Tori Amos - Police me (parody!)

[MsBkirk]

I liked the Teletubbies-style electronic banjo; she did throttle a Teletubby in the Bliss promo!

[amusedbygod]

It sounds like Tori. Only Tori write like this. I believe it's Tori.

[maternalsoulcat]

Sounds like it prob is Tori!lol! Would not surprise me one bit!

[LunaSeaSane]

Just imagine a big worldwide media release party... and Tori shows up with this.

Oh god, hillarious!!!

[uhhuhher1979]

Hahahahahah! I love the background music!!

[ashkanrabbit]

i think its tori makin these

[madisonen]

haha pieces of Enjoy the Silence :p

[milrohir2]

it's so stupid!

[ProfessionalWidow83]

ahhhh I can't stop laughing. Does this make me a bad person?

[cotequinha]

can't get this out of my head hihi please police me carabinierize me...9 - 1 - 1

[chaospunkgirl]

1:30 HAHAHAHAHA

Te lo ripeto, sei un grande !

[jennifermitts]

Oh, this is pretty darn clever!  (And I'm a huge Tori fan.)

[sororspera]

The music is funny, I like it. I'm still annoyed by the phonetic singing. Just sing in Italian, it will sound so much more natural.

[janotosinnumeros]

What's the matter with you? His phonetics are the same as Tori's, hahaha

[winter5alex]

I know his voice is dead on!

It wouldn't be the same in Italian

Much better in English

English is my language, and I couldn't

write something as amazing as he wrote.

[janotosinnumeros]

Hahahaha! fckn funny

[marinafilms]

I definitely prefer this version so far!

[cespy1984]

ahahahahah...thank U! :D

[tidooooppp]

tori is the bomb

[sixthcrusifix]

Fucking hell this is annoying.

[cespy1984]

i hope you never listen "maybe california"!!! :D :D :D

[moronicmoron]

This is BRILLIANT. I find myself listening to this more than Tori songs now. Maybe California is awful. The new album is going to be a disaster.

[sixthcrusifix]

What an incredibly fitting username you have.

[katebushboi]

So sixthcrusifix, I see you are just as annoying on YouTube as your are on @.

;)

[sixthcrusifix]

I don't know who you are, here or on @.

[katebushboi]

Yes you do. I just have a different username.

[ShermanTank93]

And you still spelled your name wrong here too! LOL

[rickwarriorbard]

Your songs are stuck in my head lol, i was so disappointed when i heard the 30s of the real songs on itunes and didn't listened "Oh please police me Carabinierize me" LOL....

[nottheredbaron]

the clips would've been better if she had lol

[nottheredbaron]

"coz I've just killed the music"

she sure has...

haha I think I'd rather listen to your parodies

than the actual real songs off AATS

[sapostol1]

I think this is UNBELIEVABLE! So perfect. I wish Tori could write like this! ;-)

[seastarsoup]

oh, I hope Tori hears this xD

[seastarsoup]

also why is she hitting her head? XD @ 0:52

[mktrees]

this is SO GREAT! probably better than Police Me will end up being x))) I love the banjo, this is brilliant! oh and your tori voice (articulation problem0 is spot on X)

[jerman90]

Do you dial 911 in Italy, or you just know about it from popular culture?

This is totally Tori's sense of humor. I think it's actually "I've got a GOD and I'd like a dog"

I agree about Strong Black Vine--do it. Maybe make it about Obama?

I'm so mad, though--I should be more excitied about Tori's REAL songs!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

[CelticRaE19]

im going to laugh so hard if police me comes out and sounds anything remotely like this. this is probably better then the real thing

[jerman90]

I still don't believe you wrote these--how could you write such intricate lyrics in English and then misinterpret your own lyrics in so many places? Did you do that on purpose? Or maybe you're psychic and these are the real songs and you don't realize it.

[cespy1984]

i'd like to answer you in italian, 'coz i'm so able with italian words!! i'd try to do it in english! of course i study english, i don't speak it so well, but i don't think it's so difficult writing some lyrics in english if you have an idea and you know what you want to say! usually i think a concept in my language and then i translate it! all these discussions will stop when the album will be release, so i think... let's wait...and if you're in right i'll hide my face!! :D ok?!

[cespy1984]

and another thing.... i seriously hope tori amos will never write lyrics like this!!! :D

omg, i think to be in the movie "secret window"! :D

[tortoise69]

Your english is brilliant. You write it better than most english people!

[turnoffthetv]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"police is a friend of mine on facebook"

and

"Ive some articulation problem as you can see

Yes you can. Sounds good. Sounds heineken."

are killing me!

[jarofbutterflies]

ROFL!

Oh my effing god!

THIS IS SO FUCKING CREEPY AND AMAZING

It really is very tori-ish also....

i bow down to you.

MAKE MORE

STRONG BLACK VINE,

GO DO IT.

NOW!

[cespy1984]

i'm not a juke box! :P

ahahhaha...i'm joking! it was a quote! :P

i'll sign it on my hand!!! :D

thank u very much to everyone!!! :D

[YKantTuriRead]

questa rimane la mia preferita...rendiamoci conto che ormai componi meglio di tori amos...

condivido in peno quanto già scritto da qualcuno After I listen to Welcome to england this and the give parody could TOTALLY be in the album rofl.

[cespy1984]

l'ascolto di 500 miles è stato terribile, ho dovuto cestinare la mia parodia perchè sembrava un plagio! :D

call the police 'coz i just killed the music....

[baggizz]

LOL "My phone doesn't have eleven on it"...

[jeremiah2880]

il balletto dove si sbatte le mani è una cosa da morire dal ridere.... pericolo per chi soffre di cuore: NON GUARDATE QUESTO VIDEO!! :D

[jeremiah2880]

fantastico!!!! geniale

[zemonsta]

You are seriously a genius. I want you to make an album. I'd totally buy it.

[kiwiboycorza]

ME TOO!

[rickwarriorbard]

After I listen to Welcome to england this and the give parody could TOTALLY be in the album rofl.

[lecaotica]

sei il migliore

[lecaotica]

SEI MITICO CESPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

AHAHAHAHA

ti prego vai a fare tu le canzoni a Tori amos

huhuhuhhu

[jerman90]

This sounds just like Tori! "Please don't brutalize me"--so beautiful.

[winter5alex]

is this the real song form abnormally arttracted to sin?

[boaster]

Bwahahaha!

[rickwarriorbard]

ROFL

[saiph82]

ahahahhahahahahhaha bellissimo!!! manon avevi da studiare tu??? :D

ma il balletto dove si pulisce le mani da dove viene??mamma che trash!

genio!!!

[JessicaClark]

Oh. My. God.

[SoulmateDie]

sei un genioooooo

[ambigo]

I might just have an aneurysm because of this. Just Genious!

[DarienChen]

oh gosh!!

i did such a fantastic job!!

laughing my ass off over here!!

cant wait for the real tori!!ｙｅａｈ！！

[CelticRaE19]

wtf is this!

[MagnusKraken]

CARABINIERIZE MEEEE!!!! XD

Splendido!

[fabsound1984]

hahahahahahahahha è meraviglioso cespy sei un genio del male!!!!! polizziottati!!!

[alealexo]

ahahahahahahahahaha muoio anche il videoooohahahahahah