Video Every Weekday in January!

[TheHatOfDestiny]

My resolution is to leave the bathroom light on to trick my family into thinking there's still someone in there because that's what they do to me and it's bloody annoying, also to leave the seat up, pile things up in the cupboard so when you open the door it all falls out and leave things on the sofa so no-one can sit down.

Also to rant less often in the comments of youtube videos...dang.

[peppalina1]

My resolution is to watch every wheezywaiter vlog from beginning of time to present... that's more of just a goal i set for myself a while ago, but oh well. It's almost new years again as I'm getting to this one, Huzzah!

[AlexLloydPowell]

@peppalina1 May I join you on this journey? :D I'm going the other way though...

It gets disappointing when you know there's no more alligator pit, or Whale tank...

Anyway, good luck! I've been at it for a week now! :)

[OkalRelsDaughter]

OMG that mug is freakin AWESOME!!!! AWESOME TIMES TWO ACCUALLY!!!! I totally want that mug!!! And Craig Dorks are cool!!!! Never forget that!!!! And even if I can't convince you dorks are cool remember that you are. :D

[IamBOXBOY]

wow you're so young...

[pixieandpumpkin]

I'm strangely attracted to craig

[MariazzZebra]

stop at 0:29

[TheBreakingma]

Tickle my feet more

[blizzmen]

my resolution is to eat more better persons ;D

[BigThickHardD]

Really Steal Booze From Me I Love To See That.

[dufenschmirz]

I <3 Your eyes!!!!!!! :O

[imustbeshayma]

Oh you look so young and innocent here. Like the equivalent of a not yet differentiated morula. I was having a bad day and you're fixing it. Appreciate you. So much. Hope you had a great time at playlist live. Please tell us if you decide to blogtv. Thanks xD

[chazzman1547]

When did Banjo Face start?

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink* 

[tvrule]

My mommy LOVES penguins and I mean she LOVES them

[ShotUrGoldFish]

loll this vid had so much going on haha

[Phobic42]

Noooooo! My dreams have been crushed!!

I've been watching all your videos chronologically for the past few days, and last night I stayed up reallyreallyreally late/early animating a wink to send to you. Now I'm sad that it might not get in a Wheezy Waiter video :[

My resolution (for this coming year) is to work on my animation skills. Wish me luck!

[SoundGarageTales]

You have a hole on your left arm pit.

[bigkeeg1]

my resolution is to make a super note, holy crap i did

[livebyvideogames]

3:52 FOTC poster WOOOOOOOOOO

[Wasbeer2222]

0:34 hole in shirt Thums up if you saw it to =)

[rawrmnstr13]

I like wine. Tiz teh nummyz! ;)

[GumiYummi]

Omg I laughed OUT LOUD at the booze part. Best vid ever wheezy

[hellschicken124]

my new years resolution is to think about what my new years resoulion is going to be

[laurenkoehnvideos]

My resolution was to stop wearing make up because I hated that I felt like I needed to wear it.

It's Sep. 2010, I am still make-upless and feel AWESOME :D

[DaveooDoes]

pick wheezy waiters nose.

[Terza94]

kick a duck atleast 20yards

[Dothackfreak11]

that lamp is sitting behind my computer

[oddiemonsta]

Mine is to stop masturbating....for as long as humanly possible

[wickedcoollike]

my resolution is to actually make a resolution COMPLETED :D

[hahand11]

to not tell you what my resolution is

[kadman123]

settlers of catan is amazing!

[brownurbany]

@analog56x not for the cat :)

[dupperskeez]

Your hilarious! Please tell me what you do for a living.

[idkyetdou]

There's a person on Etsy (named TaraDuff) who makes beenies with beards on them! Link in the... bellow this comment...

etsy.com/shop/taraduff :)

(This isn't spam, I just saw them and it reminded me of you Wheezy!)

[brt5470]

So many people typing fake resolutions.

[wotflash]

to eat pancakes every day !!!!

[alibugbug]

low sodium low carb :)

[ilovemutemath]

THAT WINK WAS EPIC.

[workescapist]

my resolution is 168x1050 (16:10)

[TRIPOD190990]

okay, 2010 up until now, done.

2009 here i come!

[girladdicted2TF2]

My new Years resolution for this year was to participate in Project 356 and take a picture (not of me) for every *dinging* day of the year. And so far I'm succeeding. Actually this might be the very first new years resolution I have ever kept. Ever.

[xShadowsaur]

Easy new years resolution: Stop punching babies.

Wait . . . I'm the oldest of 4 in my family and my siblings are really annoying.

F***

[brittbo2006]

i think this is like the first video i ever watched of you and i instantly subscribed... i remember thinking "wow, this dude is so funny and interesting and hardly no one has watched his videos and i dont get why!" so i started telling people i knew about you...anyways it really doesnt matter now bc u have so many views and subs...i never thought id watch ur channel grow as fast as it has but CONGRATS WEEZY! now u prob have more winks than u know what to do with!!! MUCH LOVE

[brittbo2006]

@brittbo2006 yeah i spelled WHEEZY wrong...wtf

[carlingnugent]

Oh my god!! you're sitting in a closet! huh. Then, where do you keep your clothes?

[Mer1002]

"I said don't drink any of it!" I effing LOVE YOU <3

[PandaVlog]

My resolution is that the number of books I read this year will be less than or equal to the number of times I hang out with my friends. I'm succeeding so far. (I say so far because I'm starting up the Harry Potter series again.)

[xRicePattyEaterx]

my resolution is to answer on time.. o-o

[cesarbattistinim]

I can't it's to funny to resist

[cesarbattistinim]

I'll stop watching Wheezy

[uncommensense]

poop

[imxlnt2]

a good new years resolution is to NEVER make one :)

[12moondoggie12]

New years resolution...4 months late , cant be eat better or be a better person. Hmm , eat a better person.

[CardCaptorDeadpool]

To try and grow a beard regrettably I've barely achieved this goal

[MrMurderification]

stop peeing on on duty cops' shoes... been arrested eight times

[davidtalala]

my resolution is 1920 x 1280 :-D

[Gurkishh]

@davidtalala i dun get it , cry );

[odedharth]

@davidtalala looooooooolllll

[MrMinVik]

@davidtalala ?

[mattysillyer]

@MrMinVik

resolution is how big your screen is.

[sn0le]

@mattysillyer:

I've heard about 1920x1200 and 1920x1080. But never 1920x1280. ;)

[huze5]

@davidtalala Mines is 1440x900 coz i was on 1920x1080 and 800x600 for too long. Wanted some change...

[CaptainDerk]

100 new films in 2010. Did it last year, gonna do it again this year.

[PRODVDi]

first wink was really cute :)

[Eddeck59]

"This is wine, no bubbles"

Actually, Champagne is a kind of wine, sof Wine may have bubbles sometimes.

I certify it as a french man.

Anyway, i've been following you since truth or fail beard edition, you rock Craig, glad to have the opportunity to see you everyday ;)

[fobroxevrr]

ur beard !

[YoshiStarSpirit]

My resolution is to not have a new year's resolution.

[Alucard13Fan13]

my resolution: Stop kicking so many doors down

[DarthJader11]

argyle is the best pattern EVER. along with lumberjack plaid. DOUBLE YES!

[atomicwarris2]

I think YOUR resolution should be to make friends with that plate. You two need to sit down and work out your differences before things get violent. If the plate tries to hurt you, the best thing to do is call the authorities and not to respond with more violence. Or, bust a bottle 'cross it's head. Gotta keep a ho in line.

[AlexJWVids]

@atomicwarris2 it's hoe not ho.... ;-D

[atomicwarris2]

@AlexJWVids excuse me. keep a "hoe" in line.

[bethandmaisie]

Penguins Freaken Rock Dude :D \m/

[tmcdee1977]

Resolution: To help people stop smoking by taking their cigarettes, and smoking them, for them, in front of them.

[Slipstream6130]

Penguins are my favorite animal. :o

[mattboy1152]

Resolution: Stop destroying peoples' houses in my dynamite experiments.

[wesleyoakley]

resolution: make my friend ady eat dog poo! ( he allready drank wee wee)

[tabithacatnip]

Resolution: Be more vocal in social situations that I care about. Like, with cool people. Not losers who sit at the front and smoke cannabis and touch each other with their hipster sticks. No. Nice people who play World of Warcraft and watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[abdool316]

My resolution is to stop touching animals inappropriately.

[SuperAwesomeBigRick]

My new years resolution is to be able to dunk a basketball (on a 10 ft goal) by the end of the year!

[jj11ist]

to not let my videos pile up in the inbox

it get fucking annoying watching videos two months after they were posted

[fjordy4]

My resolution is to become a 2nd degree blackbelt by June. ;)

[bobbert753]

my resolution is to start thinking of my resolution 3-4 weeks earlier to avoid having to do this again next year

[xpericfilms]

my resolution is 16:9

[redbandfilms]

@xpericfilms haha, nice.

[obliion6]

penguins look like my dad

[TheHarare1]

GO PENGUINS!

[bobo13193]

My new years resolution is to get on youtube more to watch my videos so I don't post comments weeks after they are relevent and to make more videos =)

[SuouEtsumi]

Mug <3

[littlekittygarden]

satan

[covey40k]

hit more annoying cats

[jj11ist]

hell yeah fuck them cats up

[SuperAlltimeHigh]

I am saying yes to everything in January

[LoudundergroundP]

Can I have everything u own? and yes, that includes the schampo bottles...

[ironcore1]

GIVE ME YOU'RE BEARD.....I don't know why I said that

[bowCHICKAmeh]

stop taking ppls shoes.

[K0S0s]

my resalution is to not make one because u always brake them but by doing that i alredy broke...it... :(

[TheFlippyFloppies]

1000th rate :)

[sk8rdman]

u've been wearing that T-shirt for the past 8 years?!?!?! it must really stink

also no more masterbating....

specificly to porn.

To personal? well, it's all I've got.

[d00msmith]

resolution is to make time to do one drawing or painting a week !! :)

[dmonks40]

your dry humor is the greatest

[williamhobson62]

my news year resulition is to watch all of the januray videos of weezy waiters

[Quitequill]

I'm going to try to eat all the my red apples in the fridge before they go bad, and buy said apples more often. n_n

[sardo97]

watch all ur vids

[CHRONICB4BY]

My resolution is to go back and watch every single wheezy waiter video from his first, to the most recent. TWICE!

[mearamave]

Say Hi to more baby's so cute

[THECreativeName]

I resolve not to cause the earth to crash into the sun

[valloir]

@THECreativeName You sure? That's a big commitment ;)

[cmboggs]

Spend more time with my niece and nephew

[lespaulrok3r]

no soda or sweets...by sweets i mean candy...and by candy i mean chocolate..and every other sweet you consider to be candy...anything a kid would cry for at the beginning of a checkout line..yea there ya go

[krimzonvillain]

I'm going to learn to knit! And take a dance class.

Easy peasy lemon squeazy.

[HalfBloodGeorgie]

I want to cook more than i did last year :D

x

[bookmouse99]

read 100 books between december 25 2009 and december 25 2010

[morot172]

My resolution is to be more culturel, and to by at least one book/movie/cd every month. Enjoy!

[flozz7]

Resolution: Actually finish recording this darn album!! :)

[IAmViviLee]

my resolution is to raise enough money to go back to new zeraland to see my family in approx. 6 months

[calvintennant]

I'm 6'3 and I have a big frame, so when I say I want to get down to 230lbs, don't think I'm morbidly obese... but yeah. Loose 40lbs, hit 230.

[m1k3z0r2]

I QUIT SMOKING! YAY! HAPPY NEW YEAR.. and 5 days..

[maggiehanna]

My new year's resolution is to stop drinking my roommate's cans of soda.

Ok, stop drinking my rommmates soad when there's only less than five left.

And she isn't in the apartment...

:-D

[TabbyOfWeird]

My resolution is to stop being a procrastinator. [Only because I put off getting Foreign Exchange Program papers signed, and now it's a friggen hassel to get them in in time.

[SteviexOctopus]

My new years resolution is to (1) blog regularly - at least once a week will do, (2) get my finished novel edited by May and Query letters sent out by Christmas, (3) write another novel and (4) learn how to write in shorthand.

I hope those were specific enough. ;-]

[sublime1010101]

you should respond to comments with a different account

[Cheriosalways]

Resolution: upload videos instead of mooching

[MarionTheBrave]

Only date Asians between the ages of 18 and 24 1/2. It's just who I am now.

[mazzwillrocu]

argyle rocks on my socks

[drumbum1010]

my resolution is to transcribe at least one bit of jazz drumming vocabulary a day

[TheMugglepuff]

eat more ice cream.

Yep.

Simple and achievable.

[Alexlsonflre]

My resolution for the year is to lose 10 pounds....after I gain 20 pounds...so don't gain more than 10 pounds....

[GIANTclaaam]

My new years resolution is to go to the gym at least once a week unless I don't feel like it.

[TRDPaul]

eat better people

[JuliaEdwards85]

Eat better people?.... what's wrong with the people you ate before?? ;)

[TRDPaul]

i dunno but i'm sure they weren't good for my cholesterol

[TheTruthIsNeverHeard]

My sister's new years resolution is to eat more sweets. That's very achievable, I'd say. I don't have a new yaers resolution. If it's not a new years resolution, it becomes much more easier to achieve, I believe.

[YoungEvelington]

To save money.

[WittyTv]

i have 2 do 5 things im scared of for each of the things i do so freerunning try a backflip mountain biking bigger jumps field hockey take a penalty stuff like that and maybe when im finished ill make a new list

[WyerByter]

My resolution is to not make any resolutions!

....

D'ooh.

[missionstatements]

my resolution is to be able to throw money in the air like u

and also to get my winking skills to such a high level of perfection that i Me will be chosen

kinda like the highlander

but not

love ya wheezy

[FableofLife]

My goal is to learn the lyrics so next new years I can sing along to Auld Lang Syne

[IAmTheBlueTrain]

Me too! We all tried to sing it this year and it went "Should old acquaintance be forgot, dum dum de dum dum dum, dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah, hmmmm AULD LANG SYNE!"

[sarahnade1114]

My resolution is to be more persistent in doing the things I need/want to do for my life at home: develop a consistent exercise routine, stop drinking soda, and clean on a more consistent schedule, attend social events more often.

[hnye]

My resolution is not not skip school....... Its a horrible habbit...... OH and to stop being such a good friend...... its kinda tough to keep up with everyone :S

[notasfunnyaswethink]

This year I will learn to crochet and then I will but a t-shirt or bag with the insignia "Crochet Today" on it and then I will feel like a better person.

[thevlageenies]

0:35 armpit hole heckyeaaaah

[666Lurks666]

mine is to be better at my dance style :P

[TheWalkingNerd]

I don't celebrate new years...

[coughkidcough1]

im 16,

my new years resolution is to quit chain smoking

then to quit smoking

Yeah! :D

[etgt45]

yo watch yo videos

[Combmatt]

My Resolution is to finish my comments to every vi-

[BeeGK]

watch wheezy freakin waiter every freakin day in january.

[JFJHTJ]

Resolution: Wear more argyle!

I LOVE ARGYLE!

[LinaLatte]

my new years resolution is to have you reply to my comment! plz make this wish come true!!

[wheezywaiter]

No......okay!!!

Now what are you going to do the rest of the year?

[LinaLatte]

omg thnx!!!!! now for the rest of the year, my resolution is to become less clumsy. ...really...

[beautyparlortrio]

To watch all of Weezy Waiter's videos. Starrrttting NOW.

[BlueZephyr16]

to be able to lick my elbow

[bricwashere]

To make more youtube videos

To get a better video and picture cameras

To get wheezywaiter more subscribers

To get a job

:)

[DedecanRead]

my resolution is to start bringing breakfast to eat in school.

[DedecanRead]

:) no arguing with the penguins!

[frankensteinpuppy909]

my new years resolution is to not give my dog treats so he won't bark when i leave the house. he's getting fat.

[rasselas16]

My New Years Resolution is to eat Ramen for atleast six meals a week. Don't ask me why.

[JFJHTJ]

@rasselas16 Ramen noodles (the cheap kind you buy at the store) has a lot of MSG in it, which causes cancer (for real). So its not good to eat a lot. :)

[PudelDesTodes]

eat more fastfood.

[chobits710]

My New Years Resolution is to have healthier meals when wearing multi-colored flannels and plaid shirts while having in mind constantly, that I need to at one point, file some sort of paperwork for a government funded program some time in the near future.

Not the most specific resolution, but it's a start. D:

[ImJustThatGirlx]

my rez - yes i said rez!- is to try to not scare so many ppl :(

[peetahp3]

To stop making resolutions....

[Aliyns]

New years resolution: Wear more Argyle.

[TheRealMoe1346]

My New Years Resolution is NOT to have a resolution this year =)

YAAY I did it!! lol

[wheezywaiter]

actually, you failed, if you think about it...or maybe your resolution is a paradox.

[TheRealMoe1346]

I don't really care. I'm just psyched that you read my comment and replied XD. how sad =P

[MrFunkyteaspoon]

Nice argyle

[schlaflys]

floss daily

[mrx342delgado]

My resolution is to gain mind powers!

[toxicOrawr]

No way! Me too!

[mrx342delgado]

@toxicOrawr See, we have the same way of thinking. Which means we have a strong way of thinking.... I think. i guess that's the only way to have mind powers..... I think i confused myself. Not good for mind powers. Maybe, we do have mind powers for looking into EACH OTHERS minds. idk

[xxbeatlesxxgirl]

I'm going to try to make videos that don't suck a lot....yeah...

[serfox1]

I am going to try and lose the extra weight I've gained over the past six months. I am also going to compose more music for my personal portfolio so I can send it to more companies to get work composing as a composer doing composy things. And since I was proposed to on new years eve I will spend every single day thinking of my other half from now on. *siiiiiiigh* :3

[wheezywaiter]

@serfox1 Congratulations! Waaaahooooooo!

[ModestMachine]

My new years resolution is to read more :)

[tleytek]

Look at where I pee so i dont miss... P.S. im a guy

[dreamingofreality3]

My resolution is to "come out of my shyness box" as my friend likes to call it, meaning talk more, especially to one specific person.

To not kill people wearing read dresses using my Game Boy link cable. It