Kevin Bridges Live At The Apollo

[mw2movieman]

ahaa i just got mad dog 20/20 and a stinky finger but im only 15 :S :D

[MrLoudx]

whats up son? ur mums a crack addict, ur dads in jail,dont worry have a glockenspiel XD lol genius

[BMTHthrashh]

HAVE A GLOCKENSPIEL! 

[TheAuzzichick]

I think I have an idea of whatnot mean by smelly finger but can u just clarify for me thnx.

[ThRaX9119]

@TheAuzzichick Fingering a girl. Obviously

[darkshad109]

And a smelly finger xD I was watching this with my family on TV before and none of them got it. I'm 14, Like fuck was i going to explain it to them.

[elowheezy191]

true everybodys wood work teachers an alcoholic haha

[123adam321mcnally123]

FRANKIE BOYLES BETTER BUT KEVIN IS FUNNY ASWELL

[aazonj]

@123adam321mcnally123 i'd love to go to a frankie boyle gig and just shout out all the punch lines

[crazyscot01]

9 people with no sense of humour, one of the best up coming stand up's

[mcfooly1]

One of you wee pricks make me a spice rack.

[fordfocusx]

6:00 :) best

[TheRyanMcCran]

av met him nd ma dads m8s way him :L hees fae clydebank :D hees so funny, cmon scotland :D

[scotlands11]

your mums a crack addict your dads in jail don't worry have a glockenspiel

problem solved legend

[ghostwhispererx]

CLYDEBANK LEGEND :)

[hardkorexglamour87]

hes from clydebank

[hardkorexglamour87]

this guys from clydebank :)

[AntCam2010]

''Unless your a death baseball fan with a gambling problem''

Could not get any more true than tht :D

[Kaiyababa]

@AntCam2010

deaf not death

[BenieoNemisisX]

9 people never took woodwork

[doomhorse]

This is just comedy gold. Saw him live in Reading the other day he's brilliant. Can't believe he's only 24 :o

[TheIkaraCult]

mad dog 20/20 and a smelly finger

[vallonia]

Brilliant.

[alejandroprince6]

who ever doesnt find this funny is obviously a miserable person who watches things like antiques roadshow and countdown

[vallonia]

@alejandroprince6 Yes I agree.

[criticalbill1983]

Id rather go thru an hour of waterboarding than watch this overrated prat again....cant believe somebody recommended this video to me.

[vallonia]

@criticalbill1983 go waterboarding.

[Kraken2681994]

and a smelly finger :L:L:L:L

[toxic2k7]

scottish comedians are so funny lol

[Keva06]

@toxic2k7

racist

[1d2p3]

@Keva06 dickhead

[Keva06]

@1d2p3

nigger

[1d2p3]

@Keva06 sum big man over youtube (Y)

[Keva06]

@1d2p3

nah not really, seems like you are pal

i hope your trolling..

anyway I was joking about that bloke being racist, but technically it's a stereotype to say all Scottish comedians are funny, so i was making a joke about being too PC.

Then i called you a nigger because that too was an attempt at humor, seeing how my previous comment said "racist".

Indeed, yes indeed

[jmmypaddy]

wow the amount of people who retype the gags incorrect is so annoying

[macNcheeseFTW]

@jmmypaddy people who retype the gaga are annpying in general, we saw the video we heard the jokes.

[jedaaa]

@jmmypaddy if this is something that so annoys you , perhaps you should re-evaluate you're life, hahaha im only messing mate.

[Exodus1996]

Dont worry, ive a glockenspiel!! :D lmfao

[lukec2007]

when he comments about woodwork, he's dead right, my woodwork teacher is an alco nd hes da same as he described him haha

[PeTeRGRiFFiN11100]

a bottle of mad dog 20 20 and a smelly finger

Haaaaa Haaaaa he is so true !!!!

[2Fargone4Me]

I know a few guys names!

[BurgieRachael]

...when the TV just goes, "Get to bed!", theres nothing to see here. - UNLESS your a deaf, baseball fan with a gambling problem - beat it!

[camfay77]

I love how after the smelly finger gag, the camera pans to 4 women, all of whom laugh a bit, then look downwards, as if to say "shit I wish I scrubbed my moot a bit more before I came"

[engameg]

This is so much better than Macintyres road show..

[WoWsaurez]

"one ae you's wee pricks make me a spice rack"

"if my dad had given me 200 hundred thousand pousands to spend on my 16th....i would be dead, your 16th you should be greatfull for a bottle of md 20/20 and a smelly finger"

ahahah fucking legend lmao

[ILoveGamta]

"Dont Get To Exited Itz Quite Shite" lol he cracks me up !!!!

[cay311]

md 20 20 and a smelly finger!

[Nm09x]

absolute class!

[MacReadyyy]

anyone else notice that the title says part 1 of 1 ??

[vallonia]

Brilliant !!!!!!!

[Conorooney]

@2:17 the girls are delicious!!! KB is one of the best out there at the moment!

[TH3USUALSUSPECT]

" I know a guys name "

[glennm6]

fuckin legend man md 20/20 and a smelly finger haha so true

[buddyfication]

mustve thought they would get some recognition for showing your working... LOL!

[ConfusedPingu]

@buddyfication not quite...try again it seems like you find it hard to copy something that is right in front of you.

[buddyfication]

@ConfusedPingu

no wonder your the confused pigu. i wasnt trying to do everything exactly the same...

[MacReadyyy]

When a come to think of it one of the woodwork teachers at my school is an alchoholic. lol

[vallonia]

@MacReadyyy lol Mac so was mine......lol

[MacReadyyy]

@vallonia Always one of them lol

[zaz4jaz]

Does anyone know what he says at 2.55? have a ...??

[dangermole]

@zaz4jaz glockenspiel

[DominicQuail]

@zaz4jaz Glockenspiel

[kezz086]

That lad is epic....... Still laughing my head off

[Antzcceltic1]

a thought he was going to say his wood work teacher gave him wood :/

[Ultimatepride]

@Antzcceltic1 - thats why your not a comedian.

[Antzcceltic1]

@Ultimatepride

yes.... yes it is :/

[Goldenbullet888]

@dubbys

Actually, historically speaking, the Falklands has been the United Kingdoms for centuries, and is historically clasified as ours. Argentina invaded the Falklands as an attempt to boost support for a failing military dictatorship. Britain responded in kind- the defeat of Argentina arguably led to the end of such dictatorship.

On the other hand, it helped Thatcher stay in power. Bugger.

[u24evernalways]

Is it ironic that my woodwork teacher recently died as a result of being an alcoholic? Haha

[scott090919]

Bridges along with john bishop are definitly the breaktrough comics are 2010

[JordanDougan]

@scott090919 So true...

[Sharne92]

British comedians best in the world hands down. dont get me wrong there are some amazing yanks (rich hall) and aussies etc. etc...

But for sheer number of quality comedians britain ftw

[sgddfgfghfgh]

@Sharne92 that's cos you're into british humour........ any americans would call our comedians shit because they don't get our humour

[stephendayave]

Funny fucker

[Pasha2468]

@ 7:08 is that Faran Tahir?

[dubbys]

hmmnnn. this is funny? you English need to get off that freakin' island.

[bluetablelover]

@dubbys don't feel bad. It goes over most American's heads.

[dubbys]

@bluetablelover Exactly my point that comment wasn't funny at all... you tried but failed. maybe if you said something like: your just mad because the English have mastered oral hygiene and your country Democratically solves problems without arguing like a bunch of little toddlers... see thats funny.

[AidanStokes92]

@dubbys I think you have the word funny mixed up with dull.

[dubbys]

@AidanStokes92 nope... no i dont. u might because your an idiot. thanks

[AidanStokes92]

@dubbys I like how you call me an idiot yet you didnt understand the comedy and you spell you like this: "u".

=)

also your fat

[dubbys]

@AidanStokes92 "U" r still an idiot. the comedy doesnt understand itself. also U' small bad.

[AidanStokes92]

@dubbys no everyone else understands it... just you that doesnt =)

also I small bad? erm ok...

Just so you know your making yourself look stupid =)

[dubbys]

@AidanStokes92 is it 92 like the year you were born 92? hehe 92... ahh... U do know that is a horrible year dont you? omg U dont know that do U? wow im sorry to break it to you but everyone really hates 92, it was just a bad year... so... yea well i said it so just have fun living with that. and please do us all a favor and shower sometime today or at least tomorrow morning. U smell pretty bad. and throw out that cum rags U have by the keyboard please... thanks 92'

[AidanStokes92]

@dubbys yeah 92 as in the year I was born... which means you're being made a fool of by someone pretty young huh? wow must suck to be a fag american right now. =)

I guess everyone must hate me cos I was born in a certain year =O

lol

fail =')

you really are the worst troll ever... You know that? You need to look around and see how its done properly ok?

I wont be replying now because you're really boring and you've made yourself look like more of a fail than I did. I'm sure you'll reply FAG!

[dubbys]

@AidanStokes92 Dude i Love Being American. We have Tolerance and schools, we enjoy open Grasslands to Mountains ranges, deserts, miles of beautiful coastline, guns, guns, more guns, and oh yea we have the right to have guns. so Calling me anything American is just a Complement. I dont really care about being a "troll". in a little while my girl gets off work and im gonna grab a beer and jump in the Jacuzzi with her. you will still be sitting there, stuck as a 18yr old duech in stuffy ENGLAND.

[BetterEdThanSmeg]

@dubbys

Why are you Proud about Having the right to have guns?

and its great to be proud of your nationality but saying that another country

is a disgrace to the universe is arrogant in my opinion.

I am english so you are probably going to have a crack at me but i dont really care. ive stated my opinion and i am entitled to it as you are entitled to yours

[dubbys]

@BetterEdThanSmeg No i dont actually hate england or the english i was just trying to put the kid in his place. and i was a little bored hehe. it is arrogant to say that england is a discrace. but you must admit you guys arent exactly the pride of this planets history... allot of people have died because of English greed. anyway the whole gun thing is a national pride thing. the only reason Americans are Americans is because of our right to bear arms. we would have lost that war with you guys.

[dubbys]

@BetterEdThanSmeg I don't pretend to know everything about my country's history but i do know that you guys were kicking our Butts, pretty good too. every time we encountered you face to face you demolished us. it was only until we took you guys into our own back country and you fought our war instead of us fighting yours that the course of that war changed. and who was the deciding factor?... Civilians. Civilians with guns. We have a special place in our hearts for guns. God Bless America.

[BuckBuckton]

@dubbys Actually you won because we had to go fight a war in France. The British Government in all their wisdom deemed FRANCE as more important than AMERICA. That's something they won't teach you in your history class.

[dubbys]

@BuckBuckton we won because England is very greedy. throughout history England has believed every piece of land belonged to them. which why the Americans were in America in the first place and also the reason we got to keep it. its a quagmire. they teach us allot in schools like oral hygiene, how to play sports that are not insanely boring, and the dangers of alcohol poisoning. its interesting they don't teach you guys that stuff.

[BuckBuckton]

@dubbys Actually they do teach that stuff. Being greedy is what got England ownership of most of the world, which we've slowly been giving back for about a century. America being greedy got them into a war in the middle east that England was dragged into, a war that no one will win

[dubbys]

@BuckBuckton i dont think anyone disagrees with that statement. you guys volunteered because of that fat thing we call a moral debt. remember that whole "ally thing"

[BuckBuckton]

@dubbys It's a shame the USA forgot about the whole ally thing when it came to the Falklands War. It's funny now that we've found 6 billion barrels worth of oil under the Falklands that the US government is offering troops to defend it from Argentina. I think Cameron was smart to turn them down again

[dubbys]

@BuckBuckton The Falklands "Conflict" had never been DECLARED WAR by either side so a show of force by US would have been an infringement on many standing laws. no one really even knows why Britain was involved. those islands were not loosing lives over. they were a really log distance away and no one cared. still no one cares.

[BuckBuckton]

@dubbys America never declared war on Iraq, they just invaded, breaching the UN international laws they themselves put in place. We fought for the Falklands because it's a British territory, no matter how unimportant. America would do the same if someone invaded their territory

[dubbys]

@BuckBuckton yea we did declare war on Iraq. i dont know if you guys saw it or not but Bush had a Speech telling Saddam he had only so many hours or days to leave or turn himself in. and he said "we gonna f you up Saddam". The Falklands should have belonged to Argentina anyway its right off their coast line. either way im not looking for an argument. i have stuff to do i cant keep responding to this stupid video.

[grumbler1]

@dubbys oh, you and your wars..

get the fuck out of here please, i'm trying to enjoy the video.

[dubbys]

@grumbler1 I was "out of here" and you brought me back in. I'm not just poised over the keyboard constantly refreshing the page waiting for someone to reply to my comment. You respond and I get an email and I have to come back to the comment page to insult you. Thats how this works. "Don't rub the lamp unless you wanna make a wish Sweet Pea."

[Tomtomtomtomtom93]

@dubbys you'll find out that america was owned by england then we diddnt want it so we gave it to the fat tramps :)

[dubbys]

@Tomtomtomtomtom93 I don't know where you are getting your facts but that is extremely incorrect.

[AidanStokes92]

@dubbys yeah you really are dumb =')

learn english sometime? You might understand things more often that way =D

[ualp90]

hahaha!! dont worry son, have a glockinshpeil

[afcfishwick]

2:35 fucking hilarious!!!

[SCOUSER600]

a bottle of 20-20 and a smelly finger..fuckin class....brilliant mate...

[beckiiisalad]

EEEEEEPPP!

im gonna see him in november <3

[cheesyfeet1976]

the guy is hillarious.

[gmc5times1]

he is 1 funny bastard

[thecureye]

wud wok

[Kramkat]

Quality stuff!

Good material, and a great delivery.

Cheers for posting the vid.

[bazz8t8]

Unless your a deaf baseball fan with a gambling problem ! ha so true

WHAT A CHAMP!!!

[vinnyflintoff]

His accent is amazing!

[JobeDavies]

"if my dad had given me £200,000 pound for my 16th birthday party...i'd be dead" so funny but true :')

[shezney21]

LOL

[naddielikesoranges]

Arseraptor, roflmao, win name.

[AllMouthandNoTrouse1]

my super sweet sixtienth. Has anyone seen this? Dont get too excited it's quite shite

love his comedy

[acousticblackbird]

"Whats up son?

Your mum's a crack addict, your dad's in jail...don't worry

HAVE A GLOCKENSPIEL!"

If only all problems could be solved that easily...

[CrimsonFyre]

@acousticblackbird But they can, here *gives glockenspiel* :P

[RoCkErX285]

He looks a bit like Seth Macfarlane.

[grilledcheesenweed]

the house trained frankie boyle, so true

[peacefrog1916]

@grilledcheesenweed and frankie boyles just a poor mans version of Jerry Sadowitz.

[Klownius]

Kevin Bridges: Proper Glasgow humour all in one guy. Love it.

[SophieMcpheat]

Haaa , il'Kevin Bridges !

[AnthonyO247]

make me a spice rack

[qwertyuiopdan1]

dis guy int az gud az franky boil e iz ilarious XD dis guy iz a noob lol XD

[TheParkerPenn]

@qwertyuiopdan1 Dis guy is bloddy amazing!!! and tbh i dont really think frakie boyle is that gr8!!

[MagnificentSteph]

@qwertyuiopdan1 You spelt Frankie Boyle's name wrong. And it's not fair to compare them to eachother, because their comedy styles are completely different, the only thing that is similar is they have the same accent. Also, please learn to spell.

[qwertyuiopdan1]

@MagnificentSteph LOL YOUR AND STUUPID KEVIN BRIGES IZ STUPD NOOB FRANKY BOIL IS SOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER YOUR AND IDIOT LOL

[MagnificentSteph]

@qwertyuiopdan1 Clearly I am talking to a five year old. I'm definately not the stupid one. Forget it, I'm not going to argue with somebody who can't even spell the word 'is'.

[qwertyuiopdan1]

@MagnificentSteph YOUR SUCH A LOOZER LOL ITZ KL 2 PUT IZ INSTED OV IS LOL AND IM 19 SO YOUR WRONG LOOOOOOOOOOZER AND U DONT EVEN NO ABOOT COMEDI LOL NOOB I WUD BEET U UP IN REAL LYF BITCH JST CUM 2 MY OUS LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUR SOOOOOOOI STUPID

[MrScottMAxwell]

@qwertyuiopdan1 if ure 19 n ure bouncin about sayin al beet you up n ure a lozer u must be a mad geek hahaha

[1412ronnie]

@qwertyuiopdan1 you say your 19 have you heard you complete idiot m8 grow the fuck up "i wud beet u up " hahaa sado

[JamieHowitt]

@qwertyuiopdan1

A 19 year old who writes like a 5 year old and tries to be hard like a nerdy 12 year old.

Very impressive. Not many can pull that off :P

[94samboy]

@qwertyuiopdan1 you are retarded and it is like talking to a five year old, you cant even spell frankie boyle you cant even spell bridges even though it is at the top of your screen they are both fantastic comedians and are very funny in their own way

[10400274]

"ur mums a crack addict? ur dads in jail? dw have a glockenspiel"............probl­em solved

hahahhahaahhaahhah

[MegaThisisridiculous]

for 10,000 pounds we are looking for a guys name :D:D:

[kafcin]

Arseraptor ... I respect your name .....

[idrathernotthannever]

part 1 of 1 .... comedy fucking genius

[ArseRaptor]

@idrathernotthannever Haha, cheers

[Linz00aye]

@idrathernotthannever seen this guy last week and laughed the entire time, fantastic.

[hachano24]

".........and a smelly finger" lol

[celticbhoycrosas1888]

''10 grand...I know a few guys names''

[AppleAssassin]

one ae u wee pricks!!! make me a spice rack!

[TheSluggy69]

ive seen jimmy carr alan carr rhod gilber michael macintyre reginald d hunter frankie boyle and they all funnier than this guy hes shit

[pongo1888]

@TheSluggy69 alan carr isny funnyer ya mad bender get a grip who thinks alan carr is better than kevin bridges??? nae cunt ....... michael macintyre is the best out there

[jonnyd89]

@TheSluggy69 fucking bender

[PabloPaisley]

@TheSluggy69 You have got to be joking! I saw him last month and pissed myself.

[britneywannabe]

haha my tv says 'GET TO BED!' too lol

[Hencytjo]

HAHAHA about knowing guys names :'D

[desanruth]

one aye yous wee pricks make me a spice rack

[xerojreffaj]

dunno how 7 people rated this thumbs down?! QUALITY

[boobben1]

whats a swosticat?:L

[robbiebabysham]

@boobben1 a nazi symbol

[rickyislolgod]

@boobben1 Swastika* and it was the symbol the Nazi party used

[jonnybigfish]

went to see him at secc what a nite hes the funniest comedian in the circuit the now and also helps that hes from glasgow

[LooweezBx]

He is hilarious xD aww lmao yehh my woodwork teacher was an alky :D

[ralfisloved]

This guy is hilarious.

[PaintNoIllusions08]

Ah~~ Love this guy!! <333

Same school!! Bazzinga!

[OddSocksJenni]

@PaintNoIllusions08 So is the woodwork teacher REALLY an alchoholic?! :P:L Hahahah!

[CarlisleDanny]

Never gets old, Next Frankie Boyleee!!!!

[BobbieN37]

aye well ma woodwork teacher used to teach us how to saw when he was steamin

[amunro7]

@BobbieN37 haha yeh i thot kevin bridges might have went 2 my school coz he described exactly what happened when we in2 techie n our woodwork teacher was either steamin or hungover lol turns out he didnt live newhere near me so it must b true that every1s techie teacher was an alkie lol our whole techie department were either drunks or mental!!

[scuzznightrunner]

soooo true about the woodwork teachers mine was exacly the samee

[MissReaHaddowx]

Lmfao that was St.Columba's for you haha

xx

[LaserAdz123]

Im going to see him in Aberdeen, he is too funny.

[Paralight303]

He is absolutely hilarious! Frankie Boyle is good but he tends to just slag people off whereas this guy points out the truth and makes it funny :D

[xBenjomcd]

leg end

[toansavoo]

7:10 hilarious! This guy is awesome!

[afzaal1987]

Amazing, Guys A Genius

[PabloPaisley]

Saw this guy live last Thursday night. Pissed myself laughing. Thoroughly recommended!!

[SoulOfAPianist]

Your mum's a crack addict, your dad's in jail...don't worry, here's a glockenspiel. LOL

[glennm6]

Bottle Of Mad Dog 20/20 and a smelly finger haha fukin yasss Scottish sweet 16 :D

[david2k6murphy]

stop comparing this guy to frankie boyle ffs, they r nothing alike apart frm the scotish tones, its like comparing bill hicks to mitch hedbergn jst shut the fuck up