Dylan Moran

[rotterization]

put the clock up the watch!! hahahaha!!!

[saleri]

Has he got his hands in his shirt?

[ela1191]

"Don't clap, I'm not jazz band , for Christ's sake." Classic.

[1960bang]

I love Dylan! Recently saw him at the theatre royal, Norwich and he was superb!

[1960bang]

I lov

[NightinGal89]

Dylan is pretty and sexy and funny and makes it all look effortless. I am a girl and I am JEALOUS!

[lonelygnome1]

Why can't I be this charismatic?

[captainpotatoe07]

"i had to get dressed today...and there are other pressures" ahhaah

[allyndeimos]

or he recycles his jokes or there is more than one video of every standup of him. or i'm just crazy o.o nope, nope, he definetly recycles. LAST time, i remember thinking: 'you had to get dressed today? didnt look like you put much thought into it... your coat is weird and all yellow and red and stuff.' recycle!!!

dont clap, i'm not a jazz band, for chirst's sake :D

[blockheadface]

@allyndeimos Every comic recycles bits of material.

[manormaid]

@allyndeimos The comics all recycle. They ain't that witty, nobody is. I say comics hate things like You Tube because they see all their old stuff being put up and therefore can't use it again because people might think they are frauds.

[TrustmeUK]

My favourite clip of his! Thanks for this!

[StripesndSuch]

God I just want to put him in a sandwich and bite his widdle head off ;) He's so gorgeous and he still is now!

He such an interesting and obscure surrealist with the most brilliant head of hair ;)

[XxXcoolbeansyeaXxX]

'no, now don't clap, i'm not a jazz band.'

[MrDoyler08]

@Irishcomedians, I think it's already quite clear but in case you haven't thought of Dara o Brien and/or Ed byrne I'd add them. They make me proud to be Irish.

[manormaid]

@MrDoyler08 You shouldn't be proud of others, be proud of stuff you do yourself and nothing else

[BritishAlienCompany]

I love his childlike, boyish, surrealist humour! He's adorable xxx

[DigitalGhost94]

he seems to never change, he looks the same then as he does now except he wears more black :D

[BurntOutOnReEntry]

"Brush your teeth, AND your hair. Oh piss off!" LOL

[honey88foru]

Never stops being funny. Dylan Moran.

[BraydonSzafranski]

To this day, he still has that same shaking death grip on the microphone.

[DigitalGhost94]

@BraydonSzafranski ive only recently noticed that. i like it.

[mrakoplasa]

he looks like some drunk baby..& oddly its cute :D

[DigitalGhost94]

@mrakoplasa there's something child like and vunerable about him, yet he is very wise.

[greg3845]

dylan is the best,,,

[theresecranney]

This is EXACTLY the same set as when he done The Comedy Store in 1997. This looks like it was probably around the same time, but still. It's the only bad side of being a fan of stand-up, but Moran is still amazing.

[Rozza23]

@theresecranney This is 1997

[kcarccrack]

The beard part i have heard someone else have a go with. Darn the stand ups arent as original as they used to be ):

[DontTellTheFerret]

HAHA!!! that was a brilliant set. Love Dylan so much

[joedruo]

when was this? really short set, was it the jongleurs in portsmouth?

[WoodyIsRHCP]

@joedruo 97. I dunno bout which Jongleurs.. but it was the one that was regularly shown on paramount comedy if that helps.. lol

[filthmonger171]

he is a jazz band

[MondayAddams]

awesome! .D

[B1gBassa]

watched this on comedy channel other night..funny stuff

[SuperCosmica]

I just literally *just* watched this exact act but it was 10 years earlier. He's a genuinely funny man off the cuff, I doubt he could find it a stretch to put together a new act.

[ProbiliciousProbie]

HE HAS TO COME TO AUSTRALIA AGAIN!!! =D

<3 xx

[yellowpowerranger94]

i've heard this all before . still funny however. :D

[WonderersWay]

I love penbis

[MicroWorldLover]

...yeah.. I was lying, there, but, at least, I love him,

[majooismajor]

i Love dylan moran

he is amazing :) funny as hell :)

[nanabaws]

oh yeah, Frankie Boyle, now there's a funny man

[MicroWorldLover]

I agree. Did you know he was all set to come to North America, then bailed out because he is afraid of flying? We have to do something to get him over here!! Agreed??

[nanabaws]

Naw man, I'm fae Sotland, got tickets to see the man early 2010...

[parachilifighter]

when is he comin to scotland!?!?!? and where is he playin dude!?!?

seriously fuckin love him man xD

[nanabaws]

Frankie has a full tour of Scotland early next year, you're gonna have to go down the paying through the nose e bay route though man cuz it's a total sell out. sorry

[LeopoldStotchRules]

I think a lot of people disappear so much up their own arse they forget that comedians are supposed to be funny first and foremost, not advise you on your lifestyle choice or feed your feelings of social and intellectual superiority. Dylan Moran is hilarious. Eddie Izzard is quite funny.

[nanabaws]

mmmmmmm people like you Leo, you pretentious little twat..?

[LeopoldStotchRules]

LOL, look at you all annoyed and not being able to make a coherent argument so you resort to name calling. Aw sweetie don't worry, one day you'll grow a brain *pats your head*

[Hoboman667]

... and then little men come and beat you with spoons. They cover it up but that's what happens! lol dylan's brilliant

666 ratings btw

[binxgillam]

omg I love him!!! He is soooo funny here, just as mch as in Black Books,, I just bought the entire 2 series box set :D:D:D

[rockinhamster]

there is 3 series and the 3rd one is great!

[BeibaAX]

I love how Dylan always cuts the audience off from laughing. He interrupts, and it's a sign of how confident he is with his work. Most comediens let the audience laugh themselves into silence because they think 'the more laughs the better', but Dylan's like 'no, shush, I'm not finished!' :]

[DigitalGhost94]

@BeibaAX he just doesn't care, that's why. he's just brilliant.

[nomie2005]

How old was he here?

Hes amazing live, went to see him on 19th of October last year.

[highflyerl23]

He sounds sooo much like Eddie Izzard...his style is so similar.

[DABOO317]

He doesn't sound like Eddie Izzard, Eddie Izzard is louder and his voice is really annoying, he's not really funny either

[kibk8al]

Most of all, Eddie Izzard doesn't have an irish accent. And he's extremely funny when you have a modicum of culture.

[SpiritmanProductions]

@ kibk8al

Hear, hear. ;)

[firestartertwistedfi]

Well, there are definite similarities... that joke about how when you find a lump they carry you off shoulder high could be one of Eddie's. And for the record, I think Eddie Izzard may be the funniest stand-up I ever saw.

[BlexxiBlade]

Eddie Izzard is NOT funny, hes just not.... CAke or death? what the fuck? thats not funny, thats just sticking bullshit words togteher?

[kis3323]

i know what you mean...obv he doesn't have an irish accent ...its just the whole mads random things and the way he speaks, his tone... i really dont know what im saying

[RedOnChrome]

"knockers! way!"

[Ovulating]

He's very pretty. Some sort of drunken charm about him, isn't there.

[MsHelen23]

Irish, funniest people ever!!!!

[rossm21uk]

perhaps your not quite so attractive as you once were before ,perhaps,maybe,what do i know

[spankotheclown]

hes brilliant

[DeltaOne60659]

little men would come in and beat you with spoons

[MadameGrishkin]

they cover it up, but that's what happens. lol!

[OkJohnnyLetsGo]

i prefered the one where he said they come in and beat you with waffles, but this was good too :)

[summerrain804]

he looks really young here wow!!!!

[thesnowflaker]

"I had to get dressed today... And there are other presures" Classic!

[prandtastic]

The joke at the beginning is the best Moran joke ever

[54spiritedwill54]

excellent

[johnnylepikorn]

. . . and then little men will come in and beat you with spoons. that's what happens. they cover it up but that's what happens.

[HeadlightMorningGlow]

Absolute fucking legend.

[maxspank]

So Dylan Live yesterday doing a pre tour gig, he was awesome! Really funny guy.

[Lizkakriska]

all the cute and smart ones are always married!

[deppy6]

i love this man so funny gong to see him in october at newcastle cant wait

[lexismuffin]

I'm terrible..i have piles, all my skin is falling off i live with an old woman i don't really know underground and we have to suck stones for money and i have a very rare eye disease and this amazing collection of ming object which got broken yesterday by a falling pig, everything is pretty shit and i want to die..what would the other person say ''oh ok see ya'

[korsyn01]

death has a vespa!!! LOL

this guy is great! black books ftw

[Sassdamina]

"you're looking for a lump in a bag of lumps."

Classic!

[GoddessOfMutilation]

He is so funny. It was a great night when I saw him live in Cheltenham.

[guernican]

I assume you saw him on stage. I mean, you didn't just see him in the street and, on that basis, have a great night.

Because that would be very, very sad.

[GoddessOfMutilation]

Yes it was on stage, quite a while ago. What would be sad?

[dotty087]

ur an idiot

[guernican]

And you, it would appear, speak like you're typing into a mobile phone. Even sadder.

[Shiphamster]

He's so adorable I just want to take him home with me.

[filmreelgoblin2006]

Aww bless him he does look quite nervous. Great to see this old footage. Thanks for uploading x

[bcbcbcbudsbudsbuds]

i think the nervousness was more part of the routine

[nadijill]

haha he IS bernard!

[gregafc1985]

this guy is pure funny

[VonLarkin]

Oh please! What did Dylan say at 1:19 after saying that he is a man?

[figginsforwiggum]

"I'm a man...either that or a woman who's really let herself go."

[bertiethetoupee4]

I love the way his routine is not funny for 40 seconds but he exudes confidence and then BAM! "I have piles". His material is so fresh and original and he knows its gonna go down well

[hippotoast]

LOTR!

[RomyLuvsIndie]

"And then little men will cum and beat you with spoons"..he looked so cute when he said that!

[zombiegod]

excellent

[mohammad9993]

why does he always have this blue shirt? haha

[aaronandaoife]

He looks so young... fabulous. love him to bits... even when he's eighty, I would jump his bones in a second.

[TassySatch]

Here here

[sunway008]

wow he is cute!

[SGGH12]

I was drinking my drink all through that. I guffawed so much I spurted half of it back into the mug twice, and almost choked to death once.

[whoaboyo]

What were you drinking?

[67sixtyseven67]

Absinthe lol :P

[brainkittenrules]

real smooth :p

[brainkittenrules]

just kidding i love him

[cluelesscheese1]

i know his cousin. he looks like him. hes not as funny. hes hookin me up wit an autograph. ilove dylan. hes amazing.

[tsj73]

i had a romantic relationsip with his cousins dog, it didn´t work out he said i was too hairy..........

[carcharodonoodle]

"i'm gonna grow old gracefully, i'll jog! but that doesn't matter, death has a vespa" hahahahahahha

[carcharodonoodle]

they lock you up! and little men will come in and beat you with spoons! that's what happens; they cover it up but that's what happens.

[Bozebo]

crud quality lol is the frame rate 1fps?

[stealthdonkeynipples]

one of the funniest men on the planet. after the chuckle brothers of course....

[Lissy2112]

i love dylan moran haha hes so drunk here!

[DevilShroom]

He's shaking, aw bless. Evidentally really nervous.

[srw9]

i think hes too drunk to be nervous

[mccrackhed]

yer do you think he just walks of the stage and falls down repeatedly until his next stand up??

[srw9]

for some reason that image made me laugh way too hard (just picturing him spending the whole time getting up and falling down and doing not much of anything else)

[B21983]

@DevilShroom it may not be nervousness, he might have a condition

[silentbob36]

Just saw 'Run fatboy run', his performance in it was amazing!

[DanLynch69]

i hope he gets a leading role in a movie soon

[killtheabsence]

yeh... he deserves better than playin' david in shaun of the dead

[WhatDoWeNeedDucksFor]

im nt complaining but his voice seems 2 old for his face...

[IamEleanorRigby]

I think he has a really sexy voice... But yeah it's probably something to do with all the cigarettes...

[WhatDoWeNeedDucksFor]

it is!!! nd yer probably. lol.

nd also he was good in run fat boy run!!!

[XSwitThisX]

hes good.

[diamondstargazer1990]

Dylan's hilarious, i swear every time i see him he makes me laugh. He doesn't get enough credit for his standup.

[chatterton1984]

dylon moran is a legend, an whats this crap obout repeatin himself, he writes a gig an takes it on tour, ya gonna fuck the rollin stones out of it for playin Angie or sympathy for the devil at every gig too yeah, some people are just idiots!!!!!!

[IamEleanorRigby]

Thank you for making so much sense!!

Gosh Dylan Moran is soooo damn amazing...

[flutterflygoddess]

DYLAN ROCKS!

He gets on like that but he dosn't actually drink on stage...he has 1 glass of wine that lasts the whole show, but he mostly drinks tea....but smokes ALOT

[xxxxxemocorexxxxx]

dylan moron is nothing like billy connelly dont disrespect him by comparing him to this idiot

[metube80]

it's billy connolly, btw. or should that be bigley connolly? dylan moran is no idiot.

[MadAsABoxaFrogs]

This man has everything. A good sense of humour, handsome and Irish! Hard to beat.

[xxxxxemocorexxxxx]

yeah thats what i meant mike289 he is just repeating himself

[tehUnabonger]

Monster is ~90 minutes long.. this if 5 minutes.. seriously.. have you ever seen comedians at a later stage then some early work? even robin williams and billy connolly repeat things they've used before. hell.. robbin williams and billy connolly have been known to use the same jokes.. I've heard a certain golf gag from both of them. pretty much word for word..

[CubzNBearz]

This was brutal, not even funny, I found myself staring at his shaking hand. Whys it shaking!?!?

[Rurouni79]

He's obviously had a few drinks.....and being Irish he's entitled to that

[ongzjess]

Being Dylan Moran, he's entitled to that. ;]

[IrishN00B]

Maybe he´s nervous or something... I love Dylan, he´s so cool!

[eddieroofe]

hes nt drunk r nervous - its part of da act! an just bcaus wer irish doesnt mean wer allowed 2 drink at every occasion!

[xxxxxemocorexxxxx]

this is just a shorter version of his "monster" show come on give us something new dylan

[Mike289]

You do realise that this is from before Monster, right?

[weirdloopyloo]

i've just noticed, at 2:25 (and other times it's just clearer then), Dylan has rabbit ears from the jongleurs sign!

[RachelKyoko]

Oh man he is such a legend!!!

[bodnotbod]

Great stuff.

[Fight4Rock]

OH MY GOD

I JUST...OH MAN...HILARIOUS.

Holy crap I haven't laughed that hard in ages...

im never going to prison.

.me.

[fe3bal]

death rides a vespa.

[horneto666]

I can smile again :)))))))))))))))

[mysteriousjen]

omg he was soo cuge there,

and everything is pretty shit i want to die......

[fifibella00]

shut up!! hes awesome, you just wish you were funny

[danvonranger]

I bet you just wish you were normal and not a retard but we can't have everything.

[fifibella00]

ohh, wow - lol i feel so diminished!! bugger of if you cant be positive!! so you dont apreciate his humour? good job - go complani somewhere else!!

he's awesome!!

[IamEleanorRigby]

Who do you mean when you say "we"? Are you counting yourself twice?

[AphyBuzz]

i love how his hair gets progressively messier

[DragonflyChaCha]

I love him, but i prefer him with longer hair ;)

[robinkitty]

does anybody have a download of dylan on the late show with david letterman form 2004? i'm looking for it.

[RedLester47]

it's not easy being a man, y'know! I had to get dressed today! and there are other pressures!

[FogNut2]

I had a break from all the pressures today, i woke up, and well it was all basically a blur from then on until now, and as a result of the whole day i am sat on my chair watching dilan moran in my underwear eating crisps out of a bowl........

[RedLester47]

Good on ya, man! i'm going to do that now, i think... Except, instead of crisps it will be really long spaghetti.

[horneto666]

is there a better way to start the day?

[thefonzyguy]

he's used the same joke there as he's done in his new thing "monster"

[4492]

Wow, he looks so YOUNG! Not as funny as his new stuff, but then again, tastes change and all that...

[klokheten]

This man is a paradox. So many nasty things is said,and still he keep his charm and humanity. His energy and flow is highly amazing. Intelligence,ladies and gentleman.

[masterexploder14]

grrr ive heard this act before

[sarahdoodles]

knockers whaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

[SouthParkSquirral]

is he shaking? Like the hand holding the microphone..

[JezaMaggee]

i think this was one of his first times being recorded and hes prolly pretty nervous but he is still extremely confident check out Monster

[SouthParkSquirral]

yer i guess...just seen him do it in later stand ups too.. hm probably just a shaker like me.

[tomelement]

dylan moran yes

[smokeyjoe666]

A few years ago? This is 96/97 methinks thats 10/11 years ago now...

[Doggylova2101]

i have to suk stones for a living 2

[carcharodonoodle]

what does that even mean

[tequilastu]

Dylan is quite funny...and did you try the tea? as i sometimes add whisky to my tea so i can still get hammered whilst drinking tea