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  • Deep fisting a turkey... never seen that before. I swear I can hear Hanson's jank smacking against that turkey's tiny little stink hole.

  • LOL My favorite part is when ray is wiping his toungue off on the tablecloth lol

  • i like to get that right up there too but not with a turkey

  • idont kno whut the hell that is, but ill lick it anyways! lmfao

    

  • I dont know what the hell that is but i lick it anyways xD

  • Lol wtf Ray

  • Hahahaaaa ;) Funny Shitt

  • shorty's face a 3:05 :')

  • @ViventLeMoment

    Hahaha ayye ..

  • alright...who is ready for the wings?

    ans: yours or turkeys'?

  • "ok dig in"

    no body moves

  • damn this scene was funny as well shorty guzzeled that wine down and the professor was like wtf?

  • My Germs!

  • Dwight dwight relax !

  • Shorty had the right idea, get drunk to get that image out of your head.

  • My Germs!

  • I did notice the hand

  • Whats the name of this actor?

  • i like to cook with all the jibblets, like the penisis and the vaginies.

  • anybody else notice the hand stoping the kitchen door at 0:02?

  • HIYAWATHAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haaaahaaaahaaaa!

  • Who's Ready for Wing?

    Your's or the Turkey's!?

    I know what you want.

    How about a Leg!?

    ROFL LMFAO LOL!

  • OMG I am cracking the F up!

  • my turn lol

  • i woulda been PISSED! lol

  • I swear, if that guy made my family that dinner, and totally fucked it up with his nasty ass hand, or he was playing with it, just like what he did in the movie, I would get up, and beat the living shit out of him. I would recommend all of you youtube viewers should do the same.

  • this was the best part of the movie

  • When Shorty laughs loudly at 2:10 , You can see everyone start to break character and laugh.

  • 1:30 i got a boner

  • @124mun....you fucking astonish me

  • Stuff the shit outta it!

  • MY GERMS!!

  • the hand is the funniest shit in dis movie dat ammuses me da most..:D

  • Rest that lil hand lol

  • Thats a nasty fucker

  • my turn, my turn, MY TURN!

  • let me give you a little pinch there. LOL that hand is funny as shit!

  • My germs!

  • Hahahaha shawt's laugh at 2:10 is priceless, and easily the funniest part of this vid!!!!

  • @LordWedgewood someone needs to just make a vid of that hahaha

  • 1:53 loooolz

  • LMFAO Shawty 1:53

  • N stuff the shit outta it

  • 0:21 HAHAHA!

  • HIWAWATHA

    LMAO

  • i cook mine with all the giblets... the penises and the ginies

  • LOL 1:53-1:55

  • lol tatersssss

  • MY TURN!!

  • lol, it's germs

  • lol why'd i get a minus? oh well...

  • i don't know what the hell that is. But i'll lick it anyway!

  • 1:50 lmfao lol hahahah

  • my germs! my germs! MY GEMS *sticks hand in pie*

  • 1:02 FUCK IT! hahahaaa

  • What a nice young man to offer let me give ya a litte pinch there... come on.....

  • Stuff the shit out of it! XD LOL

  • Lol then everyone giv's him the look

  • I think i must have replied this clip like 10 times. Can't stop laughing! Def. best part of Scary movie 2!

  • MEH GERMZ!

  • "ok now its time for the turkey.. oh what a beautiful turkey.."

    everyone: No NO no!!

  • woooooo k i think the taters are just about done

  • and ill just pull one of these off and bam!!!!!!!just kicks it up a lil bit!!!!!!!!

  • My fav part of scary movie 2

  • Hanson is like the funniest character in Scary Movie 2

  • HIAWATHA LMAO

  • The funniest part is when shawty spits out the bread!!!! I can't contain myself

  • my germs!!my germs!!!MY GERMS!!

  • I love how everyone looks when he is passing the pie around. they look like they could just say "oh god, please dont touch my piece."

  • who is the redhead

  • the penises and ginees lmao

  • many people have ways of biasting.. but i do it like this...muhahahaha

  • hansons the man,the tinest lil stink hole.lol

  • i love this movie

  • I know this whole scene word by word. Whats funny to me is how he looks so innocent like thats normal shit.

  • HIYAWATHA!!!!!!!

  • haha thats so funny ! HIYAWATHA

  • LMFAO

  • My Germs, My Germs [ MY GERMSS!!!!! ] HAHA

  • i know right shots2345 hahha lol that so funny i like rewinded it like 4zillion times lol

  • LMFAO!!!! i love this movie!!!! hahahaha

  • stuff the shit out of it!!

  • i saw this movie for the first time a week ago and this is my favorite part haha

  • "Then you get into the little hiny hiny ho hmm hmmhmmm"....lol

  • "I don't know what the hell that is, but i lick it anyway."

  • OMFG "We'll I know what you'd like.....how about a leg.....how bout 2?"

    HAHAHAHA

  • omg when i first saw this movie i laughed so hard at that guy. i love how the one finger is always kinda twitching lol.

    "My germs!" lmao

  • OMG FUKED UP

  • i laughed so hard i cried when the cook said "my turn!!" SPLAT!!

  • he said my germs, and he's the caretaker, but still that was fucking hillarious.

  • i love dis thats my favorite part BAM!

  • 3:03 LOL HAHAHA

  • 1:51 is the best!!!!!!

  • ρε ο τυπος ειναι αηδιαστικος αλλα εχει πολυ γελιο και ο shorty γελαει γαματα!!!!!!!!!

  • mpliax..... xaxaxa einai teleia auti i skini

  • thake the turkeyHMMM STUFF THE SHIT OUTTA IT TINY TINY HOLE HAYAWATHA HAHAHAHA MMMHMMMMMMM WHAT ABOUT A LEGS HOW BOUT 2 THE LAUGH 2:21

  • This bit always kills me. Ha ha ha!

  • "I'm not sure what that is, but. I'l lick it anyway." lol! but this is the best.... "Take my strong hand!"

    *hyserics*

  • "bam, thats just kicks it up a little bit" heh

    Tori Spelling is a bad actor!

  • hahahaha its wicked hahaha  funny as fuck !!!

  • the girl wiv liek red hair is so hot but shes so shit at acting

  • My germs (haha)

    My germs (haha)

    MY GERMS!!

    Funniest shit ever

  • "Mmmm... Ok now, dig in."

    haha thats the best part of the movie I cant stop laughing

  • HIYAWATHA HOW BOUT A LEG HOW BOUT 2 THE LAUGH 2;21 HAhahahahaha

  • 2:02

    lmfaooooooooooooooooo.

    MHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

    AHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAA.

  • 1:58 he acts like Jammie Oliver :D

  • haha he was freackin the turkey!

  • I see you eyeing the first piece.

    Ahaha

  • funny as hell

  • HIAWATHA LMAO

  • lol....look at da faces 43 sec

  • lol 1:38

  • i dint know what it is but ill lick it anyway lmao joker

  • Does he say Hiawatha? as in the indian leader Hiawatha, man that makes it even funnier if he is making a reference like that.

  • get all the gibblets oh yerrr thats the spot

  • absolutly hilirious! the bloke who plays hanson is an amazing actor! right down to the way that turkey leg falls off the plate when he fetches it too the table! am i right in thinking the wayans brothers were only involved in the first 2 scary movies? that would explain the drop in quality of the latter 2 films. Those are just complete spoofs and parodies whereas i think the first 2 films have amazingly funny characters also, like Hanson and Ray!

  • well i know what you'd like, how 'bout a leg?

  • luv the caretaker he is so funny

  • haha when he licked da turkey i laugh my ass off ! ahhhhahahah !

  • LMAO deffinitely the funniest part of the movie....

  • best part of the video 1:21-1:57

  • tooo funny

  • lol....I like at 00:55 when de fella say rest that lil hand...LMAO

  • i love scary movie one and two!

    00:19- thank you my child  i made them by hand lol lol lol

  • all the gibbletts, the penisees and vaginees

  • we are reapeating cuz they r funny now let me give u a spoon so u can eat my ass

  • Scary Movie 2 is the best out of all SCARY MOVIE SERIES

  • mah germz!!LOL

    i hate his lil hand ..

  • y the fuck are you assholes repeati

    ng wot this guy says you nothing better to say fuckwitts

  • Thank you my child i made them by hand LMFAO!

  • u forgot when shorty goes AAAAAAAAAAAA

  • "Alright who's ready for a wing" "Yours or the Turkey's" "Oh I know what you want how about a leg? How about 2" "Why dont I take these 2 legs and shove em up your ass all the way to the knee"

  • (picks something off his nose) BAM

  • " I don't know what the hell that is, but I licked it anyway."

  • stuck the shit out of it

  • My Germs :P

  • Tinyist little stink hole!

  • And what kind of pie was that because I'am guessing oreo cream pie.

  • Hanson does know how to ruin people's dinner

  • the penises and the gineys

  • I made them by hand!

  • Ray:my turn

    Dwight:my turn

    Hanson:MY TURN!!!!

    Lol they all look discusted

    its "My Germs" lol

    not My Turn :D

    x

  • lol he coughs into the pie, that is the best ever.

  • oh shit this is the best scene jajajaja

  • Ray:my turn

    Dwight:my turn

    Hanson:MY TURN!!!!

    Lol they all look discusted

  • i like the way shorty laughs lol

  • this film is a classic and this scene + lol 22 - 24

  • hahah my germs ,i would never eat his cooking n ray was nasty 2

  • i dont know wut the hell that is but i lick it anyways! lmao XD

  • HIYAWATHA!

    at 1:52

  • My favourite is Brenda she can makes so funny faces:DXD

  • dwight dwight, relax hahha

  • its funy espeicaly when hanson puts his little hand in da cake

  • is it my turn or my germs

  • its my germs lol

  • my favourite laugh 2:10-2:15

  • oooh i just noticed a blooper!!

    when hanson brings the turkey to the table it has some salad on the side...but when he puts it down on the table there isnt any there!! watch out for it :)

  • i dont noticed it..

  • oh never mind i do see it

  • LOL me and my friend at school use to re-enact this scene all the time when we were 13.

  • oh god makes me piss this bit!!

    my germs!! sticks his whole hand in the pie lmaooo classic film!!

  • Shorty is fuckin hilarious on this scene like he is on every one he does

  • when hi fucks the turkey:)lol funny noises) its on 1:49

  • HIAWAFFA! lmfaooo

  • lmfao i think this is soooooo funny i can't stop laughing...Marlon's face is so funny during these scenes lol

  • MY GERMS

  • MY GERMMMSSS

  • laughed my ass off the last 10 secs thx for posting

  • thx for putting comments and ratings