Trying to prove life evolves from science is bs but saying a sky-man reached out, made a dude out of dirt, ripped a rib out of the dirt-man's chest to make him a mate, and then he let's a snake mess with them is hard evidence? K, sure, makes absolute sense.
Love how this guy thinks that the heat from a toaster, microwave or central heating would be enough energy to spark spontaneous evolution. Someone must help this guy get dressed in the morning.
So ur saying that in almost 100 years of testing, you haven't found any new life in fucking peanut butter. In the time scale of the history of this planet, 100 years are like a billionth of a second! Of course your not going to see any of that. It takes millions of years.
Err... Because shit has to happen you fucking morons. Chemical reactions have to take place for life to form. Just letting a jar of peanut butter sit there is not doing anything. The only matter there is, is peanut butter, glass, and plastic. You need environmental reactions like volcano's, continental drift, and weather, which may cause a chemical reaction, creating life. Fucking idiots...
People say that "God is not a loving God because has brought sin and hatred into the world, and natural disasters, but no it was us (and Satan.)
Also, people say that "God can't be real because I ask for things sometimes and he does not give them to me"
Think of it like this: If you deny that you have a mother and tell your "Mother" that you do not believe she are real, then she will not be a part of your life anymore, and will not give you presents at Christmas time or Birthdays for example.
@MegaFlyingunicorns Your "that's y it's a theory" bullshit is dead wrong. In science, nothing can be called true. Absolutely everything is a theory. If a scientist proposes a theory, then tests it, and his theory is correct, he doesn't say "my theory is true". No, no, no. Science says "my results support my theory".
That's the beauty of science. It never says "I am right", but instead says "there is a possibility that I am wrong, but my results support my theory".
Do the people in this video realize that the Theory of Evolution doesn't actually say anything about the origin of life? It just tries to explain the diversity of life we see on this planet, not how it started. *sigh* This is almost as bad as Ray Comfort's banana.
Peanut Butter is probably the least likely source to develop life, all life requires water or moist and Peanut Butter is completely dry and the salt would prevent any life from growing on it. This man is a complete fucktard i hope he has been publicly humiliated and takes abuse on a daily basis lmfao fucking peanut butter omg haha
i like how he just looks in and says there's no new life when if there was it would be microscopic anyway...
if new life did happen to form, you'd never even notice it, and i doubt a jar of peanut butter has all the chemicals needed to form life in the first place, or is going to have to same events happen to it needed to form life
not to mention, none of this has anything to do with evolution
I dont give a fuck cause we atheists will be studying you theists from our space colony :o) ...... ( atheist leave this galaxy o unlock the secrets of the cosmos...)
(Theists) look mommy the evil ones are leaving!!
(the rest of earth cheers)....
200 years later we return..
Great,great,great, grandson of the last kid says in a very primitive way" look they be gods!!!!!"
( We look at them in sadness... and say...)
What a shame..... 7000 years of evolution for nothing....(we speed awy).
Let me say why this old fart is a true dumbass. 1: There is no true confirming theory of abiogenesis. The closest one is the primordial soup which was re created in a lab by famous scientists but they only created organic matter not true life within it. 2: Does he really think that the smallest form of life will be visible to the naked eye. Even a four year-old knows of bacteriae and how they cannot "just" be seen.
Go to God aint Floatin, there is this guy who you cannot possibly refute, learn how to back your belief system whatever it be by following his instructions.
This guy is trying to disprove biologists and chemists not evolutionists!! Evolution is what happens after life is established.
That being said Earth was never a closed system. The planet is bombarded with foreign objects all the time since the earth formed!! Where did this guy go to school, maybe i can be an engineer too.
This man is an engineer and author. He may have no religious or scientific knowledge, but still tries to disprove evolution. Ya got to admire him trying, even if it is with a brainless theory.
Evolution is still just a theory. Sometimes people forget that, if it were a Fact, then no one would ever want to debate it or re-evaluate it. Sometimes the fervor with which people attack other ideas in defense of Evolution, seems like the same kind of thing expected from Torqumata's Inquisitors.
@belmontsmild You don't understand the meaning of a theory in the scientific sense. Let's keep in mind that Gravity is "just a theory" .... but I doubt you'll be jumping off the twin towers expecting to float. Oh wait you can't do that .... religious extremists took them down.
Referring to any scientific theory as "just a theory" shows your ignorance of the terminology (and, most likely, the theory itself). Try to think of it this way... It is a FACT that evolution can, did, and continues to occur. The theories about it (and yes, there are more than one) are simply debating the mechanism(s) behind evolution. BTW, the people in this video were talking about abiogenesis but calling it Evolution, so we know they're ignorant about the topic too.
Shit, why hasn't anyone electrocuted peanut butter to create life yet? Non-christian Biologists hang your heads in shame, this Author and Engineer(of some sort) has exposed the great fallacy of evolution by attacking Abiogenesis which.... oh wait.
Ignoring the common mix up that evolution says something about the origin of life, just what happens after the fact, is still very scary. He obviously thinks he has a case, or even worse can make one to convince others. It scares me that such ignorance might have an audience in a modern society.
LOL - on the home page of youtube, it has 11,691 views and was uploaded on in 2009, WTF youtube, There's got to be better satire comedy then this. I 've give it 3 out 10 for fooling some people. eh evolution doesn't do glass jars with compressed lids to store it's contents, nor does Evolution do Apple mac mini computers, the July 2011 mac mini still has a 5400rpm drive , Will it get a 7200rpm drive as standard in another 2 years. Does God exist is a minor question compared to the slow drive.
1. They have attempted a parallell between billions of years on an entire planet, to the period of a limited number of jars are hermeticly sealed. - lets assume the jars are sealed for an average of 10 years. - and lets assume the jars in question have the same mass as 1% of the ocean, surface of the world
2. that means the comparison is uneven to the factor of 100*100.000.000
3. thats not accounting for: - lack of water - development time of the simple protein forms
This one really takes the cake. It is obvious that this person knows absolutely nothing about food processing, ie. A process to ensure that life doesn’t grow, or grows very slowly in processed food. even with that process, there is an expiration date on jar... i wonder if he ever heard of a microcope...
Im all for interesting ideas of first cause etc. but this argument was just way too naïve and simple-minded.
Raptor Jesus of course, he went extinct for YOUR sins
the bible say that Jesus was no man as in not a human but no where does it say Jesus wasn't a RAPTOR, it now all makes perfect sense now
Jesus had a long snout with scaly skin and feathery hair with large sharp teeth and claws with 2 sub-machine guns, you idiots just wouldn't know that, the truth, he is viscous and kind, he went extinct for YOUR sins, all should praise
Raptor Jesus of course, he went extinct for YOUR sins
the bible say that Jesus was no man as in not a human but no where does it say Jesus wasn't a RAPTOR, it now all makes perfect sense now
Jesus had a long snout with scaly skin and feathery hair with large sharp teeth and claws with 2 sub-machine guns, you idiots just wouldn't know that, the truth, he is viscous and kind, he went extinct for YOUR sins, all should praise
@RandomRivaVideos are u so close minded not even give evolution a look at. Plus if adam and eve where the first people on the plant... there kids did a lot of insest.
@HolyFuckDaniel Well then just look at a wall you idiot! Or a tree, or an animal, or ANYTHING you see in this life! cause God is everywhere and he created EVERYTHING! Thats the truth, and evolution is just a made up fairy tale!
@HolyFuckDaniel : First of all, you're making claims that an event thay may have occured is a "fairy tale." I'd like to know your evidence to back that up, and what about the Bible is so evil about it....Just saying.....
but first id just like to say im exresing my opinion and i respect yours. the reson i went off on that guy is because he called me an idiot.
now ive read the bible about twce
and there are stories about rape ,pilaging, murder, and god tells someone(iforget who) to kill everyone in a village to prove his faith in god, does that sound very gracefull to you?
and when kain was banished it said he left with his wife but at the timehe only to women were kains sister and eve (contiued
@HolyFuckDaniel :I havn't read your dispute with the other party. Youtube makes it difficult to keep track, all the comments are shifted all over the place. But yeah, I've tried to read the bible but stopped for w/e reasons. I'm actualy surprised there are such verses as the ones you told me such as the "kill to prove faith". But as far as the rape storys go, I doubt its anything of the sort "rape her to prove your faith in god" lol common man haha. Catholicism/Christianity is nothing like islam
@HolyFuckDaniel : man, isn't that the event where god stopped the guy right before he was about to kill his son, im pretty sure i know what your talking about.
@HolyFuckDaniel Those are in the old testament, if I'm not mistaken.. Whenever I mention those stories, I get the reaction, "Well, that's the old testament" as if they've completely disregarded this whole part of their bible for whatever reason. It baffles me greatly.
@HolyFuckDaniel Im not a creationist of the sort at all but i believe it was isaac to kill his son abraham, but he didn't do it, he was about to but god supposively sent an angel to stop him and to sacrifice a lamb instead of the son..
Second, you're right about Abraham and Isaac. There is another story about a man (Jephthah) sacrificing his daughter due to a misguided promise to God. It can be found in Judges 11:29-40. It's not quite the same thing, because God didn't command the sacrifice out of the blue, but he also didn't tell the man to stop.
This made me lol so hardcore.. it's funny how ignorant people are these days.. Evolution is starting to make more sense.. so let's just confuse the fuck out of everyone! Lmao
Evolution states that the human race becane what we were over the course of millenia. Unless the peanut butter was able to have kids, there is no way that it could disprove evolution.
Are we sure this video is only two minutes and six seconds long because I feel like ten years has passed since I clicked the PLAY button. And I'll never get those ten years back!
"Even if there were a god, the notion of an "all-creator" who creates itself out nothing, creates predator and prey, disease and host and "creates" a serpent which causes Adam and Eve to sin and thus subject billions of people to an 'eternal lake of fire' would be no god, but a monster." - Dr. Chris Aable
this old dickhead has obviously never heard of the miller-urey experiment. id love to kick his old ass in the face and shove that peanut butter up his decrepit poop chute!
@69ggag "I just believe and i wont change my mind" Then you obviously don't care at all if what you believe is true. If you're beliefs are just whatever you makes you feel better, that's great, but they have no place in the reality we live in, and you certainly shouldn't be speaking about them as if they are truths.
@blicksflicks - I want to make a comment on what yo u said. . You said that "You can't test the evolutionary claims in a science book. You're just taking their word for it. You're putting your faith in what man tells you." But isn't the Bible wrote by men? Aren't you just taking their word for it?
If you, even for a second, think this makes any sense at all, you're a fucking retard with absolutely no knowledge of the scientific theories you're criticizing.
@zachj589 oh my god shut the fuck about about science. no matter how the fuck the world got here, we all ended up here, we all have dicks and balls and titties, and we all take painful shits from time to time. thats life
@Graffthesystem You have a dick, balls, AND titties? Maybe that's why you're so pissed off at apparently nothing.
Why should I shut up about science when morons like the guy in this video are trying to use a jar of peanut butter and 8 year old level logic to attempt to convince people that logical theories are wrong?
Do you also go around telling religious people who think the Earth is only 4000 years old to shut up about creation for the same reason?
This doesn't disprove evolution, as evolution is about species evolving, but with life already existing. This doesn't also disprove abiogenesis, as abiogenesis circumstances were very distant from what you have in peanut butter jar.
If you are a theistic evolutionist then there is no contradiction between evolution and creationism but for some reason people seem to believe one disproves the other and most of the time this is due to lack of understanding of the bible or evolution. In order to make objective claims one has to study both.
@Goguryeo7 Theistic evolution is really creationism. The theory of evolution relies on random mutations that are conserved. If this processes it guided in anyway then it is not random. It is therefore designed and not evolution.
Ha, this is ludicrous on so many levels. For one thing, 'Life' (ie the appearance of a self replicating molecule) only had to happen once in 4,500,000,000 years. It's a shame people are narcissistic enough to feel the need to believe they were magically whispering into existence, rather than comprehending the incalculably complex organic machines that we really are.
Trying to prove life evolves from science is bs but saying a sky-man reached out, made a dude out of dirt, ripped a rib out of the dirt-man's chest to make him a mate, and then he let's a snake mess with them is hard evidence? K, sure, makes absolute sense.
TheCrazyTalkKid 1 week ago
Love how this guy thinks that the heat from a toaster, microwave or central heating would be enough energy to spark spontaneous evolution. Someone must help this guy get dressed in the morning.
LXII62 4 weeks ago 2
Look... He's a fucking idiot, lets leave it at that.
mic7able 1 month ago 2
Evolution has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ABIOGENESIS!!!!!! YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!!
ZachSolten 1 month ago
I love when fundamentalists try to be scientific - gets me off every time.
SikoSoft 1 month ago
I would hope peanut butter wouldn't randomly produce new life; we put preservatives in it to stop that kind of thing happening.
A massive failure of evolutionary theory, abiogenesis theory and general scientific understanding.
TheBanile 1 month ago
it's so ridiculously funny that i'm almost tempted to give it thumbs up. but then again... nah.
aoeien 1 month ago
So ur saying that in almost 100 years of testing, you haven't found any new life in fucking peanut butter. In the time scale of the history of this planet, 100 years are like a billionth of a second! Of course your not going to see any of that. It takes millions of years.
prathage 2 months ago 2
Sad to say, I've found "new life" in my peanut butter from time to time, but I don't think it was by "intelligent design."
stanfrymann 2 months ago
what happens when it goes off lol :P
omartron 2 months ago
...the fuck?
burningseapirate 3 months ago
same people that are glad there is no new life in their peanut butter also believe jesus shows himself through toast
hajuime2u 3 months ago in playlist More videos from neotropic9 2
I am surprised this man has the intelligence to even open a jar of peanut butter.
mygodlesslife 3 months ago
Err... Because shit has to happen you fucking morons. Chemical reactions have to take place for life to form. Just letting a jar of peanut butter sit there is not doing anything. The only matter there is, is peanut butter, glass, and plastic. You need environmental reactions like volcano's, continental drift, and weather, which may cause a chemical reaction, creating life. Fucking idiots...
TheXRealXBrapp 3 months ago
Evolution attempts to explain the process of progression of life after the influx of life itself. It does not attempt to explain the origin of life.
TheHapplesComic 4 months ago
Love the confederate flag behind the lady in the opening!! Bible belt indeed!!
lotuseater999 4 months ago
People say that "God is not a loving God because has brought sin and hatred into the world, and natural disasters, but no it was us (and Satan.)
Also, people say that "God can't be real because I ask for things sometimes and he does not give them to me"
Think of it like this: If you deny that you have a mother and tell your "Mother" that you do not believe she are real, then she will not be a part of your life anymore, and will not give you presents at Christmas time or Birthdays for example.
RobThe3339 4 months ago
Except evolution doesn't proceed that fast, you old homo
legend519 4 months ago
what a big group of bullshit artists.
aranolreign 4 months ago
Evolution is extremely flawed yet scientists still run on it. That's y it's a theory!
MegaFlyingunicorns 4 months ago
@MegaFlyingunicorns Your "that's y it's a theory" bullshit is dead wrong. In science, nothing can be called true. Absolutely everything is a theory. If a scientist proposes a theory, then tests it, and his theory is correct, he doesn't say "my theory is true". No, no, no. Science says "my results support my theory".
That's the beauty of science. It never says "I am right", but instead says "there is a possibility that I am wrong, but my results support my theory".
legend519 4 months ago 2
Good lord. The amount of derp in this video is off the charts.
resurgam44 5 months ago
Do the people in this video realize that the Theory of Evolution doesn't actually say anything about the origin of life? It just tries to explain the diversity of life we see on this planet, not how it started. *sigh* This is almost as bad as Ray Comfort's banana.
richchappell 5 months ago
LMFAO!
keisi2009 5 months ago
Of course you don't get life from peanut butter alone. You also need to throw in some Jelly. idiot!
narhem123 5 months ago
@narhem123 don't forget the banana!
parawhorecr 5 months ago
This shit seriously scares me. People actually believe this?
AmasonK 5 months ago
argumentum ad ignorantiam
SilencingTheMachine 5 months ago
One time I opened a jar of peanut butter and found a village of Fraggles inside. Explain that, God.
mothmantis0708 5 months ago 2
Well, great...he just made me hungry. PBJ time!
jenartim 5 months ago
Peanut Butter is probably the least likely source to develop life, all life requires water or moist and Peanut Butter is completely dry and the salt would prevent any life from growing on it. This man is a complete fucktard i hope he has been publicly humiliated and takes abuse on a daily basis lmfao fucking peanut butter omg haha
bluffr22 5 months ago
Schrodingers (sic, I know, but i'm not looking it up) peanut butter....is there a cat inside?...Seriously, what a douche.
mcnesta80 5 months ago
lmao, perfect family guy skit right here. He opens the jar and a puppy jumps out
glaxko2 5 months ago
The concept makes sense, but we need to create life in a laboratory before ruling out creationism.
glaxko2 5 months ago
@glaxko2,
Done, in May 2010. Google "J. Craig Venter Institute self-replicating synthetic bacterial cell" for more details.
richchappell 5 months ago
@richchappell well in that case im 95% sold.
glaxko2 5 months ago
*holds gun up to temple*. it's a jar of peanut butter, it holds completely different substances to the actual earth.
the earth is in space, therefore, has come into contact with many foreign objects. should that not cause new life?
anyway, the environment is slowly changing, so, we would follow and adapt.
Evolution seems the most probable.
mariofreakdude19 5 months ago
i like how he just looks in and says there's no new life when if there was it would be microscopic anyway...
if new life did happen to form, you'd never even notice it, and i doubt a jar of peanut butter has all the chemicals needed to form life in the first place, or is going to have to same events happen to it needed to form life
not to mention, none of this has anything to do with evolution
Metsodok 6 months ago 12
I dont give a fuck cause we atheists will be studying you theists from our space colony :o) ...... ( atheist leave this galaxy o unlock the secrets of the cosmos...)
(Theists) look mommy the evil ones are leaving!!
(the rest of earth cheers)....
200 years later we return..
Great,great,great, grandson of the last kid says in a very primitive way" look they be gods!!!!!"
( We look at them in sadness... and say...)
What a shame..... 7000 years of evolution for nothing....(we speed awy).
INMATE2468 6 months ago
maybe we should stick earth in an airtight container and see just how well life flourishes... better yet.. launch the 'engineer' into space
00sparkleandshiiine 6 months ago
Let me say why this old fart is a true dumbass. 1: There is no true confirming theory of abiogenesis. The closest one is the primordial soup which was re created in a lab by famous scientists but they only created organic matter not true life within it. 2: Does he really think that the smallest form of life will be visible to the naked eye. Even a four year-old knows of bacteriae and how they cannot "just" be seen.
ivanspajic1 6 months ago
I found a half eaten yoghurt in my fridge that had been there way past the sell by date & it was full of life!
taffwob 6 months ago
Go to God aint Floatin, there is this guy who you cannot possibly refute, learn how to back your belief system whatever it be by following his instructions.
leftyjones013 6 months ago
This guy is trying to disprove biologists and chemists not evolutionists!! Evolution is what happens after life is established.
That being said Earth was never a closed system. The planet is bombarded with foreign objects all the time since the earth formed!! Where did this guy go to school, maybe i can be an engineer too.
smilz32 6 months ago 6
IDIOTIC....BRAINLESSLY FUNNY
khajad99 6 months ago
This man is an engineer and author. He may have no religious or scientific knowledge, but still tries to disprove evolution. Ya got to admire him trying, even if it is with a brainless theory.
happyinoldtrafford 6 months ago
I am sure that this is a joke.
friedie1jeff 6 months ago
That is not how abiogenesis work! Is imposible for that experiment to have actually worked!
pochopaz7381 6 months ago
OH GOD I AM BEING TROLLED SO HAAAARRRRDD
Rereversed 6 months ago
(-_-)............i think i want a sandwich
greenprint666 6 months ago
that guys a fucking morron!!!
SpaceTimeish 6 months ago
@PullYourTrigger fucking LMAO
RiversideMFCK 6 months ago
Imagine all the people that were amazed at how scientific this was when it can came out. Then imagine your own palm hitting your face.
dotmadhack 6 months ago
hahahahah This is pure win! These guys can't be serious, right? This is a joke or are we being trolled?
roansythen 6 months ago
I see it now! All those theories in skool and collaege are all just science propaganda! Peanut butter reveals the truth! HAIL JESUS!
argret 6 months ago
Evolution is still just a theory. Sometimes people forget that, if it were a Fact, then no one would ever want to debate it or re-evaluate it. Sometimes the fervor with which people attack other ideas in defense of Evolution, seems like the same kind of thing expected from Torqumata's Inquisitors.
belmontsmild 7 months ago
@belmontsmild I don't think you understand what the word 'theory' means in the scientific sense.
theboyks 7 months ago
@belmontsmild You don't understand the meaning of a theory in the scientific sense. Let's keep in mind that Gravity is "just a theory" .... but I doubt you'll be jumping off the twin towers expecting to float. Oh wait you can't do that .... religious extremists took them down.
skim327 6 months ago
@belmontsmild
Referring to any scientific theory as "just a theory" shows your ignorance of the terminology (and, most likely, the theory itself). Try to think of it this way... It is a FACT that evolution can, did, and continues to occur. The theories about it (and yes, there are more than one) are simply debating the mechanism(s) behind evolution. BTW, the people in this video were talking about abiogenesis but calling it Evolution, so we know they're ignorant about the topic too.
richchappell 5 months ago 3
Shit, why hasn't anyone electrocuted peanut butter to create life yet? Non-christian Biologists hang your heads in shame, this Author and Engineer(of some sort) has exposed the great fallacy of evolution by attacking Abiogenesis which.... oh wait.
Chinomareno 7 months ago
he obviously has no concept of what evolution is. does he fail to realize evolution doesn't work like that?
thompson8305 7 months ago 2
both top comments are stupid and retarded.
wait no,dont thumb this up! HOLY SH-!
Elspethknighterrant 7 months ago
Ignoring the common mix up that evolution says something about the origin of life, just what happens after the fact, is still very scary. He obviously thinks he has a case, or even worse can make one to convince others. It scares me that such ignorance might have an audience in a modern society.
Enneorm 7 months ago
The more they try to dispel evolution, the more idiotic they seem. Peanut Butter.....really??
Is your IQ in double digits? Single?
Frog8Shark 7 months ago
LOL - on the home page of youtube, it has 11,691 views and was uploaded on in 2009, WTF youtube, There's got to be better satire comedy then this. I 've give it 3 out 10 for fooling some people. eh evolution doesn't do glass jars with compressed lids to store it's contents, nor does Evolution do Apple mac mini computers, the July 2011 mac mini still has a 5400rpm drive , Will it get a 7200rpm drive as standard in another 2 years. Does God exist is a minor question compared to the slow drive.
theapeman10 7 months ago
thats because evolution takes a LONG time to develop, its not as spotanious as your making it out to be
BiddaBiddaCherryPie 7 months ago
Peanut butter does not equal life...therefore, god.
Somethingproductable 7 months ago
Do people really think that life has to be visible like a bug and not a form of bacteria
roebuck767 8 months ago
Notice how they say "occasionally". They just disproved their own theory about evolution being false.
Samzsite 8 months ago
Is this satire?
beerathon 8 months ago
1. They have attempted a parallell between billions of years on an entire planet, to the period of a limited number of jars are hermeticly sealed. - lets assume the jars are sealed for an average of 10 years. - and lets assume the jars in question have the same mass as 1% of the ocean, surface of the world
2. that means the comparison is uneven to the factor of 100*100.000.000
3. thats not accounting for: - lack of water - development time of the simple protein forms
4. well?
farmandmao 8 months ago
this is the stupidest argument ever.
ray comfort must of been involved in some way.
comparing a jar of peanut butter to a planet
WeGameAlotSir 8 months ago
This one really takes the cake. It is obvious that this person knows absolutely nothing about food processing, ie. A process to ensure that life doesn’t grow, or grows very slowly in processed food. even with that process, there is an expiration date on jar... i wonder if he ever heard of a microcope...
Im all for interesting ideas of first cause etc. but this argument was just way too naïve and simple-minded.
Salixstorm 8 months ago 17
Oh my god, peanut butter doesnt evolve into life so evolution is false! It's so simple! How did I not see it before.
Gluumer 8 months ago 2
I hate how no one credits plants as life anymore, this is the reason I am majoring in Botany!!
dechav1 8 months ago
so who is this random women that is kains wife.
and noahs ark is obvious
Billions of species of animals living on one ark in harmony?
wouldnt like a lion kills a gazzelle or a monkey eat a crab or an eagle chew up a mouse?
HolyFuckDaniel 8 months ago
Sadness
van14able 9 months ago
Ha ha, what a funny parody. Wait, Oh God.....
KingDiamondHead 9 months ago
@KingDiamondHead haha, that was exactly my train of thought when watching this...
Kuwa6ara 8 months ago
L M F A O are the only words i can use to describe the way this video makes me feel. Ignorance is the most adaptive and creative virus known to man.
123qqbert332 9 months ago
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cant you all see?
you all must repent to your lord and savior Jesus
Raptor Jesus of course, he went extinct for YOUR sins
the bible say that Jesus was no man as in not a human but no where does it say Jesus wasn't a RAPTOR, it now all makes perfect sense now
Jesus had a long snout with scaly skin and feathery hair with large sharp teeth and claws with 2 sub-machine guns, you idiots just wouldn't know that, the truth, he is viscous and kind, he went extinct for YOUR sins, all should praise
elmersglue82 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
cant you all see?
you all must repent to your lord and savior Jesus
Raptor Jesus of course, he went extinct for YOUR sins
the bible say that Jesus was no man as in not a human but no where does it say Jesus wasn't a RAPTOR, it now all makes perfect sense now
Jesus had a long snout with scaly skin and feathery hair with large sharp teeth and claws with 2 sub-machine guns, you idiots just wouldn't know that, the truth, he is viscous and kind, he went extinct for YOUR sins, all should praise
elmersglue82 9 months ago
I dont care if God exists or not. I am not a believer and I dont need to prove it to anyone. I dont care if you disagree
BeingNobody1956 9 months ago
this makes me wanna cry, how can someone be this fucking stupid
Recolomas 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
it takes millions of years you dumbasses
suddyboy7 9 months ago
@suddyboy7 Evolution is FAKE! It doesnt exist, we wont ever evolve into something else! God put us on this planet the way we are today.
RandomRivaVideos 9 months ago
@RandomRivaVideos are u so close minded not even give evolution a look at. Plus if adam and eve where the first people on the plant... there kids did a lot of insest.
94FreehugsOnly 9 months ago
What in the name of living fuck is this?!
CriminalQueer 9 months ago
Ok new life doesnt form in a few seconds
Or a couple minutes
Or even onehundred years
It takes millions of years
We have proof of evolution
Natural selection
And reletivity
If there is a god
I want him to show himself to me
Thats that
HolyFuckDaniel 9 months ago
@HolyFuckDaniel Well then just look at a wall you idiot! Or a tree, or an animal, or ANYTHING you see in this life! cause God is everywhere and he created EVERYTHING! Thats the truth, and evolution is just a made up fairy tale!
RandomRivaVideos 9 months ago
@RandomRivaVideos your callin me an idiot?
theres more proof of evolution then there is that god exists
noahs ark was obviously a fairy tale
the bible says that adam and eve werent the first people that god created
(it never says that masturbation is a sin either) ive read the bible
and honestly?
its a pretty evil book
but atleast i beleive in facts
not just some unknown being that lives in the sky and causes natural disaster and lets good people die in horrible ways
HolyFuckDaniel 9 months ago
@HolyFuckDaniel : First of all, you're making claims that an event thay may have occured is a "fairy tale." I'd like to know your evidence to back that up, and what about the Bible is so evil about it....Just saying.....
abcman 8 months ago
@abcman ok
but first id just like to say im exresing my opinion and i respect yours. the reson i went off on that guy is because he called me an idiot.
now ive read the bible about twce
and there are stories about rape ,pilaging, murder, and god tells someone(iforget who) to kill everyone in a village to prove his faith in god, does that sound very gracefull to you?
and when kain was banished it said he left with his wife but at the timehe only to women were kains sister and eve (contiued
HolyFuckDaniel 8 months ago
@HolyFuckDaniel :I havn't read your dispute with the other party. Youtube makes it difficult to keep track, all the comments are shifted all over the place. But yeah, I've tried to read the bible but stopped for w/e reasons. I'm actualy surprised there are such verses as the ones you told me such as the "kill to prove faith". But as far as the rape storys go, I doubt its anything of the sort "rape her to prove your faith in god" lol common man haha. Catholicism/Christianity is nothing like islam
abcman 8 months ago
@abcman lol youll be shocked
finish read the bible
i forgot the name but a father killed his son to proth worthiness to the "lord"
and god told a guy to fuck his brother girl and when he didnt god killed him
yeah some merciful god we have
HolyFuckDaniel 8 months ago
@HolyFuckDaniel : man, isn't that the event where god stopped the guy right before he was about to kill his son, im pretty sure i know what your talking about.
abcman 8 months ago
@HolyFuckDaniel Those are in the old testament, if I'm not mistaken.. Whenever I mention those stories, I get the reaction, "Well, that's the old testament" as if they've completely disregarded this whole part of their bible for whatever reason. It baffles me greatly.
acidflowers 8 months ago
@acidflowers lol that is the old testament
and thats another thing i dont understand
how can you alter the bible?
YOU CANT
man obviously wrote the bible
but if god was telling them what to write
man is probably going to write something a little different
HolyFuckDaniel 8 months ago
@HolyFuckDaniel Im not a creationist of the sort at all but i believe it was isaac to kill his son abraham, but he didn't do it, he was about to but god supposively sent an angel to stop him and to sacrifice a lamb instead of the son..
OMGITSDRJESUS 8 months ago
@OMGITSDRJESUS
First, *supposedly.
Second, you're right about Abraham and Isaac. There is another story about a man (Jephthah) sacrificing his daughter due to a misguided promise to God. It can be found in Judges 11:29-40. It's not quite the same thing, because God didn't command the sacrifice out of the blue, but he also didn't tell the man to stop.
richchappell 5 months ago
@RandomRivaVideos Please just tell me you're trolling. Please.
Xinfinitude 8 months ago
This made me lol so hardcore.. it's funny how ignorant people are these days.. Evolution is starting to make more sense.. so let's just confuse the fuck out of everyone! Lmao
trainto0 10 months ago
THE SEAL WAS BROKEN WHEN HE TOOK THE TOP OFF OF THE PEANUT BUTTER! HE REMOVED ALL OF THE NEW LIFE BEFORE THEY BEGAN TAPING.
brogin 10 months ago 43
@brogin .................you make no sense
the guy has a point
and i believe in evolution
Zanthios 6 months ago
1:10 look at his face, trying to look intelligent, as if he was about to reveal a wonderful discovery, hahahha
foroparapente 10 months ago
@foroparapente dude u just won the internet...that was the funniest thing ever
theDerailled1 9 months ago
"...origin of life on the earth...or any other planet as far as that's concerned..." *laugh*
foroparapente 10 months ago
This video made me cry...........with laughter
Orenwithbeer 10 months ago 3
Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever seen... Can i have my 2 min & 6 sec back now?
ThePictodude 10 months ago 3
Renounce your sins atheists, and open your eyes to the truth. This man is a genius.
ThePaulpFiction 10 months ago
first bananas now fucking peanutbutter......thats christians arguments.......food.
DoYouThinkImSerious 10 months ago 2
This has got to be a joke....
JAM3SY9 10 months ago
Engineer of what - model railways is my guess.
He got the peanut butter when a grown up took him to the shops.
VideoAudioDisco09 10 months ago
EVOLUTION DOESN'T TELL US WHERE LIFE CAME FROM IT TELLS US HOW IT EVOLVED!!!!!!!!
lilirishman133 10 months ago 2
This is the smartest thing I've ever heard. I think my head may just explode.
ShadowUnleashed 10 months ago
By his view on evolution, we should be seeing rhinos popping out of bannana peels and humans forming after a lightning storm.
Phaze252 10 months ago
That was so stupid it hurts.
Andy0Solihull 10 months ago 3
Educated people use science and math to make sense of the world around them.
Religious people use peanut-butter and bananas.
NoWitnessesNoRegrets 10 months ago 2
Evolution states that the human race becane what we were over the course of millenia. Unless the peanut butter was able to have kids, there is no way that it could disprove evolution.
Darkfeather21 10 months ago
The Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection teaches nothing at all about the origin of life.
Kailoa36 10 months ago
What the fuck?
100littlecurses 10 months ago
Yes, because the universe is a hundred-year-old jar of peanut butter.
clauclau33 10 months ago
Are we sure this video is only two minutes and six seconds long because I feel like ten years has passed since I clicked the PLAY button. And I'll never get those ten years back!
deepfreezevideo 11 months ago 2
Silly evolutionists. I have been ejaculating into peanut butter for years and have yet to produce a single child!!!
BTCforlife 11 months ago
He thought there might be life in that peanut butter, that's why he was so relieved to find none.
zasabiibasaz 11 months ago
aaah hashahahahaahah! omg i love it people keep getting stupider and stupider about how to prove god exists ^^
theswedishdude1 11 months ago
this would make sense. if the universe was a fucking peanut butter jar.
PullYourTrigger 11 months ago 37
Just out of interest, how does he know new life doesn't spontaneously appear. Has he subjected every newly opened jar to a microscopic examination.
I expect he thinks that, according to evolution you should occasionally find that your jar contains a giraffe.
tmcthree 11 months ago
I think what the guy has on top of his head proves abiogenesis. It looks like it's about to crawl off of his head.
TerrencePhillip66 11 months ago
I'm sold! Hahahahahahha! Mug!
screwballsam 1 year ago
"Even if there were a god, the notion of an "all-creator" who creates itself out nothing, creates predator and prey, disease and host and "creates" a serpent which causes Adam and Eve to sin and thus subject billions of people to an 'eternal lake of fire' would be no god, but a monster." - Dr. Chris Aable
DixieDan3 1 year ago
ummm the jar was already open....
theShadow117 1 year ago
this old dickhead has obviously never heard of the miller-urey experiment. id love to kick his old ass in the face and shove that peanut butter up his decrepit poop chute!
BANGBANGBANGBBANG 1 year ago
An "obvious truth" can not follow from a foregone conclusion based on logical fallacy.
SoundzRite 1 year ago
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69ggag 1 year ago
@69ggag Then you don't really do any choices in your life.
TheRealJohnSkinny 11 months ago
@69ggag "I just believe and i wont change my mind" Then you obviously don't care at all if what you believe is true. If you're beliefs are just whatever you makes you feel better, that's great, but they have no place in the reality we live in, and you certainly shouldn't be speaking about them as if they are truths.
MrRyanwilliamson 11 months ago
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Bowlesy13 1 year ago
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69ggag 1 year ago
The average american makes a UK remedial look like a genius!
MajoranaFermion 1 year ago
If god exists, why doesnt god exist?
scorpionfights 1 year ago
Please say they all killed themselves.
soulshadow0907 1 year ago
*Raises Hand* "Scuse me", " Can I have my 2 mins back?"
Allzthedevil 1 year ago
This is so stupid that you just have to press like :D
fritte92 1 year ago
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fritte92 1 year ago
Fairy tale - of course, not like the "advanced scientific knowledge" of primitive , bronze-age, sheep-herding nomads in Palestine..... LOL!
LoopQuantumGravity1 1 year ago
Not sure why people try and prove God's existence with worldly things. All people already know God exists(there are truly no atheists).
1776iscoming 1 year ago
@1776iscoming
"All people already know God exists(there are truly no atheists).
Uh..no.... guess again. I'm an atheist. I don't believe in god anymore than I believe in fairies or leprechauns.
LoopQuantumGravity1 1 year ago
@1776iscoming ok...... i am a believer but i really dont see where your going here.....
69ggag 1 year ago
wow I thought George 'monkey' Bush was the biggest idiot in the world...well he may have some competition. VOTE THIS COMMENT UP IF YOU AGREE.
Th3Z0han37 1 year ago
why does it say store in a cool dry place on the side of peanut butter
alaskaracer 1 year ago
lol these are kidding right?
Beeeaaand 1 year ago
@blicksflicks - I want to make a comment on what yo u said. . You said that "You can't test the evolutionary claims in a science book. You're just taking their word for it. You're putting your faith in what man tells you." But isn't the Bible wrote by men? Aren't you just taking their word for it?
Buiak 1 year ago
Are you fucking kidding me... now I've seen everything.
GGXXD1 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah. I love that these people exist.
trjamesucsd 1 year ago
If you, even for a second, think this makes any sense at all, you're a fucking retard with absolutely no knowledge of the scientific theories you're criticizing.
zachj589 1 year ago 63
@zachj589 oh my god shut the fuck about about science. no matter how the fuck the world got here, we all ended up here, we all have dicks and balls and titties, and we all take painful shits from time to time. thats life
Graffthesystem 7 months ago
@Graffthesystem You have a dick, balls, AND titties? Maybe that's why you're so pissed off at apparently nothing.
Why should I shut up about science when morons like the guy in this video are trying to use a jar of peanut butter and 8 year old level logic to attempt to convince people that logical theories are wrong?
Do you also go around telling religious people who think the Earth is only 4000 years old to shut up about creation for the same reason?
zachj589 7 months ago
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@zachj589 ......you're a faggot just for putting that much time and thought into a youtube comment reply. Faggot.
Graffthesystem 7 months ago
This doesn't disprove evolution, as evolution is about species evolving, but with life already existing. This doesn't also disprove abiogenesis, as abiogenesis circumstances were very distant from what you have in peanut butter jar.
Hansix91 1 year ago
You know nothing of evolution. It takes certain chemicals and a jolt of energy to create amino acids. If you know what those are.
mslewp 1 year ago
@mslewp these people obviously know that and used peanut butter because it has those chemicals in it
69ggag 1 year ago
If you are a theistic evolutionist then there is no contradiction between evolution and creationism but for some reason people seem to believe one disproves the other and most of the time this is due to lack of understanding of the bible or evolution. In order to make objective claims one has to study both.
Goguryeo7 1 year ago
@Goguryeo7 Theistic evolution is really creationism. The theory of evolution relies on random mutations that are conserved. If this processes it guided in anyway then it is not random. It is therefore designed and not evolution.
ddisil 1 year ago
This looks like a bet. Someone went: I bet you can't prove God exists using... um... peanut butter. And you can't laugh (he lost).
mortadelletube 1 year ago
There only source in the video is an engineer/author. He's not even a biologist. epic fail.
Rhsims 1 year ago
I have gotten dumber as a result of watching this video.
TheIncredibleRaj 1 year ago 64
...This cannot be for real. The absurdity is beyond words.
OurBackToTheDark 1 year ago 2
Ha, this is ludicrous on so many levels. For one thing, 'Life' (ie the appearance of a self replicating molecule) only had to happen once in 4,500,000,000 years. It's a shame people are narcissistic enough to feel the need to believe they were magically whispering into existence, rather than comprehending the incalculably complex organic machines that we really are.
Morriusvids 1 year ago
This is one of the single dumbest things that I have ever seen. Apparently this guy has never heard of vacuum sealing and preservatives.
trippinlikegod 1 year ago