My Dick - Mickey Avalon (Lyrics)

[TheFearlessWhale]

my dick size of a submarine yo shit look like a little ass lima bean

[legilizethatshit]

@TheFearlessWhale your is worse than mine! lmfao you have no likes i have 2. now go fuck yourself and think before you speak bitch

[alexluvsyou11]

So, jesus as in... Christ.. or.. Someone else?

[CheezAce]

My dick big and thick

Your dick size of a tooth pick

[AndWeAllWishWeCould]

My Dick, Aha Just Kidding ! Thought Id Be 'Cool' Like All You Other Ass Holes Saying The Same Shit ! -_-

[legilizethatshit]

My dick look like king kong, yo dick 1 inch long

[Bonevacaus]

my dick reaches speeds of 10,000. Your dick has trouble gettin started

[legilizethatshit]

@Bonevacaus fail

[TheFearlessWhale]

@legilizethatshit huge fail

[66frn]

my dick awsome and strong yo dick wrinkley and wrong

[KendlRecords]

My dick is te best in the bisnieuss your dick got the AKA Karisma

[MrCapitalsfan8]

my dick big as venus yo dick isnt a penis

[WINDFURRY717]

My Dick Long As A Viper, Your Dick Pisses In A Diper

[MrXboxlivehack3r]

my dick big like the the chargers the whole team

yo shit look lik yo fourteen

[ExhumingExodus]

@MrXboxlivehack3r You should probably change the age on that one dude.. Cause I'm 14 and you just complimented them.

[CSWAGG4]

yo dick look like a ant size of a tranp

[fjcuculis]

my dick the size of either your dick look like justin bieber's

[killapoons]

1:08 shit just got real...

[killapoons]

my dick is like a black guy your dick got stabbed by ninja sai

[MegaLolalicious]

my dick is the size of the bahamas, your dick is the size of ur mommas

[frankiej2714]

my dick big as a strip mall your dick pees on your balls

[Jstrat89]

This song is a huge sausagefest. Not one chick here. Im outta here.

[offic3space]

vending machines are huge though

[TheReaderWriter]

My dick is bigger than the sea. Your dick got Hepatitis B.

[THATW3IRDKID]

My dick, makes black people gasp. Your dick, makes asian people laugh.

[mojo1311]

my dick bigger than a tiity yo dick looks like P diidy

[DeadmauFIVEisCorrect]

@mojo1311 It's comments like this that make me believe that 90% of the people on the internet are retarded. Please, rethink your life.

[ThatNerfDude]

My dick, Better than obama Yo dick, matches Osama

[integrafreak1]

LMAO and he's jewish.Way to rebel.

[jhondeer42]

my dick bigger than a house... yo dick smaller thana mouse

[bccbrd22]

my dick big like shaq

yo dick? ...its just black

[KiyaWarrior]

@bccbrd22 That was pretty bad yo lol

[samlife123456]

ok stop look at asian's dicks then u gay little butthole licker

[KHaiOTiK]

my dick stays here and plays it

your dick leaves it and rage quits for mw3 lol

[youngsplash15]

My dick long and black,your dick looks like it got left back

[JasonTheLocalNinja]

I am a dick and I am offended!

[boratkazakhastan]

My dick, uncontested, yo dick, gets molested

[whateverppl1229]

my dicks good enough wanna know why? Because im sexy and I know it

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

My dick stronger/harder than walnuts,yo dick pumping gas working at Dunkin' Donuts!

[aniixbaby]

528 people didn't have dicks.

[marcofo2]

My dick, long as Rainbow Road. Yo dick, look just like Toad.

My dick, fucked Princess Peach. Yo dick, look like a lil' beech.

My dick, badass as Vader. Yo dick, play like The Raiders.

My dick, bigger than a shark. Yo dick, good as Magikarp.

[jwat6213]

My dick, leaves 'em stretched and sore

Yo dick, Error 404.

[AntiRacismAndHateCom]

I am drunk and I still think this sucks ass. If you are upset by my comment, get over it. I may not feel the same wya when I am sober.

[nintendofan1017]

my dick large caucasion, your dick small and asian

[Hellopleesh]

@nintendofan1017 lol white people dont have big dicks O.O

[MrTheTomahawk]

I did my own mw3 remix under video responses check it out

[DaBlueRanger]

My dick fierce like a dragon yo dick looks like Frodo Baggins

My dick sets it off yo dick cant get her off

[bkingkaron]

my dick, runs congress, yo dick is subconcious.

my dick- is awesome, yo dick, doesn't blossom

[MzVital]

@Jdboy116 you have the best one on here. No doubt.

[zRickySonxD]

my dick, catches all the biatchs; your dick, gets hurt by the thumbtacks (:

[xThexLovelyx22xx]

My dick, is the after party; your dick, can't even make it to the lobby.

[jdboy116]

my dick as big as china. your dick oh wait its a vagina

[Hellopleesh]

@jdboy116 ROFL :D Best One Yet!!!!

[jcrowley1985]

My dick, huge like a real man's, yo dick bent like Chris Chan's

[XxmilkyxmikexX]

my dick just doesnt care your dick only has 2 hairs

[DavidsKage]

My dick, is hotter than SOPA.

Yo dick, got touched by the pope, ya.

[zirith824]

@DavidsKage Lmfao!!

[LacieLockheart143]

i heard this song the first time i met this dude named Trae...we started dating,and he dumped me for no reason

[TrenTonskies93]

my dick makes the girls grin yo dick a sail wit no wind

[TrenTonskies93]

my dick smooth like a rail yo dick bumpy as brail

[YerhhMom]

my dick great like china yo dick..o waits a vagina :P

[Jakenese11]

my dick doesn't have a care yo dick doesn't have any hair

my dick sailed the seven seas yo dick hurts when it pees

my dick gets alot of bitches yo dick gots alot of stitches

my dick smokes the good weed yo dick loves to read

[TheShayishot]

This song is funny.. My boyfriend told me about it.. Haha.

[ItsGameTimeTV]

My dick, fucks yo' girlfriend, yo dick, got sucked by yo boyfriend.

[rightswrong]

My dick, is a tree branch, Yo dick, is a tooth pick.

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

My dick killed Osama,yo dick voted for Obama!

[mobus1603]

@SlurpeerulezGS05 Bush killed Saddam Hussein. Obama is the one who got Bin Laden. Get it straight!

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

@mobus1603 i knew that you idiot,it's called a joke but perhaps it seems you can't take one.get it straight!

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

@mobus1603 look I don't care,get the hell outta here cuz no one asked you or cares,trying to pick on me making no sense doesn't make you cool at all,and let's see you come up with a good joke.Doubt it would be any better ya conservative.

[mobus1603]

@SlurpeerulezGS05 "Been there, done that." Look below so you can give it a thumbs down. BTW, they're funny lines for a song, not jokes.

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

@mobus1603 why thank you for dumbing it down,how about we face the truth: thing is we have balls and you don't so if you really think you have a real dick then you are 100%WRONG! perhaps that's a term you not familiar with,you see that's something we true men have that shows we really are manly.you should thank me for helping you get your facts straight you conservative.

[mobus1603]

@SlurpeerulezGS05 Wow, a retard with balls! Your mom must be proud. Maybe after I get done busting her out, you can show them to her and ask her to tell you how manly you are. Now get your facts straight, you retard -- DOY! Sorry, but I don't even think you're smart enough to have a conservative ideology anymore.

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

@mobus1603 you "sir" or mam I should say are quite messed up pretty good

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

@mobus1603 you see people are agreeing with me not you,you can see how they thumbs up my response while maybe they thumbs down you but I can't be sure about that.It's all I know as if now and no one thinks your cool for trying to pick on people and I am standing up for my self.And PLEASE get rid of the damn conservative this conservative that cuz it's not funny but annoying and I don't think calling me that should happen when your the definition of it.

[mobus1603]

@SlurpeerulezGS05 I actually feel kind of sorry for ya, so I'll ease off. It's not fun having a flame war with someone who's incompetent.

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

@mobus1603 that's what I thought,though it's smart of you to just back off.No really give your self a pat on the back.you ended the war,sorry but can't take YOUR incompetent comments and it's not worth the time to waste for me to respond to them.Understand Mobus?

[mobus1603]

@SlurpeerulezGS05 Whatever makes you feel better, moron.

[sk8cky1]

@SlurpeerulezGS05 lol.. mobus

[SlurpeerulezGS05]

@sk8cky1 I know right?That turd is a complete idiot!

[keke555788]

pfffttt!

havent heard this song in ages.i was wondering why it had so many views! xD

[andelino100]

my dick goes west to east, yo dick got touched by a priest

[cupcake123221]

ok then

[MrGhettostatus]

my dick, ready for action.. your dick, not even a fraction

[luckyissohot]

my dick makes the ladys scream yo dick get passed by the team

my dick can go all night yo dick gets stage fright

my dick gets sucked by the best yo dick didn't pass the test

my dick can do all tricks yo dick do dumb shit

----------------lol i was bored and just playing i don't really have a dick

[MrRickawood]

@luckyissohot Nice. 

[Bigdaddy103569]

Hmmm. Well this song fits me...thats just the truth. So...yeah. If u want proof u can hit me up if u want ladies :)

[duhjesus123]

@Bigdaddy103569 soo you're dick stinks like shit?

[brawltown714]

my dick bigger then ur mothas, ur dick is smaller then lil chinese orfan brothas

[OpTicxEMC]

xD lol my friends at school herd this shit

[GoLonga2]

My dick harder than a rock, yo dick touches other cocks.

[killaghostface1256]

@GoLonga2 That's ironic!!! BOTH of those lines sound gay!!!!

[GoLonga2]

@killaghostface1256 The first line doesn't! It means it gets harder than a rock you fuckin' dumbass! Your probably a faggot thinking that way.

[killaghostface1256]

@GoLonga2 Why the hell would you wanna tell other men you get an erection???

[GoLonga2]

@killaghostface1256 You don't. You just sing it!

[BamBam7725]

My Dick Like A Bridge Yo Dick Look Like A Little Kids :O

[olultimateX]

my dick, playful like a dolphin; your dick..shit's more fucked up than lindsey lohan

[russell09784]

and btw its spelled "queefs" not quiefs lol

[russell09784]

lyrics correction. . ."Large" like the chargers. not "rush". but other than tht i love this song lol

[malibuchickidle]

k guys u dont need to re-write the song under the song lyrics.... its ok that u just wanna know the theme song to my life better, CAUSE. THIS. IS THE. THEME.SONG.TO..MY.LIFE.

[hypebeast54]

@malibuchickidle they're making their own lyrics. kind of like a yo mama fight

[Gibbus43]

My dick is like fucking magic

Yo dick don't exist, you faggot

[halofean]

my dick is a teen sensation ur dick never experienced masturbation 

[josethegreat1234]

my dick mike tyson in the 90s , yo dik like hiding in your whiteys

[TkdGunter]

Think what the censored version of this song sounds like...

[BustaNize]

my dick, 1 inch from the ground, you dick, need pinch not pound.

[ThESeXyNiNjAcUpCaKe]

My friend wrote half of this song.

2:11 - 2:14

2:25 - 2:34

[narutoshuuppeeden]

My Dick was sold for a fortune yo dick was sold for a portion

[cello23whatever]

how did i get here.... O_O.....

[PedoHampster]

My dick, gets sucked all day, yo dick, gave up and went gay.

[SannyForbiddenFlirts]

It's pretty sad that I know every word to this song, lolol.

[ATLnyuckanumberone]

My Dick, Runs in and out your Moms, Your Dick, Lives between your palms,

My Dick, Could feed a whole luncheon, Your Dick, Smells like Blue Cheese and Onions,

[whateverppl1229]

@ATLnyuckanumberone howd you know?

[whateverppl1229]

@whateverppl1229 I.. I was kidding

[londonfangs]

hehe xD this is fuckin great!!!

[BustaNize]

I'M VIEWER 6 MILLION!!!!



[MonsterenergyFanBoy1]

@BustaNize Pssh big deal. Im viewer 6,000,002 Try that on for size.

:D

[dabrebe1]

General:

My dick bigger crowd than the world cup yo dick... pfffft shut the fuck up.

My dick like a fucking rhinoceros yo dick look like something to floss with.

My dick breaks the sound barrier yo dick smaller than asian's, AND hairyer.

My dick, holy hand grenade; yo dick sad as a child with aids.

LOTR:

My dick... GANDALF; YO dick like a keebler elf.

My dick last march of the ents yo dick like gollum, broken and bent.

My dick the one ring of power yo dick got locked in his tower

[ethline]

@dabrebe1 LOL your rapping is whack. Must be because your dick is small and you're only pretending it's big.

[ilikeitlikethat9496]

Bet they tried not to laugh while making this song, Ik id be laughing my ass off :)

[Arlaul]

Atleast my dick can fuck chicks without killing them.

[bboyham]

Harold and Kumar Guantanamo Bay brought me here :) yeeeeaaaaa

[MonsterenergyFanBoy1]

posted that top comment as my fb status and it got 30+ likes lol

[BeastWithin808]

@MonsterenergyFanBoy1

Did you put "By: Kobe"?! Better have! xD

[MonsterenergyFanBoy1]

@BeastWithin808 lol. No i just said it was the top liked comment on the video on youtube lol that is good though especially the last line

[AllSpinz]

my dick like the ''like'' bar, your dick like the dislike bar = dislike bar equal urs and justin biebers penis

[TheStar1758]

READ: My dick bigger then a house, your dick is as small as a mouse

My dick goes everywhere and back, your dick is just straight whack

My dick fucking large, your dick memory card

My dick big as your screen, your dick A to Z

[MrDoMiniCanPrinCe881]

My dick big as shit your dick looks like a clit

[Mookie2397]

ha...>!!!

[conceptcs]

my dick lamborghini, your dick toyota camry.

[river750777]

the coments on this song are better then the ones in the song....... just saying

[GameplayAllTheWay]

My Dick Bigga Than China

Your Dick Ain't A Dick It's A Vagina

[rieder012]

My dick, does the helicopter,

Yo Dick needs to see a doctor.

[OhShizzKiet]

My dick, M16. Your dick, broken vending machine.

[narboy11]

My dick, is fine as wine. yo' dick is smaller than a dime.

[Webcampod]

My dick is collosal yo dick has a blue waffle

[CallMeMadBro]

My dick, size of china. Yo' dick, oh wait that's a vagina.

[TreaICE]

Why is it talking about me. I know im supa sized. But now your ova doing it. HaHa

[MrEqnox]

my dick is so big. yo dick can go to fucking hell bitch ur mom wishes she never had u mutherfucker xjuaschydsubcvudbsucbreiucbdhc­gsuhhfckjdsibagidfhahfiugebsih­bdnkjdnsbcjhbshjb!!!

[cookieisgood1]

my dick is big girls are atracted

[NLTismine4ever]

My dick makes black people gasp, your dick makes asians laugh...

[lmfao4100]

my dick makes the bitch wet

[cartoonkid814]

my dick so hot

Yo dick so not

My dick gets lotsa pussy

Yo dick looks hella wussy

[AnthonyAI21]

My dick is very well known

Yo dick look like a mini me clone

[SnugglzBunny]

My Dick is bigger.

And your dick is small. Jtlyk- I can't Rhtym

[coltonsin64]

My dick, big, and that's just facts, son.

Yo' dick got touched by Michael Jackson.

[lmfao4100]

my dick vip

[GVGVJHY567]

My Dick Can Go Throw 3 Butchez!Your Dick Can Go Mans Ass!

[MrJipster]

My dick gets the top comment on youtube. I typed this with my dick

[bsoles1994]

lmfao(:

[mexicanLiger98]

my dick can lead a whole nation

your dick is a gay sensation

my dick is lethal like T.N.T

your dick watches NBC

[Soohpajeztur]

my dick...nuff said xDD

[Cash3ck]

My dick make your momz really horny

Yo dick look like two carrots

[PlasmaFilms7]

@Cash3ck *crickets chirp*

[1dustinbigd]

yo dick got ate by crabs

[BeastWithin808]

Too be honest, I thought these guys were black O.o but they're white dudes.... disappointing.

[XIntervention33X]

@BeastWithin808 they think theyre black...

[gorgeouse33]

My boyfriends Dick good to suck on



[gorgeouse33]

yo if you keep sucking tht lollipop loves gonna getcha down<3 and my bf dick DELICIOUS

[MrBigdick81]

@gorgeouse33 my dick is much bigger!

[ant18246]

@BeastWithin808 does it matter?

[XIntervention33X]

my dick, can be seen from outerspace

yo dick, rubbin all on your boyfriends face

[nintendofan1017]

my dick got somthin to say

yo dick asian and gay

[funnydude462]

mah dick, sick and big... your dick looks like a twig

[kawirider069]

@2BucksIsMySon how do u no how to spell chat roulet?? :D do u search it?? ;D

[Bunnybroiler]

@kawirider069 Probably just not retarded.