Clifford (1994) - Quotable Lines

[Cazybeib8584]

ur teacher let u play with his wig?! frisbee!

[gemstar102]

How could you say it was the worst movie ever made?!?

[saltbroclily]

FUCKING BEST MOVIE EVER MADE!

[SUCKMEISTER005]

This was the WORST movie ever made!!!

[22jonasp]

where i can see this movie??????? someone can tell me if is available for download on web ???

[LakerGold24]

DON'T REJECT ME~

[lashkaretoiba]

The comedic timing in this movie is perfect. I laugh at this movie no matter how many times I see it. Such a classic. He should make a part 2.

[NeverShoutKeeley]

Some of them were fun, but some of them were scary! LOL

[MaChriska]

Perhaps you were having a nightmare about your early days in the circus!? AHAHA! Luv Martin Short!

[wolfwolfenstein]

Thank you for this!!!

[Brandonlohaus2]

I love Martin Short in this movie but Charles Grodin does an equally impressive job. Good for them for doing such an odd but classic movie.

[atlbraves1025]

The greatest thing is he was 44 years old playing this character hahahha

[EnteleiEchein]

haha...martin short ist just great! <3

[StevieWondersWhy24]

i cannot believe this film was panned by critics. its one of my favourite, if not my favourite comedy film of all time.

i just read that roger ebert said "the movie is so odd, its almost worth seeing just because we'll never see anything like it again. i hope"

i will never take his reviews seriously again. i mean, one of my favourite things about it is that its so fucking odd. and also the fact that martin short and charles grodin are exellent in it.

a masterpiece!

[SoccerMowglie3]

Don't reject me!

[TheIrieOne87]

You forgot "Any luck with that Chocolate?"

[marisela001hdz]

"I underestimated the evil one." XD

[iiHeartSamClark]

Oh godd!! :D I haven't seen this move for YEARS!! It's so great to see all of these scenes again! :D

[999pokerface]

6 people hate dinosaurs

[diamondferret]

i like i didnt say nice wig i said nicest looking wig i dooooo believe there is a difference!!! and ur teacher lets u play with his toupee???

[OneBroadwayDay]

DON'T REJECT MEEE!

[allieohayon420]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE

[allieohayon420]

hahah A WHOLE GANG OF CHOCOLATE, I NEED IT BADLEY!

[ioathkeeper]

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR TREE SIR!!!

[tyorke89]

went as Clifford for Halloween yesterday. funniest movie of all time.

[sisterinsomnia]

@tyorke89 i did that last year.

[MartinShortLover]

LOL! Oh my gosh! It has been AGES since I last saw this movie! <3

[wickedfeylady]

Fucking genius. "DON'T REJECT ME!!!" "STEFAN, MAKE IT ALL BETTER SOMEHOW!!! A WHOOOLE GANG OF CHOCOLATE....I NEEED IT BADLY!!"

[beachbabe20]

Awww. his poor wife just died :(

[JCInsatiable319]

it took me years to remember the name of this movie

[milesprower86]

Now I know where Johnny Depp got his influence from to act in Charlie and the Chocolate factory XD

[milesprower86]

Now I know where Johnny Depp got his influence from to act in Charlie in the Chocolate Factory..... XD

[LeonardoDaFinchi]

Why is this movie so disliked? It has poop reviews on Tomatoes even ..... it is one of the funniest films I have ever seen. All the performers are at the top of their game.

[amadeusyaoi]

Why are so many of the lines cut? >.<

[cblank]

@amadeusyaoi Yeah, sorry about that. This was the first video I ever edited together. It bothers me too :P

[Lavern4101]

@amadeusyaoi Yeah really. I had to stop watching this video about halfway thru cause it got so annoying. Horrible editing.

[nskuhlmann]

best movie ever. used to be obsessed with it. hilarious. became a cult classic among friends!

[MsBelify]

i really love this movie, anybody know where i can get the DVD?

[STUMPYBOY1]

LOOK LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BOY!!

[peacheymee]

i actually have a toy dinosaur that i named Stephen when i was like 3 cause i loved this movie!

[1973Evangeline]

The bestest movie in the whole wide world!!!

[CrimpPower]

This is my favorite movie of all time!!

thank you for this :)

[cliffistheman]

thanks asshole Martin Short not funny mother fucker for representing my name as your flop movie

[ian3754]

lololol

[iwflm33]

That's not the same dinosaur toy at the end it was blue and the other one was green and the old Clifford's dinosaur has a curved neck and the young Clifford's dinosaur wasn't.

[kiboa21]

u r stupid. its different to show that the dinosaur grew older as he did....old friend.

[SpoonsForks]

hhaaahhahahaahhahadahahdgadda a ghda tHIS MOVIE WHY DOES IT EXIST I USED TO WATCH IT LIKE 80 TIMES A DAY

[giancal04]

best movie ever im rollin on the floor

[GaijinGDB]

It's like someone mixed Chucky from "Child's Play," a ventriloquist's dummy and that kid Junior from "Problem Child" - that would be Clifford. This movie, now that I look back on it is pure genius. It is demented in so many great ways.

[LennonRealLove]

I love this movie so much.

[kriSTINArhymesWith]

this movie is so damn funny. i love anyone who has ever seen this haha :)

[ultinatetruustar]

"I'm the happiest boy in the whole wide world Uncle mental case". LoL

[LucasInCPT]

"...And then they told me stories, that they do on their bikes, some of them were fun but some of them were scary!" The Ultimate

[jbmusic1231]

yes it is!

[iLoveHeathLedger15]

"Don't reject me!" xD Love this movie!

[ParkerPennsylvania]

"Do you thing Ms. Sarah and Mr. Ellis, perhaps, would name their FIRST CHILD MARTIN?!?!" haha one of my favorites XD

[bitski777]

stephen want back

hahaha

[iThUmPeRiiBlemo]

I only watched this because of VersaEmerge. Now I want to see this movie it looks funny. :D

[stormy1091]

Mission acomplished, old friend.....

[stormy1091]

I watched this movie when I was like.....7 or 8 ...and I was really scared, and confused.....lol. But then I remembered it one day when I was watching the end credits to The Prince Of Egypt (one of my all-time favourite animated movies) and I saw Martin Short voiced the priest guy Huy in POE ....and it all came back to me ...XD

[Celiecinema1]

I think my favorite part is the bomb scare.

[doddsino]

God...this movie is the best. Easily one of the funniest movies I've ever seen...I epsecially like the part where Clifford "can't" look like a human boy.

[JaleesaJenocideFACE]

@doddsino LMFAO!!! I AGREEE!!!

AHAHAHAHA, "Look at me like a person, look at me like a human boy!"

[DitchReality]

@doddsino oh yeah, try and name any scene today that matches that level of humour!!! Nope!



[Danyelli1976]

ahhh his toy dinosaur aged with him. haha

[GrundySolomon]

2:08 always kills me, if i could have it as a ring tone if i would

[utopiachild71]

my family still says "Any luck with that chocolate?!" out of nowhere

[Brandonlohaus2]

Why does this movie get so bad reviews. It's brilliant.

[asunsetinmyveins]

He says please don't hurt him, he's the only one left in his family!

[michaelbell75]

This movie is classic!

[MariahFan500]

hahaha! priceless moments in this movie. My top three are:

1. "you wouldnt lie to me,right uncle martin, cuz if you did, i'd be so angry, i dont know what i'd do"

2. "whats a face lift?!"

3. "A Whole Gang of chocolate, I need it badly!"

[squall600]

was watching it yesterday, god its been forever since ive seen this movie

[SNAKEEYESSAM]

why was he playing a little boy?

you can see he's not one.

[rj1982ii]

I wish you included what Martin and Clifford said after he called Martin Uncle Mental Case.

[24morningstar]

i love this movie...omg and i telll people about it and there like never heard of that and alot of people dont think it is funny i think it is funny as hell.....the bestest lookin wig....ahahahahaha

[mileyrox172]

best flippin movie ever made!

[urmomandad]

lmfao "I JUST MADE THE BESTEST NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!"

[FillTheirVoid]

I would suspect the bartender ...

[Cinemaniac7]

Theory! Theory.

[summerpop21]

i cant believe seth of crazy town is in this movie

[braztaz]

My friend and I watched this on TV in pure amazement.

It's one of the worst movies we've ever seen, yet we couldn't stop watching because it was so hilarious to make fun of.

[SalthePhotographer]

"Your teacher lets you play with his wig??!!??" LOL

[stonec111]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssss

[tobusykillin]

anyone know a good site were i can see the full movie?

[TOQUERA714]

I LUV clifford its 1 of my fav stoner flick

[XxspecialxwillxX]

i <3 this movie.

;D

[Monicalovesmusic]

this is the bestest movie in the whole wide world

[KillerBear111]

this is my favorit emovie

[HG128]

CAN'T SOMEONE PLEASE UPLOAD THE ENTIRE MOVIE ON YOUTUBE?? It's not for sale in Sweden and I really want to see it... Any kind soul out there?:)

[mrschriswalken]

you can buy it on amazon for about £25. on vhs. it's worth it, it's brilliant.

[mrschriswalken]

my kids watched this about a 100 times.

we've lost it now and it's very expensive to buy on vhs. it's never been re-leased on dvd in this country. shame. it's perfectly cast.

[slamminhole69]

bestest movie ever

[lovelybbydiorjus]

this movie is awesome. soo funny..i love it! haha. i swear hardly anyone i know ever knows what it is either!

[acdeucee]

Cant you act like a human boy for one minute?

[bibibabkagirl]

does anyone have bloopers from this movie? just curious. thanks. :D

[patilrockx123]

lol is daq ending of da movie the ending of da video lmaooo we jst saw this movie at skool and yesterday we saw dennice the menace both movies ive nevere hurd of yet aare funny as they can be

[patilrockx123]

i love this movie

[iluvcole555]

where can you watch the whole movie because i looked on here but i couldn't find it just the cartoon show

[elvisluva500]

besstt moviiee

[moodswings]

Uncle Mental Case

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Aphex217Twin]

I just found out that Martin Shorts Dad died of a stroke in real life, that's twisted that he incorporated that into the movie in a way.

[Aphex217Twin]

that part where uncle martin asks him if he can look like a human boy, and Martin short makes all those goofy attempts to look normal.

[moodyjenny86]

I LOVE this movie!!!

[rig48]

one line not on here: "Daddys is gonna have a big stroke! " lol.

[Aphex217Twin]

yeah I was thinking about that line all day at work today!  Freaking hilarious!

[taco161]

The way uncle martin said I underestimated the evil one was great and hilarious

[jessicatbooey]

"Some of them were fun but some of them were scary". LOL

[argentofan123]

This missed the "All that kid needs is a bowl of sugar and a book about Hitler" XD I love that line

[tassis82]

haha me & my fam love this movie! so fricken hilarious

[brandthman]

daddy its haapining!

[TheDoggfather86]

" I would suspect the bar tender.. theory! "

XD

[thenamesbanana]

I said Bestest Looking Wig! I believe there is a difference!

[ellee91]

lmao! funniest movie ever. the video shop people actually ended up selling us this movie bcos we hired it so much.

[TatiAnaMou]

I'm Larry the scary Rex, I'm a scary dinosaure. But don't be scared of my sharp sharp teeth, and my mighty mighty roar. I love kids and kids love me, even though my teeth are AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[BadComedyFakeLaughs]

i love this movie, watched it a million times

[omghax0rl33t]

mary steenburgen is a fox

[JohnnySwitchblade]

Damn, I gotta buy this movie. I think this is the movie I've rented the most as a kid!

[Cinemaniac7]

I rented this seriously every week on VHS when I was kid. My mom always begged me to get a different movie haha. This is still as funny as it was back then!

[foreverfreddie]

uncle mental case

[RussX5Z]

This movie was the shit!! Funny as hell. I can't believe the critics totally trashed this movie. They just don't get it they're a bunch of serious morons. :)

[Smilierandomchic]

someone i beg of you put this full movie on youtube

[trevorhendy123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA best movie ever made!!!!!!!!!!!

[SebbyDebb]

"Stefan walked back!" :) LMAO!

[dnasty312]

Short and Grodin are brilliant!

[thephalanges]

these clips have captured the essence of my all time favourite movie.

THANK YOU!!

[SummertmeBrews]

best movie! i wanna see more :)

[phillies80]

"I would suspect the bartender, just a theory."

HAHAHA YES!!!

[sapphyre1483]

I used to watch this all the time. "Wasn't very nice of the mean old lady to smash ur collarbone, was it Stefan?" Lol!!!!

[AspiePilo82]

clifford: uncool martn,why does her face look like this \-_-/? uncl: thats call a face lift clifford:WHATS A FACE LIFT! uncl martin: shhhhh(god dam litl brat).. lol

[mmw21111]

please upload this entire movie

love it

[andrewdude1]

shame on u. shame on ur eyes. l0l

[Poncho151500]

Someone seriously needs to upload this movie.

[holtaprid]

This movie has the greatest poster ever. Look on the wiki page to see what I mean.

[MissGothicKSA]

xXx love Martin Short :D xXx

[rstaake]

love it.

[jphillips353]

omg wasnt he 44 in this? oh my he looks so young ;) awesome, I want to watch this film

[guice123]

best movie ever

[NicktheBarber31]

pretty much

[7miledopeboy]

this is one of the funniest movies ever made."ID IMAGINE THE BOY WOULDNT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HE WAS GONNA DO NEXT"LOLOL

[olbleo]

1:36 hahha rolfralf hahaa gotta be high

[olbleo]

AHHAH FUNY GOTTA BE HIGH THOUGH

[TheAntiPhiloShow]

0:36 I love the pajamas ^__^

[Emaz26]

lol i luv this movie

[id092]

Oh I love tis movie one of the best than I ever seen. Clifford makes me laugh a lot is very funny.

[Noromongrel]

Oooh, this movie is horrendous. I'd almost forgotten. The "I underestimated the evil one" line actually amused me, though.

[Southman77]

i love this movie

[DyAuNpI]

I love this Movie.

"Uncle Mental Case" LOL

Haha, Remember when he was Ed Grimley, from SCTV.

[BrittanyRegina]

i forgot this movie! i loved it!

[GOOU08]

my favorite video!

[orbital151]

What about the part where he is eating cereal.....?!?!! GRRR... Awesome video anyways. HIGA!!!

[TwiggyRamirez0]

This was great to see again! I like the scene where he threw a party and did his "Clifford dance",or "can't you look at me like a human boy?You cant do that can you"?

[freakageek]

OMG LOL!

[SRHawk24]

LMAO!!!! FAVORITE VIDEO!!! thanks dude!

[StephsHasenpfote94]

I love this movie till todays !

I watched that movie when I was a baby haha

... it came out 1994 , where I was born , but my parents watched it so often...

clifford is so funny and cute.

but i really tought that hes a teenager , but my parents told me that this is an older man playin him , martin short ! how old was martin short there ? because he is really looking young !

my favorite line is : look at me like a persone ! and than clifford is watching at uncle martin like I dunno on drugs ? lo

[Jealousy09]

Precisely 44 years ago.

[MrCash1]

man clifford at the very end looks like Ric Flair lol

[tagen22]

Oh I loved this movie!!! Haven't thought about it in forever!!!

And then they'd tell me stories of what they'd do on their bikes.. some of them were fun, but some of them were SCARY!

I used to quote that all the time ;)

[bmxTI630]

i fuckin love this movie

[saira79]

What about "Look at me. Look at me like a human boy!"

[hellowolfie888]

i really like this movie. the comedians of the 80's were way better.

[Ensiktan]

No contest there.

[nat2343]

uh this is from 1994

[hellowolfie888]

yeah, this movie is from 1994 but martin short started in the 80's together with the other greats like steve martin, chevy chase, dan akroyd, etc...

[lifeforce1m]

My favorite line in the movie:

"I don't know what he's talking about! Why is his face twisted so?!"

[flamingice123]

at 0:24 .. when he goes on with his goodnight sweet sarah rant, it reminds me of willie wonka in charlie and the chocolate factory

[PwnagePC]

"I underestimated the evil one..."

lmfao

[sfinaggouros]

amazing movie! do you know if i can find it somewhere on the web. Please reply!!!

[cblank]

Sorry I don't

[freegg888]

Yea I love this movie it's so funny.

[nicolesamsonite]

my god i almost die laughing everytime i see martin shorts face

[tazzafrazz1234]

Can anyone please tell me how i can get my hands on this movie? i watched it weni was younger all the time, and to this day it remains my favourite movie! Please help!

Thanks :-)

[seaotters92]

my dad just bought it for me at circuit city it was only $9.99 It has become my favorite movie!!! and i always quote it. hope u find it.

[hootyhaha]

I wish Charles Grodin was act more. He's much older now, but I miss him in movies.

[brileeb93]

"may all your dreams be pleasant ones. And when the rainbow arches..." my favorite line.

such a brilliant film that deserved more credit.

[xxomaddielovesuxxo]

Some of them were fun, but some of them were scary !

lol

[rannyrose]

I just made the bestest nuclear bomb in the whole wide world AHAHA!!!!!!!!

[rannyrose]

I didn't say nice wig.. I said bestest looking wig! I believe there is a difference! I love this movie!!!!!!!!!

[amazinglarry]

Great movie, it's just too bad some of the dialogue was cut at the end of the respective scenes. And more responses/reactions from Martin (Charles Grodin) should be there.

Like after Clifford needs his chocolate, Martin is all, "JESUS!"