Hard Justice: S1E11 - "Resignation" Act 1 (Halo 3)

[DaEmonX555]

Is it just me or did a cop killer turn himself in....

[jason201184]

hey im gonna b sick he shouldn't have down loaded that music uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhkkkkkkk­eeeeeeeeeeeee

[kiannoritz]

lmao 266,266 views...

[xeddyxo05]

oh i get it "HARD" JUSTICE.

LOL

[adriantherandom]

Holy shit! *SCREEEECH!* *CRASH! CRASH!!!!* *SCREECH*

[samjquillen]

it pisses me off when ppl watch vids purely to talk shit on opposing community forums just stick to the shows u like and stop bitching

[Thespartan022]

This show ties up with RvB for me, and ahead of Arby and the Chief. But nevertheless, theyre all insanely funny.

[tyresandkers]

@Thespartan022 Arby n the Chief FTW!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SpartanSOBCA]

ImBadAtPC felt that guys ass

[ImBadAtPC]

All you arby n the chief fanboys and rvb dicklovers shut up this is not a straight comedy it's a drama (fuck!)

[MrRunescapeGuy1]

@ImBadAtPC umm what?

[ChasrMan111]

This series hasnt made me laught as much as Arby n the Chief (Freaking Awesome) and RvB (also Freaking Awesome) but its still pretty good

[CorruptedCorbok]

its a trap!!!

[DBZJohnny123]

arby n the chief has made me laugh the most out of all halo machinima, I watched some RvB eps and they are pretty good

[Severepwner]

I hate Howard.

[28880]

Hey! Police! Pull over bitch!

[Spectre3554]

the song at the begining was also used in Stag Night!

[funorbnation]

What was Howard doing at 2:10 that was so important that he couldn't stop the killer! DAMN!

[kilulafo]

@funorbnation Not knowing what was happening.

[halofreak9724]

@whisper198 Bungie is a American company derp

[whisper198]

@halofreak9724 I love how idiots like you jump to conclusions, Bungie is based on an island off the west coast of canada, just north or vancouver

[friendlyelites]

@whisper198 you are really retarded its in america dumbo the fat elephant

[whisper198]

@friendlyelites I thought you were the conflict resolver here? I think you're just the jelly tag-along.

[Dinkzta]

2:13

Hmmm... That window ledge looks a lot like the ERECT office! lol

[funorbnation]

@Dinkzta The ERECT office is on the other side of the map.

[sheerfe4rstudios]

PULL OVER BITCH!

lol can you imagine a cop saying that?

[Hitlerwearsasnuggie]

@sheerfe4rstudios ever played gta?

[Thatmakessense356]

What's the song in the beginning?

[321erup123]

ARGUING MAKES YOU A HOMOSEXUEL.

[Dinkzta]

@321erup123 I agree.

[mxm998]

lol

[borovac1]

four miles an hour?? That is so fucking retarded!! - Tell that to the judge, bitch! XDXD fucking hilarious :D

[DarkEye1564]

"Tell that to the judge bitch"

[morgeemorgaa]

A od oldaydait a satchig some HJ :-)

[SlamageEntertainment]

You should make a show about that weird guy before the events of HJS1E1

[skykid720]

the intro song is the song chuck norris plays while he's taking a shower

[TheEchoGirl1]

i would feel it :)

[Atlittle104]

im really getting tired of seeing kat get exsploded over and over, atleast show a different commercial instead of replaying the same old halo reach, halo reach isnt even that new a game anymore why are they still showing this commercial?

[MrSmith2100]

@Atlittle104, Bungie knows it is a fail, and are trying to restart the excitement. I am a Halo fan myself, but Reach was a fail. An 3p1c F41lur3.

[DarkEye1564]

@MrSmith2100 I hate how noble team does barely something in fights they leave it all to you the game is cool and all but the ruined the forge and the theatre

[TheDatingTool]

@MrSmith2100 you my sir are a funny man. how was halo reach a failure? you probaly said tha cuz you cant afford it. How the hell will bungie know if its a failure if so many people play it? Everything was improved in reach, story, online, custom games, even forge. Wat are they trying to restart the excitement with?

[mozingo1996]

@MrSmith2100 I want to ask someone who should know, do people tell retards that they are retards?

[MrSmith2100]

@mozingo1996, It was. Seriously, if Bungie didn't have enough time to make it into the game they wanted it to be. If they weren't bein rushed, Forge would have weather. I know I sounded stupid in that comment. I think it's a stupid comment two.

[palpatine112]

I KNEW THAT GUY WAS GAY

[silvermario15]

i would choose a night in the cell...

[gaijin83]

cool intro song, what's it's name?

[violetfoxlover]

i <3 how they say "thats fucking retarded" XD

[hUNTeRindJ]

Fucking troll Sum

[SumRandomODST]

@hUNTeRindJ no actually im ending the trolling sorry you have to read my first comment its up in the top rated

not bragging

[SumRandomODST]

so basically YOU ALL NEED TO GET A FUCKING LIFE OUTSIDE OF VIDEO GAMES AND THE INTERNET!!!!!!

AND STOP FUCKING TROLLING!!!!!

go outside, make some friends, get a fucking girlfriend, and stop being such assholes

[SumRandomODST]

i have a few things to say to stop this fucking arguing

1. halo is an american made game seeing as how bungie is based in america

2. just because your from brittain or anywhere else and learn different things does not make you a retard

3. red vs blue is good so is this one, its all about opinion, insulting people based on opinion makes you a fag

4.finally STOP FUCKING ARGUEING YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR EVERYONE

you all argue about the pointless details of pointless facts

[stiffy14got9heedshot]

@SumRandomODST I agree fully.

[SurgicClips69]

@SumRandomODST It's about time someone said it. Nice job mate. :-)

[thexskating]

@SumRandomODST actually halo is made by New Zealand, and America. not arguing you have a great point just making a correction for you

[Dinkzta]

@thexskating New Zealand? What did they do?

[thexskating]

@Dinkzta the main bungie studios is in new zealand

[Dinkzta]

@thexskating Seriously? If so then why did they release all their games in US time zones... Unless there's a bigger market there which there probably is... So I guess I just answered my own question...

[thexskating]

@Dinkzta ya lol u did

[Dinkzta]

@thexskating K soz lol

[ironhenge7]

@SumRandomODST Omg so people aren't born gay? Every gay person must have insulted someone on their opinion. What other of life's great mysteries can you answer?

[Barsken3]

@SumRandomODST

i would have 2 completely agree with you there

[paperZachgod]

@SumRandomODST I could swear that you also have one of the top rated comments... tell me, be you a thumbs up whore?

[DeathRevenant7]

@SumRandomODST Amen, oh and since when did people think us brits were retards?

[Dinkzta]

@SumRandomODST There's nothing wrong with Britain, apart from this shitty coalition government with the Liberal Democrats.

[gerudgutierrez]

@Dinkzta Dude there are prob more retarded libtards in the USA then Britain haha...

[Blackbommer200]

@SumRandomODST preach on man i mean that in a good way not in a insult way

[sporeuploder15]

@SumRandomODST AAAAAAAAAAMEN TO THAT BROHAM!!!!!!! : )

[LetsPlayAGame5]

@SumRandomODST But you arent helpping. You are argueing with the people who started arguing..

[samjquillen]

@SumRandomODST so true

[12poundDump]

Best FUCKING OPENING!

[117tvirus]

my cooperation is guaranteed,said the arab

[SlyTheBlindGuy]

i just masturbated before watching this episode, just wanted to share a little more about me with you guys, this show really does kick ass though.......

[117tvirus]

@SlyTheBlindGuy ummm........umm.......i jizzed on your name as i finished this episode.....oohh....sorry.....­

[fuge805]

@SlyTheBlindGuy HWEY ME 2!!!! jk

[xMOONxKNIGHTx]

@fuge805 wow ......thats all just...umm good job ?

[fuge805]

@xMOONxKNIGHTx yeah...

[Dinkzta]

@SlyTheBlindGuy Why would you need to masturbate before when this show gives you more pleasure?! lol

[doodleman232]

omg its jigsaw

[snowtigerben]

lol mini hog



[Baird419]

this is best halo series what i have ever watch

[OhiosFinest216]

i thought he was gonna make him feel his ass

[xXdark3ndAng3lXx]

cant wait what hes gna do for reach

[djtightpants10]

wicked good story line



[MrTripify]

OLIVE GARDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkvoltage100]

DAMMMMNNNNNNNN i cant watch this episode because it buffers too slow!!!!!

[xXdark3ndAng3lXx]

song?



[TransformersFan34869]

"I'm looking in the mirror but the sign's facing backward too, so they cancel each other out!" how the hell can you formulate that?

[darclordfilms1]

this show is soo funny but has a good story

like red vs blue witch this is what i think the 1st season and somewhat of the 2sc sucked

[cubanmamasita88]

F5 to skip ads!!! Thumbs up to reach the top!!!!!

[FameSparrow]

@cubanmamasita88 I doesn't work any more.

[cubanmamasita88]

@FameSparrow oh thanks man

[moctuzuma]

At 0:21 is it me or are the wheels turning the wrong way round?

[Dustin102094]

@moctuzuma i think they are, i see it 2

[sly911911]

LOL! I thouth the intro was from sex and the city! :3

[Blackbommer200]

he cant resign

[SanguinaryPhilosophy]

love the beginning

[99firewolf]

whats the first song when the sniper guy is firing at people and blowing up the ccar

[FLuffeeTalksrox]

i like arby n the chief more than this but i still love all of digitalph33r/JonCJGs machinimas.

[esp1996]

wow teling them ur gonna cooperate with ur arrest and giving up. like thats not a trap. lol

[sierra1182]

TUCKER! *from RvB* IS IN THE BEGINNING!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!! Well, I know it's not Tucker, but the armor colors' the same!

[1nF0xxDuD3]

Hey, Hey police....

*honk honk*

..... pull over bitch - max lol that shit is funny

[Dreadnaught78]

I can tell it's a trap

[daftmarzo]

This machinima has a great story.

[jackmando97]

Gay guy "i will agree to drop all charges if the officer will agrre to have a date with me

[SkateMafiaKr3w]

loved the beggining

[rhondairv]

"Pull Over Bitch !!!!" LOL

[V71Aaron]

thumbs up if you agree this should be made into a real movie

[MrVideoman234]

what map is this in nthe beggining sme1 tell me plz!!

[spiritB0mber]

sdddgsg AWSOME

[AluorSXflam]

ITS A TRAP!!!!!!!!!!

[MW2fan452]

i have this entire series on a playlist on my iPod. so funny

[chocabloca555]

its alright but the intro went for to long and it felt really slow 3*

[lilranger160]

5:09 - 5:37 i bout died

[CALLMESKETCH1368]

trap much

[xMoDzProductions]

i love fags who fight over youtube when they have nothing to do

[wertycrow]

the sniper in the beggining is a good shot, but not as good as me.

[343GuiltySparkO4]

August 24th? My birthday!

[Drummaboyy21]

who the FUCK are you?

[BrightstormFilms]

how come the dude that always plays games sounds different and is a lot smarter?

[SoManySkinks]

Hey! Hey police! Pull over bitch!

[Jango2811]

@DigiS0UL yup, your an arseface

[MC066]

i'd just shoot the guy first chance i got

[MrGoboka]

no no, obviously it's just a fucking contest to se who had the ablls to endanger everyone on the road - (Guy) I wansn''t speeding! I was onl doing 35, (MAX) Yeah 35 over the speed limit, (guy) oh yeah whats the spedlimit for this palce? 1 MpH?! (max) no, it's 4. Greatest part ever

[Jango2811]

shuddap red vs blue is #1

[Soakedboy]

Can you say trap?

[SilverAssassinTears]

Yeah tell that to the Judge, Bitch. Get out of the car.

[arbrsword]

watch?v=_Q-pP61lrgo

watch this nd put ur price

[rikgerats]

Hey sweet f*cking movie man!!!

Just one question how can you make 1 minute of credits if you are doing everything on your one???

[darklink4567]

you idiot, you do know that machinima is uploading this? so that comment question is just going to machinima. Machinima never replies back to their comments. They wouldn't even know the fuck you're talking about

[xXforestoXx]

lol dud ur a dumbfuk

[darklink4567]

oh really? please explain

[xXforestoXx]

@darklink4567 You seem to fling around the word "Idiot" to somehow bring about an emotional response from someone else, and if not your an idiot for making fun of people because they made a mistake in trivial information, thats why your a Dumb fuck.

[darklink4567]

Well actually i think you're right. Alright I guess I'll stop. ;)

[scarymoviefanify]

@rikgerats how can he their are multiple characters on the secene at one time so he must have friends

[rikgerats]

Dude

If he had friends on his game he could not lower his waepon and there never more then 4 people on the screen

[MonsterHunterLegends]

yeah, he should get other people to help with voice acting.

[b1oodh3ll]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAH this is soooooooooooooooooooo fun!!!!!

[jakdabomable]

a purple cop killa ?:P

[OmgStabbyJoe]

@jakdabomable yus itza purple cop killa

[MrJkid2010]

@OmgStabbyJoe why did he have to be purple thats my fav colour :(

[Redlaser21]

BEST MACHINIMA SERIES EVER!!!

[mormondragonslayer1]

YEA YOUR RIGHT!!!

[Jango2811]

the second best red vs blue is the best

[DahLoTo]

@Jango2811 red vs blue is shit

[quila001]

@DahLoTo and exactly how many episodes did you watch? because you obviously can't have watched that many if you think RvB is shit

[DahLoTo]

@quila001 If I watch 4 episodes and none of the make me laugh, what makes you think i'm gonna watch any more? It's just not my kind of humor

[MrLeaff]

@quila001 its called an opinion u must have gone to public schools

[quila001]

@MrLeaff if you mean public schools as in American public schools, then no I didn't. I'm on the other side of the pond

[UltraMagnus5050]

@quila001 then that means your retarded

[quila001]

@UltraMagnus5050 how does the fact that I'm a Brit instead of an American make me retarded? I don't quite see your reasoning there.

[UltraMagnus5050]

@quila001 because

1 your british

2 your schooling sucks

3your insulting amercan schools

4your gay

5Halo is amercian

[quila001]

@UltraMagnus5050 alright, let's get this straight

1: being British does not make me retarded, I'm personally very proud to be British

2: our schooling does not suck, it could be much better, but it doesn't suck

3: I never insulted American schools. When he asked if I'd gone to a public school, I said if he meant an American public school, the answer was no because I lived on the other side of over 4k km of water. That is not insulting to American schools.

[quila001]

Anyway, why would I insult American public schools? I have lots of friends in American public schools.

4: I'm not gay; I'm as straight as they come. Besides, you can't really make allegations about people's sexual orientation like that.

5: Yes, I know Halo is an American video game, I'm not stupid. Besides, how is that evidence for claiming that I'm retarded on the basis that I live in a different country to you?

[UltraMagnus5050]

@quila001 umm yeah i did not post this comment i let a friend use it i'm sorry if they offended you. sorry

[MightyBoosh15]

@UltraMagnus5050 get fucked you retarded american you cannot hold the claim that halo is american built alot of the designers are dutch ? shot dick read up on stuff before you insult people, you make me sick drop dead asshole

[UltraMagnus5050]

@MightyBoosh15 LET MESAY THIS AGAIN i did not post this comment i let a friend use my account

[501germanshepherd]

@Redlaser21 i agree but disagree

its the best drama

arby and the cheif is the best comody

inside halo is the best info/news

early red vs blue was a machinima prodution

[RazeAnimations]

@501germanshepherd= Im thinking One life remanining is best drama, and RVB is the best comedy theres no other news as good as inside halo even though its inside gaming now...

[YouHateGasgara]

@RazeAnimations One Life Remaining is the best. But for comedy I think I will go with Arby n' the Chief. RvB is overrated.

[gamerguy0512]

@YouHateGasgara Yeah, I dont get why so many people love RVB. Its just not funny.(No offense to all you fanboys out there)

[blade3337]

@gamerguy0512 it's ok but most people i know think it is shit but it is their opinion

[laifalbert]

@gamerguy0512 It's dry humor, kind of like The Office or Monty Python. If you think about what they're saying, you'll pick up a lot of clever jokes.

[gamerguy0512]

@laifalbert Oh ok, that makes sense.

[laifalbert]

@501germanshepherd What do you mean by machinima production? If you mean by machinima, as in the youtube channel and website, no it wasn't. It's still ongoing by the way.

[anedcav]

@Redlaser21 i agree

[drummerveress]

@Redlaser21

It's alright, i think roosterteeth is I don't mind any of these directors but rooster teeth has earned their place. The stuff they do, sprinting visual effects kicking pillars just magnificent watch it sometime.

[microwaveo1]

@drummerveress the animation team has monty oum in it check out his video haloid

[DocWolph]

"My Cooperation is guaranteed."

As Admiral Akbar says, "It's a trap!"

[tremuloser]

@DocWolph what ELSE does he say. EVAR?

[Whisper95Productions]

lolz olive garden

[draco1002]

I woulda taken the cell

[richboyg1]

So what's it's going to be a night in the cell or a night at the olive garden.WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!!!!!ROFL

[WaffleMan154]

Damn! Fucking cliffhangers.