Archer - Turtlenecks aren't gay

[dunder567]

"Hang on. This is far from over."

How does H. Jon Benjamin make ordinary sentences sound so hilarious?

[Ektherion00]

"Then why are you wearing it?" I honestly cannot think of a better comeback for that!

[Manny1222]

When his phone rings is when I lose it.

[deloreanfan81]

ok...totally missed it howd Ray end up in the wheel chair?

[TheValkyrieBlade]

@deloreanfan81 1st 3 episodes of seaons 3 called "Heart of Archness" was a 3 part story arc which results in his wheel chair. I strongly recommend finding and watching them, as like the rest of the show, absolutely hilarious

[babytweeze85]

because Ray's being a total bitch!

[paydirt78]

what episode is this???

[MrJustinArt]

He's right. Turtlenecks aren't gay. Unless it's on a french dude.

[hinatasexslave]

You better put that back in your purse! XDDDDDDDD

[bdiddy77777]

BLACK ASS DADDY!! WHITE ASS MAMA!!

[manpanda100]

the gay guy is using a MP40, good selection I wouldnt expect that from a gay guy.

[gagahusband]

@manpanda100 i wouldnt expect such stereotyping from a man-panda.

[inukirby992]

@manpanda100 Gay people want big guns too, right?

[Razain666]

lol im gay! then why are you wearing that turtle neck

[memberFU]

LMFAO!

[Metropolitification]

Dukes...

[Blondehunny11]

"You better put that back in your purse."

[RukoHanaji]

@Blondehunny11

This. This line slays me every damned time.

[gagahusband]

"... Is it working? :)"

LMAO

[Mytrollacount1]

BLACK ASS MOMMA, WHITE ASS DADDY.

[bigblackracoon]

If this show were to suddenly get cancled like right now, it will never be forgoten simply because of that epic ringtone. i mean the show has a lot more going for it than just that ringtone but you know how some shows have a joke or two that become infamous? Well mulatto butts is now on that list.

[eddieclarke2905]

because ray is being a total bitch!

[FrenchieMeister]

The ringtone gets me everytime. xD

[RukoHanaji]

"You better put that back in your purse!" slays me every time.

[alexandergifford]

What the hell is that ringtone? *dies of laughter*

[thehumangunstore]

why does he have an mp 40?

[IrishmanSober]

@thehumangunstore Why don't YOU have an mp40?

[thehumangunstore]

@IrishmanSober true

[Agomongo1235]

:06 seconds... i nevr knew they used mp40s back then lol

[Madvillane]

I'd rather have a tacticalneck rofl

[muddemon101]

GAYYY



[GamingReel]

archer best show alive bahaha

[MrWatchmenfan]

is it working

[komichtag]

which episode is this?

[dalesalsa]

jaja... I guess mulatto butt is Lana... jaja... Haven't seen this show in too long!

[daltonic20]

Bought a turtleneck today! Aka the tactileneck.

[zimgirdibofdoom]

You better put that back in your purse.

[eddieclarke2905]

because ray is being a total bitch!

[lisquidsnake]

Whyte ass DADAY! BLAQ ASS MAMA!

[MrFedmark]

...tactalneck

[stephleom]

BEST SHOW EVAR

[1dui1]

If someone tries to mug me if they out a weapon im using that line XD

[BlackIce3190]

@1dui1 As will I. Even if I get shot, it'll be worth it.

[Wintermutate]

This is basically the best 10 second moment in the entire series. Four zingers in a row (including Archer's ringtone).

[xhyra]

Xander, Wendel, and Killface.

[anthrax420415]

@xhyra and Ronnie!

[zorak950]

Is Ray voiced by the same guy who did Xander Crews?

[CrazyVideoGamer815]

tactical turtlenecks are great

[tsphilly98]

You'd better put that back in your purse! xD

[kunnarp]

are that car is dodge challenger R/T 70??

[twinturboteen18]

@kunnarp yeah thats what me and my gf were tryna figure out in one of the first episodes, you dont see a clear shot of it till later but i could tell it was either a challenger or a cuda ( the really cool guys drive chryslers :P)

[rouletteroller]

i never understood why they use mp40s..oh yeah cuz they're badass!



[handsomedebonair]

U better put that back in your purse LMAO

[IDH2008]

@crazyindian8 OMG!! Ray is awesome and soo much more qualified than Archer. So glad he got more screen time this season

[uluafisher068]

Mallory: "Well why havnt u left yet?!"

Archer: "BECAUSE RAY IS BEING A TOTAL BITCH!!!"

[TheLongLakeRockstar]

@uluafisher068 Does anyone have This Part ^ here on yuotube?! I wanna use it as an intro for a new song I'm recording!

[PotentGermanThunder]

@TheLongLakeRockstar Can upload it for you, if you like.

[TheLongLakeRockstar]

@PotentGermanThunder Bro That'd be Awesome if you could. :)

[Zterruh]

i want a turtle neck now

[animelvr99]

'you better put that back in your purse"

lol

would archer go commando on your ass for wearing a turtleneck?

yes...yes he would

[originalbalex]

Ray is just awesome, I love when people don't take crap from Archer.

[jculver1674]

I love how right after this, Archer has a long phone conversation with Mallory, then hangs up and says, "she says to take it off."

[tonyschitte]

He should have touched his penis with his penis.

[Greendotz]

@tonyschitte head and shaft

[gagahusband]

@tonyschitte I have the biggest gay crush on Archer.

[funloverly]

then why are you wearing that turtleneck? hahaha

[ScarecrowPhD]

You'd better put that back in your purse. XD

[SpeedTyper101]

Nice Ringtone

[1aundulxaldin]

It's a fact that Ray Gilette suddenly became other favorite character on this show, what with the more screen time he kept getting. XD

[PhilanVortex]

If that kind of weapon was good enough for James Bond, it's not gay.

[sonar357]

You know your weapon of choice is girly if an openly gay dude disses it by ordering you to put it back in your purse. Burn!

[Canjos]

MULATTO BUTT! mulatto butt.

[CasusUniversum]

@Canjos Butts* Mulatto Butts*

[CarmineAbattoir]

thank you for posting this :)