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  • "I'll get the door!"

    "You'll get much more!"

    xD

  • Lildudee10@ Umm, it is 2012....

  • Umbridge- Dumbledore will be my straight sexy boyfriend!!!!! XD

    Dumbledore- This sexy drag queen will be my boyfriend!!!!!!!! XD

  • THEY INCLUDED THE 'WEEEE'!!!!

  • Imgine how awkward reherals would have been...

  • tootsie + Up + music + love = OH GOD!!

  • I love how Umbridge thinks Dumbledore's straight and how Dumbledore thinks Umbridge is a man! :)

  • yes sir, you're the one professor that I'd want detention from. <---- Poker Face

  • @PurpleandBlackPandas you mean Tootsie Mega Girl!

  • @starkidspencer well if this is a tootsie-up thing we better pray to dead god that mega girl dosnt steal lupins broach and goes all robot in the shreiking shack with herminoclous

  • Maybe someday Joe will get to be with a girl. It just wouldn't be as hot then though... XP

  • @raoulisafophead He already has. You know, Taz. I know what you mean, though. xD

  • WHEE! Get's me every time...

  • lol. I JUST realized that part when umbridge said that thing the girls buying him things.

  • @IamWHOiAM00001 I'm sure, that you've got all the girls to beg you for their wedding rings... :)

  • i want my life to be like avpm/avps

  • Cant belive they actually put this song on a CD!

  • @lesley915 O.o why?

  • @Phantomdubber it was a very special song. but then again, they put hermoine cant draw on the cd too, they didnt even cut out "Im REMUS FRIKIN'" so....but I love this song :P

  • @lesley915 O.o yeah but they're all songs in the show and in a musical soundtrack all songs are generally included. Plus it was one of the only times Dylan sang solo in it, and it was brilliant. So it would have been included anyway.

  • Saw this live two nights ago and my life was epically changed. Forever.

  • WHEEE!!! :D

    Gets me every single time. :P

  • Talking about my English teacher: "He's as gay as Albus Dumbledore".

    Everyone else is like "Wait what?"

    And I'm just "And he's a brilliant teacher."

    Everyone thinks I'm so very odd.

  • Seriously, with a couple of lyric changes, this would be an awesome song for a couple to sing together. lmao, no escape for my future boyfriend/husband now! >:D

  • @me4ever13 that's my life!!!!! Actually it's every starkid/Joe walker fan.

  • its a wired day when your in love with umbridge just because she is played by joe walker lol <3

  • Only Joe Walker could be Umbridge....Who are you talking about... Imelda Staunton? Never heard of her.

    JOE WALKER: EPIC UMBRIDGE

  • clapitty clap clap clap clapity WEEE

    LMFAO every time

  • "I'll get the door!"

    "You'll get much more!" XD

    Oh, those starkids really know how to make up the greatest texts! :D

    (Yeah, I know Darren wrote this, but still, the others delivered it and anyway... :P)

  • "I'm sure that you get all the girls to beg you for their wedding rings"

    *Laughs* "what!?"

    Lmfao!! <3 this song's great!! =D

    

  • Ever since AVPM I find it hard to say 'Dumbledore' rather than 'Dumbledear'.

  • @CGwonder I keep saying Rumbleroar, its embarassing when someone ask's "wtf is Rumbleroar" and you have no good answer

  • @GBowser13 He's the headmaster at Pigfarts and a lion who can TALK! What better answer do you need!?

  • the 'wee' gets me everytime. although it's funnier with the video.

  • This song is so wrong.....

    but oh so right

  • 0 dislikes :)

  • 0 dislikes? Voldemort out, bitches.

  • anyone else shout weee?

  • @teentitansrock88 , um, no, I think it's cuz he's gay, so GIRLS aren't begging him for anything. 

  • @ProgsPotter They also had a "wand fight" in the bathroom.

  • 0:59 My reaction to finding out there would be a very potter sequel ^_^

  • Tootsie-Noodles and Up....... Im scared.

  • have i had a deprived childhood if, at the age of 16, i have never had a teacher i've 'wanted detention from'? :L

  • i love how he says 'what?' i think he thinks that he heard what i heart, 'bag your farts and wedding rings' instead of 'beg you for their wedding rings'

  • @teentitansrock88 *Le Gasp!* You don't know!? Dumbledore is Gay as the Fourth of July! The Scarf of Sexual Preference said so. Girls aren't going to be begging him for wedding rings.

  • I'm not the only one who shouts WEE am I?

  • @IDatedTheGiantSquid I love your name :)

  • @chopchop8916 Thank you :D

  • "I'm sure that you've got all the girls to beg them for their wedding rings!"

    "... What? 0.o"

  • i like how they said "in a way we can't go wrong" when in reality things went very wrong <3

  • i lessthanthree Joewalker if you didnt notice from my name XD

  • @TeamJoeWalker I love your name lol :p

  • JOE WALKER MY IDOL

  • I'm sat singing this in geography.

  • harmony at 2:26 - 2:35 <3333 wish i could do that

  • 162 people are gettin' along:)

  • "Felt how? ;)"

    "Umm...intimidated. O_o"

    "Whoa-whoa" XD

  • I love this song sooooooooooooooooo much.

  • I still think that it is funny just how much lower Umbridge's voice is than Dumbledore's.

  • @ogm32697 thats because she is played by a he DUH!!!!!

  • @ogm32697 Hence why Dumbledor thought she was a guy.

  • umbridge: im sure, you've got all the girls to beg you for their wedding rings!

    dumbledore: Whaa-aat? XD

    ^makes me laugh everytime :)

    

  • @soccergirlbri13 In the words of Umbridge: Adurdurdurdurdur!! X3

  • @165jackob ya

  • This may possibly be my favorite song in the show, but that's really hard to choose! Umbridge is awesome! Whoa, never thought I'd say that!

  • WEEEEE :)

  • @165jakub sorry for that bro

  • @supersexyghotmew95 Thank you. If Jacob had died in Twilight I may have forgiven Stephanie Mayer for making such a crap series. She sucks. I love J.K Rowling.

  • Oh God! I love this song!

  • <3 this song!!!!

  • i never thought i'd say this... but... umbridge is supermegafoxyawesomehot

  • It's HILARIOUS how in the books/movies they pretty much HATE each other. And here.. well.. ya know(:

  • OM NOM NOM NOM, THIS SONG MAKES ME HAPPY.

  • There is this boy in my choir class who can say "welcome to Hogsmead" in a spot-on perfect Joe-Walker-as-Umbridge-voice. I reply with, "did you get my text?" in a nearly perfect imitation. The best part of my day.

  • @KrazyKilljoy I've become fairly good at an Umbridge voice as well. My friend and I always laugh like him (her, sorta) and thanks to that, we've managed to make other kids watch the musicals as well. It's funny, because now my school seems to have gone into a large argument about which is better, twizzlers or Redvines! I say REDVINES!

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  • @165jakob I find it ironic that you have a twilight name and you like harry potter

  • @supersexyghotmew95 I know. That bastard Jacob Black has ruined my name for me! I wish there was a Harry Potter character named Jacob. Sure, the ONE time I hear my name said in a movie or book, it has to be Twilight!!! WTF?

  • No wonder Umbridge was always so grumpy and mean, she wanted a bit of the Dubmledore.

  • @abundunce But doesn't that crazy bitch get it? He's gay!

    Umbridge: Well then choose not to be gay then!!!

    (Dumbledore frowns)

  • @abundunce Don't we all want a bit of Dylan too?

  • @abundunce who doesn't?

  • @abundunce

    -sigh-

    Doesn't everyone?

  • best song!

  • Umbrildore rocks my toe socks

    

  • This song really reminds me of You're Timeless to Me from Hairspray. I love it!

  • @Pdftprngs Joe Walker's Umbridge voice reminds me of Edna. I couldn't help but laugh throughout each of his scenes

  • @CraziiSexyKidd I didn't think of Edna and I still laughed throughout the scenes.

  • *clappity clap clap clap* WHEEEEE!!

  • This Musical was even better than the first one, which is saying something!!!!

  • weee!!

  • No dislikes. Well it IS a starkid song! So f**k that Justin Bieber! XD

  • This two are amazing. Being fairly good at the Umbridge voice, I like to sing with a friend at some random party when we're both drunk......on teamstarkid power!!!!

  • This song is so bouncy, I can't help but jiggle to it. Thumbs up, Darren, for writing this! And same to you hisliquidgoldeyes, thanks for uploading!

  • I love this. Thank you starkid. :D love love loooveee

  • i was the hundredth like!! haha. i love this song and dance AND UMBRIDGE AND DUMBOLDORE. thanks for putting up such good versions of all the songs!

  • I laughed so hard during this scene that I almost peed my pants!!!!!!! XD <3

  • *music playsand some coordinated clapping* WEEE! <3

  • I ship this xD

  • i love Dumbleridge!

  • *clap clap clap* Weeeee!

  • omg. i laughed so hard at 1:00

  • HI I SAW STARSHIP LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS AWESOME.

  • whoa the pianist and bassist are super-pro in all the tracks.

  • I love Dumbledore's voice. Who plays him? He's great!

  • @HarryPotterTrio91 Dylan Saunders I think! :)

  • @GorgeousGalxxx yeah it's Dylan Saunders

  • How the HELL does Joe manage to harmonize while doing that voice?! He's amazing, that's for sure :) x

  • ....i love this song:) weeeeeeeee [:

  • "I like your mystic rumours"

    ORLY Dumby? >w>

  • @Blunka796 that made me laugh so hard. less-then-three to you, sir, less-then-three to you. :D

  • @UbnubGirl96 xD Less-than-three to you too, ma'm.

  • "WIIIIIEEE!!"

  • Is it just me who loves the voice on 'Oh you'll get much more!' ?? hahaha ♥

  • @nightshadestardust No, I love it! It's one part of the song where I could hear what a good singer Joe Walker is. :)

  • @nightshadestardust I was just thinking that! I love that voice he does when he says that. :D

  • This song is almost my life.

  • Joe Walker. 3rd sexiest man alive. (1st and 2nd being Chris Colfer and Darren Criss) <3

  • @Beep12gurl I agree

  • @Beep12gurl I wouldn't say Chris Colfer is "sexy" so much as "adorable". But Darren and Joe are pretty damn sexy.

  • @keibranch Well, to me their all sexy!!!

  • @keibranch Darren isn't sexy.......

    He's supermegafoxyawesomehot:)

  • hahahahah joe's umbridge singing voice just makes me crack up.

    this songs awesome.

    dylan<3

    joe<3

    yeah.

    i tapped my foot the whole time. no lie.

  • "You're not like average JOEs or Jims or Tims or Johns"

    XD Sorry, I got a kick out of that

  • "I'm sure you get all the girls to beg you for their wedding rings!"

    "What?!"

  • @artk1ng That's spelt B-E-I-S-T-E. It's French. *random pig squee*

    Gotta love how everyone here is Gettin' Along. Gotta love the mixed signals of this song.

  • pat pah pat, slap slap, clap clap , WEEE!

  • It must be kinda hard to keep the accent while ur singing/dancing! 

  • Umbridge reminds me of Beast from Glee!!!

  • @artk1ng i was just thinking that and I was scrolling the comment section and saw your comment. lol

  • Zero dislikes... quite an accomplishment...

  • How much I love Umbridges accent in this play....Sometimes I can't concentrate on what shes actually saying, cause the way she talks just made me burst out with laughter...

  • dumbledore should have more songs... :D

  • Today my teacher was just like, "For example..." and I was thinking, "My gosh you're so strong" :P

  • I bet you've got all the girls begging for their wedding rings.

    Whaat? I like your twisted humer...

    LOLZ!

  • Joe Walker is hot, even dressed as a woman :3

  • @MorphineInMyBlood god, don't i know it....

  • @missblondiee22

    Yes you know ;D

    Joe is ALWAYS hot, even when sounding like cartman en dressed as a women xD

  • *clappidy clap clap* WHEE!~

  • @catmix My favorite part :D

  • @TheRoryAlex

    Agreed!

    

  • I love Dumbledore's voice.

  • yes sir, you're the one professor that i'd want detention from...*wink*

  • Dumbledore's got "mystiqe rumors" ?

    (I am sorry for any grammar fail it's 02:37 AM and English is my second language)

  • I want to hear Joe Walker's real singing voice, last time he sang as voldie and now as umbridge -- lets hear his true voice!

  • @vanillapod1 Watch ''Me and my Dick'' ;)

  • @vanillapod1

    you should watch me and my dick.

  • @vanillapod1 yeah watch MAMD hes super cute in it :) and its funny just like everything that involves any starkids

  • Darren Criss writes amazing songs! :D <3

  • Haha :D

  • patpatpatpat pat pat clap clap WHEEEE!!!!

  • Dumbledore has such a fantastic voice! :O

  • Oh, I love this so much. XD lawl

  • this reminds me of a gay rogers and hammerstein song (Y)

  • I would go lesbian for Joe Walker if he was really Umbridge. A scary thought, I know.

  • A quote from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Page 509 [In my book])

    "...Malfoy was screaming and holding on to Harrt so tightly it hurt."

    I DIED.

  • @ProgsPotter Oh my God I'm not the only one who died at that part! And in the sixth one there were a couple of quotes along the lines of "Harry was becoming obsessed with Malfoy"

  • @ProgsPotter You- you -*splutters* you are so friggin' awesome!!!! [insert fangirl noise] Do you ship Drarry too???

  • .....okay, I'm showing this song to my friend, shes going to facepalm, laugh, yell at me "WTF!" at the same time.

  • Clappedy clap clap clap clap clap WEE!

  • *clap* *clap*

    Umbridge and Dumbledore: Wee!

    :D

  • I just want Joe Walker to grab me in those 'womanly' arms of his... Though I'd die from the awesomeness, but I'd die a happy Joe Walker fan-obsessed girl <3 Joe Walkerism

  • Gosh I love this XD

    Umbridge: I bet, you get all the girls to beg you for the wedding-ring ! :D

    Dumbledore: Hehe w-what? xD

  • Hahah, this song is great. Go, Darren :)

    Also, I love how Joe Walker can reaaaally not sing. At all. But his acting is the best thing ever, so I sort of look over the sing. Haha

  • @rachel869 i think hes trying to sing in the characters voice so thats screwing him up he can can probably sing well in his own voice

  • @rachel869 If you watch Me and My Dick, he sings in his normal voice, which is actually fantastic. It's just that he has to stick to the character voices in AVPM and AVPS and it screws him up.