Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles Part 1 - White People

[Ashleysweeten12]

in the history of nigadom ;)

[JZC25]

his white people voice is hilarious

[iselin90]

haha



[The80zProduct]

Come thru the bay and see how "polite" white people are. Hold the mayo please.

[davidgalindo07]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!

[jimrichardphoto]

there's my nigger friend right there * thump thump thump thump* you guys say it all the time!

[hermanniy]

Cdfupp MurderMurder Who?!?

[Suevtres]

Me too !!!!

[Mirandabug11]

L.m.f.a.o

[twiggcrayon]

Never in the history of niggadom LMFAO!!!

[RjPaulyD]

the funniest preformence by Katt!!!!

[DMSBlackout6854]

"Wait nigga, is that a Rottweiler or a bear nigga? Go go, no, go, fuck that, go!"

[watermelon2007792]

lmaoo white friend never call yo nigger friends nigger lol

[MisteRadioNerd]

'dem lil blue leashes' lmao

[SwaggedShooter]

"Well what number did ya dial" his voice xD

[DrifterGuy112]

thumbs up if your white =D

[HypoPhreniia]

"LOOK I FHUKING KNOWN HIM FOR 2 WEEKS HE WOULDNT FUCKIN DO SOMTHING LIKE THAT" loooooooool im dieing !

[jhonny619916]

"Niggas don't discover SHIT" lmaooo

[deathbysunrise66]

I love his white voice!! Hahaha

[KIK314M3X]

This dude is funny

[stopcallingmekevin]

Lol you know its true!

[sanitaclarke]

I got to many white friends

[Lesbi417]

Stop puttin them lil blue leashes on yo children. You done treated em like a german sheperd

[ReesesPiecesSwaqq]

MURDER???? MURDERED WHO????

[TheTyK9]

0:31

[MillionDollarGirl44]

Call me back, any will figure this out....

That's how i met my best friend (She's white)

[SwAgGaDiVa3]

White people, never call yo nigga friends, yo nigga friends

[FreshSteeze188]

Lol "ooohhh I want this "

[YoungFreshWild]

No,Shaquita Is Not Here.

[xceceliaxMS]

Yup I've watched this video so many times I have it memorized. lol Fricken LOVE this guy! :)

[severe8807]

My bestie is white n I luv her like a sister...She is there whn i need her

[mizzJanuary2011]

I have a lot of white friends so this is my FAV part of katt williams show

[Mystrya]

0:35 i love how the camera goes 2 a white girl

[mayhorn212]

im sorry no shequeta here haha



[walkerbdyl]

You r so fukin funny

[S3LFMAD399]

Loved Him In MGK'S Wild Boy!

[johnshredder1]

CALL ME BACK WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT HAHHAHAHA

[RonnieRambin]

Im white and this is very true. I love when black comedians make fun of white people.

[CubbieBear1980]

quiz for WHITE PEOPLE only. I'm black and I'm curious were you offended by this or do you consider it racism??B/c I think its 'RACIAL', not raCIST. Meaning (the way I define it b/c as I said I'm black so this is something I have to deal with EVERY day I go out in public in 1 way or another. And btw thats another thing, where SOME (NOT ALL) caucations think blacks just 'play' the card like its a lotto number or something. But heres the thing, WHY would we lie about something if it didn't exist?

[MegaFrosty3k]

@CubbieBear1980 racial, not racist.

[CGDOGS34]

In the history of Niggadom! haha that's awesome! and i agree

kassiej666

[cnmtrini92]

This man is hilarious make u laugh til u got tears lol

[swagbg]

I have a black boyfriend lmao he is such a white guy inside its sooo bizzare a white guuy with swag LOLLL god damn

[uncleben50]

how can u dislike this lmfaooo

[MindlessBehaviorboo1]

I broke my laugh!

[SydniRox97]

1:20 Damn, nature... You scary.

[boby6]

this was one of the funniest stand ups i have ever seen. i laugh every single time

[Peace2011yes]

Without black and latinos the world will be so freaking boring.

[DetroitSuperman23]

hes got a better white person voice then me ha

[bigmymy89]

"Hello? No, i'm sorry, no Shaquita here. What number did you dial? No, it's a 9 not a 7. Just try it and if it don't work, call me back, we'll figure this thing out!" LMAO . So true.

[MackMooreInc]

Hilarious

[mrsrojas1]

My favorite part! lol

[MommaTSmith]

murder?murder?murder who? look at his face .He is too Kool...

[MommaTSmith]

im enjoying my mthr fkn life

[MommaTSmith]

ok

[TheMossfan84]

Jus don't eva eva call em yo nigga friend there's ma nigga friend popopopopop u guys say it all the time

[SWAGALLDAY100]

this vid sooooooooooo............. dnt matta how many timez i watch thiz

[jonathan366119]

to freakin funny was rolling

[Kmoney921]

white people please stop puttin them leashes on yo children thts just entertainment for niggas :D lol

[kris9138]

"WHAT FUCK THE DID HE DO????" lol

[vicsridin09]

@kris9138 lmao

[FoxyFrazier11]

Fucking funny shit !!

[24TheBasketball]

1:48 you notice how the white chics are laughing but the niggs aint? lls

[Paligurl123]

buhahahahaahahahha I LOVE U KATT! I CANT STOP LAUGHING

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

my ninja

[MrRogeliomelendez]

I'm hispanic but i need some white friend lol they are nice people and white women are beautiful too bad theirs not really that many white people where i live.

[urmommaisfattt]

@MrRogeliomelendez lol it's not that great being white lol.

[mattsricherthanusoha]

@MrRogeliomelendez im white lets be friends ;)

[osmadchlo]

I dont care how many times i see this...it always makes me fall out laughing!

[Jbexoticsinc]

I love bein white lol

[dhatbarbie305]

He SO DAM STUPID

[iCHAWY]

I can only hope one of my black friends can get into some trouble so I can roll up on the police station and say, " what the fuck did he do??" Haha

[Bopalaboopa1234]

No its a 9 not a 7.

Lmaoo

[BABBYGORILLA73]

I luv this nigger

[Brekstahkid]

Well try it if it doesn't work than call me back!! Lol

[creepweirdo123]

lol yo this is so true!! i did this once but it wasnt no damn 3 in da mornin

[mireahh]

bahahahah lmao ! i can watch this nigga all dayy ! '<33 ;D

[DroAlmonte2986]

10 people dont got white friends

[JustinVerlander35]

Dis nigga is funny

[agape885muff]

lmao dis nigga said niggas in the history of nigadom

[agape885muff]

LMAO JUST WTF DID HE DO?

[nicolewek]

you tube are you serious? fuckin ads with sound you cant turn off? go fuck yourself

[DisneyDoll1001]

It's actually suprising hw sum white ppl are not finding ths funny...when we black ppl have to live for their stupid comments abt our skin EVERYDAY & they expect us to laugh. funny!

[SeatheBEAST13]

@DisneyDoll1001 Baha. It's hilarious to me ! <3

[campbellsoup93]

@FunktasticFour20 Dude, its called a joke. Its not serious. Its sposed ta be FUNNY! get it? ha ha? funny!

[jhetfield56]

@FunktasticFour20 prolly because black people lived in jungles. Where apes belong.

[bigbooda011]

dat shyt iz true and funny

[girlwithdaface11236]

Never in the history of niggadom!! Lmaoobwhyy

[shithappensALOTT]

Katts my nigguh even if he do go to baby gap for pimp clothes

[TOPCHEE5E]

Where the fuck was you at? what the fuck was you doin? why the fuck didnt you call me?!

[BELUGABOY1]

This guy is hilarious!!!!!!!!

Katt Williams is amazing!!!

[kammanderkoolaid]

ten ppl like lil blue leashes

[shoshoflo]

GOTTA LOVE WHITE PEOPLE <3

[CubbieBear1980]

@shoshoflo especially their creamy smooth women with the sexy blue or green eyes,...mmm

[laangelsnumber1]

10 ppl didn't get themself some white or nigga friends

[JeffHamTrain]

black guys face at 1:50

[RayRai8262]

white people are super nice.. my teacher. talked just like that.. you locked your keys? .. get a slim jim.. if it doesnt work ..come back and will figure something out.. i am like. O>O

[howeejin]

what happan to part 1 i know this is not part 1

[hinatashy33]

@howeejin it's part of part 1

[lilsaints1226]

In the history of niggadom

[Npotter14]

9 people have no white friends

[kassiej666]

Racism is so stupid. I mean does it really matter what your skin color is? We're all humans. I hate when people believe stuff about blacks, mexicans, asians etc. based on what other people say... Anyways, Katt we love you, you are one of the best comedians alive!<3

[toonadict]

@kassiej666 Ya didnt say nothin bout ppl sayin things bout whites based on what other folk say. Thats racist.

[kassiej666]

@toonadict Well I think you pretty much got my message whether I included whites or not. I'm white so I was focusing on other races when I wrote that comment.

[msvapehead]

@kassiej666 it's comedy not racism :)

[kassiej666]

@msvapehead Yeah I know. I can't really remember why I even posted that lol. -facepalm-

[kassiej666]

Katt is the shit!<3

[cashmoneyoneandonly]

WHAT THE F***DID HE DO.,?

LMFAO.!!!!!!

[AlessandroDiLena]

1:50 the black guy can't laugh with niggerjokes haha

[kassiej666]

@AlessandroDiLena Haha ikr?

[AlessandroDiLena]

@kassiej666 ikr?

[TheKelseyraee]

thats why white kids grow up and kill everybody in their goddamn school cause you treat them like german shepards XD hahah :)

[bbfrogin]

lol wtf did he do?

[EbonyChick16]

katt williams is hilariousssss!!!!!!! :D

[sTreek90]

hes wrong about black people never discovering any animals, still a great comedian nonetheless. 

[BaSsCrEaToR01]

oh there go my nigger friends

[YunGProphetLove]

White People are EVIL

[jhetfield56]

@YunGProphetLove Why don't you look in the mirror nigger. Try raising your kids before you say something like that.

[rickybobbyisgod3423]

@jhetfield56 hey kid idc who the fuck you are but miniorities were on this fuckin land first,. so would rather have needle dick pussys light shit on fire. how would like a dozen thouroghbred niggas packin nines out side your white trash of a trialer just waitin to fuck you shrimp dick ass your skank as wife and however many little marry poppins confederate toddlers. now you just lookin ignorant mutha fuka fuck with the gangs and see if u aint bleedin like stuck. dont watch the video then dumass

[ttrooy1]

@jhetfield56 you look in the mirror, and then look around, is anyone else here saying rude things like that?

[jhetfield56]

@ttrooy1 The dude I was directing my comment towards said white people are evil. I consider that very rude.

[ttrooy1]

@jhetfield56 you know, i forgot what you said...

[gunexpert100]

where the fuck was u at

[mrsaguilera]

hes so funny but he needs to cut his hair!

[EpiCatastrophie]

u notice wen he was on the fone with the white guy his joke kept getting better cuz the crowd got louder and louder!

[tysonkailoveangel20]

never in the History of Niggadom! lol

[m0mslilgrl]

Brrrr..Hello...well im sorry no shaquita here...well number did you dial?

[m0mslilgrl]

What the fuck did he do? He wouldn't fuking do that i've known him two weeks...

[FrazierForever]

nigga is dat a rott whieler or a bear, nigga go, no go, fuck that go

[FrazierForever]

where tha fuck was u at? wat tha fuck was u doin?why tha fuck u ain't call me??

haha just like black ppl!!!!

p.s. don't call me racist i'm black

[07Reyes07JA]

this guy is the best

[xoxnoriellyxox]

jajajajajajajaja this mad funny ......what the did he do

[MSKEiTHAB]

mannn this jus cracks me up..sorry no shaquita here...lol

[Noyarole94]

there's my nigga friend, bow bow bow bow, u guys say it all the time! lol

[chrisandeboney]

you guys say it all the tyme lmao .

[ALLIHADTODAY104]

well try it and if it doesnt work call me back we'll figure this thing out

[luhkelsgoinhard93]

In the history of niggadom. lmaaaooo..

[dafastest904]

yooo yooo this is the best comeidan in the whole damn freakin universe

[LivefromtheCHF]

"if they dont answer call me back... we'll figure this out." LMFAOOOO

[R1PpimpC]

Is the guy in the crowd at 0:33 Randy Jackson?

[chinkeyeskush]

@R1PpimpC

...no

[liljj371]

hilarious :22 - :33

[tru420weedhead]

hey everyone thanks for letting me know what he said. i coudlnt understand anything he said. without you guys i would have been lost!

[TheVisualAppeal]

7 niggas don't have white friends.

[koolaidkush7]

no im sorry no shaquita here...

well what number did u dial?

no its a 9 not a 7..

well try it if it doesnt work call me back! we'll figure this thing out!!

[060494lala]

Ahaaahaha' Omqq I lovee himm: )

Hess Hilarioss: D

[14CTD]

well what number you dial

where's my nigger friend but you guy's say it all the time

lmaoooo

[14CTD]

where's my nigger friend but you guy's say it all the time

lmaoooo

[tma0120]

My grandma just said that on the phone last night.

[MrJayjayjay1]

i've known him for 2 weeks he would never do something like that.

[Dedokai32]

murderrr murdered who hahaha

[kristylouwhoful]

no its a 9 not a 7 lol

[wnf333]

so funny :D im a white boy!

[obedebob]

no, im sorry, no shaquita here...

[sactothebay]

Never In The History Of Niggadom.

[llkCRAZY]

niggerdum? lol :D

[sactothebay]

@llkCRAZY did you hear an "r"??

[tonyclass500]

thats funny

[theblacksuperman1000]

there's my nigga friend lol

[YoussefS]

hahahahahah i am breaking myself laughin here... just as well, cos i just had an arguement with my gf hahaha shit shit is funny

[TheBBoyNathan]

nigga is that a rottweiler or a bear nigga go no fuck that go

[graceissuchabitch]

Lol u do gatta love white(europian or sumthing spelled like that)people. But also black people. Lol i lost my point in this....

[iminlovewitheminem]

what the fuck did he do?

i love how he says that.

lmao.

[crabron69]

who ever dislike this video u need a damm life so go somoke some weed

[aliGuuuu]

i love himmmmm & being white

[maryk69]

This is my favourite one!!!! Omg soo funny

[xtrmsprts]

katt william really means "white liberal friends" ,lol a southern redneck who chase em with a noose

[bootaraka2]

"but you guys say it all the time!"

lmfaooo

[lilmisstalksalot18]

ooohh my i DIEING of laughter

[Xxsienna2xX]

niggers dont exist anymore cuz if that was tru you woulda seen one hangin on a tree a nigga is a black person

[intfor18]

@Xxsienna2xX just shut up. Noobdy finds you cool. Just leave.