What did he write?

[Takbuster]

come back



[ellimist6]

Your eyes hold a slightly odd deadish type look to them sometimes.

[Doomy23]

@ellimist6 Well he is a Satanist.

[kikkin55]

did u die or something cuz i havnt seen any videos for 2011 o_O

[Doomy23]

@kikkin55 He's busy with other stuff. He has a large role on a fairly popular Canadian television series right now so he's probably doing that.

[kikkin55]

@Doomy23 when will he return

[Doomy23]

@kikkin55 Maybe when the show's finished ? I don't know I'm not his agent.

[kikkin55]

@Doomy23 ._. ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff­fffffffffffffff i hope not

[UberMan5000]

"Teenagers: The Future of America!"

*shows teenagers smoking and with huge black eyes*

"They'll threaten to break your windshield."

[losingsleep333]

MiSS YOUUUU 

[Bablet16]

Bird: I AM REALLY SPECIAL CUZ THERES ONLY ONE OF ME, LOOK AT MY SMILE I'M SO DAMN HAPPY OTHER PEOPLE ARE JELOUS OF ME! WHEN I'M SAD AND LONLEY, I LIKE TO SING THIS SONG, IT CHEERS ME UP AND SHOWS ME THAT I WONT BE SAD FOR LONG OH OH OH

[LolcatCheese]

:O!! I saw the dental floss on Colty's Leg. xD

[breakitdownsyndrome]

jesuss is lord!

[lunar69666]

Your not fat.

Your wonderful.

WONDERFUL I SAY.

[dmkrodan]

wtf why do we need a box flap holder...???

[lunar69666]

why are you even asking? Your not getting one. He posted this in November. Asshat.

[slaterrox23]

haha. asshat....

[iluvpiggypoo0713]

now i dont want a taco tiger box flab holder thing. but!

an asshot sounds lovely.

where can i get one of those?

[dmkrodan]

jack ass. there are frikking sets of the damned things laying around at my work place. Why call random people asshat? Crotchrot.

[Holliluvzyew]

Theatah news.

THEATAH ;D.

[applecheesedoodle]

i loved the music at the end! but what was it?!?!?!

[moonseolnyeo]

Hmmm...sounds kinda familiar to me...

[l00zrr]

Fort Minor - Believe Me

[Ment0k]

Go to hell bird!

[dgioe]

ok not to be rude to all u guys but...Wtf, stop telling him he's fat. 1) even if it's true, you don't just outright say that to people and 2) it's barely noticeable, i didnt even see anything till you guys pointed it out.

[BOBODEKAT]

that's nerd music at the end!

[LisaNova]

Peaches.

I wish I had watched this in time to come to your story hour!

xo- Lisa

[PresidentJackFord]

I can really relate to Jack the Dog. lol!!!

[HeyLookItsUrFace]

what's the song at the end?

[dlan4327]

Nice to see Colty again.

[johnandthierry]

You gettin FAT Chris !

[UtubeFreshman]

Putting on pounds is a sign on success

[cerbydoo]

you should have shown the reporter your needy-wiener

[babycakesjk]

Jesus, that reporter looked HELLA uncomfortable. lol

[stuffedpants01]

@babycakesjk Of course! He deserves it for wondering unto the cult's heart!

[raquelle08]

i wanna grow my own pony!!!

[MrSister127]

never mind

[MrSister127]

how do i order a new t shirt

[UtubeFreshman]

Click on the link to his web site in the video description

[umahuma4]

why did you seem like your on ritalin the whole video

[MadeInVancouver]

cuz he's being watched

[terracrush1234]

Welcome back, Chris. :D

[Voltage1919]

you rock little buddy

[JanSze123]

CHRIS GOT FAT!

[BearBoi69]

I know, right? Jesus, it's like he is on some serious pain medication or something. WTF Chris.

[rowanlunch]

Buttons make us special

i have special needs so im extra special cats are funny and bees are cool. =)

[JLuan1994]

haha, that song at the end was pretty kewl, it reminded me of fort minor's song...forgot wich one....o.o

[Brittyinsane]

Aw man, I took a picture of a grow pony to send to Chris. D: Guess that would be stupid now.

[GAismyname]

haha

did this video have to be 6 minutes long or something ?? what's up with the 20 seconds of odd music @ the end ?

[ishottheroflcopter]

i was one of the 2 who bought tickets! the show was great!

[kealiiballao]

Hey, if you can wait for that pony to grow, put it in the microwave for 20 seconds.

[kakashiwithoutmask]

Yes. Hormonal teenagers and rabid crazy cat ladies will steal all of your tuve socks and chicken noodle soup and then begin to paint your house purple. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

[Psymonator]

i love the remixed Fort Minor outro song ^^

[georginabell]

i like news ^-^

that was an unsually long outro??

[Marina031]

OK...THEATAH girl...what is going on in her crotchal area? pause at 2:54.

[Evilwolf95]

your such a perv

[bdriz16]

I <3 MEG THE HAPPY BIRD!!!

[ilovekeane1]

THEATAH!

[biggestfanofavril2]

u used that white cat before

[cpinill]

GO to hell, bird!

[lkoinuchan]

"these kids will hurt you" -omg it's so TRUE! ^^

[MrRibs17]

These kids will hurt you...

LOL

[urbanburglary]

the concept of this show is so original

i love it

[XLilMissKathrynX]

If it's that appalling, why bother looking at it? Get a life.

[splicegrrl]

youtube people, if you are in los angeles, i implore you to go see cwc live. it's amazing and will give you a whole new appreciation for the show (and the man behind it) and even why you like it. go!

[ASDFGH8273927]

I used to love those little growing things... but mine were dinosaurs.

[idividedbyzer0]

backstreet boys!

[jarkson]

glad you wasted more of your time wasting effort into expressing your opinions

[j19872005]

glad you wasted more of your time wasting effort into expressing your opinions... Pot calling the kettle black, douche.

[j19872005]

"glad you wasted more of your time wasting effort into expressing your opinions"

[ProjectZro]

then why the fuck do you watch it?

[0oEmoKitteno0]

hahahaha

how the heck did that reporterguy keep a straight face

[diannallew]

Morton the Dirty Cat!

[Scalez4731]

where did donna go?

[k8lyn89]

yay! I'm so glad you said "all your dreams are dead"

*giggles*

[Mert0587]

<3<3<3

[helliop]

i thought he said grope pony at first, :P

[RocsGirl]

where can i get a grow pony... I would like to send it to a friend's daughter in italy :) She likes ponies. I would like it for myself but maybe i will develop a phobia from watching it grow. :D

[Star3Wars3]

Macs suck

[ProjectZro]

if your gunna say that then at least give reason i would agree with you but the BSD subsystem is the most secure and at this point bullet proof and most of everything (accept windows) uses it, because things like this website are made in linux which *Shocker* runs BSD. i would use macs if they would run windows programs (i kbow they can but virtual windows is a pain in my ass). so please explain why do macs suck

[Star3Wars3]

Try to run some common programs like, you know, a VIDEO GAME? If you want to do that, you have to buy Windows for the piece of shit. Now you have a PC!

[SkynDave]

"Go to hell, bird!"

[xochristine64]

morton! :)

[GatwickSpotting]

not to be rude chris but you have gained some weight.

[kazyroo]

I noticed that too

[augusta8082]

it's the holidays.. who doesn't gain weight around this time of the year?

[mithical87]

Theatah!

[slaterrox23]

hahaha awesome show ^___^

i so wished i lived in LA

cuz i would buy more tickets then 2 =P lol

hahah "buttons make us pretty" =D

[MiiChemicalRomancexx]

youve put on wate

[SoggyCraackers]

I was thinking that too

[xogilmoregirlxo]

yea I thought that too.. but hes still awesome lol

[pierpointcove]

GO TO HELL BIRD!

[scooter8marcus]

i have the exact same breyer as colty!

[Lifeatthesharpend]

Thanks for posting my video Chris. It has been a long hard haul with Moja's recovery of her leg. You should see the cage she was in during the healing time. Life

[krayzgurl18]

haha that guy look so ammused :P

[kollegekid54321]

I love you so much.

Whats the music in the background of the outro??? I want it even more than I want an official Chris Leavins button, or Anti Gay Bear Stalking kit, to quell the burning lust from all those vagrant gay bears out there that you encounter on a daily basis.

Or at least, I do.

What is that song???

[ninapuppyluv]

he made it in garage band

[ballerina1612]

the music is made by "anaheim ballet" at least apart of the song hehe:)

/watch?v=5lCK4jkqQxA

if you're talking about this tune you can find the song in that video's description :)

[ragamuffinmaisie]

Yeah we will >:D

[cutetoiletwater]

when are you coming to new york? you know if you came here you'd be selling more than 2 tickets cause i'd buy one for me and one for each of my cats !

[ghostcamo]

lol i love the horse

[meekakitty]

Great show Chris, one of the best so far!

[silvershots2]

Happy Thanksgiving, Chris

[Stijlistik]

Wow I thought that that reporter is some actor.

He's real? Like omg that's so cool to have him on Chris's show.

[Rizimar]

There are a lot of people from Minnesota sending Chris stuff. That's pretty awesome.

[TwoBritishBastards]

oh my! that bird looks just like mine (as seen in some of our videos) the only difference is, my bird is terrible rude, loud and doesn't like being on camera.

[fishiemae]

Thanks for another entertaining video :D

[allynthegreat]

Paper? What is this paper you speak of?

[ProjectZro]

i dont know but google says its a really thin piece of wood, BUT wikipedia says its what comes out the unusually happy birds ass.

[adam95s]

i would like to watch cute with chris live, but i live no were near you area. could you record you showing?

[mcrroxsmysoxs123]

"Buttons make us pretty" xD

[BenJamminRappaPort]

What was with that remixed version of Remember the Name at the end of the show?

[l0singit]

Looks like Chris gained some weight! it's looks good on ya!

[Emm0r]

lol just what I was thinking! Bit of meat on the old bones isn't so bad ;)

[MVVscarface]

"These kids will hurt you"

lol, thats hilarious

[mikeyp1230]

hahaha ! Come to Philadelphia. I'll come and see you.

[Kinder101]

lol

[killerschnauzer]

Thats my kitty!!!! And for the record his name is Manfred... sighs... oh well. At least he made it on the cute down!!! If you rest your mouse on the photo- it even says Manfred.

[Emm0r]

what a cute/scary kitty :D

[killerschnauzer]

Thank you, he's my pride and joy. He's ten times cuter when he is not wet :P

[jimors1]

With a audience of two the show should be quite intimate. The sound of one hand clapping? Make sure the reporter quotes you correctly and doesn't take editorial license with your profound commentary. Screwy Bird!!! LOL

[TaylorEthan1673]

3:10 lol

[washingtonmusicc]

1:38 GO NWA

[xTwizzlersx21]

haha omg i grew that exact same pony. it got huge. i used cold water but my friend used hot water and hers broke into pieces. haha funny episode.

[intindse]

the ending music is so cool. does anyone know the name?

[lorjuo]

reminds me of fort minor - believe me

[mountaingirl434]

2:55

the horse is not there

[mydonkers]

its flat at the bottom of the cup

ull see it if u looks closely

[Sammerkona]

I'm in love with the girl at 2:54

[newworldview99]

best episode in the last few months! You've found a nice balance between self-promotion and actual entertainment.

[shwhjw]

nice jingle at the end

[sivakasi626124]

Chris looks like he's on birth control pills.

[19Becka]

Oh dear. Morgan is all kinds of creepy.

[19Becka]

err. Morton. Whatever. still creepy, lol.

[StayinAlive69]

The newspaper reporter frightens me.

I think he's planning to kill you too, Chris. ):

You're far too powerful.

[TheXibosian]

GO TO HELL BIRD

[Moonmourner]

lmao nice chris

[elvickRULES]

I want a shirt ;_;

Great show.

[eszterrr]

What the hell is a "newspaper"?

[Personofinterest007D]

LOL! That's f'ing funny!

[vanruddy]

chris looks like he's gained some weight - still funny as f***

[kratosjlv]

I think he is wearing a sweeter and sweeters allways make you look like you gained wieght............... fucking sweeters thats why i don't wear um.

[Kdapro]

You really should come over to the UK =D

[monkeyportrait]

papers made of wood you learn new thinks every day

[Smiley6651]

nice music at the end ;D

dont like the reporter.. hes boring o.ô

[emprise]

COME TO ATL!!!

[PureLtFan]

Let's be friends!!

[thefinewino]

Colty & the reporter at the end cracked me up. I hope he's familiar with the show before showing up, otherwise a little plastic horse on fishing line might look weird.

[killert00thbrush]

The bird sounds like me. Happy that is. =P

[mrsbarkleyofcamelot]

"These kids will hurt you."

YES!

[jiaxiaobo]

Chris - I'm not a 17yr. old girl but I like watching your show and would attend the live shows if they weren't in L.A. and cost <$10. My favorite part of the show is the half-second at the end where you say "with Chris" and point. I don't know why - I laugh every time.

[animefreak3]

lol omg XD

[shortstuff129]

"go to hell bird!"

i want a tiger taco... :(

[kteemal]

I wish I was in LA to see your show...

[WileyCoyote69]

The only thing that concerns me is that the production on this ONE particular episode was a bit sloppy. It's a mystery. There's an audio problem or two, a blurry part, and too much stuff dragging at the end.

Of all the episodes to do it on, the one starring a guy writing about the show seems like a bad time for it to happen. So.. ouch!

[kalsikum]

The audio problem is new, caused by the new "widescreen" youtube player. The blurry part... i don't know but it seems fine to me.

and about starring the poor guy... i kind of pity him lol

[MeanMissC]

Sweet I cant wait and see how big and bulbous your grow a pony gets!

[DrakeMagnum]

I like towels.

[NixuzE]

That reporter is pretty cute. :p

[gutharius]

LOL! Go to hell bird! Brilliant! lol!

[boiswatching]

I want that chainsaw shirt :) I hope you sell more tickets!

[Enthropomorphia]

LOLOL! I loved this episode! :D

[stevensteven327]

the videos got bigger1!!!!

[flickeringember]

its a bigger space to see 'my lord'!

[DeaconSnacks]

Morton is the shiz!

[daz]

funniest ep in a long time loved it

[Ruby2Shoe123]

hahahahaha go to hell bird peaches is sooo cute

[KanyeWestDied2]

Morton will haunt my dreams for eternity

[pianistchicks]

No way, this bird looks exactly like a bird I used to have, and acts exactly the same. He'd always go off on that spiel. Maybe all cockatiels act the same as mine did, but for my sake I'm going to pretend that this is Big Bird (that was his name). I had to sell him to a pet shop cuz I got too busy to give him enough attention. :(

[SpoonyTaco]

i'm actually gonig to LA for thanksgiving. maybe i'll convince my mom to drop me off at your show :P

we'll see ^^

[thinktink91895]

"Go to hell bird." Lmao. nice chris. i am so going to get a shirt for christmas. haha.

[LabRat002a]

Man I am digging that outro song.

[stormcloud847]

yeahh! what is it?

[ibukiZ]

getting a lot of guests on the show with you recently

XD

[jabathehutforprez]

One of your best!

[yuenator]

happy bird!

[jessicafan112233]

3=D

[atbooth7]

NO Chris.

Buttons make YOU pretty.

[eldritchdark]

The music at the end sounds like 'Ganymede' by moonseolnyeo

[dannye60]

Sweet comedy!