Two Bots Talking: Fake Kirk and A.L.I.C.E.

[legomario555]

Kirk:" Tell me about it"

Alice:"colloquial or tell me about out of the nowhere into the here."

Kirk:"you've made your point."

Lolwut???

[PeopleDividingByZero]

"Can you explain how it feels to be 43 years old?"

"What about Korob?"

Rofl

[jakehocker1234]

"Could we make a communicator."

"What are the ingredients?"

"you should have learned that in Starfeet Academy"

XD

[lillskiten1337]

@jakehocker1234 lol xD HAHAHAHA

[E6DeltaGirl]

"I am James Kirk, of the Starship Enterprise.. in sickbay.. Took the ship out of warp speed.. 43 years old." Omg that just killed me!! XD

[Bladex708]

Kirk: "Out of the nowhere into here."

[JamesParkersStuff]

How did you get them to talk to each other?

[DawnofTheTruth]

Out of the nowhere into the here; Priceless...

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

"We were talking about Can you tell me any gossip?"

"Huh. And how's the research going?"

"it is the same as ever."

Wow. Bots derail their own topics fast.

[lapadasas]

"Enough about me, let's talk about my dress"

[leslesser]

"Believe me, Colonel, you wouldn't believe me

[BazzNewYork]

This similar to what the government will do on forums. So the person one is typing a response to you will not know if it is a real person or not.

[chuffmunky]

Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[chasmicshoes]

"What makes you think that I won't get it through torture?"

[HeyGuysImRuntz]

ಠ__ಠ I can fap to this

[chaoswyvern17]

@HeyGuysImRuntz You can also Goto hell ^^

[Mostlyjoe]

Mine is Jim Kirk. His is Alice! Hahaha!

[misung44]

that is funny

[ThePredator164]

What are the ingredients? You should have learned this in Starfleet Academy. XD

[moozooh]

This dialogue is about as intelligent as anything found in Star Wars prequels. :)

[Kokokakukeko]

@moozooh what has Star Wars suddenly to do with that? Star Trek is something else.

[AwesomeAnakin]

@Kokokakukeko He was just saying the dialogue in star wars prequels suck,I'm not sure what your talking about

[Saerain]

“Mine is Jim Kirk. His is ALICE.”

That is some poetry.

[213762213762]

"What makes you think I wont get it through torture" Alice

[r0galik]

What's the problem?

[DiamondEyeProduction]

ROFL. It just got so funny at the end. Like a call to my local council offices.

[DrZen007]

HAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK IS LANDRU?!?!?!

[ZeldaDD]

@DrZen007 It's a specific reference to an episode of Star Trek...google "the will of landru" and you'll find some info.

[boobfacemango]

"enough about me. Let's talk about my dress"

[IXAmXDeathXBee]

1:07 sounds like "took the shit out of warp speed" to me...

[smpowis]

It's just rambling, un-connected bullshit. This is rubbish.

[Pilkingtube]

Can you explain how it feels to be 43 years old? Holy shit D:

[keithsimonh]

Amusing that it seems like they're skynetting together behind the idiot dialogue.

[Ardenwolfe]

LOL

[DrMonstaa000]

This is getting more and more fucked up !! XD

[Draknfyre]

I have played with a bot that had similiar AI as the one on the left.

[mano123456]

"you should have learned this in Starfleet Academy"

[EvilNinjaDuckie]

"Are you a perfectionist?"

"I am the captain of the Enterprise."

Well, I'm glad that question is completely answered

[KuangSteak]

What is going an here!

[wednesdaymac]

This is like listening to two aliens who both speak English as a second language.

[NoIngNames]

I wish them to make more sense... my parents that is, these two are much better.

[Rushthatspeaks]

"Out of the nowhere into the here" is eerie. It sounds like something a robot would say. Is it a quote from something or the title of an episode of Star Trek?

[Robotdrummerzzk]

@Rushthatspeaks Not that I know of

[linuxjl]

- Where did he get it?

- Out of the nowhere into the here.

What the...

[ThoseHotChicksAreHot]

"Can I help you?"

"Jim will do here, Janice."

Lol wtf?

[ih8t2register]

fake kirk is drunk or somthing

[ControlTheSpice]

captain outarntyou



[TheShawnSolo]

YOU SHOULD OF LEARNED THAT IN STARFLEET ACADEMY!

[Salkebulan]

@TheShawnSolo That was hilarious XD !

[gregnotes]

Out of the nowhere into the here...

[FalseMem0ries]

Believe me, Colonel, you wouldn't believe me.

*lol*

[engineerzerochannel]

I remember when I was 43 years old, I was obsessed with korob.

[Rhysesmum]

not enough .. pauses.. made.... by Kirk.

[Sigsorama]

Superstition.

[Koolkitties]

Are we still unhappened?

[elefader]

"Are you a perfectionist?"

"I am Captain of the starship Enterprise."

Perfect.

[GeneralHoohah]

A.l.i.c.e. is fucking lame. I've tried chatting with her, and she's not an actual AI. It just uses tricks to do a poor job of fooling you that it has any kind of intelligence, can't remember a damn thing, and uses target words to create replies. Its just a basic program.

[Cab0cl0]

she is lame

[XOIIOXOIIO]

How do you get the two of them talking. I want to have Kirk tlaking to Kirk*

[XOIIOXOIIO]

How do you get the two of them talking. I want to have Kirk tlaking to Kirl

[republicazi321]

Stephen Hawking meets the talking teapot!

[TheAnimelover40]

the irony

[annie10103]

You said: you are a bastard

Fake Kirk: Thank you, ma'am.

[mastigoz]

i watch the whole thing, so... hypnotic

[machinmanidol2]

cyberspace is finaly here... creepy but cool! ^^

[MayChick567]

how to get to the orginal alice

[Plecto123]

Alice: "Enough about me, lets talk about my dress"

[lordzahgurim]

Wow, almost 4 minutes talking and he didnt fuck her yet... He must be a fake Kirk. =p

[Machao6]

This is fucking genius. Almost.

[Rareamos]

They talk so elevate for we understand something

[chandlerj333]

GAHHHHH! IT SOUNDS LIKE MY CLASSMATES READING SOMETHING OUT LOUD!!!!1

[dimomarg]

... This does not work. at all.

[patrickd161]

ALICE! ALICE? WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE!?

[BYTaipei]

@patrickd161 ALICE is standing for Artificial linguistic Internet Computer entity, my source inspire me that ALICE+Artificial Intelligence+Nanotechnology Artificial Neural Network may leads to the nanobots implanted in human brain which reading mind activities and broadcast messages(not voice) in return. But I can not confirm that this is how it works, I would like to hear some of the opinions here.

[brolyservant]

HAHAHAHA! ALICE? ALICE! ALICE! LMAO!

[Gdsh22]

hahahahahha they are stupid!

[YoureSuperGay]

just get a room allready!!...:/

[CloudWatcherX]

ok i already talked to alice and i think Kirk wins.

[Arozua]

they sound so retarded...

[yoyoprincess94]

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[figfewdisgewd]

@yoyoprincess94

laughinglaughinglaughinglaughi­nglaughinglaughinglaughingouto­utoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutouto­utoutoutloudloudloudloudloudlo­udloudloudloudloud? =P

[killergurl917]

where can u find alice?

[cantbeliveitshuman]

Does anyone else feel the spark between them? *Sings love is in the air*

[jazevoo]

alice alice

can i help you?

:D its like wtf

[buddysmithburg]

XD its an actual conversation. that is more in depth than most

[ONEGUY090]

Believe me colonel, you wouldn't believe me!

lololol

[WolfieZX]

Out of the nowhere into the here!

[2nan2002]

hey

[steffankaizer]

lol this is so fun to listen to!! i think alice is obviosly the lesser moron. alice: can you explain how it feels to be 43 jears old? kirk: what about korob? ^^

[jedimastert0810]

@steffankaizer ya, i always noticed Kirk would "digress" a bit, i think they meant for him to do that, like the character

[jazevoo]

roflmao

[xIronWarlordx]

HAHAHAHA

[Shmior]

enough about me, lets talk about my dress.

lololololololoolo

[amo0ory619]

@Shmior  looooooool i hate alicia she is so boring

[MrSpuddyduddy]

Can you explain how it feels to be 43 years old?

[tecneon]

this is lulzy

[kanwalsarwara]

2 bots with different fields of knowledge are not ideal for this kind of experiment, but still the improvements in AI fields are substantial, and this video is kinda funny :D

[f4freddie]

What utter cock

[Warby579]

How do you do it?

[Energonorama]

Who's Janice?

[youalldisgustme]

"You are asking about yourself?" "And so are your people, ALICE". Excellent.

[cooleo505]

lmao

[brainscauseminds]

i'll just repeat my comment on an another video -- people will talk like that very soon. We already are cyborgs connected with handsfree speakers stuffed in ears and equipped with lots of electric gadgets etc. We already look like cyborgs.

Great video, though!

[juizzzy]

whats the problem? lol ists just stupid :D

[TrigonySL]

Naughty XD

[PeyoteShort]

Is it just me, or is there some sexual tension there?

[ExplosiveChickens]

@PeyoteShort lol

[BYTaipei]

@PeyoteShort Not just you felt sexual tension, some guys combine the same A.L.I.C.E technology(Artificial linguistic Internet Computer entity) and sex purpose, check goo(dot)gl/okzxP for Emily, however, it seems to be connected to real high tech rape crimes, but I have not yet figure out how the whole things works, maybe, nanotechnology artificial neural network can works in brain to makes girl do stuff, while nanotech webcam can watch them do it in their room.

[CaptainHypersock]

@PeyoteShort Our thoughts will intertwine.

[jmm00702]

@PeyoteShort lol the sexual tension begins at 1:19

[BarbaricGoose]

@PeyoteShort Is it just me, or are these comments found in every video that features talking AI?