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  • Awesome, Texas is a country, its a country. We just let the US suck on our TeeT.

  • Aint this the truth! He can't help it if he's dumb!

  • i love this video

  • Check this youtube link ("Obama says his father served in WWII") and hear Obama say in a speech that his father served in WWII. (YouTube will not allow a direct hyperlink to be included in posts; you'll have to type that title into the search box.)

    His father was only 9 y/o when WWII was... OOOOO-VERRRRR!!!!!!!

    Not only a real lying sonofagun, but a real mathimatical genius, too! LOL

  • @JosieGirl1000 so he lied about his dad...supposedly. ill take your word for it. why dont you look up the video 'george w bush caught lying about 9/11' and then holla back at me about a 'REAL LYING SONOFAGUN'. dont even start talking about presidents and lying with mentioning the occultic, masonic, fascist king of them all.

  • IT'S NOT THE TEXANS THAT ARE UNEDUCATED. IT'S THE PEOPLE THAT COME OVER THAT ARE UNEDUCATED! YOU DUMBASS!!!! CAN SEE YOU NEVER TOOK TEXAS HISTORY!!!!! OR DID YOU SLEEP THROUGH IT!!

  • POWER !!!!!

  • @oRedRaider RAIDER!!!!

  • @conceptmuscle POWER !!!!!!!

  • RAIDER!!!

    

  • POWER !!!

    

  • @oRedRaider RAIDER!!!!

  • @conceptmuscle  POWER !!!

  • Dirty Curtis can lick my balls

  • @oRedRaider LOL this is awesome! Fits you perfectly!!! RAIDER!!!

  • @conceptmuscle POWER!!!!!! :)

  • @RedRaiderGirl

    RAIDER!!!!!

  • @Spartan2ification LOL I hate the weather and their inflated pride but Texas isn't all that bad :P

  • Hey! 0:19 im from Delaware i'm insulted

  • He'll yea you got a problem with dry ass west Texas or humid ass Dixie Texas then move to Canada you yankee wussies

  • Haha Screw Texas all you guys have is Pride. It's freaking Hot and humid in the summer, Super cold in the winter. Back up your pride

  • @Efrain891 lol gay pride

  • He is NOT from Texas!!!!!! He was born in Connecticut! Stop associating us with this DUMBASS!!!.

  • Texas. Proud to be uneducated.

  • haha texas is cool and all. but i mean you guys are famous for the confederacy and the alamo. both a which you lost. but hey your steaks are good:) and that makes you a winner in my book

  • Aint no such thing as too much Texas pride. I don't give a damn if it's makin fun of Texans or not. It's where I'm from and it's the best place on Earth.

  • I apologize for my accidental misspelling of "off". Thought I hit the "F" key twice; guess I didn't.

  • People... George Bush was born in Connecticut. Go flip them of for his existence, not Texas.

    Texans are not as cocky and stupid as the rest of the nation depicts them. Sure, there are a few bozos every here and there, but most real Texans, like me, are fairly intelligent and agreeable people.

  • @FrankHighDef At what point do you become a native of a state? I know Bush was in the Texas National Guard in 1968... that was a LONG time ago... doesn't he get native status after 40+ years living in a state?

    My dad was born in Holland, but he's lived in America for 40+ years, and has been a citizen for 32+. I think that makes him an American.

  • @FrankHighDef That's hardly an MA accent he has. I was born in Chicago and only lived there for a year, does that make me a flamining hippie liberal?

  • YANKEE WUSSIES!

  • "Love That Horny Toad!!"

  • I love Texas and I love to live here! Its a great state! Im proud to say Im a texan!!

  • Texas = Gushing, overweight women with big hair who call you "Shoogah".

  • I'm proud of being a Texan... but I don't claim GWB nor is he a native Texan!

  • Texans are so stupid they don't even realize they being laughed at yet again

  • I'm a first generation native born Texan, from Houston.

    I was at the Dallas galleria a while ago, and one store was displaying OU gear

    WTF IS THAT SHIT?

    OKLAHOMA SUCKSSSSSSS

  • @yashespatel 28-20! We messed with Texas, and WON!

  • Ummm George Bush is not from Texas.. we let him live here.

  • Fuck yeah Texas!!!! Texas is the big cock of the USA

  • This guy is from a much lesser state. New Haven, Connecticut. Yeah he great.......At being the "Master of low expectations" .......................

  • Too Funny. This guy is not a Texan. He was born and raised up north. New Haven,Connecticut. He may ware a hat and boots, but he is not the first "Carpetbagger" to come down here. We know the difference. And Mr. Bush, you are no Texan.

  • @bc78260 At least he's no Bill Clinton........

  • I love this SPOOF. Using a guy who is not even from Texas. Just because you own land here does not mean you are a TEXAN. Yes I am a native. Fourth Generation. Yes I do have relatives who fought for Texas independence. Yes I am TEXAS PROUD. And NO George W. Bush is NOT a TEXAN.He just lives here.He was born in NEW HAVEN,CONNECTICUT. That right there says it all.

  • Born in Dallas and proud!

  • LOL!!!!!!! start with tex and end is es

  • godbless george w bush now we have a president that gets pushed around by iran and north korea

  • Don't mess with Texas! And don't you even think of messing with George W. Bush! He's much better than Oblamya. Disrespecting our former President - you're no better than Kanye West. You should thank Bush for keeping us safe!

    We miss you George!

  • @redstatetexan777 keeping us safe from what exactly?

  • @redstatetexan777

    I'm with you, 777! (See my reply to "TheWaterboy818"....)

  • @redstatetexan777 Keeping you safe? you are more in danger now, he launched an illegal war in iraqi you ignorant hillbilly

  • @MusicIzMySavior But as soon as obama took office right then the debt went up up up up and up you dumb fucking faggot

  • @mmbasement Never talked about debt ya dipshit, learn how to read.

  • Doing BUSINESS. for some reason that didn't show up or a typo on my part.

  • And how many will run to Texas when the U.S. Dollar fails? Lets just say that Texas say's to hell with it and creates it's own CURRENCY backed by precious metals.

    The rest of the world will be doing with the Republic of Texas while the U.S. dollar fades into oblivion. Hell, the Chinese pretty much bailed out D.C. so many times that their credit is no longer good.

    There is NO law against Texas creating it's own currency. Lets do it and see what happens.

  • @austintexas300 got that right long live Texas

  • whoops meant 0:44

    holy shit I'm so drunk I can't even get numbers right....

    does anyone have any cat food ?

  • HA HA HA

    love that map at 1:03

    classic....

  • Great job MacG. got as my fav.

  • This California transplant is proud to call Texas her home and is thrilled Bush kept us save for 8 years. God help us now! Don't mess with Texas OR the American people! Let freedom ring!

  • Thank you President George W. Bush for keeping America SAFE. You made sure the TERROIST did NOT penetrate our country again. God bless you and your family.

    obama is tearing down ALL the safeguards President Bush put in place it keep America safe. If we get attacked again it's because obama allowed it to happen.

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  • all i can say is, fool me once..ah fool me twice..ah. can't fool me again. from now, we want the files from the skul & bones socieity ober der in an Vad. jldfjalsd na mean. don't fuck with it.

  • congrats on birthing the worst president is US history.

  • We just elected the fool with that title in November of 2008, don't hate...congratulate!!

  • tomsoppe is obviously not from Texas. Everyone here knows the state bird is the Mockingbird and the state reptile is the Horny Toad. They teach you that in elementary school.

  • I love Texas and George W Bush is my personal hero. To see them put together like this is great. I don't know if this video is trying to be funny, but either way it is a great video cuz everyone knows we are the best.

    Texas pride! Don't mess with Texas!!!

  • La Raza agrees! No mejas with Tejas!!

  • @redstatetexan777 Texas sucks, and everyone is uneducated.

  • @redstatetexan777 George is a dumbass.

  • @TheWaterboy818

    I agree with "Redstatetexan777" totally! I believe the "dumbass" is the one who wrote that GEORGE is a dumbass. (Shows your true ignorance.)

    I'm not a Texan, but I would be PROUD to be. You go Texas! The rest of us might not be here, right now, if it weren't for the two Bushes that you Texans planted on Pennnsylvania Avenue in Washington DC. Too bad that, after a given time, they had to be uprooted and replaced!!

    I miss them even moreso,

    Because of that stupid ass O.

  • @JosieGirl1000 You know, the rednecks of this country love george bush, but if you look at it, he did more bad then good. Hell even someone threw a shoe at him. He is a dumbass, no matter how you look at it.

  • @TheWaterboy818

    Does someone throwing a shoe at him make him a dumbass, little waterboy?!? I stated before that the person who SAID George was a dumbass, was the real dumbass. So (by YOUR rules) , if I could get close enough, and threw a shoe at you, would that verify that you are indeed a dumbass?

    No... that would only make ME one, for comitting such a juvenile, stupid act. But I simply wouldn't DO such a thing. Don't worry, however... you still hold your title - unchallenged - D.A.

  • @JosieGirl1000 Maybe you didnt understand. People HATE him. BECAUSE, people like him are dumbasses, people hate him. And the way you come off makes you seem like you want to be like him. and the way you are talking to me like i dont have a right to state my opinion, and dont reply to this saying shit like, you are the one that does this and that, because sadly, you are a dumbass, a bitch, and i hate you. Now please, i could care less about your stupidity you incest loving dumbass hick.

  • @TheWaterboy818, read your own post above: Who sounds like a genuine uneducated dumbass? One who calls others many vile names, even claims to HATE them (of all things!) while knowing nothing whatsoever about them personally (it's called "unacceptable behavior in a civilized society"), OR, someone who merely said that YOU were the dumbass for CALLING someone that?

    I never refer to ANYONE as a dumbass, unless THEY call someone such a name. And I hate no one: "It's a wonderful life". God bless you.

  • I'm sure he doesn't really know the state animals... unless he's trying to keep them off the endangered species list in order to drill in their habitat.

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