Crazy Stoned Guy!!!!

[WilliamS343735]

Cop car drives by at 0:30

[mikeweckstein]

lol tha po po

[dayvidc94]

he actualy made sense hahahaha i understood what he ment rofl haha hes sick

[MCMCsimulation]

Well..., I'm fucked.

[abbott912]

lmfao that black dude looks fucking blitzed :L

[TheTruthBeware]

skate board down a hill smoking cigarettes and drinking lighter fluid XD

[lov4skim]

Looks like he made it to the bath in toxic waste part but couldn't climb to the top of the mountains to slap big foot!! Awesome video!!

[ajparenteau]

does somone want to write the lyrics to this

[UrbanSkaternotreally]

i want this stuff written on paper,and i want to meet this guy

[covington55]

i just tried it and it dosent work...

[elvisuptown1]

awesome!

[MayElyse]

mountain lion pubic hair!

[kavkblnx]

he say lithuania?:D

[KeepTheChange99]

I want lyrics to this!

[GINGERKIDinc]

he is not stoned...he is just a bro.

[Finegold2]

i watched this earlier and had no clue what he was talkin about. im stoned now and it makes perfect sense! :D

[devilblazer5]

woahhh this is intilectual when your stonedd

[Technolokron]

@devilblazer5 it's intellectual when you're sober man, there are some very clever rhymes in this. this guy knows what he's doing!

[maniski]

look his eyes.... i guess he use the Hard way ..

[cmacsilva17]

11 people can't beat the blues

[ArcetypeParadox]

@cmacsilva17 12* :)

[oO00OoXoO00Oo]

Ka cia jis kalba apie Lietuva ?

[maskcode]

This black guy I like!

[iamadness69]

This is EPIC

[titoferni29]

Crack head dr suess!

[Dukeboy1996]

"say your halfway through breakfeast and you realized your mate pissed in your corn flakes"

[jaydawg1994]

yupp he's stoned........ON CRACK!

[RedgiePaxton]

im high :x lol wow this shit is weird

[wolfeman85]

man i wish i could pull stuff like that outta my ass whenever i wanted to but whenever im high im too busy grinning and eating potato chips

[deathmortis03]

This guy is fuken hilarious!!!

[IEATNADS]

im almost positive i saw this on the Stone Zone

[shooterman1120]

secret every since XD

[jconehollowlife]

OH my God this fuckin' guy is tripping me, i am smokin' 6 joints and, U know you can join me if you want, just believe in my person, for the deep of your hearts.U know I'm serious, don't talk shit!.

And remember! respect!

[mugizz]

Lithuania's midget? :O

[Atstokite]

@mugizz srsly? I herd it right? Lithuanian midget? :D

[mugizz]

@Atstokite bet rimtai jis taip sako :D

[Lynx17OWNS]

lool that dudes awsome

[XUndeadGunslingerX]

this guy sounds like he beat the blues...

[Cakerolled]

... and smoke crack. He forgot to add smoke crack...

[wolfeman85]

somebody should try this shit and see if it really beats the blues haha

[R3Rapta182]

why did you have to video my dad !

[thedirtynasty]

Well I got the ounce of sperm from the hibernating bears.

I filled a tranquilizer dart with a strong dose of ketamine, and once he was fucked up to the point where he couldn't do anything I got on my knees and started sucking, I actually had to repeat this on 3 bears.

I only got 7g's of cum per bear ejaculation.

I also accomplished the task where I smoke a cigarette and drink lighter fluid while running down a hill.

[sprint245]

Ray William Johnson has got to Cover this video

[03nolank]

snoop doggs dad??

[EBalla54]

this is the funnniest thing ive ever heard in my entire life

[archangel1092]

Haha the cop.

[ShotieSnipes]

love this guy

[76dbaron]

"slap big foot in the face'.....WHAT!!?*AWHAHAHHA

[AlphaKennyBody2]

This Recipe was Smuggled into this country in the 12th Century tattoed on hybrogriphics on a toung of a lithuanian midget and has been a secret ever since.This is a recipe to getting rid of any blues you ever counter in life. Im talking about serious blues like say your half way through breakfest and realize you made piss in your cornflakes. So the ingredients are hell to get.

[AlphaKennyBody2]

i'd say thats the best poetry i've ever heard and ever will. I hate poety, but this guy just changed my mind about it.

[xilixang999]

police on 0:30, since you are not living in the netherlands you should watch out XD

[FetidToecheese]

He has medicine

[TheBigBlackBalls]

so let me get this straight, take 5 cc's of shit from an alligater in heat, frog ankles and a pound of possum meat, get a ounce of sperm from a hibernating bear, whiskers and mountain lion pubic hair. snatch the eyes off of a fly thats flying backwards, spin him around and put the eyes back in the sockets before the fly hits the ground. then skateboard down a hill smoking cigarettes and drinking lighter fluid, steal the stink out a pile of shit, bathe in toxic then slap bigfoot.. easy enough

[kemicza]

hmmm snoop dogg?

[alexkorol1]

Are you sure he is stoned? Are you sure he isn't just awesome?

[TheDaviesray]

@alexkorol1 is there a difference?

[TrueXile420]

@alexkorol1 Hes Legend wait for it...

[TrueXile420]

@TrueXile420 DARY!

[nutinacase]

@alexkorol1 0:43 .... Pupils wider than a prositutes beef curtains. Has to high

[wolfeman85]

@alexkorol1 i dunno he looks pretty stoned to me haha

[dayvidc94]

@alexkorol1 hes so high right now lol

[markoftheking777]

Somebody should make a song out of that and give the dude some money.

[serpentax]

nothing crazy about that.

[mrlol945]

pokemon biscuits?

[kidballistic]

This guy is my fucking hero. End of story.

[TheNerdyJustin]

or you can just get high to beat the blues.

regardless that guy is awesome.

[unscenebitch]

only in haight Ashbury maaan!

[Allenthetiger101]

haha that was sum funny thing to watch wen smoked out

[jasdiofa]

@Allenthetiger101 hell yaa am now

[mrconcept]

sick rapper

[bansheequadup]

this is dammmmmmm hilarious hahahahaha

[icebergbart216]

fake

[paulypilot]

What's cool about this? OK it's a freak show, or a party piece anyway, repeated parrot-fashion to anyone who will listen. He's just repeated that over & over, hundreds of times to thousands of people.

Oh, and it's meaningless drivel.

I'd rather engage with someone interesting & them say something spontaneous & original, rather than this nonsense.

[slackmaster2000]

He's either on coke crack or he's schizophrenic

[Pyr0King]

@slackmaster2000 Why skitzo?

[ThreeCrowns]

what does he say at 38 seconds? what whiskers? then what does he say at 50 seconds? steal the stink out of what?

[JustinErmouff420]

steal the stink out of the first pile of shit u pass before a fly can get to it

[chrisjp20]

ROTFFLMMFBBO!!!!!!!!

[mrpie131]

hehe!!!

[SgtSlaughter94larry]

I've done that 3 times... With one arm.. Blindfolded..

[mcsketchful]

he is my hero i think!

[MySecretaryIsHot]

AHAHAHAHHAAHH

[magic9man2]

roflmfao

[greenweedsmoker]

Video is awesome , but not the "Lithuanian midgit" part ;D coz I'm Lithuanian lol ;DDD~

5 stars

[PaintballKing213]

"mountain lion pubic hair" hahahaha

[PUDDINBENDER]

should make a remix of this

[PUDDINBENDER]

this guy is a legend 12th century lithuanian midget

[vonjd]

"...smoking cigarettes and drinking lighter fluid, you have to steal the stink out of the first pile of shit you pass before a fly can get to it. And the last thing you do is you take a bath in a tub full of toxic waste, climb to the top of the himayalayas and slap bigfoot in the face. If you can do all of that, you can always beat the blues."

[vonjd]

something like:

"Take 5 cc's of shit from an alligator in heat, 2 black cat bones, some frog ankles and a pound of possum meat. Get an ounce of sperm from a hibernating bear, some ally cat whiskers and some mountain lion pubic hair. You snatch the eyes of a fly that's flying back when you spin him around, you put the eyes back in the sockets before the fly hits the ground. Then you skateboard down a hill...

[boltzman5]

ha!

[greenmamba123]

WTF did he just say

[carnage101]

lmao I like how the cops pass by at :31 ...that wouldn't have went over well.

[passiveMenis]

Smart guy though.

[Luxn27]

Done it doesnt work.

[xOxTiXz]

get a gallon of sperm from a hibernating bear!!!!!!

[wolboatpo]

does he says that all the time or did he improvised that :| damn

[mroom]

im high

[mroom]

he just wanted some cash

[ashiaacid]

I can't get over this. ahahaa :D

[baltimoreblitz16]

he is not joking either!

he did not crack a smile!

he really wants somebody to do all that.

lol

[lolas33]

did he mentioned lithuania ? my country or what

[JOSHABRAHAM93]

how do we know you phsychic lithuanian A-HOLEEEE

[gemineye99]

This clip is hilarious as hell. . .that dude rocks! His ability to spew shit like that off the top of his head is absolutely phenomenal Great vid.

[JnJHobby]

AWESOME!

[moboutlaw4488]

If that's what you gotta do to really beat the blues, no wonder there are still so many depressed people in the U.S. Its gotta be a conspiracy by the prescription drug companies that they covered this info up, thanx for letting the world know!

[dave4k0]

move to ghetto you see that all the time

[Zentraleinheite]

Totally not stoned.

[yeee941]

The things is,when your high,You can come up with that shit off the top of your head,when your sober your like...uh...

[to0dumb]

so true bro its like u feel educated or some shit weird

[y0lk0fsh1t]

I'm from Lithuania and we have no midgets here :P

[Teknique51]

LMFAO !!

this guy is one funny dude !!

5 stars

[triple210]

wow it worked!!!!!!!!!

[singalinger]

LMFAAAAO. this is actually the funniest video ever.

[jaler4]

i want to slap bigfoot

[16cp]

HAHAHAHA i love this

[PantsB4Squares]

Good man

[mutantsquirel]

!!!ROFLMIESTRO!!!

[Arsonloke]

he dont look stoned but he does look like a crack head

[to0dumb]

he looks like hes high on coke look at his fukin eyes glazed as shit and his pupils round as an apple lol

[Beneficiary]

how did that tattoo all of that on the tongue of a Lithuanian midget?

[eksman000mc]

i want what hees on lololololol i wish i could meet him

[KidoAndrei]

shit... i have to get stuff from where he gets it... :))

[gatmn3]

yo i think he definitely does a little crack on the side there

[uberpwn00bs0785]

mee too

[maquiladora21]

shit this is awesome. i wanna meet this guy.

[fmafan123456789]

are you JOKING??? how old are you? the blues is having a hsitty day, being blue= being sad. having the blues is being sad. wow man.

[XxBlueXxDemonXx]

shit man thats deep

[joey6532]

that is the coolest person i have ever seen, ever

[bbarlow76]

He sounds like Coach Cooper who coaches WNBA Sparks.

[BleedingDarkness20]

this nigga is ugly

[mateo2786]

He is a poet although words of a strange nature he is actually very good. Everything rhymes accordingly.

[Steezedisease]

haha

his eyes are sooooo glazy

[jrhcp31]

hahahahhaahahaha

[Master2396]

wow

[Klonsebia]

Did he say-lithuanian midget?

[trembelz]

look people there is noo wayy you could be stoned and speak like thattt truuust me :D

[coolmanbrock]

iunno he probly has to say that shit everytime he gets high with somebody becuase its so hilarious...so hes probly just really good at it

[Paaascal]

ya it is very possible, myself when i'm high i just keep talking, it's really strange. And seems like i can speak much more easily when im high (not stoned, high).

[elleclancy]

Oh my god lmfao he's so funny hahahaha.

[douchebag79]

well how about i tell the blues to fuck off!

[davekwin420]

Hmm, personally I dont understand why everyone on here gives a shit if the guy was smoking pot or not? So what if he was or was not, it was a funny clip cant you just enjoy it without deciding on his level of intoxication?

[mathquiz1]

funny how there is cops just passing by in the background

[brokentoedspoon]

ROFL!!!!  omfg!

[tyler7878]

omg definitly not stoned on weed, more like cocaine/heroin/rocket fuel/rat posin/ meth/ everything.

[LSDCoatedBrain]

Yeah, seriously, I can say some crazy shit high, but not that fast.

[giannhs954]

shit what a fuck is he talking about he didnt take a breath

[9rolo9]

can you 'accuse' someone of NOT being stoned? is that an accusation? or merely an observation? why are people so offended at the idea of this guy NOT being stoned?

[Raytro88888]

Just because you amatuers get stoned off your balls to where you can hardly keep your dick in your hand when your pissing, doesn't mean everyone else in the world is also an idiot, like you.

So you pussies can shut up and accept that this guy was stoned, and still able to come up with a kick-ass story that entertained you (whether you want to admit it or not) for 73 seconds.

Fucking noobs.

[Shaggy2DopeJR]

that was fucking great XD

[codypg]

rofl wtf this guy is funny

[DirtySanchez90]

why are you guys accusing him of not being stoned? fuck off and smoke more

[tillo2008]

not stoned. not even tired.

[JR113FTW]

ROFLLL OMFG put the eyes back in the sucker b4 it hits the ground!?!? ?ahAHAHA

[9rolo9]

This guy wasnt stoned.

[rebecca11391]

are you kidding? not everyone is the same exact way when they are high. you don't always get "tired" when you're high. Don't be such an idiot, or NOOB as raytro would put it.

[sonofflea]

this is seriously the funniest shit i have ever heard!

[kemicza]

He looks like snoop dogg

[fearsveil]

that guy rocks!! but he doesnt seem stoned

[layzie2531472]

check out stoned motherfuckers

[teknorawk]

x]

i love my cityy

[cekinxxx]

most of the things he get are from stereotipical american cartoons

[GearzRulez]

i want those lyrics

[cekinxxx]

well the only possible thing to do is the skateboarding downhill :))

[cekinxxx]

beat the blues is it a metaphore or what

[MentalGunpowder62]

no s

[MentalGunpowder62]

no shit*

[tyler7878]

AHAHHAAHHAAH

[moisesthc]

this guy is sick wit his flow

fuk lil wayne.lol

[Floraiton]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!! That would be San Fran - I know that guy!!!!

[cekinxxx]

how many cigarettes do i have to smoke on the skateboard?

[liquidrazor]

LOL This was fucking awesome! That dude is that shit

[matsaballmonday]

i think id rather eat piss thatn do all that

[lookitsmeitsme]

lol is all i can say... i experiance that everytime i get stoned... my best m8 always says shit like that.... just a funny, epic random story

[coolmanbrock]

holy crap that guy is awesome

[yumabilal]

thats why i love the bay. . never a dull moment. . .i couldnt say that sober. . . lavish

[drummerdudex017]

buddabum bongos

[X2XM0Z3X2X]

hahhahahahahaha

[kumar117]

lol a cop went by.

:P