I remember when i ate pork scratchings one time and it had hair sticking out of it from what i can only summise was pigs hair. Never touched it again.
Actually this is a good point. Why are people who took drugs, people who did nasty shit when they were young, but happened to partially recover, being celebrated. What about the people who were good ALL their lives? People who didn't take any drugs in the first place
i'm from germany and over here nobody appreciates alan . And it is absolutely impossible to translate himso i have to laugh on my own . It 's funnier than anything we have here so thank you for the video
I have the same problem. I try to show it to friends in Norway, but no one understands it. They just look at me funny shaking their head while I'm trying not to explode from laughing.
lynn's being submerged this week for her sins, literally
BucketfulOfFruit 4 months ago
because he lived on a different wing
MrMunstar1 5 months ago
What does happen if you just eat crisps?
hifromrich 6 months ago
needless to say i am sooooo a christian
UhClaire 8 months ago
do you slow down for car crashes?
adammm1 8 months ago
Reflection of the camera crew at 9:02
antbubb 1 year ago
@antbubb well spotted, that was textbook.
AlexisCapri 11 months ago 5
you really have got a lot of issues
yeah, of what car magazine
belisariusorb 1 year ago 2
"Randy Mc Knob!..."
SandrineSoprano 1 year ago
I remember when i ate pork scratchings one time and it had hair sticking out of it from what i can only summise was pigs hair. Never touched it again.
ShroudedFury 1 year ago
Dave were recently playing series two, but they censored it to such an extent that they didn't even show this final episode. Wankers
LantsTaeRee 1 year ago
the radio woman is that cat-flap from knowing me knowing you
MrOregona230 1 year ago
What...put the horse in a room with some magazines?
superhamzah85 1 year ago
Actually this is a good point. Why are people who took drugs, people who did nasty shit when they were young, but happened to partially recover, being celebrated. What about the people who were good ALL their lives? People who didn't take any drugs in the first place
WKaliberr 1 year ago
@WKaliberr. And how about those of us who just kept on taking the drugs? Why doe the lightweights get the book deals?
fistofonan 1 year ago
@WKaliberr Because it'd be really dull reading about some goody Two shoes who didn't push the envelope a little.
chrisnapierutube 1 year ago
@chrisnapierutube Then read about Keith Richards
you either take all the drugs or you take none
people who went sober are cunts
WKaliberr 1 year ago
Do you slow down for car crashes?
mcvitie74 1 year ago
aye ketamine gettin a mention lol
MrRowrow22 1 year ago
needles to say i took drugs LOL
DJFREDHEAD2010 1 year ago
Half of the Gavin and Stacey-gang are in this one. Lovely.
JensGall02 1 year ago
they have funerals with horses and floral tributes which say things like "mum" and "stab"
PeterOwen88 1 year ago
every gesture and word of this man is pure genius !
weaselidiotu 1 year ago 2
The blond, posh lass is fit as fook. Loving the cardigan.
intheTea04 1 year ago
@intheTea04 ha-way, gud call like, she plays dawn in gavin & stacey, i think dawns her name pet
liampw20 1 year ago
have you ever shaved your crackling?
KINGROOSTER45 1 year ago 5
off what car magazine
lukaj69 1 year ago 3
RANDY MACNOB
mistermattstarr 1 year ago 10
@mistermattstarr lmao
covmiss1 1 month ago
drugs up youre ass
warriorsleftnut 1 year ago 2
6:11 :D
noxiousbaz 1 year ago 2
needles to say...I...I took drugs.
04bootd 1 year ago 4
Yeah it's Rebecca Front. She plays Nicola Murray in The Thick of It and plays a few guests on NMKYWAP!
BWFCUCL15 2 years ago 6
my dick is hard as fuck
WKaliberr 2 years ago
hahaha! tobelorone rules! :D
derangedband 2 years ago 5
Never tire of this, many thanks.
Guedingen 2 years ago 8
Splashdown for Lynn is 1500 hours Sunday!
IsoscelesKramer 2 years ago 7
you ever shaved your crackling ? pmsl .....
dundeevibe 2 years ago 4
ketamine is some sick shit, better stick to some xtc, maybe some speed from time to time.
Gocavs1990 2 years ago
Wasn't the other radio presenter the same actress who played the virgin on the Christmas and last ever edition of Knowing Me Knowing you??
SilverShamrock71 2 years ago 3
aka Knowing Me Knowing YULE
SilverShamrock71 2 years ago 2
Randy Mcnob
2009lsfds 2 years ago 8
have you ever shaved your crackling lol mental
64tantrum 2 years ago 5
why drag the horse into it?? LMAO
Seanuk 2 years ago 2
oooooooooooooooo sonias better than my wife
YooBurp 2 years ago
Tara Peter-Frampton-Double-Barrelled-shotgun-Kensington-on-the-horse...
poetry!
Oscar301 2 years ago 7
...specifically Torberone :)))))
tukacper 2 years ago
I cant stand the type of stuck up wench the blonde actress is playing in this clip. This is Alan Gold!
addernoir01 2 years ago
What a funny show! thanks
lostnconfusedone 2 years ago 2
The girlfriend was the mother on Ashes to Ashes.
goombabear 2 years ago
Have you ever shaved your crackling?
Haaa Haaa !!!
staffsmole 2 years ago 5
this is so funny :)
PatisserieCookie 2 years ago 2
There. All-all done. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry.
sec0ndevolution 2 years ago 2
Alan- the interviewers nightmare. Even with Coogan theyd better be on the ball
archeronfoot 2 years ago 5
ever shaved your cracklin? XD
woulda worked better tho if her name was lynn
nobrakesukspeedway 2 years ago 4
"They dont arrest them because, and they're very strict about this; They only slaughter their own".
UnionoftheBrits 2 years ago
ALAN: Cockney, Sonia, is an area of London where criminals live
britishlaw 2 years ago 4
you trying to put me off? two can play at that game *v* *v* *v*
qwertyajb 2 years ago 3
5:22 'Shit!'. Haha! The way he says that is just genius.
Portboy 2 years ago 3
I drove to Dundee in my bare feet.
rosacat1 2 years ago
they've got hooves for goodness sake!
picapicapica1 2 years ago
What would happen if you just eat crisps?
metlufc 2 years ago 4
"Michael did something similar last night and he's very happy"
GENIUS!
goldeneyesraen 2 years ago 2
needles to say... I took drugs
fleamarket3000 2 years ago 8
i'm from germany and over here nobody appreciates alan . And it is absolutely impossible to translate himso i have to laugh on my own . It 's funnier than anything we have here so thank you for the video
fickdichbitte 2 years ago 5
I have the same problem. I try to show it to friends in Norway, but no one understands it. They just look at me funny shaking their head while I'm trying not to explode from laughing.
'Tis a shame.
Anonymiusen 2 years ago 6
okay whats HIS book like?
lmao
alexporter100 2 years ago 2
"Mmm.. Well, I love families.You know. I used to have one, but they left me. Bohoo.. " XD
EmaFIN 2 years ago 2
no thats a razor lol
adam10185 2 years ago 4
Needles to say I have the drugs XD
AnimalCrossing334 3 years ago
shilete no thats a razor hahaha classsic send him to a cubicle with magazines hahaha
liamfoster93 3 years ago 2
Kate the book author is very sexy. Or is it just me?
thegoodhalf 3 years ago 8
you really have got a lot of issues...yeah of what car? magazine lmao
GlennYule 3 years ago 6
randy mcnob! lol
lilanza 3 years ago 5
"u can't call the police because they've shoved the phone up your backside" XD
thesims2petsrocks 3 years ago 4
needles to say i took drugs
irishdubfoundation 3 years ago 6
one of the best episodes
gavindaysaccount 3 years ago 5
rady mcnoob hahahah
TheDom2o08 3 years ago
'why drag them into it'
adorant 3 years ago 3
"Needles to say I...would sell my soul for a copy of Bouncing Back cos' I'm saaaaaaaad"
Jesussportsstar 3 years ago 7
"Have you ever shaved your crackling?" Awesome!
BigRantingSteve 3 years ago 8
That actually made me cry with laughter.
ralucagymnast 2 years ago 3
"you could end some of your shapters with...needles to say....I took drugs"
brilliant
GrimChris1 3 years ago 4
The time just coming upto 11.30...sorry its your show....love it!!!!!!!
s3ansk1 3 years ago 5
Needles to say.....
s3ansk1 3 years ago 2
He should actually release Bouncing Back.
Everyone would buy it.
gavindaysaccount 3 years ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
You do know he probably didn't actually write the book.
PathFinderJAG1 3 years ago
i think he means, the book should be written and then released, i think it would make for quite an entertaining read...don't you?
GuppieLove08 3 years ago 9
Sorry i really dont like to be referred to as her.
Alright whats his book like then.
Comedy Genius.
cutchy1690 3 years ago
"You really have got a lot of issues..."
"Yeah, of What Car? magazine."
Oscar301 3 years ago
cockney is a place in london were criminals live..lol...funny as fuck!
paingodbless 3 years ago
randy mcnob!!lol
davepenn 3 years ago 4
Huge respect to Joliecide for posting loads of Alan Partridge clips! Well in dude. Is it too cheeky of me to ask for more of series 1?
Jesussportsstar 3 years ago 13
The blonde woman on the radio is off nighty night!
Isthisthelongestname 3 years ago
back of the net!!!!!!
framestar99 3 years ago
"ever shaved your crackling?"
CapitalCityScumbag 3 years ago 3
you've got a lot of issues...yeah, of whatcar magazine
andylid15 3 years ago 4
DO YOU SLOW DOWN FOR CARCRASHES ah ahah
gypsyola 3 years ago 4
"And I don´t mean a small one, I mean a Medium sized one."
puddined 3 years ago 12
I'd actually love to read his book
happinessjake 3 years ago 39
needles to say...i took..drugs
bwfc1000 4 years ago 47
2:53 when he says 'well you just interrupted her' he sounds like david walliams
MartinDubzSet 4 years ago
great episode
adenowa3232 4 years ago 5
partridge is the best
davehenessey 4 years ago 5
needles to say
stevie222333 4 years ago 5
what a great show
showmuscle 4 years ago 4
the best
themoys0000 4 years ago 5
do u ever shave your crackling???
scottfyvvver 4 years ago 6