Dexter watches a romance

[godkingRoss]

Omg, I'm like this.... I must be a serial killer.

[theinfectiondrummer]

I'm pretty sure all of us are like that when we watch a romantic movie...

[TheFunny997]

@theinfectiondrummer

So true.

[inspectergadget25]

Imagine if you couldn't hear his thoughts lol

[xxxVJ300xxx]

Ohhh I need to watch season 1 again. And I just finished season 2.

[Garrus1995]

That's why I love this show, because even though Dexter's a serial killer, he still has to go through the same bullshit as normal guys, like watching a chick flick with your girlfriend and just wanting to be anywhere else.

[HAZFRAME]

Dexters all like

ಠoಠ

[sanchexalex]

Reciprocate. lol

[rub1k]

la pasión

[lukiisl99]

Eat her pussy Dex!

[fjn219]

Michael is such a great actor!

[ParkinsandLynch]

O_O

[5mn5]

O_O T_T

[VincentV13]

And then he proceeded to try and go down on her

[Smysheyyy]

Reminds me of when I was watching a film with one of my female friends thats upposible had a crush on me. SHe was crying and I was just ...-sigh- and she looked at me and I was looking at her. The next day her friends said that she told them I am quite the heartless one.

[ijust1]

Is that 2 girls one cup I hear? :D

[gloa4]

At least Dexter is more sensitive that my last boyfriend.

[missmerryhappy]

@Taramw32 haha, John Lithgow/ "The Trinity Killer" is in that movie. How ironic.

[Taramw32]

He rented "Terms of Endearment". Lol. I found it endearing that he thought of that as a "light" movie, but wow, what a weep fest!

[grapesjuice5]

ROFL after this he got on his knees for you know what hahaha

[GangsterHutterite]

;_;

0_0

;_;

O_O

;_;

-_-'

[ridemegirlrideme]

dexter! u gotta love him.

[MrSilentInstrument]

La Passion!

[MrSilentInstrument]

8(

[cheezymouseful]

i thought the movie they watched was terms of endearment? isn't that movie about someone getting cancer? still thanks for the upload!

[FanOfHoneydew]

his eyes get bigger and bigger for every second rita watches him! O-O

[oOoTinyoOo]

He's fucking brilliant. CUNTS

[BloodyFlesh626]

Dex: I hate this. -_-

*Rita looks at dex crying*

Dex thinking: Oh crap! Have to look emotional um..

Dex: O_O or O^O or just 8(

Me: XD Thats how i feel about romance movies too. I prefer horror and action ones.

[gjdkkdk]

Honestly the writers went the wrong way with the show, rita shouldn't of been killed off. Personally i would of preferred it if dexter came in a saved her but showed who he really was... The writers could of used this so well. If anyone should of killed rita, it should of been dexter.

[someguy459]

@gjdkkdk

Nah, the way Rita's character had been built she would never have stuck with Dexter if she knew what he does, so her finding out was not an option. That leads to the problem that if they let her live they would have had to come up with more and more contrived ways for Dexter to hide who he is from her and that was already getting annoying.

[xorganizationxvx]

@gjdkkdk Should HAVE not should OF.

[gjdkkdk]

@xorganizationxvx Okay cheers for that. If you really want to correct me for that go for it then. Pitty you used block capitals. Cheers.

[LeBronForTheWin]

AHAHAHAHA what eps is thiss

[1221kary]

@LeBronForTheWin 1 season episode 5

[kevinrocks2323]

Shoulda put in the part where he thought'd it be a good time to go down on her LOL.

[heart2sing2u]

AHAHAAHA this is my favorite!!!!!!! I cannot stop laughing!!

[MYiRiSHROMaNCe]

R.I.P Rita D':

[PoutingXEvoke]

 Why does everyone miss Rita? she annoyed the crap out of me... stupid bitch wouldn't accept the bread maker

[anaju81]

@PoutingXEvoke you are so right about the bread maker-

[ryszard9]

@PoutingXEvoke Actually, I liked Rita a lot. She was a good contradiction to Dexter and his world. To put it simply, she was a normal woman, and i really don't like the idea to kill her off. That was unncecesary.

[TheCrocoduck]

it's sad now cuz she's dead :(

[hmmmmm12]

doesn't he try to eat her out after this? good stuff

[kjsdhgf7]

@hmmmmm12 La pasión.

[headsmoking]

rita is the best girlfriend..........hot girl

[Oreomeister]

Ugh I miss Rita.

[legolovergirls]

I love this! His face is really funny!

[honeyjv]

This is why I love this show: it shows the true nature of a psychopath: not feeling emotions and not knowing what they are. Yet ... you feel bad for him lol

[unknownsolution]

LOL at his 0_0 face

[TheIlde]

LMAFO

[crazygirl1502]

The part after this made me laugh even harder!

[WolvesAndScrubsxD]

Well, here class is another example of another person how does not understand emotions making the..

"THEY ARE SALIVATING FROM THEIR EYES"

face... = O.O

[scifichick16]

wow....the sad part is he's giving a completely normal reaction without realizing it.

[HereComesTheBullet]

Maybe if i dont blink... 0.o ... ... Shit. Not working. Lol

[GratuitousWhimsy]

what season is this from?

[asiyahmuh]

@GratuitousWhimsy The first.

[cartermcpyro]

This clip gets me laughing for days

[BaltoMovie]

"Maybe if I don't blink my eyes will tear up"

*Stares Retia down

"...fuck"

[mlw7890]

this ep is so funy, after this he tries to go down on her to stop her crying. she is like er... no

[SaintMilamber]

Dexter is more of a normal guy than he thinks.

[LifeisaGlitch]

OMG Hysterical laughter.

[Mrster]

The music reminds me of Two Girls One Cup. Maybe that's why she's crying, and he can't get off that stare?

[Ikurun]

Haha, I've never actually noticed how wide open his eyes were in this clip. So funny! :D

[eclectikboo]

oh god.. Im just like dexter... he's the best...

[sparson92]

haha! so funny! =)

[kevinyvanesa]

who wouldnt understand the humor ? O_o but well some people dont get it its super funny though lmao

[BlackRosesRed111]

Hah,The look on Dex`s face.

[N1GWANNNAC1G]

the best part is when he goes down on her LOL

[sephirotgxr]

@N1GWANNNAC1G

La passion. I rofled

[spun210]

God that's just so funny.

He looks like a maniac with his eyes opened so wide.

[UNKNOWNPOW]

They cut out the funniest scene here. Dexter in an attempt to avoid exposing his lack of feelings tries "La passion".

If you like the show, you might like the book. Alot of black humour, and as the book is told from a first person perspective you get to identify more with his character and his witty humour.

[p849]

im reading the book now. It's really good, but i have to say the show pretty much covered every single detail in the book.. which is really surprising with any movie/show.

[tehboxnoob]

lmao

Rita turns to dexter crying, and dexter looks like: O_O

[stoddcrew]

@tehboxnoob ha, your comment has nearly as many thumbs up as the video does

[KyleJobey]

ROFL!! I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!

[juli236]

hahahaha, most hilarius scene on season 1!! I couldn´t stop laughting when I first saw it!

[MySerpentine]

LOL

[UniQue203]

That scene was fucking hilarious, when I saw it I had to run upstairs and explain it to people who have never even seen the show.

[imsorryimlost]

hehe,this scene was soo funny,although the best part is missing :P