News Anchor - Keep F@#Kin' That Chicken

[Chopinsnocturnes]

Keep Fucking That Chicken!

[RecklessApproach]

the one on the right

[michaeldudeoo1]

keep fucking that chicken

[sethzky77]

hate these turds.

[pntba11er16]

"keep plucking that chicken" makes complete sense, the term "it takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" is an old perdue saying, so keep plucking that chicken makes sense, did he say fucking?....... yes, but it really sounds like he just screwed up what he was saying

[KangaKucha]

KFC RULES!!!!

[infernoslayer]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! dari alexander look likeshe took a wet shit on herself

[Tony007corp]

He should have gone with "keep fucking that chick"

[KangaKucha]

KFC = Keep Fucking that Chicken.

[ffdarien123]

The 21 faggets that pressed dislike obviusly do fuck chickens and don't like it when people laugh at them.

[Justinpfx]

Stay classy san diego...

[kramecrek]

ok i will. LMAO!!!!!

[photorams65]

nice

[sdrawkcabgnipytmi]

"No one in their little circle jerk of friends has enough talent to get a *real* anchor job."

Are you serious? Anyone who can string together a bunch of sentences and is not particularly ugly can be an anchor in the States.

[Pennhockey98]

@sdrawkcabgnipytmi you said it. Just look at Fox news. Bunch of retards but, man, they can read the hell out of those slanted/falsified stories.

[ThunderAppeal]

No one in their little circle jerk of friends has enough talent to get a *real* anchor job. These guys are the bottom feeders of the bottom feeders. Reporters are generally bottom feeders and these guys are the bottom feeders of the bottom feeders. They eat the shit of the shit eaters.

[PackedFunk]

Pryceless look from co-anchor.

[dukenthaylor]

fox chickens, loves to dance! XD

[NzMadeSicc]

haha Fox faggots..

[NzMadeSicc]

Hey.. All racist fucks who love FOX

that say he said plucking.. get a life.

he said FUCKING.

[werdawkwe]

plucking**

[rahanonu]

"OK ILL DO THAT " lol

[lordofkronos]

he said dick and fuking in the same sentence

[smilicia97]

KING KONG REWLZ

[GaddingImp]

if by chicken, you mean your mom...

[newman21000]

I'd like to start fucking Anna.

[wheresurhat]

Because you're overweight, mid aged and can't be arsed finding a girl that you could even hope to get?

[newman21000]

Actually I'm 17, fit, and I have no idea what arsed means.

[poosnip]

IT means "you cant be bothered" Refering to "get off your arse (ass)" to...............

English expression

[newman21000]

Oh! Well, thanks for the advise.

[EedDeryi]

if you couldn't be arsed it means you couldn't be bothered,like "i can't be arsed going to college today:)"

[CommonSense0822]

Why is the title censored, but the video isn't?

[jbauer2]

I hate the chick in this, shes always so annoying

[Scurge237]

they stole this from the daily show

[tarpumpphillips]

that is Fox news, what do you expect?

[EedDeryi]

god i fucking HATE anchorman. bollocks to everyone that likes it

[Pelonetillo]

that movie was soooooooo retarded.

[EedDeryi]

thank you!i watched the whole thing to give it a chance and didnt laugh once..

[jbrandonf]

"Ernie Anastos has been a New York anchor for approximately...84 years."

LMAO. Cenk has been soooo funny these last couple weeks. Cenk don't read my comment so you become self-conscious and try too hard!

[DookofHDP]

"It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken" is from an old ad for Frank Perdue chickens. Frank Perdue definitely had a thing for chickens (he was a leg man) but I don't remember a "keep plucking" slogan. Great clip! :D

[ChristopherFolan]

Good vid, Cenk. Keep fucking that chicken.

[apotcake13]

what's so bad about fucking chickens?

[RumbleHD]

Chickens or Chicken heads?

[sil80owner]

anchor man ahahhahahaha

[Ryan2142]

No he isn't. But you're a douchebag.

[Zakdayak]

He's obviously Agnostic. You probably haven't been watching the show enough, what with masturbating to watch?v=F8_K5TP9GaQ

[MrTwister4Life]

1. hes ex muslim

2. cliche jokes fail

3. so do you tehant1liberal

[PGSAK]

aw, religion fail

[brawllucas]

chi-fu =  chicken fucker

[TheDuckofLaw]

i love this for no reason at all.

[IHS7]

LMAO!!

[Voodooray007]

"What the fuck you're doing?!"

[Ansonidak]

Chicken fuckers are cruel. The chicken seldom survives the experience.

[DaiesthaiEmissary]

that guy is the man, i saw this on the daily show. that is now a saying! and if you don't use it screw you =)

[NaeJoy]

NO.

[Zakdayak]

I don't know and I don't care - I plan to use this phrase EVERY CHANCE I GET!

Keep FUCKIN' THAT CHICKEN!!!!

[mrfalafl]

forcing memes makes them unfunny

[noyan000]

gay

[Zakdayak]

You'd Know.

[noyan000]

good one

[cpuz]

Dude. Why does your female colleague never show up in episodes except those with sexual themes?!

Make a survey of your episodes and you will find that my observation is true for almost 100% of the time.

I think this is sexist. Seriously!

[oli1]

because she does and finds all the creepy and weird stories, and cenks solo themes are political and that stuff. thats why shes in all the sexual stuff, and a lot of it is just sexual cause its creepy and fun

[KurtLang]

Lol thats her role n she implied many times already, shes fine with it n so should u n shes the one who looks for these stories

[TrueMarkofdaking]

Haha you got it all wrong they do 3 hours of the young turks the first two are political and the last one is entertainment with ana, shes done plenty of strories that wernt about sex, but thn again, this one isnt really about sex either.

[mrcharm69]

So I should just keep doing what I'm doing then?

[DrakeMagnum]

yep, the chicken LOVES it.

[samosx21]

i wana fuck cenk's coanchor shit.

[sinjinthule]

This is Epic... ;)

[Creammacker]

Ron Burgandy

[Shankzilla87]

FUCKIN WILL FERREL BRO

[Loakum]

ok..a news ancor can say the word "Fuck" on the air, and no one cares, but when the President wants to tell school children to say in school, then we have a massive nationwide outrage?!?

[mynameisbobtoo]

the anchor is white....and not threatening to take all the money away from the GOP from insurance kick backs...

[diah4]

...right. that's not foxnews forte. They like to mislead country and dumb ass people who believe anything.

I bet if they told you the sky was purple, you'd believe that too.

[samosx21]

amen.

[econchick]

faux news!

[IncredibleStan]

i bet you anything that most people are so accustomed to hearing the word "fuck" that they probably dind't even realize he said it

[Justwosweet]

I often say, Let's fuck this chicken I usually am referring to Let's finish this project. Sometimes I say it's time to fuck the chicken. I have never said keep fucking that chicken. But I think I get it.

[KarateKidX]

copypasta from the daily show

[FixedNewsChannel]

Bullshit talk from 4chan.

[kevinth66]

Well, hey, it takes a real cock to fuck a chicken.

[Gilgamesh387]

boodoom tshhh!!!

[mattmgmhs]

good one.

[SkreetGil]

You didn't show the whole clip. He goes on and gets really creepy commenting on the other female anchor piece about working out. It was so funny and creepy!

Ron Burgundy!

[RezzaNL]

You can't fck a chicken can you. xD

He should have said keep fckin that sheep. :D

[jxsilicon9]

Yes you can. I watch this Russian porn once and they fucked a chicken.

[FixedNewsChannel]

Christ.

[sourcemaster]

Joe says (6:14 PM): keep fucking that chicken

Michael says (6:14 PM): wat

[deste23]

And that's the way the cookie crumbles

[bigcomcast]

ana has nice boobs!

[johnher1982]

she does. she needs to show more cleavage. lol.

[ForgetTheCow2]

Eighty four years? Cenk can't count

[omgcheez]

hes using hyperbole.

[zbjordan23]

obviously he lost a bet and what he had to do was  say the f-word on live tv....or someone dared him to do it.

[Fred13B]

I understand that a couple of bestiality-porn sites want to secure the rights for that line.

[tomitstube]

so what's the joke that has the punch line, "keep fucking that chicken", in it?

cenk is astute, plus he knows the guys mannerisms. the dude was probably shit faced.

[treid100182]

ONLY on FOX News!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernie anastos is a racist, neoconservative, asshole.

He is a fuckin clown.

[darcytalbot777]

the guy said fuckin

[MozVolta]

@rdrgz93

Yes, but I think you're the only one to have missed the obvious sarcasm.

[BucketMachine]

Why do we care?

[oalemdemadrid]

momentary teret´s. Give ´em a break. It .happens to the best of us. still funny though. According to Cenk´s story it was a running joke (not plucking) and he just forgot for a sceond he was on air,

[ndyt]

Did he die?

[USFreePress]

why do people ask, "did he die?"

[FengxianLeTerrible]

its a stupid ass internet meme

[Chopsta123]

its a boring running gag that originated from failblog

[803brando]

this clip? wrong i saw it on my direct-tv. stfu

[zknix20]

hahahaha the co anchor is fuckin priceless

[rdrgz93]

did anybody but me noticed Cenk said, 84 years????

[rdrgz93]

no he said "fucking" otherwise why would she make that face???? she was sitting right next to him so she HEARD what he said

[rsrs17]

He clearly said "plucking", but the bad video quality and crosstalk makes it sound a bit different. And of course you all hear what you wanna hear.

[tomitstube]

so why was the female anchor aghast if he said "plucking"?

[bcw324]

look at the chicks face when he say keep *****ing that chicken>>hilarious

[IsisStarlights]

I heard that "Flucking" or "Plucking"...

[st4ticblu3]

He said "Fluckin'"

He just mispronounced "Pluckin'".

It makes sense.

There is a better quality video of it where you can hear it clearly.

He said "Flucking".

[AllyKaht]

how do you get P mixed up with F

[sachaput]

LOL! I Loved it. I remember Ernie when he was at CBS in New York and then switched. Cenk is right, but you see that a lot on New York where the anchors will move around. Hell, Dave Price used to be the local weather guy at the Fox station where Ernie is now.

[sanemadcore]

Are you sayin' that I'd cut off a chicken's head, put my dick in it, fuck it, and go ahhhhh?

[thereaIblackcerberus]

Nah, I ain't--I ain't callin' you a chicken fucker but...that boy over there looks se--sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.

[jrizos]

punished with the same 18 second commercial for ever little 1 minute clip? Damn, even The Daily Show isn't that cruel.

[1000Demons]

"Maybe they should stick to the script"

Are you KIDDING, Cenk? That was AWESOME!

That sort of thing should happen more often!

[keepfuckindatchicken]

good stuff

[ihavethelongestname1]

your video reply above clearly shows him saying fucking good job.

[FHCDude117]

Stay classy San Diego

[thetotalvidwatcher]

Stay classy San Diego!

[WellIAMScottish]

Wasn't it just last week that you had a story about male chicks being ground up alive at an egg factory? The ad for this segment is for McDonald's and it features eggs. Come on TYT, why can't you advertise products that actually appeal to your consumer base. You shouldn't be supporting McDonald's in the first place.

[chafenhimer]

i dont think they control what kinds of ads come up

[k75144]

i agree with plucking b/c my grandma would say 'let me pluck this chicken' if someone tried to tell her how to do something she was working on.

[megamarsvin]

Keep f---ing that chicken? What does that even mean? F--ing thing sucks! F--- it we'll do it live!

[duckmanx88]

he meant plucking but it came out fucking

[zrac09]

i thought you get thrown off the air for certain language....i'm pretty sure "fuck" is one of those words...but no consequences for this? but van jones has to leave office for saying"assholes" and that was even before he joined the cabinet...double standards, anyone?

[darkwolf228]

Yes and Van Jones wasn't even "on the air"

[wessiderider187]

Go fuck yourself San Diego

[flumplestiltskin]

it's from an old advert , they really did say keep plucking that chicken in it i believe .

[edf13]

Don't know about you guys - but, I'd like to pluck Anna.

[darkwolf228]

Yes she is attractive but have some respect. Go watch some porn, do your thing, then come back so you can appreciate her intellect and personality.

[edf13]

Can't I think she's attractive AND appreciated her intellect.

[megamarsvin]

You can but you could also do so without being vulgar about it. People post this same shit every single day, if I were her I'd be getting pretty damn sick of these adolescent remarks.

Besides which she has a long term boyfriend who probably doesn't like it much either.

Try to ask yourself: Would I say this dumb shit to someone if I actually met them? Would I appreciate it if someone said it to my sister? If not why not?

[R3dp055um]

I'm trying to imagine...

Walter Cronkite saying that? Nah..

Howard Cosell? Oh hell yes...

[carmie1818]

Cenk's fist-pump had me howling.

"keep fuckn' that chicken" must continue...we have to keep this catch-phrase alive.

[Rodier1128]

"ok I will!"

ROFL

[PrairiePie23]

Sounds to me like the guy is having a melt down. Poor bastard.

[bobbytiger]

It was, of course,

George Bush's fault.

[PhysicsDude55]

Stole it from the Daily Show.

[soundslave]

Plucking?

[0prahTV]

LLOOOOLLLL

[Melpheos1er]

The comments have reached the Godwin point.

How the hell can you go from an news anchor saying Keep Fucking that chicken to Israel ???

[ViolentRiC]

......Jews?

[CAW118]

omg what is this??? 6 MILLION JEWS GET WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!...ooooo ok have your fucking Jerusalem then cuz revelations says God doesn't even want it hahahaha true talk...plus Israel is spread across the world filled with blacks white Asians and Mex.

[MegaVolcano]

What does any of this have to do with fucking chickens?

[aqaspecification]

he clearly said 'plucking'

[valhala56]

I like that Phrase, Obama should use it whenever somebody gives him grief. "Keep fuckin that chicken."

[daderone]

thanks for trying to promote some of that good old fashioned anti-Semitic hate propaganda on the first day of Rosh Hashana.

You're not worth responding to. You can't even spell Illegal. For instance it should be illegal to stone women to death or hang homosexuals like they do in Iran.

Your hypocracy and bigoted rhetoric is repugnant and offensive. Go back to your neo-nazi circle jerk.

[CAW118]

i kno fuck that dude fuck it let them have Jerusalem like God wants them to have which they been crying for 100s of years

[naturalmystic33]

hahaha... i was just wondering that same thing.  do they fuck chickens in Israel or something?

[cerritoboy]

America doesn´t have serious anchors!! We need to reform the American news system!!

[mrbadguysan]

You get'em dude! Keep fucking that chicken!

[kazooga1234]

the messed up thing is they used to but fox news ruined it and others started fallowing fox news if we get rid of fox then things can go back to how they where

[Clembo]

"This town is one big chicken waiting to get plucked."

[RezzaNL]

Lmao i heard this on daily show. xD

[Libitina72]

LOL!! I saw this when it happend!!!

[hyugakarn]

Hey TYT guys.. can you please do a video on How the world works.

[buddhaknowsall]

impossible bc it dsnt work sorry but thats the truth its 1 fucked up world

[daderone]

this seems more important than Ahmadinejad denying the Holocaust and inciting hatred and violence towards the Jewish state.

[TOURSGMD]

/care

[daderone]

may I help you?

[ViolentRiC]

It's not one or the other.

[daderone]

it is one or the other if you only talk about one and ignore the other.

[damagon123]

No they wouldnt. The camera wasnt even on him; and the malice in the word was clearly not intended. And honestly the stupid joke wasn't really offensive. Sure the FCC would be pissed, but when aren't they?

The network would pay a hefty fine, and the anchor would get a slap on the wrist and everyone would move on.