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  • This is what you show his first girlfriend ;)

  • R.I.P earphone users

  • This is why you don't bring children under 10 on this ride.

  • I wonder if he doesn't like it.

  • That's adorable. Pure innocent curiosity. "Is that a real shark?" Lol. They honestly have no clue, and depend on U for the answer. So cute Haha

  • :D:D:D

  • :D haaaaaaaa

  • He Will Forever Be afraid Of Sharks

  • You're Shark Bait Boy! I don't like it either, but sometimes in life you gotta make those tough choices. Like...paying bills, keeping down a job, keeping the family together, preparing for retirement, being sharkbait. Sometimes life isn't fair, and sometimes we gotta feed the sharks. Other times it's alright to simply and innocently nudge someone off the pier into the mouth of a hungry shark who wants nothing more than fresh blood of a delicious human being. Mmmm Mmmm says the shark. Mmmm Mmmm.

  • that kid is a wimp it is just a jaws ride

  • lmao This shit really stresses you out and makes you so hateful of your parents for taking you on such a ride as a kid, but it's so much fun when you're older and you get to experience these priceless reactions. I remember crying during the Jurassic Park ride, but man, I wish my reaction was filmed so I could see it today!

  • hey son look over there .... OMG THATS A SHARK "WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!­!!!!"

  • lol'd so hard when the camera randomly zoomed in on Jaws and started to shake like crazy like ''OH SHIT OH SHIT WE'RE GONNA DIE NOOOO'' XDD

  • I went on it.its not a real shark its really fun and if I were the dad I wouldent put him

    on but if he wanted to try it I would put him on it OK!

  • Dude, I was younger than this kid when I rode this ride and I wasen't even scared!

  • Kid: I don't like this!

    Dad: Dgaf! Sit on the end!

    Haha oh child hood memories, no wonder we're all just a little fucked up on the inside.

  • ;^;: Is this a real shawk?

    I would of said yes >=D Yes son! this is a real shark!!

  • poor boy

  • Its all fun and games untill you see 2 sharks at once :L

  • imagine if the real jaws was there but the people thought it was part of the tour?=D

  • @MagicXenomorph yea shark would scare them people would thought part of the tour shark man i am really getting nonscary i should retared poor shark:(

  • Cares kids made this ride so much better when I went on it.

  • Please Read this comment to your son please??

    ok here i goes

    -dear Kid... you are given the medal of guts and balls of steel for getting on this boat and survive a shark attack-

    :D good job!

  • this looks really gay lol no joke

  • aww.. that's sad well i guess he could ride it again now that he knows what the ride is it could of been his 1st time

  • Check out my comment for EPICNESS and funyness

  • When I was like 4 went on it like 3times I love that ride

  • So....I guess the kid liked it?

  • I bet that kid took a shit in his pants when the fake shark bit the wire.

  • ' I DON'T LIKE IT :'( ' haha

  • Aww... i feel so bad for the poor kid but it's really no big deal in the end.... hope he's not scarred for life

  • ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U DON'T LIKE RIDE

  • Poor kid!!

  • That ride is sooo fun haha

  • Hahahahah how can he not know that is special effect

  • 1:04 - Kid: Can I come on your lap? Dad: No No No!

  • Lol 28 he screams SHARK!!!!!!

  • POOR KID!!!! it's not a real shark and yes the fire is really hot that's why when I get on the mummy I wear a jacket! but not on jaws because u can maybe get wet

  • how old is he , now.

  • He is fucking 2 but he is fucking 6 wtf i road that ride when i was 2 and i didnt cryed what a fucking baby

  • @makissa98 Sure ya did

  • @makissa98 wow I hope you don't have any kids cause you're a real piece of shit. btw it's rode not road you fucking idiot

  • reminds me of airplane rides

  • Omg I think the kid LOVES this ride xD

  • ya know if i were on this ride i would be more afraid of the kid "RAWR!I DONT LIKE IT! RAWWWRRRRR!!!!"

  • This is what my brother was like, he was sitting on my lap, i was sitting next to the railing all of a sudden JAWS pops up and he hides under my legs scared to death. XD

  • lol

    i wanna get off!!!

  • lol

    

  • Just put him in child swap so everyone's ears are'nt hurting...

  • Nice legs.

  • dad is it a real shark yea and its gunna eat you

  • Omg I think that kid pissed him self LOL

  • i dont like it XD

  • "daddy is the shark real?" "yes u dumb s*** its tryin to eat us!!! "i luv u son" the kid has a spaz attak and falls over board!!!! lol

  • If I were the dad. I would scare him " is that a real shark?" "FUCK YEA! OH SHIT IT'S GUNNA WAT US OH SHIT!" "daddy stop it's just a ride!" "YOU FUCKER! I KNOW! " throws kid over board"

  • @JackassBrothers12 lol more like '"daddy weres the shark!" "i dont know! GO FIND OUT FOR ME KID!" throws kid overbord "then maybe i will get you some icecream ok?" thrash thrash "its gonna eat meeeee! ITS GONNA EAT MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!~"'

  • this ride hasnt changed one bit lol

  • That kid probably peed his pants after that. If i was the skipper I would say "KID SHUT UP!!"

  • Happy music in the end :D Me Gusta :B

  • Erik:I Saw fire over there,what Happen? Skipper:........Dlophins. LoLX3!!!

  • i am going to eat you

  • I guess he didn't like it...

  • the skipper idea is ripping off jungle cruise but its not a hippo... and it would be nice if u wuld point the camera at the water..

  • the skipper idea is ripping off jungle cruise but its not a hippo...

  • this is how u scare a kid for life

  • I felt so sorry for him.. But it was kinda funny..

  • I DONT LIKE IT  I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • its hard to scare me i was 10 and my brother,parents, girlfreind, and cousin all scremed and jumped while i was on the side it poped up and i looked over like ... boring

  • @ZabuzaSOULESS hahaahahaha :)

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  • When he said "is this a real shark?" all i could think of is, "Is this real life?" from David after dentist. hahaha

  • Every girlfriend in this kid's future is gonna see this video.

  • I DON'T LIKE IT!!!

  • I love it when Jaws just emerges the gas cans just explode from no where -_-

  • @tf2hat the skipper shot the tanks

  • u see that screaming kid on the ride?

    That was me 10 years ago

  • @Weist96 LOL

  • i acted the exact same way this kid did when i first went on this ride i only went on it that one time and thats when i was about 6 or 7 and i still havent been back on it and im now 24

  • @dude4rmUtah

    lol me to i was 6 or 7 when i went on it and i was where the shark always popped up and i cried like crazy

    but then i started to laugh because when the shark came up some guy yelled IM GONNA BITE U

    yea.. lol xD

  • something tells me he dosent like it

  • if it was my kid I would of squeezed him and shouted "HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

  • Damn dolphins.

  • where is the part where the son is screaming

  • big huge dolphins...

    ...jumping over the boat and splashing us...

  • it's sort of obvious that it's fake, cuz I saw another version of this ride and there was a woman captain and she said the exact same things as the guy in this one. I knew at 0:38 cuz the I remember the woman saying, 'wait, these things are loaded?!"

  • aweeh ): i feel bad for him cause i didnt like that one either 

  • 3:33 is so sad and funny at the same time lol hahahaha poor kid 

  • o my god that kid is siko

  • I hated this xD I got the side with where the shark attacks -.- before I got on the ride I'm like "oh I want to get wet" stupid mistake xD I hate the fire too :o

  • MI NO LIKE IT!!! D:

  • "Stay calm, try the grenade launcher." I guess ALL Amity tour boats come fully stocked, huh?

  • Did he like it?

  • Ummmmmm........apparently he didn't like that. Just sayin'. lol

  • i know how that kid felt. when i was little, i only rode the ride once and was scared to death. after that, i would avoid it at all times.

  • dude i wish i could sock him lol cause he wouldnt stfu

  • Dolphins is my new response to anything

  • nuh uh !!!! noooooooooooooooo i wouldnt ride that and im 15 freakin years old. im TERRIFIED to DEATH of sharks!!!! poor little kid!!! :(

  • If I was the dad on this, I would've showed this video to the all of the kids' future girlfriends. LOL (:

  • awh poor kid/: if my brother was young like that i think he would of don the same(:

  • imagion that kid got scared of the Dahaka from prince of persia warrior within and then he got chase by dahaka and the kid scream when he running

  • thats too funny!

  • Yayyyyyyyyy LETS GO AGAIN!

  • "I DOWNT WIKE IT!"

  • u must be proud .

  • wow thats a very very dumb kid!

  • i have a feeling he doesent like................

  • wow, my cousin was scared so he jumped off the boat during the end of the ride and was crying afriad that the shark was going to get him. lol

  • And thats why Billy hates water now.

  • funny as hell!!!! 

  • Hey he was the driver when i went on! If you dont know who im talking about im talking about the driver.

  • i woulda made my younger brother sit on the side too. haha, and watched as he screamed. poor kid.

  • Great home video to share in the future!! :D

  • That crybaby doesn't deserve to wear that Batman shirt.

  • I DON'T LIKE IIIIIIIIIT!

  • Why did the cameraman film in close-up. The scene's fucked up. A pity about that little boy.

  • "I DONT LIIIIIIIIIIIKE ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT"

  • OMG lol the part at 2:55 made me laugh so hard and then Feel soooo bad cause it came up on his side :( lol omg the poor thing!!! I hope hes ok.

  • that scream sounded like frome the green mile right

  • omg i cant stop my bro peed his pants lol jk!!!!!!!!!!

  • I wuld have screamed OMG WE R STUCK, OH CRAP JAWS IS HUNGREY SWIM!!!!

  • The little shit never should have gotten on..

  • I loved it ! :D

  • i don't think he liked it

  • 2:46 damn, I GET IT

  • I love how the camera guy zooms in at 2:55 so funny!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow. That kids blood pressure was UP! After the electrocuted shark segment, get a load of his jugular vein jumping out of his neck. By the way, my mother took me to see the original screening of JAWS in the 70's when I was only FIVE. FRICKEN FIVE!! I wouldn't get near a swimming pool after that because I thought the shark would come out of the drain.

  • when i got on that ride and the shark came out my cuzin allmost peed his pants

  • Bravo, dad.  Very funny video that your son will eventually learn to laugh at, too. Thanks for sharing.

  • omg that poor little kid why did you let him go on that ride wich i want to go on but why?

  • jaws is scary

  • WTH??? Is it ok to exploit children now? My God! There is NOTHING funny about a terrified child in ANY situation.

  • I hear a woman screaming, a child screaming and crying, a woman laughing, and another woman laughing. Sounds like a ride all right :D

  • poor kid

  • I REMEMBER RIDING IT AT 8 I CRIED MY ASS OFF IM 15 AND STILL WOULD NEVER GET BACK ON IT, SO WHY THE KIDD ?

  • i was on the same boat with you and your family. tell your kid thanks for ruining the ride and to suck his fucking ass pussy

  • @123musiccentral wow i fell sorry for u bro

  • thats not funny, sorry!

    ur son was scared.

  • when i was 6 and the shark bumped the side of the boat and push my mom closer to him and screamed

  • I would of turned to the kid and said, "He always eats the noisy ones first."

  • @ThunderstormBaseball HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! oops.... that was noisy

  • @ThunderstormBaseball  Hahahahha

  • It's cool to actually see what this ride is like. I went to universal 4 times and every single time it was broken.

  • "Hey, I saw fire over there. What happened?".  "....Dolphins"

  • Thats what i said when i was 6 yrs old, "I DONT LIKE THIS!!!!!"

    Poor kid, hes crying, don't worry i know how you feel!

  • @crashtoonpenguin36 lol,someone whos honest!!lol,i hate it when people say "i went on saw and 13 and i wasnt scared at all!!"people in my class say that,and im like"your 10 for god sake,and you backed out on tower of terror!!"(i did too...*hangs head*)im really wimpy...*screams like baby as a spider walks across the room*

  • lol,thats like me!!im still scarred from crushes coaster lol!!!i think you were great with the kiddie.thats wat my freind was doing on crushes coaster,she was crying and screaming and i have NEVER ,EVER,heard her scream or cry,shes ten.good job with him though,he would scream louder if i had to do it lol!!!

  • shut the fuck up kid we want to watch the fucking vid but ur crying ass wont shut the fuck up mother fuck

  • @sattaboot there are plenty other videos of the jaws ride. if you didn't want one with screaming in it, then you should have picked one of them

  • That IS the problem with Universal. You can't pick and choose what you do and don't want to go on. Lucky for this child that they didn't have the new King Kong yet or he would have REALLY been screaming. I think there ought to be two seperate tours up there. One for the not-afraid-of -anythings and one for us sissies.

  • i probably would have turned around and said "WE CAN HEAR YOU!!! YOU DONT LIIIKE ITTTT!!!!"

    but thats just everyday me.

    you do have to feel bad for the kid though.

  • He loves it.

  • you should have told the kid that it was a dolphin... with scars... and sharp teeth... and big... and famous. its flipper =D

  • lol love the ending "Hey i saw fire over there what happened?" ".....Dolphins."

  • @omgureatingmysand no it was bunnies

  • @omgureatingmysand lol wtf

  • I meant to say stop being mean not mRNA lol

  • look people stop being mRNA to the kid he's like 7 howgo cares if you went on it when you were five? big woop! that kid was just scared ok? leave him alone!

  • man up kid i went on this when i was 4 i did not cry

  • I DONT LIKE THIS LOL

  • ...i like it o.O

  • i don't blame the kid. this would have scared the living shit out of me if i went on it at that age. i probably would have shit my pants.

  • Of course yall don't give a fuc. I feels tho that the kid deserves to be scared at his own certain age.Of course you would feel that the kid should shut up because you might not be scared of the ride or thats your opinion. and BruiserKnux bitch ass smart mouth claims that he has a pussy ass screaming when you probably would scream like that too if somebody put a boot up your ass.

  • to be honest..........I probably would have scream a lot too.....

  • Poor Kid

    

  • that would totally be me!

  • BruiserKnux shut up he or she was really scared jerk

  • This Is not funny at all. The kid is really scarred.

  • Poor Boy :o

  • this is soooooooooo funny :)

  • dude it is a mechanical shark duh!

  • ME NO LIKE IT!!!@@!@!@ BWAHHHHHHH!!@!

  • at 1:45 that guy who says i will be there in ten minutes it sound like the guy in l4d saying i will be there e.t.a 15 minutes right XD

  • 2:53 Now that was some good directing. I thought you were a goner.

  • thoughtless father

  • @macfixed it wasnt the fathers falt he told the kid it was not real and the ride only last five minutes it not going to scar him for life

  • suck it up butter cup! (throws kid in the water) X'D Bwahahahaha!!!

  • OMG KIDD SHUT UP ALREADY GOD !!! >__<

  • Aww poor kid .