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  • i encountered a similar incident this morning, was driving on my way home, behind a cattle truck, cow puts its head through the gate, gate opens, a dozen cows fall onto the road going 100km/h or 60m/ph the most sickening part was just seeing the first one just walk off then edge and star getting dragged along then rolling off to the side off the road then just seeing more cows just walking off, then clafs walking off the edge, very sad, and very disturbed from this.

  • A cow falls on a car yeah right

  • @Packerschamps120 yeah it happened it could be worse I hit one last night delivering pizza and totaled the car these people were lucky that van wasn't totaled look at the cliff it ran off and the cows name Michelle Who names a Cow Michelle that is the yea right part

  • There are three possibilities the cow fell off

    1. Mad cow disease made the cow think she was an airplane.

    2. She was trying to re-enact Batman's hood jump from the parking garage scene in The Dark Knight.

    3. She's a cow, and as such, is designed solely for being hamburger and lacks the basic neural functions required to not fall off things

    Im going for number 2

  • @ElvisPresley2424

    Funny article. 

  • @TwinUzis

    Heh heh...*clears throat* What are you talking about? *bead of sweat rolls down cheek* I didn't read any article. *tugs collar* Is it hot in here?

  • What the Cow....Does anybody know who makes the Milk now? I want MILK

  • the cow was visiting for "breeding purposes" and ran away... hmm...

  • imagine telling her partner when she got home! yeah a cow fell out of the sky and landed on the car! ! Will my insurance cover it! LMAO

  • nooooooooo the cow died nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o anyone but the cowwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • this is HILARIOUS

  • it wasnt a FLYING cow it was a FALLING cow. theres a big difference

  • Damned shame!

    

  • Thumbs up if you came to this video after watching Fluffee Talks :D

  • I like how they show a pic of the cow and show a Bull , how stupid

  • i have tenderized my steaks, but tenderizing the whole cow at once now thats some out of the box thinking lol

  • 0:20 "A little bit unusual in these parts," says dumbfuck

    Thumbs Up :D

  • That must have been an strange day.

  • Aww, what a waste of milk

  • poor car

  • Well what was the cow doing near that cliff? not a safe place for cow if you ask me.

    Very poor decision making on the cows part. His owner must have been very disappointed in her.

    Mooooooooooooooooooo

  • 0:20 "little bit unusual in these parts?" ...oh no this happens all the time..

    -___-

  • cows do base jumping!!

  • MINECRAFT!

    

  • Is the Heffer ok?

  • This is why u shudnt be sexting and driving....Out of nowhere a cow might get horny and try to go all anal...

  • thats a COWlision

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  • @supaderp

    LOL.

  • Flying Cow????

    Great way of putting it.

    Did it have wings??

    Did it just leave the meeting with the unicorn??

  • 23 people pushed a cow down a hill.

  • another way to slaughter an animal oh lovely

  • How many more of these 'falling cow accident' reports must we endure each day before the people wake up to the truth!!!!

  • I bet that steak was fucking delicious.

  • footage of the cow or it didnt happen

  • It saw Ronald McDonald and tried to jump to safety, little did the cow know that it was a 200ft drop.

  • strange?  try bizzar

  • "a little unusual in these parts?"...."well...YEA" (dumbass)

  • Hope that couple doensn't have any clause about act of gods in they insurance policy !!!

  • how would u get hurt if the cow fell on your hood.

  • @JamaicaDancehallTV

    if it fell an eighth of a second later and went through their windshield onto their lap, then convulsed violently for a minute or so, flailing its powerful legs with pointy shit filled hoofs in their face until it died.

    (just one theory that comes to mind)

  • The owner should listen to the cow....see...ran away ends up dead...who is the murder? Da Owner~~ XD

  • Lmao.

  • Where was the tornado? :D

  • 1 year affair anniversary,thats why they did'nt want to talk on camera

  • this is bull!

  • hate when that happens

  • I never knew cows were smart enough to commmit suicide?

  • Wow xD

  • Holy cow!

  • lol did their insurance cover it?

  • R.I.P. Michelle.....

  • "the cow flew onto the hood of the car ! they were stunned !"

    *in dark deep voice*:

    "little unusual for these parts ?"

    "uh yea >__>"

  • cows abducted by alien

  • well minivans can run with another safety policy now, somebody's got to benefit from this situation.

  • Falling cows ? WHATTT

  • epic cow troll 

  • That's not true, cows can't fly!

  • Passed out flying cows, sounds like... passed with flying colours...

  • Flying pigs are so last year.

  • sucka didnt make it over the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • whats next fly caribou

  • Good thing it's not a very big cow cheeee

  • flying cow? since when?

  • Whats next a flying pig?

  • HEFFA!

  • 0;38...... bad joke

  • That was very amoooosing  {+_+}

  • Silly Heffer.

  • I was actually hoping to see a cow fall from the sky onto a car!

  • BESSIE NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • didnt want to live anymore so it committed COWakaze 

  • @ilovemepets U R FUCKING STUPID!! THE COW FELL TWO HUNDRED FEET OFF OF A CLIFF AND WAS NAILED BY A CAR ON IMPACT! DU WE REALLY HAVE TO TELL YOU THE CONDITION OF THE COW?!?!?!

  • NY & NJ have a tornado warning today.

    i wanna see a flying cow !

  • The cow should of told them to "MOOOOOooove Over!"

  • "A little bit unusual in these parts" HAHA!

    what a stupid question

    Is falling cows quite common in other parts is it

  • I don't understand why it's funny. How is a hurt cow funny! They did not mention the poor cow's condition. Poor thing. :(

  • @ilovemepets dont be a vagina this shit is funny as hell. and who the fuck likes to learn you need to pull your dildo out of ur ass

  • @fatass69able what the fuck is so damn funny about this shit. now if you fell off a cliff and landed on a car, that would be funny. now take your hand off your cock and shut the fuck up.

  • the reason they dont cover the cow is that Burger King took da body!!!

  • Why don't they care about the cow?

  • cows who commit suicide? remembers me at south park :D

  • @ILovemyTaurus whatching that episode right now heheh

  • @inWald haha.

  • .. " a little bit unusual in these parts"? id hope so, if its normal for cows to fall from the sky i think id move..

  • I just think that ppl need to quit having farms on the tops of cliffs

  • Ok kids its a cow falling off a cliff. Why do we need a lesson about humans? We were created by god or whatever people believe in. Not no humans are evil and cruel! thing lesson! God sakes and plus not everyone is evil idiots! Where the location you are at is the reason why you think differentky

  • The poor cow is hardy spoken of, and what happened to her?

    I supose she fell of the cliff and most probably died, poor cow.

    People don´t consider animals much.

  • @adammaciaparris If it fell on your car or bicycle, you would be p*ssed.

  • @adammaciaparris i consider cows all the time. when im at a steak house.. when im at maccas... etc etc. best animal in the world..

  • @adammaciaparris The cow shouldn't be falling off cliffs and they're just here for us to eat.

  • @adammaciaparris Because people are infinitely more valuable, idiot.

  • @adammaciaparris i consider animals! when its time for dinner! im thinking steak tonight

  • @adammaciaparris well the dumb cow should be falling off cliffs in the first place..

  • @adammaciaparris i know... cud of been some good steak

  • okay people. Some people are giving the reporter a hard time, but I'm pretty sure the reporter said what he said on purpose...you know like a joke.....fecicious...

  • COWPOWER

  • It's raining cats and....cows?

  • WTF! L-O-fucking-L! poor cow! lmao

  • flying cow?

    how

    ?

  • "A little bit unusual in these parts?" "Well yeah..."  I'm not even going to comment on that.

  • @animanga65 I'd look at the guy and ask, "Is it an every day occurrence where you live?"

  • im the local vet.................

    The cow lived but the couple died 2 weeks later from mad cow disease inhaled through the dash vents!!! TRAGIC

  • Walks off a cliff?and ppl worship something that dumb Lol

  • @factanon You don't learn shit about heights until you LEARN about heights.

  • that cow was so emo

  • Milk all over the way? :P

  • look on the bright side at least they wont have to cook dinner 2nite

  • Can someone point me to an insurance that repairs damages of flying cows?

  • @staver76 hillarious i think its allstate

  • @staver76 NO, because cows don't fly, they drop.

  • @TechnoTempleStudios XD , lol , i got thumbs up'd ? O.O

  • it probably said "cow" a bunga right before it jumped

  • that girl at like 35 seconds has to be the ugliest fagget ever

    that was a shit joke

    she should be ashamed of herself?

  • @Xtremevidz79 NO U

  • i think "big foot was furious he saw the cow and boom a fuckin' kick in the ass"!! poor michell her only crime was been stupid XD

  • is this unuasl arund here?

    eh yes ..

    what .. the locals are used to cows falling on cars .. repporter fail

  • Breeding purposes? I guess she's "fucked" now!

    R.I.P. Michelle

  • Watch out!!

    -Why?

    A cow!!

    -Ur drunk man, go for a sleep.

    He's flying above your head now.

    -Whaa....

    SPLASH!!!

    XD

  • cuicidal cow meat is yummy and tender XDD

  • Lol.

    Wife-- I told you to get the cow insurance!

    Man-- *Sigh*

  • blind cow!!!! learn to fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nice :D

  • who pays the damege

  • the cow

  • the cows parents

  • yougotbeef welligotporkchops

  • try explain that to the doctor, well you see doctor, i was driving around and a cow fell on my car..

    doc would be like O.o

  • who cares about the couple, poor michelle :(

  • something tells me the cow is NOT ok hahahaha

  • is the cow okay ?

  • yeah....u can visit her at ur local mcdonalds...and you will probably find her at the mcdonalds in the next city.. we have some of her here...

    we call her Big Mac now... tastes good

  • FREE BEEF!

  • hahahaa

  • I would have strapped it to the car and took it straight to a butcher. I'd say "cut me the best steaks and i'll give you the rest"

  • great idea haha xD

  • it didnt fly???how gay

  • did the cow die?????

  • lol

  • why dont u go ask ur mammy

  • @jjdude630 gee i wonder it only fell 200 feet -.- its called logic

  • @jjdude630 tht is the worst question ever 200 feet jackass

  • @jjdude630 na man its justa burger now

  • @jjdude630 What do you think. artard

  • Jump off that cliff, reckon you would survive? :)

  • our alien fellas dropped something from their ufo...

  • Mooooooooooooooooooo...CRUNCH. LOL

  • Funny stuff

  • Could all of you just shut the hell up, enjoy the video and stop trying to make the rest of us as miserable as you are?

    sheesh

  • @BeautyAndTheRogue

    @snowman3514

    How the FUCK does a cow falling onto a car cause a religious debate...

  • @thespleenfiend Welcome to YouTube.

  • Ah, touche. xD

  • :) :) :)

  • just read the comments how the convo has got to who or what life is more important the cow felloff the cliff it was not pushed

  • A poor cow falls 200ft and they call the people in the car the victims... That is why i fucking hate americans, ingorant RETARTDS.

  • are you fucking serious???... so you would consider a cow's life more important than a humans life? Because people are actually concerned for their fellow being's lives they are stupid? You europeans (or whatever you are) are so damn moronic it's ridiculous. People, BeautyAndTheRogue is proof of how you become when you are Godless... you value a cow's life over a human's. And another thing. Us "ignorant" Americans have created the greatest country the world has ever seen... thank you very much

  • @masteropuppetz66 Thanks you for proving my point by being the stupid IGNORANT american that you are, did you dail to hear that there is absolutely nothing wrong with the people, they left the imcident without a scratch on them, the cow fell to its death from 200ft and you call the unharmed people the victims? there is something seriously fucking wrong with you people.

  • Obviously it sux for the cow. I mean that's horrible and sad. But frankly the people were victims because they could have been killed. That may not be the case in your twisted upside down world that you live in. Unfortunately you arrogant euro pricks think you are so much better and more evolved than everyone else, you believe that animals should have a more valued life than a human's, mainly because humans are "evil" and destroying the world. Such a naive view of the world. Grow up.

  • @masteropuppetz66 Dear lord, please grant me the ability to punch people in the face over the internet.

    Who the fuck said animals should have a more valued life than humans? YOU SELF CENTERED IGNORANT BASTARD, nobody said that.

    The monkeys should do their own thing, the lions should do their own thing, the birds should do their own thing, the humans should do their own thing. the tigers should do their own thing.

    See what i am getting at, the world was not intended to be ruled by humans

  • @masteropuppetz66 It is just that you have been born into an ignorant, power happy respectless world that you have been made to believe humans have more right or importance to this earth than anything else that breaths oxygen, and you are so fucking wrong.

  • so if you value animals lives as much as humans and i know this sounds kinda sick but someone gave you the choice of saving 2cows or one human from death basically what you are saying is you would save the 2 cows because a cow has as much right to live as a human.i agree that the cow has a right to live but what you are implying is kinda fucked up! you really need to lighten up and stop being a steriotipical bastard accusing americans and other nations of being quote "stupid IGNORANT people

  • @snowman3514 I never said i would save the cow, i just said that the cow has just as much right to "be saved" as the human, i might save the human, or i might save the cow.

    You are being even more ignorant by denying to be ignorant. failing to realize that you do not have more right to be alive than a cow does, or any other being with the same 5 sense abilitys makes you IGNORANT!

  • @BeautyAndTheRogue

    Are you serious? Must have different views then most people o0.

  • @BeautyAndTheRogue

    you have really been playing yor video games too much because in the REAL world people who are the ones that dominate not because we are bigger or stronger because we are smarter. you are the ignoreant one if you believe that a cow has as much ability as humand to love, care and nurcher yet you still would question saving a humans life!. it is extreemests like you who make this world sick!

  • @BeautyAndTheRogue

    just a qick question what are your beliefs? muslem cos your poit of view is so far fucked in the head and sereously how many comments have you had saying the same thing why dont you just give it a rest and go play your video games cos then you can kill all the humans you want and no one will gve a shit

  • @snowman3514 I kind of have my own beliefs, To put it into 1 word, im an atheist.

    I said it so any times because you IGNORANT selfcentered, brainwashed people never seem to understand.

  • @snowman3514 /watch?v=9_ALElMLpRA

    Take a look at the real world.

    Far from the world that you and i know which is ruled by self centered ignorant humans who think they have more right than anything else.

    The real world is not used by humans and im glad, because humans are the most destructive, ignorant and evil species known to life its self.

    The real world is ruled by tree's, mountains, water, wild life and life it self where everything is equal, the way it was intended to be.

  • My final comment,

    I am athiest to and I also believe that people can be destructive, ignorant and evil species.Animals also have these tendancys. I am also a nature lover but none of that is tHe point i am trying to make. Us humans are the only race capable of these thaughts. We have also a tendancy to care far more than other species.This is why you would NEVER question the life of another human as you oftenly do. You are as barbarric as the people you describe YOU are your OWN enimy!

  • @BeautyAndTheRogue

    Ha ha i really dont see why you are arguing over this and putting others down. Its a bloody cow we eat em! the are bread for our consumption so i really dont see why you would get so emotional over it just relax i sugest you visit a slaughter house and face your fears princess!

  • @snowman3514 I dont give a fuck about the cow.

    What i am saying has nothing to do with the cow itself, it is to do with how thw situation is explained, the cow was the victim in this situation, not the unharmed human beings.

    But anyway, all lifeforms are the same to me, if it can hear see smell touch and taste. the it should be treated the same as all other lifeforms with 5 sense abilitys.

    If it is not wrong to kill a cow, then it is not wrong to kill a human, logically.

  • You are actually equating a human's life with a cow, and saying it is only logical? You are insane. You are a vegan aren't you? You probably also believe in abortions too. I mean after all, it's the same as killing a cow, and logically and morally it's equivalent in your twisted mind huh. I love people like you... so arrogant but extremely ignorant, while labeling other people arrogant and ignorant. It's this kind of mindset that help keeps Socialist powers in government, ruining the world.

  • @masteropuppetz66 I guess i am quite hypocritial, i have just finished eating pork chops and chips.

    What i am saying is, if it can hear, smell, taste, see and touch, then it has just as much right as any other lifeform with those 5 sense abiltiys.

    If you disagree then i would be happy to put your life to an end because you simpley do not deserve it.

    Tell me why a human has more right than a cow to live?

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  • i'd try to comit suicide if i had to see that woman every day lol

  • this cow try to jump over the moon

  • Damn the COW missed the damn lake

  • chik-fil-a :eat more chikin stunt gone wrong

  • so did the cow fall of the cliff?

  • interviewer, "Does this happen often?"

    Woman, "Uh, well...no..."

  • Michelle the cow escaped from her pen and was there for breading purposes. I guess she didn't like her arranged marriage and committed suicide rather than be with her new bull