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  • Man...he could stand there and verbally berate someone for 15 hours straight and no offense would be taken. The abusee would just be in total awe of what they`re hearing

  • Ownage!

  • God if he played agent smith from the matrix i wouldve been shook in my boots.

  • PERSUADER!! twisted eyes!

  • alec baldwin - eternally underrated.

  • Hear what God of Israel YAHUSHUA-YAHUWAH (Son and Father are ONE) saying to our generation by His chosen prophets: Trumpetcallofgodonline. com ; Letter called "Purify Your Faith, and Come to the Father as It is Written": EXCERPT: "Only in the Bible and through these very Letters, of which I have given to My prophet of the end of this age, shall you find Him and know Him."

    Watch:

    "youtube.com/watch?v=INH-lNUQQ­Zg"

    "youtube.com/watch?v=lutJYDxP6­ys"

    "youtube.com/watch?v=R9ike7PKd­8U"

    Regards.

  • @TrumpetCallofGodLT Jesus never existed. Good day.

  • @TheExtremistModerate WRONG! youtube.com/watch?v=47Vz74Ihxa­E

  • @TrumpetCallofGodLT 1) Broken link.

    2) Jesus never existed.

  • @TheExtremistModerate I think he meant this: watch?v=zrRQqYGf4O0

  • @TopFall I can logically disprove Jesus, as he is a character described by the Bible.

    1) The Bible says he was born when Herod was king.

    2) The Bible says he was born when there was a census in Jerusalem.

    3) Herod died before the said census was taken.

    Therefore, it's impossible for Jesus(The character in the book) to have existed in the real world.

  • @TheExtremistModerate Good points. But myself being a Christian, I understand and know that in no way, shape, or form that the bible is 100% correct. But there is evidence (that you should have seen) proving he was real. You are just to stubborn to believe he does not exist, although I gave you evidence that greatly implies his existence.

  • @TopFall You gave no such evidence.

    In order for the Bible to be taken as fact(it is not), it has to be verifiable. There are far to many contradictions in the Bible(the supposed "word of god") for it to be verifiable. Any proof of much of it will prove false the rest of it. I bring up, again, the contradiction of Jesus. He was supposedly born when Herod was king and when there was a census. Herod died before the census. Therefore, it is impossible for Jesus to have existed.

  • @TheExtremistModerate Not broken link; just copy it to Youtube search!

  • 30 rock brought me here

  • Rob Lowe brought me here.

  • the way he manages to put so much contempt into the name "dennis" is amazing

  • Press 9 for the quote you all really watched this video for

  • Dennis got fucking told.

  • GOD CAN'T FLY AMERICAN AIRLINES ANYMORE

  • Yeah, a Greek God.

  • Only Alec Baldwin can say "Fuck You!" so vitriolically and disguise it by saying "DENNIS!"

  • i'm watching this for a Full Sail University assignment right now

  • My drama teacher nailed this!

  • Ask God how many shots of bourbon he had before he cut me open.

  • Go ahead and read you bible DENNIS!! Love this film although not reviewed well.

  • I was eating lunch at MacArthur Park (Los Angeles) and saw Alec walk across the lake, uploaded it and YouTube removed it!

  • He's represented by Santa Claus

  • Heheheheh...Sandy Cohen.

  • 1:08 haha itá awesome how he can diss a guy by simply saying his name

  • IAMGOD

  • House has jack shit on Alec Baldwin.

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  • I am God.

  • God has an Alec Baldwin complex

  • @Akimball1969 Nuh-uh....thats just what they want you to think....the real truth is, both God and Alec Baldwin have a Chuck Norris complex. But get this: Chuck does not want to be either one of those guys. He's still deciding whether he wants either of them around. Hence, you dont see God around too much.....and it aint Alec Baldwin he's hiding from. ;D

  • Sounded like he snuck in an "a"

    Sounded like he said, "I am a God" really quickly

  • Sometimes I wish for a whole movie filled with actors like this. Then I remember that I would probably die from the excitement.

  • That last line is so unnecessary. He spent so much time spelling it out.

  • wtf? God complex...me?

    I AM GOD...WORSHIP MY ENORMOUS BRAIN AND UNFEASIBLY LARGE PENIS XD

  • i dont always drink, but when i do...

    i drink Dos Equis.

  • you go ahead and real your bible, DENNIS! owned.

  • Everyone knows Cthluhu is god.

  • Please get me another doctor , I dun feel safe with him:(

  • I am the most interesting man in the world.

  • @Coilz0r Interesting comment.

  • Did you guys hear what I just heard?

    I have a doctorate in some medicine that i'm going to make sound extremely complicated so I can sound cool

    blah blah blah religion

    I am an egotisitical prick who talks down to the world because I am god

  • @Genralix Really? Christfag. -_-

  • @jedihm2 they see me trollin

    they hatin

  • @TheTrippybutterfly why the fuck are you replying to yourself you fucking moron???... fuck you and your imaginary friend 'God" stop judging me asshole, you don't know me so don't jump to your stupid conclusions, you wish so badly that you were me so shut the fuck up and keep your jealous hater comments to yourself.... THERE IS NO GOD, DEAL WITH IT AND STOP SPREADING YOUR RELIGIOUS HATE, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CLAIM TO BE DIVINE, BUT IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT CRUELY JUDGE IN THE NAME OF 'GOD'

  • @mamakunem Thank you for pointing that out, sir. Religion sucks ass.

  • @mamakunem Well said! Trippy Butter Fly! You were just OWNED!

  • He's right though. All xtians who think otherwise shouldn't seek medical attention if they think prayer works so damn well.

  • alec baldwin is not god

  • Alec Baldwin = true gangsta.

  • I came here looking for Wooldor Sockbats quote from Drawn Together.

    To be honest, I think the wacky whatchamacallit delivered it better!

  • Apparently all it takes to be God is "never being sick at sea."

  • I'd love to meet someone who thinks this way.

  • @keepyoursanity I fucking think that way and even better! (look at my nickname!!)

  • And I'm never ever sick at sea... "Never?" No never. "NO NEVER!!" Well... hardly ever... hardly ever ever sick at sea...

  • @Powershift3r  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best comment I've read in years. Thank's for the laugh, Sir !

  • He and Gordon Gekko are my favorite 80s drama villains. But Gordon Gekko is still the better SOB

  • @TheTrippybutterfly You just did.

  • @TheTrippybutterfly nope, I'm wasn't raised a catholic and I am an atheist.... btw. you are hilarious, no seriously, I'm not being the least bit sarcastic... keep doing what you're doing, you're a real winner and someday you'll find someone that actually thinks you have a sense of humor and a brain.

  • Agreed.he is god.begging a deity is a waste of time

  • "...I AM God."

    Me:

    look pal, i have no idea how talented you are or how good your grades were but at the end of the day you still sit on a toilet, spread your "godly" ass-cheeks and take a nice warm solid dump... like the rest of us.

  • This is precisely how I feel every day.

  • he's never ever sick at sea..

  • @maede44 What, never?

  • @maede44 I don't get it

  • @maede44 And he's impervious to alcohol :-)

  • "Ok, so yes. *checks 'YES' on form*"

  • I am god too! We can all be Gods!

  • brilliant acting

  • Tone it down, sir.

    You are an over-actor.

  • Jesus Christ didn't need to go to Medical School. I beg to Differ Mr. Baldwin...........

  • @VentureCapitalist202 oh spare us your pontificating claptrap. it's a fucking movie you fool.

  • @WaltHawtin Why do you have to curse? I know it's a movie I was just messin around. SMH.......

  • @VentureCapitalist202 Med schools don't admit fictional people.

  • @VentureCapitalist202 jesus is a character in a fictional book.... a real life doctor with the credentials that Mr Baldwin has in the movie is really a 'God' who performs documented miracles... I beg to differ, Mr dickhead.

  • @mamakunem You have no class, Why must you call me names? State your opinion respectfully you fool!

  • @VentureCapitalist202 you just called me a name you hypocrite... wow, you are a smart one....i'll state my opinion however I please, and please you don't be a fool yourself, there is no such thing as 'class' on youtube... and you should've know better than to make that first lame comment... bye bye, take care, sayonara. fuck off.

  • @mamakunem Zzzzzzzzz.....................

  • @VentureCapitalist202 yeah, go sleep with jesus.

  • @mamakunem

    It's not just any fictional book we're talking about here. It's a bestseller. xD

  • Excellent performance...

    The subtle inflections in his voice without needing to accentuate them with hand gestures is great.

  • wonderful....

  • Love this.

  • This makes me want to get an ms from harvard just so I can say this

  • Cool movie...cooler clip...COOLEST CHICK!

  • he's right on all parts

  • Isnt it pathetic that belief is justified by the question of "what happens when you die"? No surprise because religion has always served as the gap between what we could comprehend and what we couldn't...the unknown.

    Religious notions are ALL based upon fear of the unknown and it has always manipulated societies through carefully organized distribution of, but more so the suppression of natural truth.

    Its a massive social control mechanism. It keeps everyone on the reservation.

  • @TimsFriedDough240 LOL. Good tie in.

  • perhaps one the greatest scenes of all time!

  • Amen! :D

  • good acting

  • oh my BALDWIN i believe in BALDWIN ;oo

  • I get pristine grades.

    I never cry.

    I hold more secrets than anyone can count.

    I am kind to those who deserve it.

    I am never judgemental.

    I can spell prestidigitation and disestablishmentarianism on my first try.

    Let me tell YOU something, I AM GOD.

    (lol this was interesting and easy to do)

  • You call yourself a doctor you son of a bitch? Always be closing you fuckin faggots. Great actpr

  • I got left back three times before reaching the fifth grade

    I got fired on my day off, twice.

    It takes me two hours to cook minute rice.

    Even in 90 degree heat, I get cold feet.

    You ask me if I have a God complex

    Let me tell ya something, I AM GOD

  • I had a B- average in high school

    I got arrested in my 2nd year of college for possession of narcotics

    It took me an extra semester of school to graduate

    I couldn't get a decent job till I was 26

    I didn't move out of my parents house till I was 27

    You ask me if I have a God complex

    I AM GOD

  • @Blueshirts07 not bad

  • @Blueshirts07 everyone can have a god complex... but not everyone can claim to be like god...

  • In your face all of you Holier than thou folks!

  • So.... short answer: Yes.

  • I cant say that makes me an atheist. That is a protectionist deflection by the followers. I will say that I can definitely see that the practices, thoughts and actions of the religious have made no ground in improving humanity. It seems more about projecting one's own narcissism through an unseen detached deity concept.

    There should be just one speck of proof by now and not this continuous anticipation of a reward (rapture).

    Faith-basis rationalizes the non-existence of truth/proof/facts.

  • @03030303 While you have a good point, there are simply things nobody can "prove". For instance, even the most substantial of proof can be argued if done correctly. I Myself Am not religious but I do have a vast understanding of this universe and our place within it. Tell me, how does one prove God exists when it's technically impossible to prove God does not exist? Also, in order to prove something you must understand what you are trying to prove. What is God? That is your question is it not?

  • @MatthewAvello

    I have a problem with pushing this image of a humanistic male detached authoritative ruler. All that exists is literature that claims things. By now there should be evidence of such a detached, supreme, male, humanistic conscious entity.

    If I can ONLY be directed to words in a grouping of certain books, I find that absolutely unacceptable in any rational attempt to grasp truth. Chapters and verses prove NOTHING.

  • @MatthewAvello

    Nevertheless, I cannot see evidence ot a net positive gain from those who accept monotheistic religious notions.

    In fact, I see more oppression by the hands of those claiming to be believers of monotheistic doctrine as evidenced by their own imitation of the supremacist deity that they follow.

    In other word, I see people "being like (their) God" in their wrath upon non-believers, aka gentiles, infidels, pagans, heathens, etc.

  • @03030303 Accepting that others believe and accepting for your own beliefs are two separate things entirely. It is the better human who can allow others to live as they are and to respect the choices of their kindred species than to live with malice and discontent with the drive to destroy all that opposes your own personal findings. It's funny actually, we are all an image of our ideal of God. It's an absolute truth that all mankind seeks perfection and evolution. That is but a simple truth.

  • @MatthewAvello

    Indeed. It would ALL be cool if ones did not impose upon others. But with institutional religion, it is impossible not to. That is because the basis of institutional religion is to instill a sense of elitism/hierarchy. In order to maintain this elevated projection upon a pedestal above others, there must be occurrences that exemplify this "being better than". This is not just implemented through religion. Class, gender and race use the same formula.

  • @MatthewAvello

    Specifically addressing your point about what I or others believe, we have all been instilled with what to believe. Theism (and atheism) are social applications. Either we conform to societal dictations of divinity or we reject them. The argument of atheism being the default is flawed because we are not in a non-theistic vacuum. Whether we believe or not, we have have been bombarded by our particular culture's institutional version of divinity and its relative religion.

  • @03030303 I see your point, these are definitely valid statements. However, you must not forget that we are creators and inventors by nature. We created these social applications as you put it and thus can create others as well. We are only limited by our ability to imagine. There is much more to existence, life, love and emotion than can be summed up in any one or conglomerate of religious sects. It is not as simple as accept pre-conceived religions or reject, that is closed minded. Be free.

  • @MatthewAvello

    Agreed. And your points make sense as conveyed to me as an individual...sure enough. But again, I do not live in a vacuum. Unfortunately, a characteristic of society is to regulate. I am easily identified if I am "above" the norm or "beneath" it. Too often, our imagination and expressions through art and literature have been censored by the organized religion. Many famous artists and free-thinkers have been incarcerated and executed. My indictment is against religion.

  • @MatthewAvello

    Going back to the Alec Baldwin statement. Only through religious doctrine is it incomprehensible what he meant by "I am God". If we truly understood the reality, we would clearly see that Mother Teresa and Schindler were as much "God" as Stalin and Hitler.

    If you are in for surgery, they ask YOUR religious preference. I don't ever recall the hospital giving you a choice of surgeons who are of that religious affiliation. Many jews have been saved by gentiles and vice versa.

  • @03030303 I agree that there are structural issues with doctrinated religions, however they do serve a purpose. Some people need a sense of false hope to continue with their lives. For instance someone with cancer may latch onto a belief in a higher power to strengthen their will to survive, or ease the thoughts of death. It's sort of a defense mechanism. Choosing a surgeon the way you are asking makes no sense to me personally. Why would it matter what religion they have if any?

  • @03030303 That would be like having an issue with a surgeon because they are spanish, or homosexual or obese, or if they have diabetes. I don't think any of that would matter to a sane person.

    Also I do agree with your point about mother theresa and stalin/hitler. It is difficult for people to comprehend that they themselves are the creator of such a diety when in most common belief God is the creator of man. However, for people to understand the universe they must abolish pre-conceived belief

  • @MatthewAvello

    Yes...and you mentioned a SANE person. And you mentioned pre-conceived belief.

    My observations and experience has shown me that the two do not mix.

    Although it can be argued that science is flawed, at least it welcomes/requires inexhaustible attempts to validate. I cannot say the same for faith-basis. It seems it relies on a person stopping short of grasping fact/truth. That simply has not been enough to satisfy my inquisitive mind.

    Hey, BTW, great discussion!

  • @03030303 Exactly

  • @Solomonreborn

    “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

    Then he is not omnipotent.

    Is he able, but not willing?

    Then he is malevolent.

    Is he both able and willing?

    Then whence cometh evil?

    Is he neither able nor willing?

    Then why call him God?”

    Epicurus - BC 341-270

  • @TEAMLEGENDARYGO

    God/the true self transcends ego.

    Ego is the source of evil.

    So covet nothing for the mind of ego does not comprehend the true self.

    And what is real can never be lost, destroyed or stolen.

  • The application of a "God" dictatorial authority, be it by political policy and/or holy writ is the basis for the destrcction of humanity.

    It is what America wants to project as the issues with Moslems, yet is unwilling to look in the mirror...slavery and invasion of "pagan" lands come to mind.

    All inhumane acts throughout history have been done under a policy of having the divine (hierarchical) authority to do so.

  • Classic speech, fucking Epic.

  • damm he is god!

  • I JUST LOVE THE COMMENTS, I would read all of them if I had the time, they make my day even more than the actual video. Omg, I crack up at the brilliancy of certain viewers. LOVE

  • We are God

  • 0:25 - God DAMN she looks good!

    Why the hell would Tommy Cruise missile want to leave that hottie?

  • are you god because you shit stinks? or are you god because your imperfections are endless?

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  • that was fucking awesome

  • hey Batman! Where is Robin?? =))

  • What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn God.

  • Some ppl say tht they dont believe in god unless he appears rite in front of them.. Umm sorry to say but what makes them think tht they are even worth it? for GOD such a powerful being to need to prove it to them which is considered as nothing compared to god? god doesnt need you to believe god, in fact it doesnt even affect god. So, if you belive god, great! but if you dont.. honestly, it doesnt affect anything.

  • @dOnnOnOthin God is omnipotent, which means that it should take an infinitesimally small amount of effort to appear before someone and prove his existence once and for all. God is benevolent, which means that he *should* prove his existence in order to save people from being condemned to an eternity of hell.

    And yet he never does this. Why? Is it because he is not all-powerful? Is it because he is not kind and loving? Or is it because he does not exist at all?

    I choose the third option.

  • @PetercAW There are so many proof tht god exist. Thats how i see it. I live the way i will, and die with what i believe.

  • @dOnnOnOthin See, this is the way that nearly all arguments with theists go. You show them that their god is illogical, and then they retreat into the position of "I have faith, you can't argue with me" as though that somehow means they didn't lose the argument. It's kind of annoying to know that there are people out there who are more willing to ignore the facts than find the truth.

  • @PetercAW i just dont wanna talk to you.

  • @dOnnOnOthin That's fine with me.

  • @PetercAW A being beyond comprehension is non logical, not illogical.

  • @Rensune Well, if you want to believe that your god is exempt from all logic and reason, go ahead. I'm not exactly sure why you would choose to believe in something like that, but I'm severely lacking in "faith" so I wouldn't understand anyway.

  • @PetercAW You misunderstand me. I am not saying such a being is unreasonable, but outside of your ability to reason (as we are beyond the comprehension of single celled organisms, so too would such a being be above us.) As there are 10 confirmed dimensions, (with another suspected four) who is to say that a being that could exist on all those dimensions, in all points of time, throughout all of space, would be comprehended by ANY human?

  • @dOnnOnOthin; There is no proof. Not one minuscule piece of evidence. Sorry. It doesn't bother me that you're religious, but you can't honestly believe there's any actual proof. There's no more proof that your God exists than there is that the Big Bang actually happened. It's pure speculation. Answers that are made up in place of ones we can't find. Also, just because you believe in God, doesn't mean there is one. Beliefs are fine, just don't try to make them facts. Enjoy your day, sir.

  • @PetercAW if he proved his existance what would be the meaning of faith?

  • @dannyboy12357 'The meaning of faith' is, and always will be, 'gullible'. That is the actual definition in the dictionary.

  • The whole monetary system of this country is based on the faith each person has that the american dollar is worth what it's worth. Without that faith America would fall apart. Thanks to all those so called "gullible" citizens.

  • @dannyboy12357 I don't understand what the point of faith is. I mean, if believing things without evidence is such a good thing, how do you even determine what to have faith in and what not to have faith in? If the existence of both God and unicorns is unproven, why can't I believe in unicorns and not believe in God?

  • @PetercAW What you believe and don't believe is you're business. But I choose to have faith in the things I believe in, regardless if they are provable or not. I can't prove the universe is infinite but I believe it is infinite and have faith in my belief that it is indeed infinite.

  • @dOnnOnOthin "god doesnt need you to believe god, in fact it doesnt even affect god"

    what pray tell then, is the situation with atheists and hell, if god doesnt care where or not he is believed in?

  • @fintaneh praying is to show that you respect, appreciate god, ask for help. There are so many reasons. Also, i did not say god does not care, i said it does not affect god if you do not believe but it affects you. Just bcos they do not believe in god, doesn't mean there isn't one.

  • @dOnnOnOthin oh sorry no the phrase 'pray tell' just means 'please tell me'...i wasnt saying anything about prayer. Okay so if it doesnt affect him and if he doesnt need people to believe him, why does he punish people who don't believe in him with hell?

  • BANG......YOU'RE DEAD. No you're not GOD.

  • @IsraeliteMessenger BANG... YOU EXIST. No you're not GOD.

  • @IsraeliteMessenger

    BANG...I KILLED YOU. I AM GOD.

    BOOM...I NUTTED IN MY WIFE...A CHILD WAS BORN. I AM GOD.

    AND SO IS SHE.

  • No doubt Alec is great,,,however why do i feel like I'm watching a different version of his Glenn-gary speech

  • "Arrogance has to be earned" Dr. Gregory House. Baldwin certainly has.

  • you ask me if i have a god complex. let me tell you something ... I AM GOD

    AWESOME CLICK 9

  • love it!

    

  • Wow this guy is just like me but i'm more handsome, articulate, intelligent and amazing

  • @Shadowfanification And I bet you're MUCH more modest!

  • but your a faaaaaaag

  • @Shadowfanification lol. you wish, buddy.

  • 45 gods dont agree with alec

  • @MrHowTOPro you should remember my name ...coz some day you'll begging asking for my help to ur ill father ...coz i'll create something to treat people ,no body in this world can make it , you know why , because i am god...

    and u will certainly remember my name when u hear it in the Guinness book as the richest man in the world...and we will see then who will finally laugh...(slave)

  • "I am God." O.O Holy fuck

  • this is such an amazing speech.

  • chills

  • i got 95% in my high school

    i got excellent degrees in my first and second years in medical school, very good in my third year...

    i got the first place in my college in the first aid emergency course...

    i did a surgical procedure before graduation from my medical school...

    actually, i am the god of gods...

  • God has a Chuck Norris complex...sorry couldn't help myself had to write that.

  • @PaladinConstantin okay? What does that have to do with me wanting to live a simple life and not want to stress over litte sweats like you? May Satan Bless you.

  • @PaladinConstantin A simple life where I can occasionally joke around and not have to read and take into consideration serious replies.

  • @PaladinConstantin You're right. You're special.

  • I know too many people who have this attitude. Way too funny. 

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