Bill Burr - Muffins

[ChokedOut18]

punching ... punching the muffins lol. He's crazy

[ChuloBadGuy]

Well not the bones, but definitely the cheek muscles LMAO!!!

[dstein111]

Why is the audience full of 50 yo hillbillies?

[babyKenlee]

For three years this has remained my favorite bit of all time! Love it.

[nomorelies86]

i just died. bill burr for president

[se7ensenses]

I tell his standup jokes about women to my gf and she gets PISSED lol

[iwanttofight69]

F*ck I love this guy

[zizwop]

I find myself doing is 'woman' voice when I talk about my ex. 

[beatlesto]

thumbs up if your cheekbones hurt

[lexikalfanfic]

I am always laughing to myself about weird bullshit. I don't even try to control it anymore. It was nice to see a comic talk about this for once.

[mdsatan]

@lexikalfanfic Im lucky in that I am big guy and kinda scary-looking. So I just walk around grinning like a pshycho

[PurpleCloud619]

Every time I'm in Walmart in the deli section, I think of what if I saw Bill Burr out of the corner of my eye punching some muffins and I just start cracking up. Insanity or the center point of reality?

[tidford]

"The 2007 Montreal International Comedy Festival" - was/is called Just For Laughs. It's like calling the Superbowl "The championship of professional american football"

[MUFC127]

Right......

[Bugsy99]

16 people have muffin stands

[jenniferlam90]

i just watched this on TV and this was hilarious!

[smsmith714]

Awesome

[slappntickle]

Muffins are a happy food I don't understand this.

[mcverlei]

I never feel like anything he says is forced. I love his genuine approach. I love him.

[unwell333]

"HE"S MUSHING THE MUFFINS!"

"Okay, I'm on it!"

[ripsnorter419]

i was eating as i watched this... bad idea lol i about choked to death

[elcesar999]

I hate mufins

[Dobbs8816]

"He's mushing the muffins."

"Ok I'm on it."

[X15ean1X]

If they were nice they'd be in a store.

[CuntFuckkkk]

Bill Burr is the motherfucking man. Nuff said.

[naraicks]

muffins arn't made of pastry

[WOW9521]

Bill Burr suffered an awkward moment in his story!

[guy1868]

and their still funny

[guy1868]

louis c.k., jerry seinfeld, eddie griffin, tim allen, roseanne barr, drew carey, bill cosby, larry david, jamie foxx, steve harvey, george lopez, tracy morgan, robin williams... these comedians didn't ruin their careers they just made lots of money

[scott24h16]

@guy1868 Look at it like this: Alan King, Gary Busey, Nick Swardson, Demetri Martin, Wanda Sykes, Carlos Mencia, Norm McDonald, Jeff Dunham, Sarah Silverman, Chris Wylde, Adam Corolla's solo show. That's what I had in mind.

[SamusAbe]

@scott24h16 I'm sorry why is Nick Swardson or Demtri Martin on this list?

[scott24h16]

@SamusAbe because of the horrible ratings that their shows get on comedy central

[SamusAbe]

@scott24h16 ?? Pretend Time got picked up for a second season, the ratings can't be that bad. And although Demetri's show didn't last that doesn't mean he still isn't a very well respected comedian. Those two names don't belong on that list. Adam Corolla also does a very popular podcast, and the Sarah Silverman Show was hilarious Comedy Central is just wishy washy about their live actions programs. Everyone I mentioned is still wildly successful not sure what you're smoking.

[guy1868]

he needs a sitcom show

[scott24h16]

@guy1868 if you knew anything about this comedian, you would know that Bill Burr doesn't like being around people and having responsibility, such as a commitment to a TV show. Plus everyone who gets their own show with the exception of Daniel Tosh ends up ruining their comedic career.

[heatbucspies55]

My most intellectual analysis of this comedy bit is:

It's freaking Hilarious.

[kosmosleha]

"If I wouldn't break eye contact, she couldn't call for help" hahahahhahaha

[kampingkarl70]

@JeffTheRambler I know I was like whoa did I click the wrong vid?

[johnclavis]

1/1 bill burr /e9= 9/11 rubble r

Coincidence?

[em129836]

hands down the funniest comedian ever. Let It Go and Why Do I Do This were the funniest two and half hours of my life

[mullent169]

not bad. xD that just seems like a waste of pastry. lol

[TheMightyOdin]

@poniesThatBite with my iPad I can't hit the like or dislike.

[n3cr0fil3]

Muffins are a happy food, I don't understand this!

[PoniesThatBite]

275,862 views 794 likes.Is pressing a mouse button once so difficult FFS ? If the stuff's here the artist has usually at least tolerated the fact so surely the performer and the people who take the trouble to make this available could get one fuckin' click of a mouse button making our lazy sad asses laugh our balls/tits off.

Cheers Bill and Mandrakerealmz. For your toleration and effort respectively. :)

[Cliffe4567]

@PoniesThatBite I think it also has to do with the fact that a ton of people visit YouTube from different computers (thus not logged in) or they just don't have a YouTube account even though they come here a lot.

[DeviantRahll]

@PoniesThatBite You say that as if 'liking' the video serves any purpose or even matters.

[Krista7714]

12 people wear earrings made of twigs and macaroni.

[JeffTheRambler]

Mr. Sark?

[htddu908]

Wtf? This should have like 10 million views. Burr is a living legend.

[colloredbrothers]

The part about explaning man I was LOLing so fucking hard this man is a genius.

[titsburgfeelers1]

you're a communist bastard if you don't find this hilarious.

[baldingmoose]

the eleven dislikes are bakery oweners.

[rockyfan67]

oh the faces he makes..... 

[idkmybffjv]

"Then his wife threw her titties in my hand, your honor. It was weird."

[ILoveTrannys89]

@idkmybffjv your a big lipped beast, I'm sentencing you to life in prison. Which should be plenty of time for you to convert to Islam.

[amauta5]

i loved his girl voice.

[ayemy]

wtf is this i typed punching muff

[mightywhitey718]

What if I started punchin' the muffins.

[Gonko100]

he is really fucking awesome. Just Frank Boyle and Louis CK are better. Of the living ones...

[Jedum]

this guy...was on The Sopranos...

[Menace2Sobriety100]

11 People sell muffins at street fairs.

[legalizeit727]

Bill Burr is either going to go down as one of the best comedians ever, or end up institutionalized...either way I love him!

[thatwasfunnyhuh]

@legalizeit727 we'll send him some muffins when he's committed then

[c0untd00ku26]

this guy smokes weed and PROVED it by the way he said the explaining a joke... omg incredible

[bigstabby]

Did they say he could do that? XD

[Danshro]

@McMuffin584 Boston

[djn00nan]

i hate that when u get thoughts about truely hilarious shit like that, and ur struggling to breathe an people are like 'wats so funny?' but u can never fully explain it..

[RetiredYet]

@djn00nan I find most of my thoughts hilarious so i know what u mean

[DKsparks13]

@djn00nan or and when you do no one thinks its funny

[ForceRecon198]

@djn00nan That happened to me in standardized testing during high school. Best experience of my life. 

[joeez100xp21]

hes mushing the muFFINS Ok IM ON IT ,,,SIR!!!!!!

[McMuffin584]

Where is Bill from???

[SandoTrini]

I cant believe i love this guy.....

[Zoroasterrrr]

this made me pee on my girlfriend

[ryguy331986]

this guy is the funniest stand up around today. Easily.

[rockandroll994]

...guess 9 people work in those outdoor carnivals

[Chocolaht]

OMG!!! This guy is hilarious...ive often thought like him...who hasnt wanted to mush a few muffins at a bake sale or some lame ass outdoor carnival...just to see the reactions?

[iheartnes]

9 people are Dane Cook's sex slaves.

[demogirl03]

My friend and I smashed muffins at a stand. LOL! Bill Burr is the man!

[Vajrayana514]

lol... We've all been there.

[ChrisTolmeth]

i laughed my cunt off

[Amongoose06]

bill burr is insane lol n i love it

[DieFatorLiveThin]

this guy sucks. Dane Cook way better.

[mm102908]

@DieFatorLiveThin Dane Cook sucks and steals his unfunny material.

[djsweethots]

"it's got twigs, macaroni....it's crap!" LOL Love it

[TheJaredThingy]

Bill Burr > Dane Cook. Dane Cook > only himself.

[MrBeauElliot]

Not many people can tell the truth and still get a laugh. Burr does.

[a2kizzy]

i love these people hating on dane cook.i dont understand he is funny and i guarantee half the haters went to his videos right after this to compare and still laughed.both vomedians are funny no matter how u look at it. watch dane cooks bk lounge and if u dont laugh from that u just dont have a sense of humor

[agunn1041]

He's hilarious but says "right" too much haha

[iHATEfaggotsify]

bill burr is so funny though

[iHATEfaggotsify]

dane cook is such a fuckin deuche. i cant watch him

[niagra898]

Watch Bill Burr on you tube...the "125th street" one...fuck me,crazy laughs..I live in the Bronx and he's right on.

[mjnotso98]

This guy is hilarious, not that anybody needed to be told that

[ttbryan07]

OH MY GOSH. This was awesome,

[Bugsy99]

"Muffins are a happy food, I don't understand it"

[Akasha2000]

@bearswilleatme if your reffering to jeff dunham he is pretty awesome...so stop it lolz

but i agree bill is also awesome ...

[driftingdreamz]

bill burr is honestly extremely underrated. get him on the airwaves STAT

[InternalCombstion420]

That just seems like a waste of pastry.

[doomsy]

why are you tards talking about dunham. shut up and enjoy what you're watching, dunham sucks, this is real comedy.

[1988blacksun]

how the hell did i miss him?

He's a freaking genius!!

[JASM4collection]

He is one of the top 5 greatest comedians today.

[unknownNusance]

one of the best comics ever and one of the best bits ever.

[oregonsurfer]

this bit kills me!!!

[doomsy]

i laughed so freaking hard at this. when hes talking about trying to explain punching the muffins to his gf.

[ohhhtetons]

brian regan is the shit and hes the only comedian that doesn't swear that is hilarious

[leerey14]

have i ever been suicidal? abso fucking lutely, are you kidding me? thats hilarious, thats like asking me if i ever gotten a sunburn, of course im suicidal, i dont think i can go a day an a half without thinking of sawing my own head off.

you sir are a genius.

[nolenzvolenz]

hilarious,his podcast is great too.

[klosz81]

@Bearswiileatme dude if you aint making more than $10,000 a year (a 5 digit paycheck) you must be retarded you prob sell lemons on the side of a highway somewhere you F$@ken Leepa.... p.s. bill burr is pretty funny

[dkdowntown]

Did I go to highschool with this guy? Why would he do this?

[refugee786]

THIS GUY IS THE SHIT <3

[acebrawler73]

Seriously, bill burr and brian regan really need to be the next two in line to get house hold name fame.

[MrLongSofty]

a living BeAsT on stage love this dude

[romski4u]

Richard Pryor was funny in movies and some of his early comedy was breakthrough stuff at the time but you look back at it now and it's not as funny. Same as Lenny Bruce, breakthrough guy, but looking back not as funny. But you have to give them respect without comedy we know it and it's no holds barred approach now is because of those two. They made it ok for people to cut loose and really talk about good stuff and say what's on their minds.

[MarkAL95]

Bill Burr- Hilarious Dane Cook- Funny Larry The Cable Guy- Funny Rest Of The Blue Collar Guys- Shit Louis CK- Hilarious Kevin Hart- Hilarious George Carlin- Greatest Ever Richard Pryor- Shit Jeff Dunham- Shit Jim Gaffigan- Funny Mike Birbiglia- Hilarious On a scale from- Shit, being 0, and Hilarious 5, Funny is 4

[fpsexcellence]

@MarkAL95 Finally someone else who agrees that Richard Pryor is crap.

Also, Mitch Hedberg- Hilarious

[MarkAL95]

@fpsexcellence

I know, right? I watched Pryor's special last night on Comedy Central, and didn't laugh once. Mitch Hedberg is funny because he just kinda rambles lol.

[fpsexcellence]

@MarkAL95 Hell yea dude. I saw one of his specials on netflix. I never laughed, not even once. Pryor is just well hyped.

[MarkAL95]

@fpsexcellence Yea they say he's the king of comedy, but I think they've crowned Louis CK that, and he deserves it, well.

[quicky2103]

@MarkAL95 Larry The Cable Guy is about as funny as AIDS.....guy hasn't done anything original in almost 10 years. But if hick jokes are your think

[MarkAL95]

@quicky2103 It's been 22.3 years... AIDS is funny now.

[IEatBabies318]

@MarkAL95 You have shit taste in comedy is what you've got.

[MickyG4444]

@IEatBabies318 Louis CK is the shit, so is Bill

[CharlesTonWiggle]

@IEatBabies318 Offended by AIDS references? What, does your fag boyfriend have it or something?

[IEatBabies318]

@CharlesTonWiggle what?

[CharlesTonWiggle]

@IEatBabies318 The only reason you have to say that MarkAL95 had shit taste in comedy was about his AIDS reference, considering Burr and C.K. are among the best comedians working today. So, does your boyfriend have HIV or full-blown AIDS? Did he get it from you, because I think he did.

[IEatBabies318]

@CharlesTonWiggle haha I didnt say anything about them two people it was just one person on his list. Your rude. And I dont have a boyfriend and he isnt or wasnt offended by an AIDs refrence...hmmm I think yall got me mixed up with someone else or something. I LOVE BILL BURR yo he is miles funnier than Dane Cook although I love him too.

[haircaptian11]

@IEatBabies318 why to go, burr is awsome

[dunkmasta]

muffins are healthy food..i don't understand this?

[atdeacon]

this is the funniest shit i ever heard...i fell over laughing at this just thinking about it walking down the street....rolling!

[frollun2]

bill burr is hilarious. dane cook sucks... jeff dunham sucks... larry the cable guy sucks...

its just like music. the most popular modern day musicians suck. to get good shit you have to actually look for it rather than it being on the charts where it deserves to be.

[RUSSTRADAMUS]

@frollun2

4 REALZ

I dont understand why that is ?? people are sheep. its kinda like the old saying if your friend jumps off a cliff does that mean you have to (lol) well when it comes to musical & comedy & overall entertainment preferences it does but not me

[JASM4collection]

I saw him in Morristown, NJ. He was hysterical. I almost pissed my pants. I wanted t buy him a beer but I didn't want to bug him.

[nervsux]

this guy is brilliant.. nuff said

[bunimonibu]

is that kassemG at 1:51?

[krattos92]

favorite comic

[ChozzieBoy]

I'm in tears, so fucking funny!

[chapstickman34]

how the FUCK is dane cook more famous than this guy?

[frankierants]

Dane Cook is into marketing...when he was younger he marketed himself toward the teen girl market.. when the girls got older they forced their boyfriends to see a Dane do his routine...the girls were laughing while the boyfriends had only one thing on their minds..."I hope I get laid tonight"

[niagra898]

@chapstickman34 Someone told me to look this guy up..I can't stop laughing..I've no idea why Dane get's more attention..this dude's hysterical!

[negativepink]

@chapstickman34 two words, abdominal muscles............ oh and girls.....

[Donsknotts]

@chapstickman34 dane sold out for sure

[nachoisone]

@chapstickman34 Because college kids can be dumb as all hell

[Borat2borat]

@chapstickman34 Because Dane Cook does goofy "feel good" comedy. Bill does "its funny because its true" comedy.

[fdny7652]

@chapstickman34

OMG you are so right. I have no idea what people like about Dane Cook.

[mastamase]

@chapstickman34 the world is a fucked up place...the same reason why justin bieber  is bigger then lykke li

[gopherpimp]

@chapstickman34 Dane Cook obviously sucked a lot more dick.

[MrLongSofty]

@chapstickman34

It's really sad, but i think it's because you have to have somewhat of a brain to understand most of Bill's jokes. I think they are mostly for an older crowd. Dane cooks fans are usually young college students who have more of an influence on the younger crowd who has probably promoted dane's success.

[kingclayton]

@chapstickman34 Because Dane is in movies and t.v series

FUCKING BULLSHIT

[piggybankvillan]

@kingclayton Though Burr was a recurring character on the Chappelle Show.

[tayjrich]

@chapstickman34 It's probably only because Cook's better looking.

[m0fo]

Lol @ the situation 2:23 - 2:25

[oneisi]

"It's a typical girlfriend idea; it SUCKS and it's going to take all Saturday."

Been there done that, so true, fuck I can not believe how many times I have done that...

[oneisi]

"It's a typical girlfriend idea; it SUCKS and it's going to take all Saturday."

Been there done that, so true, fuck I can not believe how many times I have done that... Great sex afterwards tho.

[Veraad]

"typical GF idea, it sucks and its gonna take all saturday"

Nail, head, direct hit!

[Bugsy99]

"Muffins are a happy food. I don't understand this"

I fucking love it!

[Ganymede1moon]

Hahaha! This guy is great

[madison21502]

Bill Burr ....man, thank you for making me laugh when life doesn't give me a whole lot of reasons to find humor.

[Angusrocks4u]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[TheDidlo1]

This man is a gawd

[Hoboscouts]

oh jezus

[TheDidlo1]

@Hoboscouts No not Hayzooz..Didlo..Didlo1..TheDid­lo1..aka The BigRubberD!ck. Hazooz Kristawfison is my half brother. How can The BigRubberD!ck enlighten you today. I aim to please and I got good aim.

[EverythingisFire]

Just saw him last night haha good stuff

[mnm483]

@EverythingisFire i gonna see him soon. did he do this skit?

[EverythingisFire]

I didn't recognize any of his jokes haha I've seen 2 of his specials on comedy central. I believe it was all new material.

[Hoboscouts]

no it wasnt

[dalenoa78]

Richard pryor back he mad comfortable just talkin dude funny as hell

[roosterIX]

After seeing this my gf actually did this to her mom in public.

[Chnamanjx]

What was the reaction?

[roosterIX]

Just like Bill said, with the svared look in her eyes and the funniest part was the childrens faces. I wish it was caught on camera.

[evvans101]

MUFFINS!!!!!!!

[shifald]

this guy is a huge douche but he's hilarious

[wjsado]

lol

[kwg422]

fuck muffins

[PaperBagBandits]

Brilliant funny man! Love the podcast!!! Got some clips posted on my page.