Rant #1: Man Vs. Wild vs. SurvivorMan....MAN Vs. Wild WINS!!

[TheRetroZombie]

Man Vs Wild guy is a pussy compared to SurvivorMan.

[squirrel162]

fuck yes dude

[sc3n3cor3]

this beaner dont know shit bout the wilderness. his fat shows it. u aint fat if u do anything in the wilderness.

obama sucks,

um man vs wild sucks.

plus, ur fat what do you know bout wilderness. who the fuck goes out to get lost. your usually doing something, man vs wild really doesnt teach you shit. hes a fraud. ur talkin bout who has guns with them. who the fuck has a hole camera crew with them to help them out whenever they want.

god damn sped, ur such a sity slicker.

[Sprafikk]

@sc3n3cor3 Yeah this motherfucker is a disgrace to the human species. Just so un-knowledgeable. Fat ass didn't even know what a flint stick was.... You're right, he clearly doesn't do anything physical wise, just sits on his ass, watches tv and eat food. Just listening to him speak he's truly brainwashed by television.

[TheThissucks123]

you don't know anything about survival. both guys are shit. but seriously, you are retarded. stop watchin tv and go do it

[TheThissucks123]

you look like you have never been outside a day in your life. If you had, you would know that Bear Grylls knows nothing and that the only reason he is alive is because of his camera crew bringing tents and food for him

[luizenrikien]

Beer Grylls is the BEST.

FUCK survivorman

[LTownBoI09]

GOTDNM RIGHT!!!!!

[squirrel162]

@LTownBoI09 HAIL YEA

[speedskaterTK]

Man vs wild owns survivorman man so haaard

[speedskaterTK]

Bear Grylls. (man vs wild) IS THE BEST!!!!!!

[JRock005]

But Survivor man is real...

[squirrel162]

@JRock005 with a camera crew about half a mile away...

[coengh99]

You are a fat kiddie moustached fuckwit. I wasted 45 seconds of my life listening to your shit. Get fucked fatso!

[sweetsourpork]

yeah you're fat lol

[harryp757]

fatty

[curtisisadog]

Bear Grylls doesn't know how to properly survive. All he does is run around, eating random crap that he doesn't need and wastes his energy. And survivorman does survival scenarios, and thats why he brings stuff like a fishing pole, scuba equipment, etc. Its because he is showing the veiwers what they should do if they are lost all alone with stuff they brought with them for whatever they were doing. I like both shows but survivorman is a way better survival guy than bear grylls.

[packimann]

And the dogs were his transporation out of there lol. Sorry buddy not a really good way to get your point across.

[LTownBoI09]

well i kno that....but im jus sayin he always as a choice of food where he doesnt have to look hard kno wat im sayin

[zanarkland20]

both r good shows, but i like grylls more.

[LTownBoI09]

thanks for the comment....finally i have a person on my side bout the subject

[renegade9696]

Man vs Wild is staged he doesnt even try to survive, he shows you HOW to survive. Bear Grylls has a whole team and he even mentions in a couple episodes that the crew does things like catch fish and build shelters. this guy is a fuckin loser and probably would cry the entire time until he died a very slow and painful death.

[jpkhockey41]

marky mark is a retard, grylls could take a shit on that pussy ass survivor man, he called for safety out of like 3 shows, he never fucking drinks his piss and squeezes elephant shit into his mouth for water, which is what youd need to fucking do in almost any survival sit. even in new orleans after katrina. the fucking dogs would eat your ass for food cuz they are smart enough to know when they need food. "id rather starve to death than be lonely, lalala ima pussy"- rdubs and survivorman

[LTownBoI09]

Dats dats right homeboi....u gotta make a responce vid or sumtin dawg...help me get dis point out derr...aiiight thanks for watchin nd commentin

[j0j0langle]

See thats why you are an idiot, elephant shit = Bacteria= DEATH in the wild without drugs and antibiotics etc.

All Bear does is to show you how to Die, this kid on the video im guessing lives in the city and cant find the forest through the trees.

[MulattoBrothaGW]

ummmm no....he grew up some of his life in the country were there is nothing but trees retard.

[MarkyMark021]

First of all i believe the reason that you would eat the dogs so quickly is quite obvious,

you look like a fucking cow

and why the fuck would you eat the dogs, they are fucking pulling you on the sled, which is way faster than walking..common sense dumbass

bear grylls does fancy shit thT has no point, like why would you rock climb down a fucking waterfall..pointless

yeah bet you didnt see that episode retard

[XxKirby]

Hey idiot Man Vs Wild has an Objective to get to a point or get towards civilization. Stop trying to act like you know something when you don't know shit. The reason he climbs down stuff is because he has to, do you not listen to him....I heard that man vs wild is fake but I don't really care. He still is a fuckin crazy ass guy. He still jumps out of plains and eats shit you would never dream to think about. It doesn't matter if he's fake, it matters if you get your shit right. He tries teaching

[MarkyMark021]

you are fucking retard

you have no idea how much harder it is for Les.

yeah bear grylls carries around that shit that starts fires like nothing, but Les does that shit on his own. there are no fucking checkpoints in survivorman! what the fuck are you watching, i thought you said you watch them on a daily basis! youre a retard.

[rdubs1989]

and les survives in harmony with nature not like a barbarian chewing animals in half while therye alive, he will do anything to preserve nature and only kills animals when necessary which is why he didnt" eat them mothafuckin dogs" as you would say, use your brain you kill the dogs, you have no one...your totally alone in the artic, nothing to keep you company and keep you sane have fun surviving then genius

[LTownBoI09]

well da only reason why bear does it cuz DATS WAT U WOULD FUKIN DO IF U WERE STRANDED DUMBASS......man its not worth arguin wit u......like i said get more knowledge bout da subject

[rdubs1989]

get a fucking clue man, ive seen every episode of survivorman and he doesnt have fucking checkpoints where he picks up food what the fuck are you watching??, man vs wild does ridiculous things to look badass and if any one that wasnt trained by the SAS tried them they wouldnt survive they would die. bear grylls has safety crews watching him and has checkpoints set up so that he doesnt die because he does retarded things, bottom line is.. les would survive longer and more efficiently than bear.

[LTownBoI09]

well maybe u havent seen everyone...stupid ass....he was ina da everglades i think and a fukin boat came to give him food...dat was les's crew dumbass....also wen he was in da fuking sea and had to keep going to dis boat so dey kno he is ok...so ya ur da one who should ask urself "wat show r u watchin".....get more knowledge of da subject and den u can hit me up

[3434nico]

Nice video dude, agree with what you're saying, i'm also tired of people complaing that bear grylls has a cameracrew and what not...

[WeWereBoredProduct]

great vid

[EmpireStrikesOut]

Bear Grylls is a pussy. He needs a camera crew to keep him company during "survival", bites live animals in half when he's not even hungry, acts like a fucking Croc Hunter wannabe, and he wouldn't last one hour by himself in unfamiliar terrority compared to Survivorman. No wonder the loser keeps getting injured.

[xxxBALLIN09xxx]

ya nice vid keep it up fo real....nd i agree wit u MAN VS WILD IS DA BES

[xXxBigdennis52xXx]

you look like you can eat almost anything there buddy. your rant was completely pointless. with man vs wild, the mother fucker has an entire camera crew with him, He does his shot 1 mile away from fucking resorts. Jesus christ you are a retard. go eat another big mac

[MulattoBrothaGW]

go eat a dick faggot. Man Vs. Wild will always be better than dumbass survivorfag. Yeah the dude has a camera crew, but they have nothing to do with helping him. He does everything on his own. Bear shows you how to get outta sticky situations. Survivorman just doing what anybody else could do.

[LTownBoI09]

GOOD LOOKIN OUT

[MulattoBrothaGW]

no prob bruh

[SavF]

yo shut the fuck up u little dicked cocksucker.

talk about my bruh like that again and imma cut ur shrimp dick off and shove it up ya ass!!

[LTownBoI09]

GOOD LOOKIN OUT!!!!!

[bodyboardude]

you're a bit overweight and therefore lack credibility towards anything regarding survival or the outdoors. you had to fix your shirt cuz it got sucked up into one of your rolls. lemme guess "fuck you, don't judge me" fuck you, you posted this video to get a reaction, deal.

[SavF]

another one of u gay mafuckers talkin shit. ur comment had nothin ta do with the argument at hand. i bet ur dick got hard watchin him fix his shirt u bitch ass prick.

fuck off nd go jack ur mothers dick or somethin.

[LTownBoI09]

U Kno wat im not gonna say "fuk u dnt judge me".....i am jus gonna turn da other cheek and have ur mom suck on my dick again nd give u a brother....so excuse me while i fuk ur ma rite quick