Shelby's Rant: Status Eternal

[aliyahmoney1]

she's really pretty....

[viktorperkele]

I'm totally fine with "Someday i'm gonna build an AT-AT." defining me for the rest of eternity.

[Dancenter4]

Mine's a hp status

[stereosrocks]

My boyfriend of 2 months died a little under a year ago while we were dating, to attempted suicide, it failed but his breathing faded overnight in the hospital. I always feel that I should have been the one to help him through it :( R.I.P. Jordon <3

[MsYAYAMOMMA]

whoa so true

[simchamo]

Mine is "Paris spelled backwards is Sirap. Coincidence?Ithinknot." I can live with that...

[Wiprud33]

Damn it I was really looking forward to those fish sticks...

[xXmelodicaXx]

She needs WAY more videos

[Swaggerjackme]

Why does she only have 2 videos!

[DanielleM317]

Mine says something about Pisces always can find something to talk about lol

[DianaDevilCakes]

My last status is

"happy birthday jesus!"

[WeirdosIncorporated1]

Bring Shelby's rant back!

[coolguy42945]

MYSPACE.



[MechaRadio]

Wait...so the guy's dead and you're still in a way slamming him? Because it's not about why or how the guy's dead, it's about what looks cool on a social network site. Lame.

[stockingcpl]

BWAAAH! Luv'in it!

Kisses,

Nikki

[paperdynamite]

Of shit, my status says, "I want that Dagga."

Which is South African for weed, and nobody knows about it.

But my second to last one is,

"New kids on the block/Chinese food makes me sick/And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer. I'd have been alright with that.

[GirlTwist96]

My death status: "Spending all Friday in the hospital wasn't my plan, but I'm so thankful my sister is ok and I love taking care of her.-3" I'm ok with that(:

[TardhorseLover]

Ummmmm hi o.o

[PhoenixTomislav]

Let me check what's my last status.

[lovebugg327]

eww tonguing with a real fat guy

[MrSilverductapemedia]

BRING BACK SHELBY'S RANT

[o0oLuckyStaro0o]

Then my death status would be: "My favorite band just called my best friend's dad. O__O"

[ArchangelAnchorite]

OMG YUUCK!! 0:25!!! EWWW!!!!! :DDDD

[LOUDCHIX]

It says 'Pj day YAY! but then math counts ugh'

[RainbowTourmaline]

Mine is: “Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are. “ – Malcolm Forbes

[derfla3101980]

As of this moment, mine would be:

"I'm thankful to be working AGAIN on Thanksgiving. I'm thankful for an empty office where I can roll in my office chair through the hallways at a phenomenal speed to the microwave. I'm also thankful for the people who piss me off at work so I can mess around with their stuff in their cubicles."

[ohmygoodness8D]

I keep thinking it says Shelby's Pants

[pauxsquared]

"How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live."

[youmakemesmile39]

haha! My status is "Never ignore a nerd." Because I just watched that video :)

[LittlePatrician]

I wonder how many many people checked their facebook status after this...

[MegaMATT1122]

if you do make more videos they would be a lot better and you would get way more viewers if you just muted yourself, I watched them on mute and they weren't that terrible, still just as pointless though

[MegaMATT1122]

hey Shelby I want to ask a favor of you- please stop cluttering up the internet. Because of people like you there is a situation where for every one good video there are about a thousand meaningless piles of excrement. THis would not be a problem but people have lives, jobs, school friends, they use the internet for entertainment- they look for cool or funny videos based on headlines that sound cool, but then they find that the headlines are misleading and the videos are terrible, please stop

[pcdsgh]

@MegaMATT1122 then dislike the video. vote counted.

actually, no. it's pointless, as you can clearly see in the likes&dislikes bar.

better yet, ask youtube to make a channel filter, since you obviously can't read the channel name in almost 2 minutes.

/watch?v=8KjezV-lK4s

I hope that solves your problem.

[deekaygee33]

@MegaMATT1122

you comment on every video....complaining...stop watching then.

[gamers55]

Respawn in 3,2,1......

[Maxid1]

If you're so excited for fish sticks? You've got bigger problems than dying unexpectedly.

[mtlbeautychannel]

my status is : "9/11 remember"...i'm good

[gamers55]

Can I date u?

[mayatranter]

lulz xD

[KRYPTICFilm]

My facebook status is: Laughing at how everyone is scared of a 5 second earthquake.

I am prepared.

[ilovebeatlessx]

MORE SHELBY RANTS

[Andreisys]

Makinna Ridgway it's quite hot :D

[Legally7Blonde]

Mine is: I don't have a Social Networking Account.

[rachelwuvsu567]

mine is starbucks :)

[roksr4k4]

i think abandoned profiles (for example from people who died) get eventually deleted...i dont exactly know how it works or how facebook deals with such profiles...but they dont stay up forever

[Purple123Flower]

is she your girlfriend Matt?

[Xanthosis012]

@Purple123Flower matt was married before this

[albanianmusiclover]

@Purple123Flower I believe they're married =D

[hannahchick24]

Mine is.. "I got my first pat check!" haha.

[AlshmexSexypants]

mine is ''i have sailor moon movies someone come over right now

about an hour ago · Privacy: · Like · ''

[MegaGarcia5]

mine is gonna play me some Nintendo 64

[DarkEmotionsBeware]

'Go for it, run for it, dive in head first, live life with no regrets. Put your heart out there, dont be scared you might get hurt, it will all work out in the end' is mine

[fightergrl29]

why would people write on a dead person's wall or page or whatnot? that's just wrong...

[glitterandguns12]

PLEASE MAKE MORE VIDEOS

[RoseannaMiller]

mine is "there is a HUGE fly on the printer, it won't fly away and it keeps buzzing!" hmm am i safe?

[phoenix25R]

Younger Prettier and smarter? Than YOU? Thats impossible lol Anywho Your rants are awesome btw,your so interesting and informative,rare these days I must say

[Godpimp]

theres no one pretier nor smater tham you, you are hoooot.... lucky fat guy.

[Godpimp]

theres no one pretier nor smater tham you, you are hoooot.... looky fat guy.

[itsallgrandandgreen]

mine is " pc is way better than mac"

[kostova13]

status: "here's to all the girls and boys who lost their joy" ouu......... deep

[gagstacoofwhip]

omg i love your rants you should make more!!! <3

[ChristinaWolfle]

If I died Id want my status to be like "I'm going to miss breathing soo much!'

[CJAFTER5]

Status: "really excited about taco friday".... -delete- :|

[LinaLatte]

mine is "I love my friends!" I think I'm good. :)

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

"does anybody want to give me lady gaga's new album? pleeasse?"

That's my status right now. Fuck.

[EcuaOrgullo310]

Love like you've never been hurt.... that's my death status

[BountyHunter500]

"Shelby the hottest girl on youtube"...my status right now...

[moondog1997]

O_O

[gorerydr]

It was cute for you to give your girlfriend some video's on your channel, but was a flop.



[Alfapiomega]

Um... "Deus Vult"

[SeriPain]

"I kinda sorta really need more music."

[AVOLITE]

I would love to tongue kiss Shelby just like Joe did.

[liwymi]

lol, this reminds of the australian tv show "Laid"

[Asianfayce]

‎"Carpe noctem dies tui ut numquam" - Seize the night, for your day may never come.

Oddly enough, that's my most recent status update haha weird 0_0

[Greenywich]

regrette, c'est tout ce que je sens

post it every day just in case

[kenshion072]

wait i dont get it, did she write something bad about Joe?

[crazylaugher]

@kenshion072

What I'm getting is that Joe pretty much died not long after the end of their relationship, since nothing about him changed, and she had no idea about it and still had fun of it. Dunno...am I wrong or something??

[MrGeeraffeSockburry]

12 YEARS OLD????? AND YOU WERE AT FAT CAMP!?!?!?

[omfgitschristy]

'Once upon a time..' Yeah my status dont ever mean anything

[keyblok]

"Oh, how I wish you were here..."

[srhyng]

hahaha. my last facebook status? smthng about my obsession with wongfuproductions.. but that was awhile back. =/ haven't updated since.

hahaha, ewww @ the making out scene. xDD but i'm sure he was happy he got to make out with a girl he liked.... hopefully..

[wolferiene1]

mine is:

" ''Excuse me Gandalf, can i get past?''

I won't make that mistake again."

[undergroundKuztoms]

you remind me of Courtney Cox from the 90's. not as pretty though........JK

[KDstopsmotion]

Current death status: "Did you know that you can play SNAKE on YOUTUBE??"

[chauncy424]

my status says "my name is blank blank and im addicted to petting mattresses at ikea" and im not kidding. i was just watching my strange addiction:)

[mcscuzzi]

status at the moment: "rockin a snuggie"

[Steviefan6]

"Friendly's, the most unfriendly place ever! We were there for 30 minutes and they never came and helped us. They were just hanging around in the back with their arms crossed ignoring us!"

LOL and I wrote them a complaint too and now I'm getting a free gift card from them.

[greenmonsterland]

mine says "burp"

[CrazyCupcakePrincess]

It was bugging me for a while but I finally know who you remind me of. You remind me of Jessica Lowndes. :) x

[00calvera]

there is company that deletes all your accounts from the internet when you die, in a secure and in a privacy way. Deleting from social to porn accounts.

If anyone is worried about that, they can try using it.

[MotionCitySoundtrac2]

mine was "cant wait for the poreotix concert".. hope I pray to gofthat I'm still alive for the nxt 20 years so I can watch all of my idols live...

[FunnySun10]

My status is "sleeping" ...i think.

But...if I die, I give my friends permission to change it to "Dead". No joke.

[girlfromphil008]

Do you want to go back to MySpace so I can Twitter your Yahoo until you Google all over my Facebook? Thats my status now.. so if I die now that would be the last statement ill be leaving to my friends LOL ^_________^

[Made7Line]

My death status is "I'M TYPING WITH MITTENS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[ccalamuss]

1:05 Matt is in the comment section or whatever.

[abigailm28]

hank you Vuke Lanner for taking me out to dinner ♥ love you smelly :L ....x

[bulabula80]

is she also in a group called "the satin dollz"? i saw a video they made on vimeo and it was really good, and the woman in it looks exactly like her, so i assumed it was her. let me know cuz this is killing me!

[MissusFingerBottom]

shelby is really cool... 

[FueledByNinjas89]

"What's better than Toby Turner, Matt Koval, and Steve Greene's videos, all at the (relative) same time? NOTHING!" Yeah, I could TOTALLY die right now and be happy with my last status :D

At least then: All three of them would have a PERMENANT advertiser... Morbid much? I think thats the wrong type of advertisment. XD

[jeanelbicho3]

I just want to be that fat guy that you were kising... shit...

[loscamaradas]

I just subscribed for her :)

[bsb2die4]

Shelby Rocks!

[RamzaBeoulveFFT1]

Shelby you are funny as crap. you HAVE to make more.its kinda funny how i found this actualy im in love with a Shelby and for the hell of it i just put her name in youtube and your videos poped up!! Funny! be even wierder if she saw this :P

[LMFAOKIDISHERE]

my status is how bout them bears

[placeboloverrrrz]

Wow,this is such an awesome quality video,seriously,amazing editing and you gotta have an awesome camera.

Let's not start with how hot you are,and I'm a girl.

[XxUntouchedxMiseryxX]

...i hate fish sticks... lol

[bigbenztc]

so he was a gay fish huh?

[EPNemesis]

Shelby. 1st time watching errr 2nd time now watching your rant, and i hope your getting money to kiss that big tub lmao cuz you are srsly a babe! and very funny!

[carloskies]

So much video editing. I wonder how many hours of crap were edited out per minute of tedium left in. This isn't a personal jibe Shelby, I notice a lot of TV substitutes actual thought out content for fast changing camera angles. This technique makes it possible to watch 117 seconds of nothing without getting bored. Its not till after I realise I've given 2 Minutes of my life and got nothing in return. I'm sure you'll not begrudge me a rant Shelby given the title of this series.

[OxYcOd0n3]

I've learned a 3rd thing... Fatcamp doesn't work! =P

[BaronFeydRautha]

fishsticks?

what are you

a gay fish?

[atw8993]

"Chipotle."

[rdhededcutie]

Hahaha my status has something to do with baking lemon meringue pie and key lime pie!! I'm not joking!! :) I'd be ok with that forever

[koolcrishna]

my status says you guys suck (i was yelling at my 'friends')

[NitrogenFlame]

thumbs up for fish sticks

[BuzWeaver]

What part of the fish does the stick come from? 

[mas92]

i'm happy with my status right now, ‎"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand." i can die with that on my wall.

[jaap1989]

THE LAST NICKNAME ON MSN OF A FRIEND WAS "i know what you'll do today, THINK ABOUT ME! :D"... the next day he killed himself in a carcrash :S ... does people knows when the are gonnna diE?...

MISS YOU NETO!!! :D <3

[HannahASportsG33k]

Did you really DATE him??;)

[koolcrishna]

mine is going to sleep (guess itl be my sweet dreams ill see last)

[ThatRichNoob]

haha notice that matt koval's picture is on the side

[toiletstool]

MORE SHELBY RANTS! YOU CAN TELL HOW MUCH I WANT THIS BECAUE I'M USING CAPS LOCK!

[toiletstool]

@toiletstool BECAUSE not BECAUE

[RamzaBeoulveFFT1]

@toiletstool HAHAAH I KNOW RIGHT!

[ConstantinIV]

@toiletstool

Matt already said that they don't work together anymore.

She was an actor, and he couldn't afford her.

[narutoloverz95]

FOR SHELBY RANTS!

[TheycallmeGeli]

"What happens if you get a cold or something? We go over to the die-hole and, we die." Yes, that is my status right now.

[MissyWaagen]

I am sitting on a cloud, I've got smoke coming from my seat. I can play basketball with the moon, I got the whole world at my feet #_#

[Devikvampire]

I dont have a facebook. Weeeh.

[labelfree904]

she kind of looks like shannen doherty a little. so pretty

[vivalapanocha]

Wow !! its not about you Shelby!!....It's not the kiss that killed him, but the giant pizzas he would gorf on a daily basis. lol .. jk....

[elusisle]

"I'm melting, melting. Oh, what a world!!"

[Kingdom91894]

#lol

[MySunshineMyOnly]

"Me w/ a cute elephant toy my grandma got at the claw machine."

(and a pic of me w/ a cute elephant toy my grandma got at the claw machine)

[R3alitySh0ck]

#LOL

[xxbiancarocksxx]

Good night. LOL. I haven't changed it since yesterday

[iamimmortalify]

mine is i was talking to mertol but he wont answer me anymore

[Abgef]

you frenched a fattie!? 0:25 - 0:32 ...man that's just nasty

how much did they pay you to do that shit!?

[EvelynWilliamsily]

''Maybe i'm trying too hard. -- or just not hard enough. ♥''

[mel765]

my last status? "FML" haha

[iF6u]

"DAMN IT!! Does anyone know CPR for cell phones??!! LOL. Mines dying! And not the kind of dying that can be fixed by plugging it in the charger."

[TGFLIN]

my status- "OMG i just ran over a kitten! :'("

[hawtfrenchtoast]

My status, upon checking, reads "Did I? Was I? Oh yes." And the best part? I wrote it while inebriated sooo I'm not sure what I was referring to.

[OxYcOd0n3]

I wouldn't mind you giving me a death kiss

[sexxmcrxbanana]

hahaha my facebook status right now is (seriously)

"Giuliana ****** is pretty sure she's going to die soon ); <3"

I'm really sick, so yeah ahha that would be my eternal status

[AGENTxx47]

I don't have a facebook or myspace , lucky me, I grew up when we didn't have crap like this

weed was sufficient

[Juliabeach]

"I've been watching this show Degrassi for 6 hours straight...the main girl is so ugly and pathetic but I can't stop watching...Dx"

[Peach6463]

my death status: "R.I.P Tuft - my beautiful guinea pig"

:(

[llVIU]

hm, mine is "Affliction divides me into vengeance, zeal and avarice."

[kittiemill]

That's why I have no myspace/facebook or whatever. It's a waste of time.

[angelsamurai101]

sort of dark humor, but very witty and worth while.

[boyzone5000]

did she just French kiss that fat cunt?

[xxparamorexriotsxx]

MY death status?

"USA <3 " :D

[SpartxGODS]

Hey I have an idea. Don't use facebook, twiiter, and myspace...faggot.

[Llaveroja27]

FB status: Appreciating Life through uni-infinite sense, the essence of Alpoetry, the gift given before conception, a world left behind.

MS status: In love, hopefully (terrified)

[xQueenKristinx]

my status right now is '60% of the time, it works every time'.... hmmm...

[KyleCapone]

i love shelbys rants!

[RescueChipMe]

Matt I'm really going to miss these

[angiebaby12081983]

mine says watching TMNT old school....cartoon pizza always looks delicious.

[WattsyName]

mine says 'i have a fork stuck in my hair!!'

i should probably change that =/

[ndpunk5]

RIP Shelbys Rant.

[rumpedask]

mine says "aaaah, I can sleep in tomorrow. Awesome."

[bullet4mehvalentine]

Mine just says "bad day"

[MissusFingerBottom]

omg the poor girl had to french kiss that guy.. things actors/actresses do :( RESPECT

[Mirocomputergenius]

your soo gorgeous omg!!

[klausisense]

fishdicks?

[sHaNeShEyN]

Christine Shane Carter Munoz (Song Sae In)Just got home from an amazing vacation in Bicol region!! :) i love WAKEBOARDING its so FUN!! but until now my muscles still hurt :))

facebook

[kedharf1]

lol

[etuak]

did you know squids have 3 hearts...

did you know the inside of a kangaroo pouch stinks really bad

[StrGrlOllie]

actually, if you die, facebook would change your status to something commemorative.

[chiccaboom]

omg my status right now is "i forgot how good it feels to peel glue off my hands".

removing it RIGHT NOW! lol

[pablosrz]

"Reading Julius Caesar for a test tomorrow." -Facebook.

[sambluecat1]

do you no your talking about face book and my space who cares

[Pufferfish911]

@sambluecat1 Do you realize you have the worst grammar I've seen in a long time?

[Ryandrogyny]

Holy balls, this girl is gorgeous.

I think I'm going to need to change my boxers.

[drgnballz]

mine currently says "is a happy girl <3" so yeah, I wouldn't mind if that was there forever. =)

[MyT01]

i wanna put fishsticks in mai mouth

[xtdremzny]

my facebook status right now: girls take big greasy poops too!

[BippityBoppityBop]

the punk she dated liked to snort WHAT?