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  • This is so inaccurate. I was in the Army and everyone knows you're required to rescue and carry ATLEAST three babies at one time not two..Come on get your facts right.

  • I laughed at how retarded and incorrect this video is

  • lol, that’s awesome! Especially 0:58, they advertise with their scandals. :D

  • i think id much rather pick my nose

  • dont disrespect the military (only for the comment section) its the government who owns it fault that it has killed so many people

  • @Lucie2590

    Hmm... Well they fight for their believes, instead of trolling the internet like you.

    If I could choose I would rather save one of those people you so blatantly indicate are "idiots" instead of you, because they at least stand up for what they think/ Believe in, I'm not saying the army is great and all but I am saying that they at least care for their country, Because I don't think its right to shoot people but I definently dont think they should all be retards like you. Thanks

  • @YourKickedAss

    What is a Solider again?

    You suck at spelling that's all i can tell.

  • they dont make that much money. people just hate the military because they like too hate things. this is why we cant have nice things guys.

  • yeah us soldier what a wonderful job,join us army to go bother other countries shoot other people,follow stupidly any orders politicians gives u, turn ur brain off and go die for whatever order u've been given, have blood on ur hands for the rest of ur days . Yeah really those r the real men!

  • @Lucie2590 well they're risking their lives for your safety, and so you have the freedom to say things like that so I would say that they are men, and deserve respect. If you don't support the war, at least support the troops.

  • @thetubewithin yeah i'm not american they don't protect me.I just don't understand why soldier r worshiped in america.We all know it's necesary to have an army but we also know it's a job for guys with no studies who don't know what else to do, with few personality who'd obey any order without thinking.And they r killers,the guy they kill to protect their country,he's exactly like them he has a family,he's fighting for his country as well.It's necesary but there's nothing to worship in a soldier

  • @Lucie2590 A lot of soldiers go into the military to pay for college.... Don't know how you can call that uneducated. He/She is risking their life for their country, I know in you're mind we should spit on soldiers, but that's not how it works.

  • @007chucknorris007 lol so it prove that those guys R not hero,risking their life for their country they r risking it for the money!try to not give them that much money and see how many "heroes"still sign in :) And risk ur life for ur country=to aply decision of ur politicians here.And They can also make bad decision sometimes they r not perfect.They risk their life to obey any orders whether they r right or wrong.anyway they R not even asking themself this question,they R just obeying blindly!

  • @thetubewithin bullshit freedom of what ? like Vietnam or Iraq 

  • I'm in the army, and I don't get why people think the army lies to them? I mean I thought the video was funny, but the army keeps it's end of the bargain. The biggest thing I hear from people, is "oh my recruiter lied to me about this or that." So how is that the army's fault? If a salesman at a store lied to you, who would you blame? Besides, you can research anything a recruiter tells you and get second opinions.

  • 0:40

    'Must be "Take Your Daughter To Work Day".

  • If chuck norris will ever see this ... thoose from military will be f**ked

  • @blockhead9899 chuck norris was in the military.....block head..

  • @blockhead9899 actually chuck norris was military, lol

  • "get off your ass and do something" I could see it being like that. Many lazy americans that do little could use a little army exercise and discipline. It does good. So for the fat ass americans who do jack shit, Go Army! If you're a working man, a few weekends at army reserve and you will be so fit, you'll get laid real fast!

  • Great parody! A perfect example of how the U.S. military uses the media to condition people. They do a REALLY good job of it, too. They have gotten soooo many people here to believe that being a soldier makes you more valuable and worthy of respect than the average citizen. Propaganda works; and it's a shame that so many people are stupid enough to fall for it.

  • @OldManMiki

    True.

  • @OldManMiki except prior military personnel are more valuable and worthy of respect?

  • ZEITGEIST MOVING FORWARD - watch?v=4Z9WVZddH9w

  • Dude your videos are fucking FUNNY, how do they not have more views??? Good shit keep it coming, really funny stuff man

  • That's a pretty acurate description.

  • haha i got a pretty good laugh out of this thumbs up

  • الله يلعن امريكا

  • @NinMoha اللعنة عليك

  • @Rotneybot I agree :D

  • 105 People Are Like You.

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  • win!

    

  • true story!  :)

  • This is obviously not fucking real. All these hippie rod wranglers on here must have their fingers too far up their noses to realize it. And everyone making comments about why you aren't gonna join the military, why not just say it's because you're a pussy? You already know that's the real reason, otherwise you wouldn't take the time to type out something to defend your decision. It's okay though, I'd rather have 1 hard charger watching my 6' then 10 of you nancy boys.

  • @EpicTrollBeastMan I actually decided not to join the military because I rather spend those years in college studying mathematics and philosophy, as opposed to learning how to systematically be a part of killing people. Just try to imagine a world with no "nancy boys" as you call them. What if the world were full of people who absolutely adore the military and think it is "real tough". Face it, society would become pretty primitive, full of freedom fries americans.

    -- greetings from eruope

  • @TheIrregularVerb

    society wouldnt exist

  • @TheIrregularVerb Fuck You AMERICA KICKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S. Many Soliders have bachelors degrees

  • @TheIrregularVerb  Better than having a college degree and working for a couple dollars an hour...

  • @SergeantDizzle00 I suppose that is the down-side of intellectual idealism.

  • @TheIrregularVerb do you have any idea what both your and my military have gone through so that you can have the freedom to go to college? the same military you say are undeserving of respect bathed the grass in their blood so that hitler wouldn't be forcing you to do the killing you seem to have so much spite for. and if you're jewish, you should just do everyone a favor and slap yourself in the face. btw, theres nothing wrong with going to college, EpicTrollBeastMan is just a bit ignorant

  • @Pathagarus Look I do believe that sometimes its okay to assist in protecting another country IF WE ARE WANTED, and obviously Hitler had to be handled, but we have never been in danger of "losing our freedom", except unless you count freedoms taken by our own gov't. The US was LOOKING for an excuse to enter almost every war we've ever been in, including WWII. Because WAR=PROFIT. It is very sad that so many have given their lives trying to do right, when it was all based on selfish lies.

  • @TheIrregularVerb Fuck you Euro. What have you done for your society other than be greedy? Shithead

  • @TheIrregularVerb That's alright, the Military isn't for everyone, alot go for the experience, challenge, and sometimes education (medical, electronics, mechanical etc). The civilians are the reason there IS a military.

  • @TheIrregularVerb joining the military & learning skills in aviation, communication tech, nuclear tech, radar, air traffic control, law/legal/JAG, vehicle/aircraft maintenance, or even operating sophisticated radio/satellite/thermal imaging as an INFANTRYMAN will get you a hell of a lot further in life than a philosophy major... pussy.

  • I'm gonna go out and kill 103 people that can't take a joke.

  • I want written evidence this was commissioned by the US Army....

    too lame to be true.

  • wow, semper fags strike again...

  • I would join the U.S.M.C. They are the BEST of the military!

  • whoever joins the army after seeing this video must have had his brain rotted out by paint chips. id rather be the guy who doesn't do much than risk my life for an unworthy cause everyday.

  • now i wanna join the army

  • did the army really use this

  • HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU GET A PICTURE OF ME?!?!?!!?!?!?

  • i will join US

  • omg you got me so perfectly! @_@ i'm freaked out! *screams in terror and hides under bed*

  • I'M UR #1 FAN!!!!!!! 

  • "Army, Navy, Air force, or Jail." - TSOL

  • Its all true

  • Lame

  • ....and that is why the world hates Americans right there folks.

  • @smutjunkie74 u mad?

  • @jcobby37 No, just being real my friend. War is not what makes the planet a better place to live.

  • @smutjunkie74 the world? are you the world now... go talk for yourself... you shouldn't be in this world anyways oh if america didnt exist you wouldnt writing this stuid commnet here on youtube

  • @CrazyBoyUw No I am not the world. If it pleases you to believe that America are the leaders of everything, good luck to you. You might want to enroll back to school to complete junior high. All the best.

  • @smutjunkie74 I know the america isn't the leader of everything but it is true that we invented youtube.... oh and when you said "...enroll back to school to complete junior high" let me just say that you owned yourself because I'm going to 8th grade this year

  • @CrazyBoyUw No I didn't "own" myself. I actually think that you, above others here, have some intelligence in this case. Some of the crap that is being written here by people probably 10-20 years your senior, seem to believe that war is the way forward. If you have a look at my previous comments I'm not writing personal and derogatory comments to piss people off. If people feel better not seeing past their own ego I saw good luck with the rest of your life. You, it seems, are going somewhere.

  • Enjoy your bubble dickheads.

  • cool story bro :D

  • You know what...in the end you don't see any other countries buildings being blown up or any other people being hated like Americans are hated. WHY bring that sort of global attention onto yourselves? Some of my best friends are from the U.S and they despise dickheads like 'crowskull789' tarnishing their image.

    And for 'drumstickforever' learn to spell and get on your own train and stop following dipshits lead.

  • @smutjunkie74

    oh boohoo cry some more. go be righteous somewhere besides youtube. im sure other annoying assholes enjoy talking with you about politics and crocodile hunter. ps if youre gonna be THAT anal about spelling and grammar, drums spelling was fine, and you should know that you arent really supposed to start a sentence with "and." good day, pussy

  • @crowskull789 HA!

  • @crowskull789 I love a moment to discuss this face to face...pussy. People like you that hide behind their big words and slander make me laugh. Come to Australia and see how far you go with that attitude. You think Aussies are pussy's? Wow, the reality check you'd get.

  • @smutjunkie74 pshaw America>"the global community.

  • @drumstickforever Obviously another U.S citizen that can't write properly. You paint a resounding picture for your country.

  • wow..... wait to go micro analyze a stupid fucking video by going into the whole political-religious debate there jackass's

  • It only takes a few in the US to have Americans branded. Lose the military approach and become a more wholesome part of the global community.

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  • AAAHAAHHA!!!

  • It's the falling-fucking-roses that get me everytime.

  • Read the bible, its not a sin if your defending your homeland. Don't remember which book its in though.

  • that's no defence,,,

    it's destroying other people's home and honor,,,,,,

  • it feels like when you read the bibble you don't think

  • @Gondus Defending their homeland?!? the last time they did that they used the nuke.....US is a massive corporation with their eyes on conquest, they will destroy any innocent homes and lives that stand in their way to prove their zeal. i guess the bible has a similar motive though, "believe what i say or ill hurt you"

  • its a sin to kill people whether your depending your country or not

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  • love the electric guitar soldier

  • ???

  • i wonder what the ratio is from people that just join to shoot people or the people that do it for the country.

  • lool

  • i love the guys face xD "aaaoooohhhh"

  • rofl

  • This would be a good recruiting commercial

  • "we're all like 'aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh'

    your all like *picks nose*" lol

  • haha lol thats so funny

  • lol, the US army is recruiting nose picking white trashes to join the army now?

  • yes...that mean you can apply from now on...when they add drinking beer with some pot smoking 12h brakes i will be in too...

  • @zumwane you mean americans? well... ya

  • U_U'

  • Funny shit as always!!  Nice job

  • Obama save the country... LOL!!!

  • lol

  • LMAO..FUNNY CUZ ITS TRU.

  • sell outs bitches, fuck the amry

  • lol so funny

  • hahahaha

  • im black so thats not me whity >=D

  • Incredibly video, and weird to come from a marine =D.By the way, do you know what´s the music from? its realy cool...

  • qwerytio

  • JOIN US FUK YOU

  • lol XD doofus!!!

  • lmao

  • "Here's us!" Do you mean U.S.?

    Well... dont shame your country.

    There nothing to be proud of!

  • wat fuck urself bitchand urmom

  • ur mother ass hole dick

    for evry swedish ppl go fuck ur fam dirty niggs

  • Wow. I looked again and the responses on this clip are crazy. Apparently a lot of people don't realize this is a parody of a US ARMY PROPAGANDA VIDEO THAT IS INSULTING AMERICANS THAT AREN'T IN THE MILITARY AND NOT PEOPLE FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. Are you people insane? Jesus Christ.

  • I like this A LOT. I guess there are people from outside the states that don't understand this is directed at Americans.

  • lol they are proud making war..

  • LOL

  • lol so true XD

  • we better join or they will blow up our houses

  • screw you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol dude watch the vid again itll give you all the answers to why your life sucks

  • fucking us army!

  • heres you!!

    watch?v=rVy-ETvfSH8&feature=re­lated

  • you're a fuckin genius

    The video you posted should be posted as a reply to every video regarding US' criminal wars

  • but its treu..

    (fuck america)

  • TOTALLY agreed

    Vicious rapists, war criminals!

  • yeah like in war world 2 when the vicious rapers saved the rest of the world's sorry ass from the germans and the japenese, U.S.FUCKING A!!!!! , fuck the haters, says an immigrant.

  • Saved From What???

    Tomeitos for Tomatos.

    You don't know what your fuckin monsters do. You don't know what your government do. Know yourself, turn off the TV.

  • OMG THAT'S SOOOO OVERRATED!

    I'm from Sweden and we hate your fucking ass.

    you should be ashamed.. US is a fucking F- :(

  • They are a comedy outfit making fun of army recruitment propaganda...

    Dont be all negative towards them, watch their other videos...

    They are amazingly hilarious

  • well...why didn't they write it at the begining("a comedy outfit making fun of army recruitment propaganda"...or something) ?

  • u mean u'r from gay-land

  • You can't judge an entire country on the basis of a few people, only a fucking moron would do that.

  • i agree totally.

    these people should go and fuck em selves

  • If you'll let me play bass, I'm in!

  • I LOVE IT !!!!!!! IT`S SO COOL

  • That was funny.

  • hey poykpac another great vid. Quick question though. I absloutely your mario game over vid. Do you plan on doing anymore based on videogames?

  • yeah, id fucking love that...

  • haha nice!

  • I'm totally joining the Navy now!

  • poykpac??? how do u come up with these names

    BTW KOOL VID

  • This video was clearly sired from the most ass-ended of the thought processes of all your videos.... but, uh, that doesn't mean I didn't roflgasm the whole time at Taige's sweet sweet vocal badassery. Quality moving picture!

  • Just poking fun at their commercials... We love men in uniform!

  • Don't we all. My buddy in the Marines whom I just linked to this loved it. Though he used to call Army men a bunch of little girls. I think this changed his mind. I guess that means your video recruitment method works!

  • lolol

  • omfg excuse the french I love you guys (and I'm a member of the armed forces, if only i had had the foresight you have been endowed with) p.s. I love your apartment... I read your mail everyday! :)

  • No apologies necessary. Taige himself is a former marine. Also thanks for e-stalking us. Don't worry. We're into it.

    -RHunter

  • lol! not e-stalking! REAL STALKING!! Yay! (You know that trick for getting your mail in that spazzy apartment on your poykpaclive vid)

  • Classic

    +dh+

  • LAWl hilarious!

  • haha this is too funny!

  • ahaha thats ...estupido ... :)

  • i love this

  • I do NOT pick my nose like that.

  • lol how do you pick your nose then???

  • Love it.

  • nice

  • not bad u guys. keep makin more

  • Nice artwork.

  • thats was funny good work

  • lol

  • smart parody!

  • hilarious!

  • humm i guess I should have read the info

  • I don't know if that's anti-propaganda or actually propaganda.. its great though

  • LOL'd

  • thats cool