1:17 The face of PROUD OWNERSHIP! Jeremy IS DA MAN! AWESOME! I'd love to do the same thing! 2:40 Jeremy's "Better Half" arrives! A moment destined for LEGEND!
Although not married yet, i totally understand what you mean!
But after living a couple of things in my short life, i ended up never showing patience or understanding towards a woman that is a bitch (these exist just for one thing). There are plenty of nice women (with brains, manners, kindness etc) out there to share our lives (or just time) with - relatively pretty hard to find one, but they do exist!
I always enjoy Clarkson's antics but couldn't he have found a decent fighter? I'm not even saying that he had to get an American one like a Phantom. How about a Jaguar or Buccaneer even? The Lightning? Really?!
I LOVE how Clarkson puts good reason to her why he does silly things and she shouldn't be irritated about it: "You KNEW what I was like when you married me. You KNEW I was going to do this."
u must read this once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight & haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and pasteing
"visible from satellites... we'll be mistaken for an airbase and become a bombing target?" Well that's a pretty good argument, I'll have to give her points for that one.
But you know, Russian is a very nice language, it is very flexible in terms of inventing new words. You'd be much more eloquent if you spoke Russian, J.
The americans will see an out of date fighter on the lawn in someone's front garden. They'll think it's an air base and bomb it out sheer american millitary stupidity.
@Vault101Reject yes cause all Americans want to just blow everything up. I can see why sometime people say things like that but most Americans want peace just like every other nation. Every nation has a military and has been to war you people need to stop acting like America is the only one that has been fighting.
Onto the video Jeremys awesome hes never boring to watch on top gear.
if i had the money i would do the same...but restore it
weslake898 1 day ago
Big boy :))))
Podkowa98 2 days ago
But will it blend?
askk1996 1 week ago
HAHAHA
GO JEREMY xD
awesome:P
Lightyy93 2 weeks ago
Mrs. Clarkson: Oh my God I'm married to an 8 year old!!
14pcgamer 2 weeks ago
But why?
fatzebra1 1 month ago
1:17 The face of PROUD OWNERSHIP! Jeremy IS DA MAN! AWESOME! I'd love to do the same thing! 2:40 Jeremy's "Better Half" arrives! A moment destined for LEGEND!
THEORIGINALEXSCAPER 1 month ago
poor jeremy putting up with that women moaning all day long
illcounttill3 1 month ago
lol jeremy is very poor I see.
Joescuderia 1 month ago
50 people bough it and are in the moon secretly now
guss25100 1 month ago
This is why people love Jeremy Clarkson.
81broncoman 1 month ago 2
The cow at 2:08 made me LMFAO.
it was like: ''WTF?!''
GOD 1 month ago 3
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BangalorVanguard 2 months ago
You knew i was gonna do this.
You never told me for better for worst, for pile of junk on the front lawn.....lmao
stephen23493 2 months ago 4
No wonder he cheated on her, stupid bitch wouldnt let him have a jet in the garden!
xXXH4RR15XXx 2 months ago 2
Anytime I buy anything my GF gives me grief for, I'm gonna tell her "if it wasn't for one of these you'd be speaking Russian".
douchechillum 2 months ago 2
2 MUCH!! I LOVE THIS! AMERICAN TV SUCKS.
emilyoshiro 2 months ago
I think Jezza had quite a lot of making up to do for putting the Lightning in his garden.
Excelsior2007 2 months ago
isn't he a multi millionaire...why is he stil with that old hag
5959512 2 months ago
Pinche loco
Clever words...
delivert93 2 months ago
'if not of one of these you will speak russian now' ahahaha
marekholandia1991 2 months ago 3
I figured Jeremy Clarkson's wife would be a lot more tolerant.
CrazyStuntmen8000 3 months ago 5
this can't be his wife !! she must be beautiful ^^
MrGibbon24 3 months ago
"... so we could become a bombing target" LOL
murf69 3 months ago
Wail until the cold comes then the ground hard.
Berleion 3 months ago
how much did you pay them?
97nnamdi 3 months ago
her reaction is actually the same as my girlfriend when i bring home another old vw, and its not old garbage or a pile of rusting steel,
jorikrademakers 3 months ago 8
i dont see a problem.
SRT480 3 months ago
Wow his wife is such a bitch!
kimosabesun 3 months ago
@kimosabesun u will understand when u get married
krqkan 3 months ago
@krqkan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Although not married yet, i totally understand what you mean!
But after living a couple of things in my short life, i ended up never showing patience or understanding towards a woman that is a bitch (these exist just for one thing). There are plenty of nice women (with brains, manners, kindness etc) out there to share our lives (or just time) with - relatively pretty hard to find one, but they do exist!
kimosabesun 3 months ago
That went down like a shit sandwich with your wife Mr. Clarkson!!!
vonsmith 3 months ago
I want.
Skier1017 4 months ago
"can they see this by satellite....we are a bombing target"
b10ahram 4 months ago
Dear Santa,..........
ernshengjoel 4 months ago
I always enjoy Clarkson's antics but couldn't he have found a decent fighter? I'm not even saying that he had to get an American one like a Phantom. How about a Jaguar or Buccaneer even? The Lightning? Really?!
24601guy 5 months ago
@24601guy Lightnings are amazing. A very iconic jet from the time period.
mick431 4 months ago
@24601guy
probably the cheapest.
KamenIXA 1 week ago
good old jezza
boynicky1 5 months ago
it did that cause of the weight, right?
xRAMxDOD 5 months ago
OK let's see... DEAR SANTA...
MrPyromaster247 5 months ago 2
Love the toyota ....staying in the garden..
wahash316 5 months ago
Does the epic music come with the plane?
w1n5st0n 5 months ago
@w1n5st0n Yeah, orchastrated by The Stig...
Fitzy597 5 months ago
@RachelFuryRocks dont know what its called, but its from 90's British Yellow Pages adverts!
aAgent86 5 months ago
Iam confused did clarkson marry another bloke??
mcwolfus 6 months ago
Hmmmm.... Kinda makes me wonder what he put in the garden that led to his divorce from his first wife...
Muryxkitteh 6 months ago 3
Hello, is that World of War
OMG IS HE GONNA SAY IT!?!!?
planes..
AAAWWWWW
13lackLight 7 months ago 2
what episode is this?
007knick 7 months ago
HAHAHA
007knick 7 months ago
i like the ads you can skip
goaliebeast50 7 months ago
we finally see jeremys wife
xRAMxDOD 7 months ago 3
Who's the BOSS???????? jajajajaja
luise1000 7 months ago
Keep clicking 1:54 XD
JundaComputersGmbH 8 months ago
i wonder how much did he pay for it
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HartleyBaxter 8 months ago
"Damn that's a bloody awful mess."
Damn that's a really deep groove !
azntranc3951 8 months ago
I LOVE how Clarkson puts good reason to her why he does silly things and she shouldn't be irritated about it: "You KNEW what I was like when you married me. You KNEW I was going to do this."
betatalk357 8 months ago
When he said there were two problems, I thought one of them was going to be paying for that thing.
alwaysriteneverwrong 9 months ago
if weren't of these u'd be speaking russian!
LOL
mohit1224 9 months ago
Mrs. Clarkson has 49 youtube accounts.
sl270703 9 months ago 109
@sl270703 She made a 50th!
PunchingMegaTree 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TopGear
jeremy clarkson, the man who never ever ever ever grew out of his eight year old phase
kingofburnttoast 9 months ago 149
@kingofburnttoast this is a good thing! haha
SGlitches 2 months ago
@kingofburnttoast
I think any man with the amount of access he has would instantly recapture their 8 year old phase.
TheActiveAssault 3 weeks ago 3
there is something in this world that is even worse than james may ... Miss clarkson.
kingofburnttoast 9 months ago 4
I thought I was bad....
wrcyio 9 months ago
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DjAndy94 9 months ago
@DjAndy94 you're an idiot
DeaderNBetter 9 months ago
best part is the cow's expression
WizenedWarrior 9 months ago 4
Apparently Jeremy Clarkson has 48 Wives.
SimonCHulse 9 months ago 4
for better, for worse...for pile of junk on the lawn! Lol...
sexDrugsNrockNroll1 9 months ago 3
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sexDrugsNrockNroll1 9 months ago
i love how he didnt even mention money being a problem
lol
maddcrazycow 9 months ago
Press 8 for Russian.
flyboy172r 9 months ago
I like her reaction :) "And you complain about the moles" :)
vdgjolly 9 months ago
What would she do if he brought the 747 home?
BoogWar01 9 months ago
Some guys go out and buy a Ferrari or a Porshe but Clarkie takes the cake.
HachiZenki 9 months ago
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Queckify 9 months ago
press 8 for russian, ctrl+w to close tab.
TMIGT 9 months ago
has he still got it?
LfcGoddardENGCJG 9 months ago
@LfcGoddardENGCJG his local concil said it was against planning regs so he had to give it away
tvandbeermakehomergo 9 months ago
@LfcGoddardENGCJG His local council said it was against planning regs so he had to give it away
tvandbeermakehomergo 9 months ago
I want his house!... and the jet!
joonthetoon 9 months ago
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TWPSUN 9 months ago
Fucking ugly ass wife..... I'm surprised!
lupischuckle 10 months ago
@lupischuckle i think you're mean and pathetic
thethirdsayaman 9 months ago
@thethirdsayaman Ok, I don't even know you so how could your six and a half words affect me in any way? Peace brother!
lupischuckle 9 months ago
@lupischuckle
I bet you nothing better.
innovatorz 9 months ago
2:08 the cows thinking " WTF"
imagine what he's gonna think when that thing turns on.
UprightBassAddict 10 months ago
I said it once and I say it again...my wife divorced me for less than this!!!
contrastej 10 months ago
Well one things for sure: Jeremy isn't poor.
iSwayzak 10 months ago 8
Well one things for sure: Jeremy isn't poor.
iSwayzak 10 months ago 2
god that is a HEAVY plane!
Jesse22H 10 months ago
This plane was a gate guard at RAF Coltishall and i used to count panels on it whilst bored on Gate guard duties
BALDSWEED 10 months ago 2
God-like
nath909 10 months ago
what an ungrateful woman, Id be huging it and trying to get in the cockpit. thats the most AWESOME thing to have in your house!
TCreatorO 10 months ago
For better, for worse, for private junk on the front lawn... LOL :))
alleksesp 10 months ago 6
jeremy actually looked quite scared of his wife. LOL
ralphM1114 10 months ago
I love how Clarkson is the meal ticket for her wife yet she continues to complain.
...Women
alZiiHardstylez 10 months ago
The cow is like: WTF are this assholes doing? xD
tonalli92 10 months ago 4
@tonalli92 LMFAO!!!!!!. I know, right? LOL
Quicksand289 10 months ago
where can i buy one if i had the money?
BillyL6 10 months ago
"visible from satellites... we'll be mistaken for an airbase and become a bombing target?" Well that's a pretty good argument, I'll have to give her points for that one.
buck39 10 months ago
Divorce her, Jeremy
Del350K4 10 months ago
now I know why Jeremy dribble seeing pretty girls so much
that woman is misunderstanding
strzempa 11 months ago
Guess who is that 47 dislikes from...
japuciss5 11 months ago 3
1:33 They have way to much money
SuperMl10 11 months ago
thats a good thing for plowing
Pokefan1982 11 months ago
0:55 ^_^
RavenHouseProduction 11 months ago
''For bether, for worse, for... pilot junk on the front lawn'' :'D that must be the best comment EVER! when it gets to husband and wife stuff!!!
gt4boys 11 months ago
@gt4boys for... pile of* junk, not pilot junk. :)
92397658 11 months ago
2:09 cow look?
Itzmyrave 11 months ago
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you have to feel sorry for his wife...lol
themikestack 11 months ago
Good going, Jeremy!
But you know, Russian is a very nice language, it is very flexible in terms of inventing new words. You'd be much more eloquent if you spoke Russian, J.
Peskarik 11 months ago
BRILLIANT WELL DONE MATE
MICKTHEMERC 11 months ago
I see what she's getting at.
The americans will see an out of date fighter on the lawn in someone's front garden. They'll think it's an air base and bomb it out sheer american millitary stupidity.
Vault101Reject 11 months ago
@Vault101Reject yes cause all Americans want to just blow everything up. I can see why sometime people say things like that but most Americans want peace just like every other nation. Every nation has a military and has been to war you people need to stop acting like America is the only one that has been fighting.
Onto the video Jeremys awesome hes never boring to watch on top gear.
WRXSubaru08 11 months ago
@Vault101Reject comment fail
njdevil281 10 months ago
nice spich...Jeremya
alydyapaul 11 months ago
Y'all talk funny.
theylied1776 11 months ago
He won't get laid for months. Cut off.
GOP4USA 11 months ago 5
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VinnietheSniper 11 months ago
PILE OF JUNK!?!?!?!?!
VinnietheSniper 11 months ago
Ah Jeremey giving credit to England for everything. Some things never change.......
brin3535 11 months ago
id worry about the thing rusting.
LewisKolb1 11 months ago
Cow on 2:08 was like WTF! xD
FILIP1901160597 11 months ago 6
Jeremy looks like Mr. Satan from DragonBall :D
DjDiSiix 11 months ago
who wouldent want a jet plane on the lawn?!
edtchjn 11 months ago 3
World of Warplanes? O_o
haavar10 11 months ago 2
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miller7408 11 months ago
"RRRRIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTT"!
ryanmlt1 11 months ago
Where do you buy a fucking jet plane? I must have one.
greentea1494 11 months ago 9
come and stand in the dry, Dear.....
mrRhwalden 11 months ago
"And you complain about the moles!"
LOL
CombatGuru 11 months ago 135
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jimy6189 11 months ago
OH MY GOD this is the difference between TV in the US and the UK. The UK actually has good hosts. this is so good.
optsyn 11 months ago 7
in soviet russia,there grows lawn on the jet fighter,so it won't be visible by satellites.
myUSRNMsSOawsmBIATCH 11 months ago 176
"I bought a pair of jeans, what did you buy?"
"A jet plane."
SamTheMetalMan 11 months ago 6
@Top180Zero GENIOUS!
XCILE625 11 months ago
"And you complain about the moles?" LMAO, this made me laugh so hard.
eggroll9000 11 months ago 3
@Top180Zero
yea she did it... she just created 10 more a/c Zzzz
pazen 11 months ago
For better for worst, for pilot junk in the front lawn!
dansulo1 11 months ago
his house is gorgeous
kevin15664 11 months ago
@Top180Zero she just made 10 more
kevin15664 11 months ago
All her needs now is a "Beware of Jet" on his fence.
Stevenhiggles 11 months ago
if there weren't one these, you'd be speaking russian :-D
Honza8778 11 months ago
'u knew whan u married me i'll be doing this'
LOL
nagged55 11 months ago
the cow is like... oh what the fuck jeremy???
dendoud 11 months ago 2
he's wife is ugly O.o
MrArnuxS 11 months ago
@Top180Zero 46
917893678251 11 months ago
boy, does she have a good sense of humour -_-
XeNoyZ 11 months ago
Jeremy's house is HUGE
megavolt995 1 year ago 3
Women are shitheads, I mean, A FREAKIN JET IN YOUR GARDEN, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ?
Mysticalseacreature 1 year ago 6
what is this? id have a mig21
xraidedlok 1 year ago 2
Jeremy's wife looks like a man.
TheTigerReturns 1 year ago
lmao at the cow at 2:08 its like wtf......
Prince20041 1 year ago 3
@Prince20041 i thought that was his wife
nalod23 11 months ago
You know you have to much money, when you can buy a plane for your garden lol
rnrmusic 1 year ago 4
@Top180Zero now she has 43 lolz XD
1996WHITESHADOW 1 year ago
is that really his wife
Hatter269 1 year ago
@Hatter269 yes.
shellygrrl 1 year ago
stupid bitch needs a backhand
b0nd08 1 year ago
@Top180Zero
Actually she has a 43 acc ;)
djrno2 1 year ago
Amazing house =D
x2crazy4shadyx 1 year ago
ohhhh she's not amused XD
CookiesxGalore 1 year ago
i am about to google earth his house and see if it's there!
LeBartman 1 year ago
@LeBartman Bad news! It's gone! :(
LeBartman 1 year ago
@LeBartman
and where is it?
VentoDriver 1 year ago
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Women are so stupid.
Supermassively 1 year ago
How much did it cost?
AvmanM 1 year ago
@Top180Zero: It's 42 now.
AvmanM 1 year ago
If it wasn't for one of these you'd be speaking Russian, god i love TopGear :)
xSabbz 1 year ago 2
I got divorced for less than that!!!
contrastej 1 year ago
@Top180Zero she made 3 more
jpwhatwhat1028 1 year ago
how big is that garden.does he live in a stately home
MrBriggsy 1 year ago
@MrBriggsy well he doesnt live in a council house does he?
Hatter269 1 year ago
@Hatter269 his sarcastic comments are funny!
MrBriggsy 1 year ago
World of WarPlanes....... lolololol
RaageQuit 1 year ago
pile of junk on the front lawn indeed.clearly,this woman needs educating.
only today,i had the same problem with my wife,explaining why i should purchase a cold war jet to put on my lawn..
jacko352 1 year ago
Looks so subtle, compared to the rest of the house and garden :D
mustachos1993 1 year ago