Jay Z, Danger Mouse, and their 99 problems.

[zihnifended]

illuminati

[ZielOElO]

2:13 vincent gallo :D

[mrthebeatlesarecool]

This is just "99 problems" with the Beatles' "Helter Skelter" instrumental overlaid, go listen to both. it sounds nasty.

[austin647392]

I have 99 problems but flying a jet in bf3 ain't a FUCKING ONE

[austin647392]

I got 99 problems but flying a jet in bf3 ain't a fucking one:D

[TheLazerTiger]

I have girl problems all the time, but it makes it all better to know Jay-Z feels bad for me.

[xxjacek1xx]

ten koleś ma głos jak 50 cent

[irexus2]

thumbs up if battlefield meet you here

[CO2K8]

im onli here cz of the battlefield 3 ad :p lol

[ThePladiator]

since when did ZZ top collaborate with Jay Z?

[MrPingus69]

I've got 99 problems but this ripoff ain't ONE.

[xXbARnEYateMeXx]

Ive got 99 problems but a cookie ain't 1

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@xXbARnEYateMeXx highly true. cookies are not problematic.

[TheAwsomemonkeyman]

@xXbARnEYateMeXx I got 99 cookies but a bitch ate 1.

[slundin52]

Who's the dude with the glasses and beard riding with Jay?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@slundin52 rick rubin. producer.

[OGdbleE]

@slundin52 yo momma

[anvo89]

thumb this if survive law: a survivor's guide brought you here.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@anvo89 what's this? some law school resource?

[workthatponytail97]

rewind it and it say 6 6 6 murder murder jesus ..jay z is the black devil

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@workthatponytail97 really? it's called backmasking. post it. 'cuz i don't believe you.

[TheGamerKing102]

I'd like it better if they didn't swear so much.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@TheGamerKing102 i have been where you are. undirected curse words now bother me less than insults, "teasing," or "gentle ribbing," even without swears. context matters, too. it's a rare (and poor) artist who can choose not to participate with the juggernaut of gender/classism and your standard every day corporate/tv hate. the tv zombies don't know how to react. your comment was the fucking shit. thanks. :D

[tysonbfrance]

i just wish the black album had all these beats aghhhhhh, this was the most disappointing fucking album for someone who bought all his shit on first day since reasonable doubt. i'm glad he redeemed himself with american gangster but shit

[filmfreak433]

Vincent Gallo cameo loved it the danger mouse mix works a lot better the visuals

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@filmfreak433 cool. i agree. i've wondered whether the mix wasn't made for the video. never asked, tho.

[tysonbfrance]

you had me until 4:14

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@tysonbfrance lol. yeah. me too. it's worse than a rick roll, isn't it. stings more.

[tysonbfrance]

@LazyAssWasteoid it's all good man. thanks for syncing a good track to a good video :)

[spiderweaver2]

I kind of expected this to be sacriledge, but damn. 

[TheBitterWeed]

Fucking INSANE. 10/10

[emerpus01]

hardest rock Beatles song, perfect for Jay Z's lyrics... the rest of the album i don't about but this track fucks sweet

[kdog91188]

dirty bass

[blindgirlsdigme]

Good mix by dangermouse but honestly i like the original 99 problems more but to each their own i guess

[huntedrasta]

i sincerely think this is better than the original

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@huntedrasta i completely believe you.

[Shibbynator013]

I like Jay-Z, I like the beatles.

I love Danger Mouse

But this s.hit sucks :S

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@Shibbynator013 is that related to an en wikipedia org wiki S-corp?

[musicman3814]

Who else thinks this is by far the best version of this song

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@musicman3814 me. i mean, i hope that's obvious, by the fact that i uploaded it. which is not to say a better one could not be made. i spend most of my "music" awareness in other genres/tempos/screaminess, however. i'm weird like that.

[loudemansa]

@LazyAssWasteoid

I think Jaydiohead's 99 Anthems is better personally. Although this beat is definitely harder, I just like the mix better. I do want to get the Grey Album though because I think its genius!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@loudemansa cool. thanks for pointing that out. Each subsequent generation has its own freshness. send me links if you ever do your own. :-D

[CALiSKATELOVE]

Where can I download the grey album in its entirety?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@CALiSKATELOVE that sounds like a google question, worded like 'download grey album.' Girl Talk's label, Illegal Art has it, plus others. It's still around. Good luck.

[CALiSKATELOVE]

@LazyAssWasteoid Thanks! I don't even know why that didn't cross my mind! Lol.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@CALiSKATELOVE you must not have a cross mind. good sign.

[CALiSKATELOVE]

@LazyAssWasteoid Thanks? It took me a few hours to find a site that still had download links up but I got it! AMAZING album!!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@CALiSKATELOVE yay! shar-ie musicy friendies! more good stuff in my share playlist, too. thanks you!

[CALiSKATELOVE]

@LazyAssWasteoid I'll be sure to check it out!! I'll try to post some of the many songs I have too!! (:

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@CALiSKATELOVE omg, new bestest friend.... find me on fb/tt.LAW puhleeeze!?!?

[CALiSKATELOVE]

@LazyAssWasteoid What's tt short for? Lol. & I will.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@CALiSKATELOVE tt is short for tyler tavy, my first name and first middle name, which i have been considering changing to my legal last name. tt is also a nickname my little sister gave me.

[CALiSKATELOVE]

@LazyAssWasteoid Cool. Do you have a twitter??

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@CALiSKATELOVE do i! oh, that's a yes. follow it @aurgazm and/or dm me so i can follow u.

[CALiSKATELOVE]

@LazyAssWasteoid I followed you! Mine is @KissMySassBby

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@CALiSKATELOVE yr followers put me to shame! oh, numbers, why must you torture me!?

[lpmelih000]

which song of the beatles is this?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@lpmelih000 i hear Helter Skelter, but there might be more. It's all White Album, though.

[TheAfroGerman]

jimi hendrix is a god on the guitar.he could rock a ukelele better then mc cartney his bass guitar.whatever thats my opininion.come on let the thumbs down rain you mc cartney lovers.give it to me! P.S The beatles?come on...John Lennon did it alone!

[jever2620]

@TheAfroGerman hah man i love the beatles and jimi. can't compare anyone to either, they're both legendary

[MysterousBear]

ROFFLLLLLLL at the end!!!!!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@MysterousBear i got lots more of that hilarious flailing, dude.

[killermanhat]

pretty sick

[Playingpants]

i don't know if I should rap along, or play air guitar...

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@Playingpants umm, yes.?! Air guitar is a miracle drug. Rapping along can get annoying to bystanders, but Air Guitar hurts no one.

[KPKreptile]

99 donuts cuz a bitch ate one

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@KPKreptile donuts aren't allowed on this page, just so you know. And seriously, what yer gonna eat all hundred yerself? share, please. You don't need that many donuts.

[HellolzEveryone]

@KPKreptile dilla donuts

[Rogg567]

I wish It kicked in on the right bar!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@Rogg567 adjust it yourself. Fix it. Don't wish the world were different. Kick it in.

[Rogg567]

@LazyAssWasteoid I will. Promise.

[32OrtonEdge32]

Now once upon a time not too long ago

A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe

This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy

But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me

[amsmayora]

haha i like the end

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@amsmayora yeah, that's me. It's from an earlier video I did, which is blocked. WMG keeps YouTube on a short leash. If anyone were to ask me, I'd call it blatant fascist censorship. That's prolly why nobody's askin' me nothin'. tee hee.

[egomouse]

THIS IS SICK!!!

like 10x better than the originalzzz

[iwannabeforevayoung]

i like this version better than the original

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@iwannabeforevayoung yer not alone. mixing in some dead beatles makes everything tastier!

[cortezforever]

@LazyAssWasteoid lol! i liked that one.

[johnpaulsmajda]

FYI

Paul played guitar (Pretty sure it was Lead) on Helter Skelter. John Lennon played Bass on this song. Did a pretty good job of it too.

[3transfat]

i think i prefer this version to both 99 problems and helter skelter.

not to say either are bad songs.

[crazywhales]

@3transfat Yeah definitely. I heard 99 problems before but when I heard this version I had a newfound interest in rap music. It's crazy well-done

[munckymagic]

Paul McCartney is the best bassist of all time.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Seriously?

Are you baiting me, or do you really think pre-'66 Beatles bass lines are the "best of all time"? Les Claypool? This guy: watch?v=5uDsyxb5Jb4 ? Flea!

Fer once, I'm gonna not be a dick and just respectfully disagree on multiple levels.

p.s. if you don't want your whole reality shattered, don't go to bit ly slash A-Paul-Corp-Ltd. I'm just the messenger, and I wasn't there, but this site convinced me.

i still don't see anything on the ceiling!

t

[munckymagic]

@LazyAssWasteoid

I didn't mean technically, how could anyone argue that he's technically better than Les et al? I meant playing the bass in a way and coming up with bass lines that enhance the song. There's not another bassist which I've sat listening to where I've thought 'he's bloody good' more than Sir Paul. And yes, I was baiting by just leaving a declaration.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Oh no. Are you twitting me? What the fuck? I thought I was invisible over here. Whatevs. Twit away. Maybe I'll learn how to use another site, but prolly not.

Still, I gotta disagree. I'm not gonna hold it against you, and I seriously love the beatles - always will. My favorite bassists only use 1-3 strings and scream for punk bands. Gimmie a fuckin' $5 showdown over your dead brit-pop any fuckin' day. But hey, that's just my own ignorant opinion.

[munckymagic]

@LazyAssWasteoid

Twitting you? Eh? You mean why has it took me so long to reply? Because my message was waiting approval for a day, even though there wasn't one c word in it! I got a plus one, get in! Feel free to neutralise it.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

it takes me forever to reply 'cuz i'm slow. and, I have no internet at home. I have to drive somewhere to e-talk to all y'all.

What's this @LazyAssWasteoid you keep putting in your comments? Is that like the NLP thing where you say somebody's name 'cuz they're programmed to like it? It totally works, friend. I thought you were talking shit about me on twitter, or some other site I don't use. well, hoping more.

hey, at least WMG is honest(er) now: "has decided to block it" or not... wtf?

[greenteam15]

Bass lines that enhance the song? Have you ever listened to Primus? There are very few songs that the bass lines are not the main focus, if any. Primus IS Claypool's bass lines, and so are his other projects. Not denying Paul is great, but I have to say Les Claypool is the best bass player of all time, in all senses of the word.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

oh come on...

any band that can keep up with Les has to be great. and they are. primus's songs are better than the beatles. edgier, cleverer, experimentaler, and most importantly, newer. bands that are still alive will always be better than bands made of dead members, songs, or (dare i say) genres.

oh, an' remember that time it was rockin' out to the frizzle fry what was playin' before the qotsa show in milwaukee? that was awesome.

"Pretty soon Ler's yellin

Fish on. Fish on"

[psycedeliccorn]

??? what are you smoking? What does newer have to do with anything? you fail.... primus is good but they didnt change music or reach as many people as the beatles did, and with something as subjective as music, its all about how you reach your audience.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

it's march in the upper midwest, holmes. It's prolly oregano. I dunno.

lol. whoa. people actually read my bullshit. fun.

newer than dead is all I meant. Live music beats the crap out of recorded/corporate music.

that's pure bullshit. pop stars reach billions with a message of consumption, competition, and fascist obedience. musicians starve.

people who focus on rock stars/super groups miss out on so much fantastic music, just 'cuz it's not packaged in plastic and sold at the mall.

[psycedeliccorn]

You see pop stars sell a million albums but thats not what I meant by reaching your audience. You see the beatles music touched millions of people, means alot to millions of people, Theyre still relevant 40 years after breaking up. it doesnt matter that theyre no longer active because people are still listening to their music! Primus will all but be forgotten (don't get me wrong, I fuckin LOVE primus) in a decade or so and people will still talk about the beatles impact. Dead don't mean a thing!

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@psycedeliccorn i got nothin'. a month and I can't answer. loving the living is all that matters in my life, holmes. do what u gotta.

[PiorunofLV]

@LazyAssWasteoid fucking materialist

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@PiorunofLV heh heh. aren't i, tho? sorta. but really more of an abstinent materialist. i have no idea what you're talking about.

[rasjvon]

this is kind of a lame statement.  with mccartney, there would be no claypool....les is sick, but paul revolutionized bass 50 years ago.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

@rasjvon (WARNING: THIS COMMENT IS HEAVILY LADEN WITH IRONY, INSANITY, AND CRUDE, UHH, JERKINESS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!) lol. i can't rip on you more than you already did, so... what you're saying is that Lex Claypool is the asshole baby of Sir Paul and Bill Wyman? Trippy.

[Middler124]

nyah, I'd say Charles Mingus.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

hells mothaphokkin' yeah.

now that's what i'm talkin about.

Yo, your friendly neighborhood "Wasteoid" knows little to nothing about jazz. Send yer fav'rite jazz links and playlists at me and I will love you forever.

Actually, I already love you forever for having favorited Sunshowers. Jer-Z in da hauz... er whatever.

thanks!

t

[ANONtkakes]

@munckymagic

Paul McCartney is the most overrated bassist of all time.

Fix'd.

In terms of songwriting, he was skilled. Very. But technically, there's way better. Geddy Lee, Les Claypool, Matt Freeman, Flea, Victor Wooten, and John Entwistle for instance.

[saintneko]

Good technique means you'll be forgotten about in a generation. Good song/music writing means you may be remembered for a bit of forever.

Don't believe me? Name a violin soloist from Beethoven's day. :)

[johnpaulsmajda]

Niccolò Paganini,

Amazing technique, has not been forgotten

[LazyAssWasteoid]

well put.

I'm putting some of the vids I can find (as a result of this comment) in my "school" playlist 'cuz "Music History Homework" is full. Only 200 videos per playlist? Come on!!!

But yeah, though quality of music isn't necessarily dependent on technique, technique itself will always matter.

[CaseyDFloyd]

@saintneko Niccolò Paganini.

[xBaphometHx]

@saintneko Nobody has forgotten big musicians like John Bonham for example. So your statement is ridiculous.

It depends on the talent on music. Not only writing.

[finbinfarbar1]

@xBaphometHx who?

[finbinfarbar1]

@xBaphometHx who?

[JerrySinefield]

@saintneko Bullshit. Beethoven didn't have a tape recorder.

[cortezforever]

@saintneko Thats so true. I'm trying to bring classic music to a couple of artists 1) tinie tempah 2) fearless 3) knarles barkley. the first too don't get it but cee lo does. these guys don't even let you know if they like it or not, fame gets to there head.

[arcsouljah]

@cortezforever Isn't Dangermouse the 2nd half of Gnarls Barkley??

[noutjie]

@saintneko you're right, but you they also couldn't record then. and people still buy records from robert johnson because of his technique, his playing

[munckymagic]

@ANONtkakes

You've wrote @mun... you didn't reply, that's why i didn't get an alert. Hmm.

You must have read my reply to waster but still bang on about 'technically... ' I'll graciously add 'in my opinion' to my statement. 'Music is a wonderful thing which is open to many interpretations and can be appreciated in its many forms in varying degrees and contexts by whom ever listens thom it.' - Winston Churchill.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

tee hee.

somebody named munckymagic just called it "waster"

yay!

[JRebel206]

@munckymagic nope, less claypool, or flea are the best bassist.

[thenormish]

@JRebel206 Primus and RHCP are a fucking joke compared to The Beatles. These two fucking clowns could NEVER come up with the shit McCartney did as a kid!

[ShuguProductions]

@JRebel206

Haha Flea would shit his pants infront of Paul McCartney. He had the most influetnial bass lines and most melodic bass lines ever.

[thebluekey]

@JRebel206 what about Jaco Pastorius!? Though I do agree with Les, at least.

[HellolzEveryone]

@JRebel206 les claypool no doubt is the greatest to ever live

[pifferelli]

@munckymagic

no sir!

[Comerford1986]

@munckymagic sorry but it has to be john paul jones. p-mac is in the top 5 but dats it....

[KingZerxst]

@munckymagic must not have heard of Geddy Lee...

[insaneforstuff254]

This version of these songs is so addicting!!! :D

[LazyAssWasteoid]

you must have had the white album planted in your head from an early age, too. That's the only explanation I can come up with for this phenomenon. if you want some real ear crack, check out youtube user FeedTheAnimals.

good god, i'm a human commercial. whatevs.

[benmoonrocks]

jay z's music mashes up with even classical music, no joke.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i believe you, but I haven't heard anything like that. the mashes i like (and the ones I do) don't have any restrictions as to what or why it all gets mashed.

just joking. i don't believe you at all. prove it!

[benmoonrocks]

Yeah imagine beetjoven's symphony in c minor and 99 problems, thar would be pretty sick

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i can't imagine anything any more. my brain's too clogged up with time-wasting "entertainment," poisonous corporate "food," and years of mind numbing "education." just do the mix and post it as a video response to this video. then, i'll tell you whether it's pretty or sick.

[vaex23]

yesh ... funny i called clasical music  to the music made by the beatles, rolling stones, etc

[LazyAssWasteoid]

it's all relative, isn't it? "Classic rock" radio stations have been playing Nirvana for years. Corporate music is tired and old after five minutes. It is a dead horse fit only for flogging (see: Girl Talk).

But yeah, I've never really liked categorization words for music for this very reason. Good music eludes categories and is essentially timeless. Genres may help one find "similar" bands, but I think they're ultimately limiting. Take it all in. Decide for yourself what's classic.

[Bachilles38]

this is uterly sweet i dont know what you guys al talking about

[LazyAssWasteoid]

yes, yes it is. I, however, know exactly what all of you are talking about. There's more from the grey album up on YouTube now... go find 'em! er whatever.

[Bachilles38]

hes also underrated i think this is true because of all the criticism on hip hop in the last decade, he represents the best hip hop of the decade last decade, even though it is real close with nas, 2pac and notorious id have to say outkast the one before that i want to say beastie boys run dmc or a tribe called quest but NWA got it and before that the sugerhill gang of course the origin of all this

[LazyAssWasteoid]

hells yeah! doctoral thesis in a comment!

I tend to agree, as far as corporate artists are concerned. not much of the REALLY good hip hop makes it out of the underground. don't rely on TV, magazines, radio, or labels to find good music for you. better yet, make your own.

t

[georgemuse]

the only good bits the helter skelter riff

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Isn't the whole song clips from helter skelter?  I don't hear any other songs in there.

[bubblem8]

Me too, I can only hear helter skelter...

[LazyAssWasteoid]

yup. a second opinion makes it definitely so. Tell the voices [in your head/of the past/of limitation] to quiet down so you can hear the song. They do shut up when you tell them to.

[joeduncan08]

this is too repetetive, the bass gives me a headache..

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i'll give you a headache, ya little limey!

i'll give you a headache, ya little limey!

i'll give you a headache, ya little limey!

i'll give you a headache, ya little limey!

i'll give you a headache, ya little limey!

I mean, if you really want a headache, go listen to my kitty porn... heh heh heh.

I fav'rited yer strokes cover, too. Good shit.

lates!

t

[obiy2k]

No need for the Xenophobia

[LazyAssWasteoid]

What? Limey is a term of endearment, isn't it? Well, that's how I meant it, anyway. I thought historical "insults" turned into jokes after a while. Don't ask for the timeline of "while," 'cuz I dunno. Look, this video uses n words and b words and f words like crazy. I'm white and I also love the non-white. I'm male and I also love them non-males. I'm begrudgingly American, but I love non-Americans. Seriously, all y'all. Acts, not bloodline, determine one's worth.

So basically, I agree.

[Joneo19]

this song is fuckin crazy.

Helter Skelter meets 99 Problems.

thanks for puttin this up LazyAssWasteoid.

and the clip at the end was real original. lol.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

heh heh heh. no problem (pun intended). oh, and the real original is me (not sure if that's obvious or not).

[LazyAssWasteoid]

thanks, again.

[ZacharyOlpin]

Hahahah, dude your part of the video's the best part.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Hells mothafuckin' yeah new best friend on YouTube! Take that, consumelessmandrax!

People - this ZacharyOlpin kid is pretty talented. Go watch his vids, listen to his music, give him your money. Now.

Zachary, keep on keepin' on.

t

[ZacharyOlpin]

Your one crazy dude Wasteoid. Crazy awesome, that is.

But, people, I don't want your money. Money is for foolzzzz. Give it to someone who's getting screwed by our US healthcare system. Or better yet, help socialize the system.

'Cause if there's one thing that SHOULD be socialized, it's the caring for basic human health.

Excuse my rant. Take care Wasteoid.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

everybody's getting screwed by every "system" out there. eat healthy food. if you have extra, share.

Well, since Mr. Olpin has a trust fund 'er somethin', feel free to give me cash, food, whatever. I'm shopping for an RV now (for a primary residence), and I need more cash for that. Plus, I gotta eat. Potato harvest just ended and I don't have any more foreseeable work.

To be honest, I don't want your money either, but more accept it as trade than my labor/company/time.

[ZacharyOlpin]

Maybe we're better of dying quicker anyway?

I work fast food, and have about 100 bones in the bank. But I still don't want your money. Maybe working fast food will help me die quicker.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

screw that. i have nothing/nobody to live for, but i'm planning to outlive all you poison-consuming Americans just because I can. i consume as little TV as possible (i don't own one), no soft drinks, no fast food ('cept t-bell bean burritos), no OTC or prescribed meds, and I don't spend money on meat or dairy (freegan). basically, i live on beans, rice, veggies, and homemade bread from an $8 thrift store bread machine.

i prefer to accept payment from people, not profit-driven legal fictions.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

oh, and beer. i doubt i could survive this hellish rock without beer.

google muscle testing. ask yourself whether you deserve enough to survive. i don't. it's quite freeing, actually. scares the stiffs, tho.

the entire political/legal/industrial system in this country is royally fucked. the health and well being (life, liberty, pursuit of... etc.) of actual humans is a non-priority. ignore the machine. it's a psychopathic liar that only wants to kill you.

breathe. eat. sleep. fuck.

[ZacharyOlpin]

You're fucking nuts Wasteoid. Fucking awesome, but also fucking nuts.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

why thank you. you're pretty fucking nuts yourself.

I just put some pics up on my myspace about sprouting. you might find them interesting, annoying, amusing... whatever.

you can sprout nuts too, btw... if you can find them anywhere whole and raw.

[ZacharyOlpin]

What's your myspace name. I forgot. Same thing?

[LazyAssWasteoid]

To All: How to find me on the interweb.

x = LazyAssWasteoid

YouTube / x

Myspace / x

x . WordPress

prolly more later. No interweb account now. To donate bandwidth, send me a phone I can tether, or let me crash on your couch and scam your wifi. I promise not to sleep with your girlfriend/sister/daughter/wif­e/mom/grandma unless she asks me to.

[ZacharyOlpin]

Nevermind. Tyler.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Fantastic album.

Unfortunate "friend."

Yup.

[ZacharyOlpin]

Also, you should release a full catalog of your videos' comments and your replies. I would read, like, most of it.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

hmm. we'll see.

[consumelessmandrax]

I'll get lambasted for this, but I like this version better than the original. Even more now with the video (except for the last few seconds). Thanks, LAW.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

you deserve to be lambasted, dickhead. not because of your taste in music, 'cuz in many ways the Grey Album is better than the Black Album, but because you used the word "lambasted" in a comment, and then insulted me. I'm so torn. Leaving to cry now.

[Middler124]

I agree.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

oh, right... sometimes i forget everyone can see these conversations. maybe that's the point.

thanks for being, uhh, agreeable.

[Ix3britishboys12]

where the fuck do i get the grey album?! i've been looking for it  for forever.

[LazyAssWasteoid]

dig! the interweb contains everything! ask! someone will burn you a copy. I don't actually know whether it exists in non-digital form.

[gun7seven]

got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[LazyAssWasteoid]

ok. list 'em. all 99. go.

[VisitRomanianr1]

i've got 99 problems...but the bitch ain't one.....genial...

[LazyAssWasteoid]

i believe it's "a," not "the." I think he also says "bein' a" at one point. honest music ain't nice. nice music ain't honest. words are just words. use them as you will.

[fifa1991]

hehe thats rihgt

[LazyAssWasteoid]

u no it

[lionsrose]

this is the only time I've ever really liked Jay-Z; thanks for posting ;)

[LazyAssWasteoid]

this is like the hundred-fifty-seventh time I liked a commenter. you're welcome for posting.

[FreakTechnics]

This is the party van, we are currently seizing all the server space used to up this video and we're about to fry your hard drive, destroying this video along with all of your precious cp.

Enjoy filthy pedophile.

(srsly tho, nice video. props)

[LazyAssWasteoid]

Umm, YouTube tech support? Yeah. Apparently a van got an account, told me it was destroying my "precious" crap on the interwebs, and, if i'm not mistaken, attempted to give me a filthy pedophile. Yeah, I don't want it, none of my crap is precious, and I... minivan or full? It said, "party van," so I'm assuming conversion. Right. No. No. No, actually it seemed to like the video. Yeah. Nothing you can do? Seriously? Fine, go back to just blocking my videos then. Why do I even bother?

[Marnixfromhell]

Ghetto boys anyone !

[LazyAssWasteoid]

believe it or not, but I had a dance vid with that geto boys song from Office Space. YouTube blocked it. You woulda hated my dancing anyway, so it's prolly for the best.

[6teenrulez]

dis song is da best. 5/5