Steve the Dirt Farmer

[usarulez23]

man that guy who built a castle out of dirt is lucky it turned to diamonds.

[Huntergphil2]

Give me clip of the magical proceeds of the birth of a baby block, please.

[AmazingTNT]

This is the best comedy minecraft ever made!

[randompspstuff]

i feel this should be on machinma

[zXWhiteLiteXz]

Excuse me but can i ask you what your recording with? my recording software is bad because when i upload without converting the vid it takes up to 100 minutes to upload and then if i convert them it turns into bad quality! Please respond. I will also throw in a subscribe if you do! :)

[profpsphacker]

i use to fail too, but then i took a arrow to the knee.

[Huntergphil2]

@profpsphacker Obviously the arrow completely missed you.

[profpsphacker]

@Huntergphil2 u mad?

[Huntergphil2]

@profpsphacker Nope.avi

[HolyzerProductions]

1:45 try finding a place to record where you can actually yell.... it sounds like you are trying not to wake the person beside you

[Apterygiformes]

@HolyzerProductions I was actually shouting from the back of my room so as to avoid microphone distortion. Not much that can be done about it with a cheap desktop mic ;P

[MrDeepalbatross]

@Apterygiformes u can record the yell from multiple distances, and then find which one gives the best result, and then amplify it with basic audio editing software

[thebest1233211]

FAIL, he farms grass not dirt :l (?)

[Apterygiformes]

@thebest1233211 If you look at the blocks I'm sure you'll agree that dirt makes up approximately 80% of the block.

[TheXxHALOMANxX]

Like this comment if you like minecraft.

[frostymanu1]

@TheXxHALOMANxX thumb up whore

[sneakyshadow7]

@TheXxHALOMANxX no

[MrJjjakey]

And I toss dirt in lava...

[MultiRixer]

Chuck Norris is a bedrock farmer.

[heflinsam]

"OMG WHERE ALL DIS DIAMOND COME FROM 30 SECONDS AGO IT WAS DIRT AN WHERE ALL THESE TREES COME FROM OMG IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE WORLD!!!!"

[MrGuitardude499]

Honey, i've struck dirt! get the kids, get the kids, it's everywhere! We're going to be rich!

[gman2268]

i just saw the worst ad for a toy evah it has "practice" batteries...

[MrCreeper9999]

no not 2:42 :D 2:39 r better

[MrCreeper9999]

2:42 Oh my gabble iddle oddle babble 30 minuts ago gabble gobble diamond babble where all these trees from and dabble gobble! hahahahahahahaha

[eltomato159]

Lol I love the part at the end where the castle guy is just freaking out :P

[Blackstardragon393]

A mommy dirt and her son XD

Lol diamond castle guy XD

[Quackoid]

1:16

Uh... Thats fascinating.

[frntfrnt]

this isn't steve

[kingofbottyburps3]

to much stevev not enogh ender

[9bue9]

@vipersrugbyminecraft Wow, how much for a stack dirt? :P

[GDarkGoombaG]

derp farmer

[omegaborman000]

lol



[TheMcDucky]

Music to loud :(

Nice video!

[DutchFuzzVideos]

R.I.P. Headset Users :(

[triciaf61]

HEY STEVE! can borrow some dirt seeds?

[Zeth262]

OMG WTF one minute it was dirt now it's diamond OMG the world doesnt make any sense

[ThatJustCrazy]

How is this man not on dirty jobs?!?!

[GamesReviewsNerf]

did anyone notice the dirt doing the same every second

[Guthixpwnsyou]

@GamesReviewsNerf Yep.

[Dark3000Iight]

testificate?

[Shreth08]

Ju need to speak up!

[Theirry007]

Lol the ending was epic.

[tails478]

like if you find the 0 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOO

[MrRockydog4000]

@tails478 i found the 0, but im not going to thumbs up, ITS SO OBVIOUS!

[TheMinecraftinBros]

I have one thing to tell you Steve....

What?

Your farm sucks TEEHEHEHEEEEEHEEEEEHEEE



[darkrider411]

@KWHful i accidently broke bedrock once.. it sucked. (on creative)

[TheRDenison]

Hi lukes brother

[comm1098]

I build a dirt castle today

[Dargon9777]

I....... am........ a......... VOID farmer xD

[MrSackH]

i just love it

and my name is enrico :D :D :D :D :D

[EPICCINEMArcane]

good wet humour not dry :D

[CHANNNGEPETE]

im going to make a dirt farm in a minecraft server

[PresidentDRCI]

I wish I could farm dirt!!!! it's so hard to find!!!!! all I can find are these brown things with grass on top!!!! and diamonds are so common their useless! everyone has a ton and hates when they find them!!!!

[shorty234ify]

ööhhmm.. That Guy Did! ;P haha ^^

[Hayden1911]

Dirt reproduction is dirty XD

[Apterygiformes]

@Hayden1911 Ha!

[Ozzzie968]

@Hayden1911 *Rimshot*

[Hayden1911]

@Ozzzie968 lol wut?

[boldziga]

@Hayden1911 dirt reproduction is

*puts on glasses*

DIRTY

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHH

[Hayden1911]

@boldziga Haha, awesome!! XDDD

[lolziloveminecraft]

@Hayden1911 punny man...

[Hayden1911]

@lolziloveminecraft XDDD

[Dr5269]

@KWHful np it works with TMI too its so rare tho you need to find a castle and then battle acroos to the top chatign is lame but you can use tmi

[Dr5269]

@KWHful Mo creeps and weirdos gems sword? FTW Breaks bedrock

[pataponmaster00]

Your Farm SUCKS Heeheehee

o_O

[Ferno642]

As seen on: the Yogiverse.

Isn't the yogiverse the universe of the yogscast?

[tompolokcruise]

@KWHful see u in the next 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­000000000000000000000000000000­00...................... years

[Flipcam123]

im a air famer

[ilikerock33]

@Flipcam123 that must be hard

[maria75622]

@KWHful ima void killer

[Franco13SC]

I am a creeper farmer :D (You need see my farm, it have too many craters)

[mzh3000]

you can make bedrock with a 12 hours of diamond picking.

notch said so.

[KotteGames]

@mzh3000 suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure :3

[mzh3000]

@KotteGames you can Break bedrock not make, typo there on my part.

[KotteGames]

@mzh3000 so we CAN break it? O.o im sure asshell not gona attempt XD 12 hours.... UEGHH! @.@

[mzh3000]

@KotteGames just tape your mouse down while you sleep.

hope no creeper comes and murders you.

[KotteGames]

@mzh3000 xD

[zombieanimator1]

I am a CREEPER FARMER

[Mystery0Myth]

Ima person farmer, otherwise known as a spawn killer :P

[MrGameboy1989]

looks out window ''wow foggy'' presses f on keyboard ''doesnt work!!!''

[LeooooonScottKennedy]

@KWHful and i am a void farmer :P

[MinecraftAndStuff1]

@KWHful "Void Bedrock"

Aka

"Farlands" Bedrock farmer.

Pwnt!

[MinecraftAndStuff1]

@KWHful

Orly? I am a void farmer >:P

[niek9812]

your farm......

SUCKS!!!!

HIHIHIHIHIHI

.-.

he is a diamond farmer.... , u cant build a castel out of diamond xDDDDDD

[niek9812]

wahahahaaha

[gorkemboyaci]

İ am an Cobblestone Farmer

[TheSparkyGaming]

You guys use too much steve

[Apterygiformes]

@TheSparkyGaming The minecrafter's name was originally Steve :)

[WEEGEEGUYMAN]

@Apterygiformes the default skin is still called steve too

[Are1c]

@Apterygiformes It still is... well, it never was official, but no one really cares about that.

[super0nofa]

@Apterygiformes that explains a lot

[Vieledspy]

Uh that guy did

(Man spasms on castle)

[carl9801]

i am i obsidian farmer

[romantheskater]

PLS JOIN MY MINECRAFT SERVER!!! BUILDING/SURVIVAL :3 SEND ME A MESSAGE AND I WILL SEND YOU THE IP ADDRESS THERE IS NO GRIEFING!!! IF YOU WISH TO BE OPED JUST MESSAGE ME 2 YOU MUST SEND ME YOUR USERNAME SO I MAY WHITELIST YOU!

[Rezzero246]

Your....Farm...Sucks!

[nick543543]

thumbs up if this inspired u to make a castle ur self i did

[pikachu1019]

i am a VOID FARMER!!!

[likira111]

in 1:30 to 1:34 the castle is not 100% dirt, it have troch(i CANT spell it is the glowing stiks) and i think the castle have a wood floor

[fredisawsome12345678]

im a diamond farmer >:D

[rockband383]

I'm a TNT and obsidian farmer :D

[uncletom2009]

i'm a lightning farmer *everything stops* wha?

[NOMOETOE]

Im a wolf farmer >:-3

[Smithy082]

Lol :D Good work :)

[CaptainKqus]

I'm an air farmer. >:D

[dekudude247]

im a ghast farmer

[DizzPants]

Got to love Enricos laugh ;)

[Apterygiformes]

@KWHful You brave, brave soul.

[madinogi]

@Apterygiformes I am a VOID farmer

[0815tdl]

@Apterygiformes guilty is charged for being a netherrack farmer

[7upman100]

@Apterygiformes

well i farm TNT HAH



[Scrapdog55]

@Apterygiformes lol 64 likes O.o

[bluemoon7775]

if some1 sent you here comment on this coment



[dragonsember]

@bluemoon7775 YES

[howmuchforthebabys]

wigglemuzzie bought me here :D

[rinodino13]

i..... am a...... GLASS farmer. lol

[GlitchDetector]

the replay thingy is broke

[ChiaroscuroxX]

I am a bedrock farma

[NoHeadsProduction]

@ChiaroscuroxX That must be a tough job.

[ChiaroscuroxX]

@NoHeadsProduction actually they reproduce like goddamn rabbits!!

[Bombsofglory]

I don't understand the world!

[MisterCupOJoe101]

cool

[AKSevenT4]

Lol :) I like this ben and joe :O :D

[Tyler73123]

lol nice!

[Jacobsky1]

"when a mommy block and a daddy block love each other very much..."

Classic

[ReesesPeicesClips]

@Jacobsky1 "when a mommy block and a daddy block love each other very very much..." xD U missed one!

[ledraps22]

HAX!

[JoeTeaGaming]

First! Trololol

[ViceMantaRay]

@JoeTeaGaming Darn you! :D