Joel Bauer talking about some guy

[ryanhayn]

Was this guy fired from Fox News? Sounds like it.

[Fabethebabe11]

Stop spinning around and stop lying

[butterflysoda]

It sure would have been a lot been a lot better if the rotation would have stopped for more than a few seconds....I don't think this adds any character to the message. It is bad practice.

[Wilbur665]

Or, was it greenscreen?

[Shlowdawg]

"whats with the spinning?"

"Ahh man what? that? OH THE SPINNING!?! its for effect. what do you do for effect!?!"

[kwalovermick]

ever heard of network 21 moron

[SacredSocietyAP]

Anyone with 2 cents of brains can see this guy is full of shit..He reminds me of a door to door salesman.

[cesarfreak]

This is a real life version of the Dad character from Little Miss Sunshine sans character arc.

[Fabethebabe11]

You must look like such an idiot spinning around by a fountain talking to a camera

[albert12o2]

you spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round...round...round...

[nejixdragon]

@albert12o2 he's actually spinning left ;)

[Sycken]

Hey, dildo, stop spinning around and give me one of your business cards!

[savagecabage]

who that crazy over there talking to his camera..

[SynikaI]

"He'll know exactly how to position you....up the ass."

Quote from video. Really.

[MrKfetter]

This is the kind of guy that lead the US economy to the dumps. This is what Americans produce these days: Bullshit, grade A.

[savagecabage]

@MrKfetter thats exactly what scares me about douchbags like this

[Iandown559]

yo camera is crap

[giselaloscher]

he is hypnotizing you guys that don't want to be persuade jajajajajajajaja

[usatennisproff]

this "all new" Joel Bauer slow spin dance will sweep the nation!!!!

* Act now, and we'll include a second dance routine "Free".......

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[chasefilming]

psyco

[XenuTrippin]

Herp Derp

[bigGaza1]

i would not buy anything from capitalist scum like this jerk off.

[vananhdo]

I thought this guy was describing God before looking at the title.

[stickhrk]

in the lives of whooo????

[backpayne2007]

The guy at the counter: "quit talking and buy some f--king coffee or get out!"

[cst20396]

This dude is a fucking loser. Hey, dude. YOU SUCK !!

[ecco419]

@cst20396 Yes, Because this his Joel Bauers OFFICIAL Youtube Page...

[frenchpet]

Hurp durp NPL generates sales hurp durp (WRONG)

[garbnzgh]

it must have been awesome for anyone in the hotel lobby to watch as he filmed this: a loud and confident man spinning slowly by himself with arm outstretched, talking to himself.

[JoeyStones13]

wow i hate this guy

[eggbertsmith]

He's wants to position someone in the right way, and then load his pipeline? Doesnt the bible say.....that's a crime punishable by death? FILTHY GAYISM! STOP THE GAYISM! This is gay porn masquerading as motivational speaking! You dang queer!

[Artsev]

Gimme yo business card guy

[umar699]

LOL...the business card guy...

[ALIENJUGGERNAUT]

Lol, this is making me a lil seasick

[Sycken]

hey, tool, stop spinning and give me one of your business cards!

[ChocolateExplosion]

Isn't he the guy who punched Snookie?

[HintsV2]

What does Dane guarantee? What does joel's spinning guarantee? It sounds like crap, it is crap -.- (don't take me too serious)

[tripillthreat]

He aught to fire his cameraman.

Get it?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[AukolMarketing]

Can i pursuade you to use oiprint com?? I've been with them for years and have never had a problem. Price and Quality is what matters.. They print business cards on 16pt card stock Full image quality for like 25.00.. Postcards are like 60.00 for a thousand.. Does that kind of Price pursuade?

[TheConciseStatement]

...others?

I think someone's unloading their pipeline right here.

[supersonic060]

haha bull crap..

[touchsmart0]

and let me guess the guy who your talking about just perswaided you to buy that camera and now your using it to talk about him, am i right???

[touchsmart0]

did anyone notice the guy at 0:24 is literaly doing nothing... just standing there like a zombie

[NotoriousPimp24]

@touchsmart0 yeah, he's a bartender

[css1323]

@touchsmart0 lmao! Good catch. The guy at 0:24 looks like a freakin' NPC.

[stiglianoj]

This guy is fun!

[BrianEZimmermanCom]

There's something nuts about you, but way kick ass. I'm going to your seminar. Your weird I like weird. Thanks

[dentunes]

You love the leader....

[cj3022]

bob saget

[hjkninja]

wtf is he talking about

[14589sumedh]

@hjkninja i doubt you will ever get an answer for that question...no one can give it to you. you got to find it out for yourself ..coz no one really knows...lol

[sackrotch]

he had like ten drinks and shot this video

[zarghroth]

the bartender is like: wtf did i wake up to

[MRshadowsk8er]

I was just at that hotel. :/

[Capeau]

blablablabla

[CanineFaeces]

He's a fucking tool. You don't spend the money until you make the money, and then you only spend a percentage of it.

[smokehouseflannigan]

you're going to load your pipeline (lol)

[14589sumedh]

who the fuck are these 61 people...how can someone like this crap

???

[Mrlowgoal]

@14589sumedh 67.

[BloodWraith510]

If I ever saw some guy talking to a camera about shit that makes no sense at all while spinning in some random hotel lobby for 2 minutes straight, I would shit bricks.

[ecco419]

WHAT DO YOU DO GUARANTEED?

[alreno76]

I like Joel but this is crap - he's just a carnival barker in a suit - come on simpletons - he's good off the cuff - that's not hard to learn.

[TheKevnp]

this Dane guy must have a big cock, and joel bauer must be sucking it

[ChristianGS]

he's so successful he's holding his own camera.

[miamimagicians]

@ChristianGS Yeah and you can see its a super high def expensive camera too!

[metull666]

That dude at the desk was like "I fucking hate this job, and this asshole spinning around talking bullshit to his camera just cinched it. I fucking QUIT."

[Mostopholes]

This joke was only funny when watching the first video. 

[bigsunman]

i think Joel Baur is hovering

[kimvellore]

Shakespear will shake in his grave listening to Spinbauer.

[Idrivethe405]

Is the camerawork really necessary?

[retardedandcrazy]

WHY IS HE SPINNING!?!?!?!?!

[myfreakinchannel]

hes not spinning... the world revolves around him

[14589sumedh]

@myfreakinchannel  no way....only chuck can do that.. no one else can....

[Erictexas09]

@myfreakinchannel I'm not gonna lie, I'm impressed with the creativity of that comment. hahaha

[Kurtiskurtical]

Dane Shakespeare will nurse your children, feed your chickens and file your taxes so you can be better positioned in the market place. 0:34

[zapatac1]

THE WORD REVOLVES AROUND HIM!

[bucketpants02]

Rotation...rotation...rotation o golly this makes it cool !!!

[AnonymouslyElected]

''I'd be a lot wealthier than I am today''

Way to brag, fag.

[Rhotoku]

Joel Bauer can sell 99 cents for a dollar

[throwingKNIVESatkids]

why the fuck is he going in circles :@

[ReadMyCommentBitch]

this man sold my blind mother a painting

for double the asking price

[KillaTtheboss]

what a toolbox

[XuliusCaesar]

I'd pay to watch a crowd this douchebag generated line up and take 1 clean punch each at him.

[Rewinder22]

lol teh immortal guy speaks so slow wen they fast forwarded it you could see the world rotate around him and at 0:17 you can here a cave man

[Q8Pirate]

Chadwardenn

[julianwhitee]

25 years...

[GreenGold33]

he wrote on book on persuasion?  lol

[AntaresBFJX]

lol load ur pipe-line

[aBigPurpleDiamond]

You people obviously have no clue about business & marketing your a bunch of wanna be's!! Joel KNOWS what he's talking about!!!

[ur1adopted]

who would publish this dicks books?

[MikeDudeo]

i bet the guy in the back at the bar is like..." fuck my life -_-"

[alsal2007]

this guy full off shit they should possion him on all fours and shuve a brooom stick up his ass

[XuliusCaesar]

@alsal2007 shuve? possion? full off shit?

english as a second language?



[shawn3975]

Did he say I was gonna load my pipeline?

[Ether165]

for such a persuasive guy, i didnt care enough to finish this video... peace

[kanezaki]

So dean is basicly a pimp?

[ScubaSteve228]

How much persuasion did it take your hair stylist to convince you to get that haircut? 

[Scampfarmer]

This is what it's like talking to Joel Bauer. He pulls you close to him and starts spinning you around him for no fucking reason. I'd be terrified.

[manwolfy2]

shup up and give me you damn card you devoted your life too

[Sakamachi25]

he's filming this thing as if he's in the process of selling a used car and failing a sobriety test at the same time. whirr whirr around some more ya d-bag.

[yagneshraviteja]

i'll rememebr ur name 

[JAB63096]

Joel Baur, set yourself on fire, and jump down a well. Where was your huge ego when we needed something to plug up bp's oil spill?

[ludacris474]

Can i have one of your cards assHOLE!!!?!?!?1 ,;'rhujfgo0[ u[ ;nsj

[LetzRideOrDie]

Enable your costumers.. His Next Book,

[Frug4l]

Holy shit that's the Crown Royale Hotel in Concord, CA!

[grkblazer15]

he said load your pipeline XD

[MRBLINGSTAR69]

dude this guy might look stupid but this guy could sell pork to muslims power great great stuff if you want to learn

[nickeroo]

@MRBLINGSTAR69 People would only ever buy of this man to stop him talking, that or shoot him.

[gamingcultist]

i can see how this guy is succesful, something about his voice king of draws you in. its kind of creepy when i think about it

[heartrock83]

i want for you to not be alive !

[pixonu]

I love being positioned and having my pipeline loaded.

[fromdaghettowithlove]

Is high? Or just in a world where apparently where theres this Pedo named Dane Shakespeare, who spins the world

[Wulfman317]

Personally I have my doubts about whether this Dane Shakespeare person really exists. But I guess It's a better name than Fakey McFakerton.

Joel Bauer makes people up! GUARANTEED!

[sebisfun]

funny but so full of his own shit. basically yo ure a salesman.. like a pyramid seller! wanken!! your life is a joke;........!!! good luck!!! no one else gives a fuck!! LOSER!

[spartan716]

lmao at the guy behind the bar hes prob thinkin, wtf is this guy talkin about hahaha

[conceitarturo]

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUCHE!

[electrojones]

Laddies and Junnlemun, Dane Shyakesparr, uhmayzin hyumun bane!

[mattjddonaghue]

AAARRRGGHH STOOOPPP SPPIINNNNNIINNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[Anonymiter]

He reminds me of Jeff Goldblum... its a possibility for casting when they make this guys life story a Lifetime made for Tv movie!!

[Anonymiter]

@Anonymiter PS: He beats his wife...

[TheKslav7120]

is that a new marketing technique?? spin in a circle while holding a camera. What took hime 20years to find out??? spin with a camera UP, DOWN AND AROUND LOL

[Cristiachio]

the world spins around him =))

[Faylien64]

o.o This is giving me a headache.

[ruegge1]

people pay more attention to him rotating then what hes talking about.... VERY EFFECTIVE>>> GUARANTEED

[ddov878]

he took as much time with his business card as he did with this video

[sabrefilmscouk]

I got my leg caught on this roundabout - Guaranteed!

[sethpoohbottom]

He is not rotating - he is positioning!

[mmongo55]

i thought he builds crowds

[pierocks30]

i bet people thought he was a crazy guy there bcause he was standing in the middle of the floor rotating and talking loudly into a camera

[tpeasetiger]

He wishes he found him 20 years earlier because he'd have been able to design his business card faster.

[tpeasetiger]

I know how to be a positive influence in someone's life already, BY BEING MYSELF. I also know how to tell someone who I am, BY BEING MYSELF.

[PleasantMonkeyClips]

Stop rotating!!!!

[MrTibiafan]

jessus much lol

[tsuikjoshiomatsu]

i mean WHAT THE HELL IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

he didn't said anything, BULLSHIT PEOPLE

they get paid for talking nonsense

[Shutter2929]

What a Fucking douchebag!

[LatestUFOSightings]

This guy is funny lol I doubt he takes himself seriously.

[firuinthehouse]

you filmed that shit on rollerskates ? amazing, respect :))

[Koffsky]

He must like to spin around when going on fucking retarted tangents and schtuff

[RathofHardyz]

at no charge i'd be punching him in the face

[wizardman02]

this guy could sell 50 cents for a dollar

[ADAMSONOFMAN1]

joel bauer could sell a swimming pool to a black man.

[en10]

@ADAMSONOFMAN1 LOLLLLLLLLLL

[odensmeadhorn]

Well Joel I gotta tell you this may be the first time that I have ever wanted to reach through the screen and slap the shit out of someone... Now was that the power of persuasion at work or are you just an annoying cunt?

[martinez00]

lulz at the video description

[Faygo069]

I feel like his name is really Dane Shakespeare because of how beautiful and amazing this Dane guy sounds.

[GuardianMike]

that guy is very annoying

[nitsua96]

I can't believe I watched even five seconds of this tool.

[uodet]

did anyone see the bartender behind him?

everyone left the area.

Is this guy loud or what?

[kenbo420]

why the hell is he spining in circles lol

[ShawnyMc]

why not

[awwwwnaaaa]

this guy can't sell ice to eskimos. i can. i guarentee it!

[solidinformant]

Joke fail

[ShawnyMc]

bahahahaha

[AmAxel35]

GUARANTEED! What do any of YOU do guaranteed?

[KillARadee]

I fuck your mother... Guaranteed.

[jtropeano]

SUCH a dick!

[Thraknar123]

He's gonna load your pipeline

[redneckcaseyjones]

I positioned your mom in right way

[colinshark]

I think I shit in my chair I didnt mean to

i dont know wat to do

WHAT WEBSTE IS THIS WO CAN I CONTACT????

[DeathbySasquatch]

DIZZY.

[meganslive]

This guy is douche. Feel sorry for people buying his crap

[NoSlow78]

This guy sold my mom our 1979 Buick Regal at a used car lot in 88.

[PPT4ever]

lolz

your mom is a sucker!

[matroosjes]

This guy is an idiot.

[hurting]

So this guy basically just pitches other pitchmen?

[brseyfert123]

i may have thrown up from motion sickness while watching

[oOllC4LLUMllOo]

Dude, maybe you should use your fantastic buisness card to stop yourself spinning? And maybe if you had contacted Dane 20 years ago it wouldn't have taken so damn long to design your buisness card. I'm just sayin'.

[ElPunkAdolorido]

Can Dane Shakespeare stop his spinning motion?

[Sycken]

This video has the best comments ever! I can't stop laughing!

[swny90]

fakest gayest shithead ever

[OkibaGhostway]

He isn't rotating, the world revolves around him.

[RaynorX]

lol, well said

[slojam81]

God I want Dane Shakespeare to load my pipeline

[andisetsfire]

hey dickhead....stop roating and send me one of your buisnesscards...