Jeff Dunham - Akhmed The Dead Terrorist

[runsngoses9]

this is very racist and stereotyping.

[hiltonriverstone]

you're the best guy !! the best !!!!!!!!!!

[superare09]

It's akhhhmed not akmed

[caca45t]

I need some ligaments !!!!

[MrEFcuker]

02:10 nice :)

[Smoggy1876]

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[serialcommentor]

do they always relate terrorists with muslims??

[xXEPIKgamerXx]

@serialcommentor no other terrorists come mind to specifically, do you have any suggestions for non-muslim terrorists?

[runsngoses9]

@xXEPIKgamerXx man, that's pretty harsh

[afridifan11]

@serialcommentor I know, its pretty stupid, right?

[serialcommentor]

@afridifan11 right :P

[Verainne]

Hah, there was a stupid kid that tried to molest me called Akhmed. >__> I told him to back up or he'd become Jeff Dunham's back up doll. They didn't get it, but I did and that's all that matters. <3

[offminor]

IS IT AKHMED THE MUSLIM??? NO ITS AKHMED THE TERRORIST SO STFU GOD DAMN!!!

[offminor]

AHAAHAHAHAHA



[funkeydude99director]

this is kind of racist to mulslim and asian it takeing the mic out of asian and makeing them sound all of them are eveil i anite a mulslom but you know

[ahiska42101]

nice going asshole...my name is ahmed and i hate this shit!

[serialcommentor]

@ahiska42101 five fingers are not equal every muslim is not a terrorist! :P

[EpicnessPivotMaster]

what's funny on this? Lol.

[Sora2902]

18 guys had a premature detonation

[Lhornette]

one of the best Ventriloquists...



[Camoflage22]

What so you want me to do, tell a knock knock joke?

That would be better.

Ok, knock knock,

Who's there?

Me I kill you.

LOL XD

[danielmansot]

amazing what someone can do with a simple halloween decoration!

[thedarkside55567]

Im so happy that my name is Akhmed :). Im the most awesome person in the world

[MrJoGroove]

God dammit.... i mean... Allah dammit!

[MyKurdishBoy]

you're playing with your life jeff dunham.. and go find another things to make fun of.. i wont be responsible from the things you will have to live

you hater bastard!

[speed15987]

I think the terrorist is you not the muslims, you rasist sick bastard.

don't tell racict jokes on the jews but muslims are okey ???

[RANai13]

"How do you spell your name?"

"Ahh.. A-C-Phlegm..."

AUDIENCE: HAHAHAHAHA

"SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU!!"

[cet1905]

childish

[navjotdhaliwal83]

omg. he is sooo funny

[gamester823]

lol I didn't notice his eyebrows were fingers until the second time I watched this

[Yourax5]

yes i am a terrorist

what kind of terrorist?

a terrifying... terrorist

XDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[desertstorm357]

i am a muslim

it is funny

fuck bin laden

fuck Gorge w bush

[l33tmomiji]

I'm not a Muslim...I'm not offended, but IT ISN'T FUNNY!

What is funny about this!!??? Someone explain it to me! I don't understand!

Such immature, unintelligent boring 'humour'!

[IRCOWINC]

@l33tmomiji FAAAGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT­TT :D

[l4dhehe]

a muslim can laugh but not because this video

[The16Mandie]

OMG ... hahahahahah silene ..I KILL U

[sharba555]

Everything was funny I guess, I'm a Muslim and i find it cute but when Jeff said "I don't want racist jokes on my show" when he was makin jokes bout muslims, that was crap coz all of a sudden it was not ok to talk bout the Jews and it's soo okay to create akhmed and make a joke bout the Arabs and the Muslims especially... Bullshit

[thepunisher81000]

wait if im dead...i get my 72 virgins:D......wtf??.......the­re s a bunch of ugly assed guys out there!!!!

[lucybabez12]

NOT FUNNY

[cphackerultimate]

i saw flying car parts......................

[mr92awesome]

my friend's a jew hahaha

[BeQa92]

SILENCEE!!!!!!! i KILL YOUUUXXX!!! :DDD

[partytimedammit]

stupid ass ! so if you make the whole show trying to make arabs look likes terrorists , it's absulutly normal , but when akhmed say something about the jews it's racist ! and by the way it's AHMED not akhmed ! whatever...

[Olabm]

so funny

[drakopolice]

hilarious stuff

[pupthor]

Fave youtube Video Series love Jingle Bombs the chrissie special

[hottychick1223]

i love hes laugh AHAHAHA

[bayyagg]

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[bigsmoke9911]

what are the newest jeff dunham's shows

[bigsmoke9911]

iv'e told a joke

[nominwinx]

J: so akmed

A: no no it's akhmed ,

J: that's what i said

A: no you said akmed, it's akhmed, kh, kh ,khhh, (laughing) silence, i kill you!!!

J:how do ya spell it?

A: what?

J: how do you spell your name?

A:oh let;s see... a....c....flemkh....(laughing) silence!!! I keel you!!!

-this is my fave part

[SelenaGomezRoxxxxxx]

all you people that are blabbing that americans dont know what terrorists are, well, lets take a trip back to september 11, shall we? bastards.....

[iceychikaze]

y do they think that muslims r terrorists ? im a muslim and i dont understand that theory but the rest was pretty funny

[jgood57]

lol!

[frajel123]

oka he's hilarious

[freeurmind2002]

Typical ....

[DRAGONRAJable]

lol very funny

[travmann96]

funny stuff

[cooljam83]

loool funniest shit eveeeerrr!! love it...

[ForeverFantasyFinal]

"What, you don't let jews in your bar?? You racist bastard!!"

[ForeverFantasyFinal]

3:01 is the best

[skipergrade]

haha ill kill you 5/5 best funny vid i ever seen

[Kaianne29]

is that walter?!? He scares the crap out of me! PLEEASE do not put me back in the same suit case! ----Funny stuff!!

[jinxzo99]

Walter has Gas!

Walter: hhahahahah

[FOOTYNOT]

very funny

[ecuatambo]

I keel you!

[zoee9841]

This wasn't supposed to be a racial act, calm down people. It's all just joking around, so please take the 10 foot pole out of your ass and enjoy it like everyone else.

[T431nd1anM4n]

thank you (Y)

i'm brown and i dont find it offensive at all

[cursed2hpwns]

k this guy is not funny nd these americans know nothing and have no life they dont kno anything about islam nd if theyre saying we are terrorists lk wht israel and the zionists r doing in Gaza! k seriously get a life!

[suchmaiden]

a c fleeem!! lol...^_^ silence..il kill U!

[vicepresidentfru1tly]

I see terrorism has entered U.S. pop culture. Guess the terrorists did their jobs. MUHAHAHA susceptible Americans!

[gibbsy8]

lol

[dahlpuri1919]

racial fucks

[EllesorKuwaUryu]

I took that Verison bastard with me! Ahahahahaha!

[gridor1]

SILENCE, I KILL U. soo funny!!!

[HaydenTan98]

@gridor1 i know right, his threats are super funny

[baronluger]

pile of shit!!!

[valkyrieride]

u like men.

[mostafviva]

the real terrorist who occupid iraq n steal oil from ahmed n his people

fuk usa n its alay

[valkyrieride]

Eat a chod :) we have the power bitch.

[glossyraina94]

HAHAHA ! LMAO !!!

i love the part "silence, i'll kill you"

haha , it's "a-c-flemkhhh"

LOL ! and oh the part "hellooooo ! i am lindsay lohan" hahaaa !

this guy is great .

[Royuleyeah]

Goddamn it, I mean Allahdamn it

[fartnugget08]

LOL THIS VID MADE PEE MY DANM PANTS  hi plz subribe

[insider0303]

The biggest terorist in the world is also the one who has most of the world in his hand. Being muslim has nothing to do with being a terrorist. Bush is christian and has no qualms about invading whole country's and killing his on people on 9/11. So who's the real terrorist?

[Freeloh]

No, it's not Akmed it's Akkkkkhhhhhmed.

[link2400]

this is halarious!!! rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl! SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU!!!! AKHMED = A-C-flem......

[teamedwardandjasper]

This is hilarious!

[ashenjade08]

Proper funny!!!

SILENCE!!! I KILL YOU! LOL

[Hassanrafiq786]

Silent!! I KILL YOU!!! lol funniest vid ive ever seen =)

[Dharokgreatax]

ackmed rulez!

[yvonneme]

HE LOOKS LIKE BANA KHOURY

LOL

[Dharokgreatax]

lol!!! silence! i kill you!

[BCbd9999]

BUSH da biggest fuck tard alive!

[BCbd9999]

not all muslims are terrorists u stupid girl haired fuck!!

[herreder158]

this video is hilarious lol

[babers03]

i love this. i first saw this during a training at my job in a call center. our trainer had nothing else to teach us coz he finished training us one day in advance so he decided to just browse at youtube and saw this vid then he showed it to us we were al just laughing our heads off.haha!silence i kill u! allah dammit...haha.hey no offense to any of the muslims here i just think this is funny.:)

[ana23cute]

i will kill yeeeeeew :p~

hehehehe

HE Kills me

LOL

[magicaldragon007]

sik akhemed the terrosistits sik

[nush0436]

silence, i kill yew......my my.

[bangonator]

What right do people have a right to judge someone because of their choice of religion?? Jus cause a few muslims go boom dont make the other 99.9 percent like that doe it? I aint a muslim cause u hav to believe to be something. It sucks even more that they get the blame for 1 of the biggest world events eva 9/11 and it was no muslim it was all BUSH!

[ady366b]

president bush attacked his own country??

[ady366b]

bush attacked his own country?

[bangonator]

the twin towers was so bush!! it was not osama it was jus bushs way to get into the oil fields!!

[AmericanPride202]

No he didn't. Terrorists were responsible for 9/11

[seyfore]

Look at ur name =,=

[AmericanPride202]

And I'm not seeing the problem here

[afridifan11]

@AmericanPride202 how would u know? u probably listen to Fox News, thats why! Bush did 9/11

[bangonator]

You dickhead america done the towers them selves everyone knows it was bush. He jus wants oil he is a dick for doing in his OWN COUNTRY 9/11 is so done bush!!

[BallinEagle22]

silence! i kill you!

[ilikethesmellofsand]

no it doesn't you son of a mother fuckin bitchass bastard!

[ilikethesmellofsand]

theres nothing funny about Allah you ugly shitbag!

[twindragonslegend]

dude calm down it was a joke in the vid and made ppl laugh if u got a prob wit it take it up wit dunham not this guy

[napoleondynamite111]

AKHHHHHMED!! LOL!!

[fr66ey]

That is the funnyest shit i have ever seen

[mariamfayez]

"oh, I love Bush, oh you mean the President"

HAHAHAHAH XD

[MrSn1t3sNiP3r123]

mcmazzer calm down it's jsut a show jeff ain't tryign 2 offed muslims it's a joke evr one else is taking it easy

[mcmazzer]

oi fuking dik heads ur lot r making fun out of MUSLIM u mudafukers

[twindragonslegend]

SILENCE!!!! I KILL U

[mmcini00]

silence i killllllll u!!!!!!

[n8vySEALspwn247]

silence i kill you

[amk198989]

my name's ahmed....n thts the funniest shit iv ever seen hehehehehehe

[Jan4hearts]

ROFL! SILENCE! i'll kill you!

[.are u scared of me now?] baahahah

lol funnaayy love AKHMED :D

[mariamfayez]

I'm arab, and thats by far the funniest thing i have ever watched !!! haha, i love akhmed XD

[princezzv95]

SILENCE ! I KILL YOU !

XD

[Slayer57582]

I KILL U!

[mayoushe10]

silence i kill you :D

[adamani123]

I dont understand why u guys are being so racist....stop fighting over muslims being terroists....not all are too blame....

If some people form the your opinion of the rest of community...then start to look at BUSH...

He represents America....and also managed to kill i dont know how many people in Iraq, and other places where he launched war...

So is it practical to say all Americans are murders.....

ofcourse not......so stop blaming people and enjoy the video.....

or "I KILL YOUUUUU"

[slayersteve999]

well said, i have the same view as u "I KILL YOUUUUUU"

[iceblitz99]

Fuk you, gtfo boy? all u can say right? I sappose so, shut up nobhead im muslim and i aint a fucking terrorist i hate muslim terrorists they make the good ones look bad so yeah get a life.

[xdyl2thrillx]

lol, gtfo. go blow something up :D

[iceblitz99]

Shut up you disabled chav, CHAV CHAV CHAV hahaha chav chav go listen to ur disabled niche u tramp.

[xdyl2thrillx]

huh? chav? wtf is a chav?

fucking idiot -.-'

[wrxsti111]

Ok american fucker, Lets say Ned.

[xdyl2thrillx]

rofl. im not an american you dipshit. and wtf is a Ned?

[slayersteve999]

lol a chav is a yob basically, it stands for council housing and violence

[xdyl2thrillx]

rofll.. im not anything like that :|

[slayersteve999]

lol wen that cunt hu called u that is a twat haha

[xdyl2thrillx]

haha. yeah, i agree.

[zzz111265]

no it fucking doesnt you racist bastard im muslim and one of the smartest in my year and so is my best friend who is also a muslim. i now i can write my name and i definately know im not terrorist. how many suicide bombings there have been and how many muslims has that wanker george bush killed? answer that and if u still are racist you are a uneducated person regardless of how smart u r

[ilikethesmellofsand]

im muslim too, you a good muslim

[tiNpak]

dis sum funny shiit ayye baybee???? :) tih tih x x x

[matthewquellin]

I KILL U!

[desigangster123]

my friend always says i kill you at school and everyone wondered where he got it from. now i found out!

[zarandoo]

i kill youuuuu :))))

[zuix999]

"ok, i will not move my ass"

hahahhahahha that was holarious

[kwi666]

u see i'm an egyptian muslim and i just don't give a shit any more. i don't give a shit about who is a terrorist and who is not or about war or palestine or israel or YOU!!! who gives A FUCK!!!

[glowsad65]

really guys stop quoting its gettin annoyin. do u hav any idea how many comments say:SILENCE!I KILL YOU? friggin annoying

[akatsukiyondaime2]

SILENCE! I KEEL U!

[BroadwayStar90210]

what did u=you learn from that?

location,location,location.

lol XD

[semajkram24]

wow... so great. i love it. hope more jokes to upload.

[haloholick]

hes so funny lollol

[TheMiniEvilGuy]

Not all terrorists are muslims. Just thought you ignorant pricks should know.

[robbyplad]

just the majority

[TheMiniEvilGuy]

Sorry, I was kinda schwasted when I wrote that. Yep, I will admit most terrorists are muslims. They just had to have a third controlled explosion over here in Britain. Fuck em.

[pakiman457]

fuk u dickhead

not all muslims are fukin terrorist

u fuking racist bastared!!!

[M1KETH]

Well, i guess Most muslims cant spell either

Aswell as being Terrorists(Y)

[pakiman457]

mann

u dont get it

ossama bin laden may be muslim

but that doesnt mean all muslims are terrorists

[ilikethesmellofsand]

shut up! you wouldn't even see your name if it was all over the world

[glowsad65]

yer...every1 one knows that not all terrorists are muslims.the difference is that other terrorists wont blow themselves up for milk and cookies.get the point>? ignorant prick

[ShadowNinja2k5]

what are u muslim is that why u said it? fuckin terrorist

[pakiman457]

yer

im muslim

wats wrong with that?

[nofil2006]

KNOCK KNOCK!

Whoes there?

ME! I KILL YOU!

[greendaylover4]

favorited

[naco952]

silence i kill you

[stooge90210]

i would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death!!!!! LMFAO, funniest crap ever

[gabeibarra]

i am lindsy lohan haha i made a joke

[KickinItOldSkoolBaby]

wheres the one with akhmed getting mad because he has subtitles and others dont, i NEED to find it!

[wweaddict13]

SILENCE I KILL YOU

[Commandstream]

HAHAHAHA Funny as hell!

SILENCE!

I kILL YOU!!

[Boinnature]

Havent laughed so much

[gabeibarra]

u r wierd

[MCRchicaRENE]

SILENCE!!!

I KILL YOU!!!

i thought he was gay, until my friend made me watch his whole damn comedy special.

YOU RACIST BASTARD!!

[itiswilliam]

A...C....

phlegm

[Gemall]

Still laughinh hahahaha

[DusanBjelotomic]

It's great!!!

...hahahahahahahaha...

[SheriffMonty]

Hello! I'm Lindsay Lohan!

[meismeandthatsthat]

LMAO - Priceless!!!

SILENCE!!!

I KILL YOU!!!

[ToySoldier2007]

a premature detonation (8:13) had me in stitches...