ok i understand to use them for your back if say the couch is hurting your back(i am usingone now) but seriously...you do not need fifteen-hundred of them! @_@ i hate going over a person's house and all i see on the couch are COUSHINS. they serve no purpose! they are stupid and take up the couch, and then when you move them, they take up the floor! they serve like no purpose.
I'm so ashamed. Every time it gets to the "Daleks" bit, I have to clap once and do a nerd fist-pump. Oh, awkwardness, why must you be so strong in us?
Daleks are, Wikipedia informs me, a fictional extraterrestrial race of genetically manipulated mutants from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who. Which is why noone outside of the isles have ever heard of them.
lol if my Mum's english was better I'd show that video to her XDD
It's the same with her!!! She doesn't want me to sit on them! We always have a little fight about it cause I think that they exists so that you can SIT on them! And my Mum's like:"NO! it's no good for them if you sit on them!"
(don't ask me if that makes sense cause it DOESN'T!)
I reaaaaaaaaally can understand Steve XD I should freak out like that either XDD
I first started watching Coupling on PBS(american public broadcast). Steve's rants were the best, and really said what most of us men are thinking. Between his rants and Jeff's "explinations", I had to get the whole series on DVD.lol
@happy0little0bunny It relates to the rest of the show, because there's been tension building about Steve seeing Sally's bottom when she came out of the shower, and they've also been joking about subtext and saying what you're thinking instead of what you mean to say, so she accidentally said "bottom" instead of "mouth".
It's not just that they're from Dr Who, it's the legend that they were so scary that kids used to hide behind the couch when they rolled on screen and began their auto-tuned "Exterminate. Exterminate!" rants...
@hackeley from wikipedia: The Daleks (pronounced /ˈdɑːlɛk/) are a fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who.
i love steve, but i have a couch that requires cushions because the arms are simply solid wood and if you sitting next to one of the arms, and tend to lean against them, you want four or five cushions piled up to make those arms less "abrasive".......... i do love steve's rantings though. so bloody funny.
BTW the episode is "her best friend's bottom" i believe
omg! that was great!! i do have to say that i do have "cushions" or we call them couch pillows i cant sit on the couch without one. its like my grown up Binkey (pacifier) it sits on my lap and i play with the fringy edgeging!!!
really? do you have that chapter where they meet a girl in a bar that doesn't speak english, and runs once in english, then again showing what she understood of the conversation, swapping the languages? I would like to see that again!
THANK YOU STEVEN MOFFAT, YOU BRILLIANT DOCTOR-WHO-RUNNING, SCOTTISH-ACCENT-SPEAKING, BRILLIANT-WRITING BASTARD, YOU!
20centuryfox100 1 week ago
Need more RageFace
cxfndfn 3 weeks ago
CLEFT?
LAHrebirth 1 month ago
Look at these chubby little bastards BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Ronalcind101 3 months ago
I actually stood face-to-face with a Dalek yesterday at work (Fan Expo). I should have brought a cushion.
FantasmaLuna 5 months ago 2
ok i understand to use them for your back if say the couch is hurting your back(i am usingone now) but seriously...you do not need fifteen-hundred of them! @_@ i hate going over a person's house and all i see on the couch are COUSHINS. they serve no purpose! they are stupid and take up the couch, and then when you move them, they take up the floor! they serve like no purpose.
mancan71 6 months ago in playlist other
Lmao why do women buy throw pillows? For what? What do they DO? I can't sit on them
khylate 6 months ago
lol
modelmotion 7 months ago
0:38 lol
kantcus357 7 months ago
SIMON AMSTELL SITS ON A CUSHION.
Your argument is invalid.
xOliverTuesday 8 months ago
Dalek's rock! Greg from Cleveland, usa
gbonkers666 8 months ago
I'm so ashamed. Every time it gets to the "Daleks" bit, I have to clap once and do a nerd fist-pump. Oh, awkwardness, why must you be so strong in us?
Metalkatt 8 months ago 2
Daleks are, Wikipedia informs me, a fictional extraterrestrial race of genetically manipulated mutants from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who. Which is why noone outside of the isles have ever heard of them.
HB45175 11 months ago
what are daleks?
horstborst123 11 months ago
@horstborst123 Doctor Who! They are the doctor's arch enemy!!!!
TotallyAwesomeTimes7 8 months ago
@horstborst123 Exterminate Exterminate!
TotallyAwesomeTimes7 8 months ago
what channel is this on
jeremiahlb1 1 year ago
lol if my Mum's english was better I'd show that video to her XDD
It's the same with her!!! She doesn't want me to sit on them! We always have a little fight about it cause I think that they exists so that you can SIT on them! And my Mum's like:"NO! it's no good for them if you sit on them!"
(don't ask me if that makes sense cause it DOESN'T!)
I reaaaaaaaaally can understand Steve XD I should freak out like that either XDD
ReijiAoeGirl666 1 year ago 2
I first started watching Coupling on PBS(american public broadcast). Steve's rants were the best, and really said what most of us men are thinking. Between his rants and Jeff's "explinations", I had to get the whole series on DVD.lol
stevenwalton8177 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHA! oh, doctor who references.
OMGSCENEQUEEN 1 year ago
AND OF COURSE - DALEKS!
StellarSeraph 1 year ago
OMG! this show was AWESOME!
tashads 1 year ago 2
Holy shit, I don't know if this is funny if i'm drunk or if its the TRUTH!
StrawberryRaptor 1 year ago
lol :)
JasonLFroebe 1 year ago
What are they? Pets for chairs?
RosserProductions 1 year ago
I don't think the last joke was very funny.....
happy0little0bunny 1 year ago
@happy0little0bunny 'Cause he's talking out of his ass...
mityavpitere 1 year ago
@mityavpitere yeah its not that complex a joke it just isnt funny
liiiiiiiiiike 1 year ago
@happy0little0bunny It relates to the rest of the show, because there's been tension building about Steve seeing Sally's bottom when she came out of the shower, and they've also been joking about subtext and saying what you're thinking instead of what you mean to say, so she accidentally said "bottom" instead of "mouth".
lythnia 10 months ago
@lythnia I thought, it was a "talking out of your ass" - reference!?
tuschman168 1 month ago
Totally agree, wtf is with cushions? Great rant. lol.
PrincessDigiko 1 year ago
love this rant!
Annabella56 1 year ago
chubby little bastards, lol
kunukn 1 year ago 8
This is SO true and SO brilliant!
candomarty 1 year ago
Damn those sofa parasites... Hahaha I love this rant. Jack Davenport is objectively one of the top five guys ever!
baseballgirl25 1 year ago 6
loved this rant.
Adom 1 year ago
It's not just that they're from Dr Who, it's the legend that they were so scary that kids used to hide behind the couch when they rolled on screen and began their auto-tuned "Exterminate. Exterminate!" rants...
Prod1Kh 1 year ago 5
YAY! I love his rants! :D
thelevellers 1 year ago 2
Sorry for asking but I couldn't find the answer in a dicctionary. What does the word "dalek" mean?
hackeley 1 year ago
@hackeley watch "doctor who" you will see what is dalek
piggom 1 year ago
@piggom - Thank you for your quick answer. I will defineatly check that up!
hackeley 1 year ago
@hackeley its a type of character from the ledgendary Dr. Who series.
snowboarda789 1 year ago
@snowboarda789 - Thank you very much for clearing that up!
hackeley 1 year ago
@hackeley no problem dude xD just saying docter who is awesome xD!
snowboarda789 1 year ago
@hackeley from wikipedia: The Daleks (pronounced /ˈdɑːlɛk/) are a fictional extraterrestrial race of mutants from the British science fiction television series Doctor Who.
BillyG800 1 year ago
It's a Doctor Who thing.
It's like british Star Trek.
Revan117 1 year ago 3
He's right! I love he's weird speaches!
hackeley 1 year ago
"And, of course.... DALEKS."
D:
I'm so glad I have sofas to protect me from Daleks.
batbitca 1 year ago 4
lol, saw this at school. Where young children are present
Malusregnum 2 years ago
Daleks!! Best part ever
LadyLecter47 2 years ago 4
i love steve, but i have a couch that requires cushions because the arms are simply solid wood and if you sitting next to one of the arms, and tend to lean against them, you want four or five cushions piled up to make those arms less "abrasive".......... i do love steve's rantings though. so bloody funny.
BTW the episode is "her best friend's bottom" i believe
KatScratchFilms 2 years ago
best friends bottom or sg
HUNKragor 2 years ago
what's the name of the episode this is in? i couldn't find it, and i love this clip!
magentapuppy 2 years ago
omg! that was great!! i do have to say that i do have "cushions" or we call them couch pillows i cant sit on the couch without one. its like my grown up Binkey (pacifier) it sits on my lap and i play with the fringy edgeging!!!
CamighLeigh 2 years ago 2
hahahaha i love steve! the man can talk allright :p
lol
SenniqueKashama 2 years ago 3
Love this show!!!
Jubernack 2 years ago 4
Love this man!
Emsta 2 years ago
I hate sitcoms but LOOOOOOOL
VoteCthulhuNow 2 years ago 2
sofa parasite! how true is this.
miradaestrana 2 years ago 3
which season is this?
Hannova 2 years ago
Second. This is one of my favorits episodes, because of his explaining a futility of cushions.
interpolluter29 2 years ago 3
Steve's rant = hilarious of course, but Susan's reaction at 2:17 is GOLDEN.
JMFabianoRPL 2 years ago 3
You gotta love his rants...especially ones with Daleks in them!!!
SciFigirl281 2 years ago 53
chubby bastards what are they? pets for chairs???!!! XD i actually love this show xxx
Alexandriabeard 2 years ago 4
steve rants are brilliant
smudzi 2 years ago 4
And of course - DALEKS!
SquirrelGirl13 2 years ago 117
@SquirrelGirl13 That reference is how I got my husband hooked on this show.
Kiokya 1 year ago
cool:) one of the best 'Steve rants' ever:)
gumpertus 2 years ago
this is one of the best scenes in the whole show. "they sit on our chairs! they watch our televisions!"
yruu113 2 years ago 4
this show was awesome.. i have the first 3 seasons.. :D
doomham 3 years ago
really? do you have that chapter where they meet a girl in a bar that doesn't speak english, and runs once in english, then again showing what she understood of the conversation, swapping the languages? I would like to see that again!
foroparapente 2 years ago
A legend.
TheGearsKeepTurning 3 years ago 3
Daleks!! ROFL
rhoandrich 3 years ago 3
Love Steve's rants. Sadly miss this programme. Love it. Jeff is a comedy king..
rhoandrich 3 years ago 3
2nd post and L0L
imakejokes 3 years ago
LOL
deysi307 3 years ago