now we will all be clean forever =)

xox

[stephaniexshea]

lmfao!

I love your face.

And oh yeah,

you're a pure genius.

[Youshizzle]

hah like the pubs on your head xD

you got a large mouth, can i put my very clean dick it?

[iminlovenow12345]

:DDD awesome

[Droulla]

why do you have soooo much free time on your dirty dirty penis hands to make silly silly videos about your chode penis.

[MissToxicLove]

Ok thats really freaky!!!!!!Guys should wash there hands before & after they piss.

[D0LLYV0MIT]

MY HERO!!!!!!!!!!

[MetalDeth777]

And the anus is always dirty so...hahaha.

[MetalDeth777]

Ha, that is the big and honest truth. Haha. this is the most honest video i think i've ever heard of. hahahaha

[Cocox2]

amazing! amazing!

[Alesterno]

Love it! He's telling the truth.

[03456]

Ever heard of condoms. master?

Not only your dick will be clean if you protect yourself ;)

[azerty800]

LOL

[AsRocketman3]

just great :D At least i understood most ^^

[Trooperxp]

OH THE LOGIC! IT BUUUUUUUUUURNS!

[deviantwitch31]

door knob fuckers..oh my..i love the moaning at the end..so funny! yes..Master...we shall keep it clean! lol

[8bigfoot8]

"I like a clean workspace" that was great

[Ishitonyou666]

haha,love it!

[nE1canC1]

Dude, you're awesone!

[nE1canC1]

I mean't awesome, but yeah.

[robtran]

Massage to the ladies?? Oh but of course!!

[Krofetzir]

Thanks for the tip. I shall now spread the word and keep away from these nasty STD's and whatever there names are. :)

[GafMaster]

But its too late to Sodomize...its too laaate

[pkPUX]

OMG this is making insanely good sense to me!

[onofregarcia88]

door knob fuckers haha

[MissMustache]

Nothing like a demon/goth guy telling people to wash their hands

[FallenEmpire666]

@MissMustache NO! he's master of metal :D

[demonns8]

Ha! You dirty minions must get your act together or else.....

[TheIronParasite]

Haha i never thought of it that way... i love washin my hands!

[demigogg]

I am glad someone finally sees my point of view! I have been arguing this for years!!! My friends think I am strange because I wash my hands before I pull it out. And I always have to argue "why would I touch myself with dirty hands???"

[dgleao]

But after is just as, if not more important, because urine is dirty. And touching your penis with dirty hands isn't that bad, as you usually just touch the skin, which is as safe as your arm's. So unless, while you piss, you like to put your finger inside your urethra, it is more important to wash your hands after it.

[downifer101]

@dgleao urine isnt dirty unless you have something wrong with your kidneys or bladder, its the cleanest fluid to leave your body, where as your mouth, nose, and anus are unsanitary

[dgleao]

true, sais that wrong. but bathrooms are dirty places, so it's better to wash your hands on the way out...

[WinterWind94]

haha =)

[ElderGrogh]

Brutal....but i like being a dirty dick ! lol

[84anubis]

Why I dont know wery well english language :/

[bevon17]

lol that dude scared the hell out of me

[demonslayer55555585]

A Zen moment from our master!

[ffh8666]

master is wise

[lionchamp777]

HAHA. Thats funny. Also it sounds plausible....

[ALEClovesGENIALMUSIC]

well said master !

[marklouisjordan]

nice tips

[TrannyOnTheInside]

I like toast. (trying to boost your comment count)

[MrsJackTheJoker]

Thank-you for telling us, Master. Once I find my own man with his own Demon Dick, I will definitely let him know. (Unless you have the only one then.... Damn!)

[sarahewright9]

The sink sprayer will do the cleaning job beforehand, but after the Master's done, you'll need to go to the carwash...

[barneyruble40]

public service announcement you are so good to us!

[cleeyn]

You won't have to worry about germs if you just get a virgin. XD

[guitarchick06]

Thank you for the info of awesome Master!

[piiglumps]

praise the master

[Drakon1634]

Im thinking that this is like Sven Gooley's pissed off, eccentric nephew

[juggaloben23]

thank you for the educational video master of metal now stay away from my mother!!!!!!!!!

[heavymetalhappyhour]

Would That be Cunting?

[Trasheador]

Torrente said that, and i've doing it since.

[damicuis]

I too like a clean workspace...

[Alexrose12345678910]

Genius.

[barmer479]

100 stars

[Xavierrex3]

My girlfriend likes sloppy cock, does yours?

[heavymetalhappyhour]

your Mother makes My Cock Sloppy

[lazylve]

That's... Brilliant.

[Reptillianrouge]

How did you know about the doorknobs?

creepy

[Dimebagdanno]

I like how "Related videos" are "How to create multple orgasm with Dr Kizzy"

[myrkeyjones]

Lolcano.

[DjetGlea]

I totaly agree!!!! I have been washing my hands before I take a piss for a while now years now. Also,If your really drunk or lazy you can just sit down instead of standing to take a wizz its much more relaxing and you never miss the bowl.

[RockAndCoal]

S... Te dee?

[Ozzy0sbourne]

Wow.

Funny as hell and brilliant advice.

[PlayboyHerbie]

Best advice on Penis Cleanliness since the Army taught us it wasn't necessary to wash our hands after urinating since we didn't piss on our hands! And the wife likes my wiener kept "kissin' fresh"!

[heavymetalhappyhour]

she Likes Mine "Spelunking Fresh"...

[DavidRandallCurtis]

Thank you for the marching orders Master!

[GetsuakaKato]

One of your best, Master.

[Metalhead12828]

you make a very valid point, master.

[Battlebiber]

yeah u r so right

me and my friends always wash our dicks BEFORE we piss xDD

(....eerm we wash our own dicks....)

vagina is dirty as hell anyway

put ur dirty dick in it...it will become way more dirty as it was before....

[MetalenMan1]

I laughed my ass of!

[mattyhastie]

good point

[fallbread]

well ya .. good idea lol

[Heavyassalter]

How dare you ladies let Master's Enormous Demon dick get dirty???He needs a clean area away from your sinners germs.GET USED TO IT.

[RadBrad13]

Swell.

[Mecklce]

Lol good point, really

[MrsLovett112]

Good point, am quite scared now

[popeyroach]

makea a good point

[popeyroach]

for a guy that likes to watch men in bathrooms