Louis CK "Chewed Up" - Part 6 of 6

[sethatronifyable]

the rape joke was the funniest thing ive ever heard

[jnkysbmx]

that's the life shown in the funny way

[Melanchomin]

So you are a man at an age of 1? :D

[bahramf]

@Melanchomin Way to analyze the joke you stupid hole.

[Melanchomin]

@bahramf Sorry for showing that I think while watching. No need to get so envious.

[bahramf]

@Melanchomin It's not envy. It's your inability to understand what a joke is. It's both the easiest and stupidest thing to analyze a piece of comedy. Listen to Louis on hole like yourself:

watch?v=WF_v9f7wnfk

[Melanchomin]

@bahramf ''on hole like yourself'' I swear I could cut the irony with a butter knife. I guess making a witty comment for shits and giggles about another joke counts as analyzing it and thus ruining it. God forbid you'd be braindead enough to make a joke of another joke. Yeah I have no clue what jokes are.. I mean obviously I hate comedy which is why I only watch serious bloggers on the internet like Louis CK, George Carlin, etc.

[bahramf]

@Melanchomin You might like it, but if you analyze a bit (exaggerated for comedic effect), thus ruining it, you're a hole. Watch the video on holes. You'll realize it... if you're not too much of a hole.

Yeah, your comment was really witty. What is your IQ? 180?

[Narcissist2021]

I just got an advertisement for Bing on Youtube...which is owned by Google....huh?

[TJYoung80234]

15 people went "on the off chance" and found out they were wrong.

[forward300]

this shit is genius

[michaelivingstone]

Great stuff...very real.

[alemalem7]

The best hour I've had in a long time

[melisabersuit3]

I'm 22 , and find this offensive :P

[SIurm]

well we all made it through Louis CK's special (again lol) high fives everyone!

[JJepic]

BAHAHAHA!!

[SAMsamoJA]

I am tryibg to wrote his best joke but every time i start i remember one that was better

[ImperiumDeus]

@SAMsamoJA Maybe you should learn English so you can try to write instead of "tryibg to wrote." Fucking idiot.

[ufodave]

@ImperiumDeus Trolololoooooo

[baTonkaTruck]

When you become a woman: When people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams.

[ashleydc277]

your won't fuck me anyway so fuck u

[rosemaryironwood]

Hey there's no 9:59

[libertad0903]

"We are jizz on demmand". Nice to see a man that knows his worth in the women's market :P

[ImperiumDeus]

@libertad0903 How the fuck do you spell demand wrong?

[ufodave]

@ImperiumDeus Trolo lololooo

[WayneYonke]

Understand... I think Carlin loved his wife, his daughter and his work. And that's all. Everything else was varying degrees of 'like' or preference. "I like cleaning my ears with a blowtorch, but I prefer eating kidney beans and farting out Jingle Bells."

[WayneYonke]

I don't think Carlin would love it. He'd appreciate it and support it. It's good work. It is. And if you think political humor or evolving is bad...go watch Jeff foxworthy doing redneck jokes for 20 years.

[IIWATCHUWHENUSLEEP]

Fuck you! Get the fuck outta here!

[aharrison81]

5:08 is my favorite CK sound bite... "What, are you out of your fucking mind?!"

[MrBlazingFool]

Carlin would've loved this.

[psychosurfer69]

What is more funny than a grumpy bald father who hates his life? Louie is the man

[Darima2]

i laughed really hard at most of the jokes and trust me I can handle my uncensored comedy but...i feel there were a few times he went juust alittle too far with some of the kid jokes but otherwise he's hilarious!

[Stevofaves]

im just gonna take a shot and rape her, what the hell!

[JayPivot]

watch my video of louis ck

[CoffeeBeatsTea]

lol... I started getting boners when I was 6 or 7 and started jerking when I was 9.

[icyswordofawesome]

I'm 22 and I'd fuck Louis CK.

...I'm not female, so I don't think he'd go for it, but the offer's on the table.

[icyswordofawesome]

@icyswordofawesome Or the bed, whatever he's into.

[johnbmadsen]

I just watched the whole thing. It. was. awesome.

[happyrach77]

he turns me on

[hanksolo2000]

Louie and George are two different things. Carlin was more political, or anti-political, while CK just deals with stuff in regular life.

Both great comics with great routines, but they are not similar except in how they talk and curse. Louis CK is the greatest comedian on the planet right now, bar none. Heads and shoulders above anyone else. :-)

[Tuuliska]

@hanksolo2000 He's also younger than Carlin was when he really got political. So who knows, if you just wait a decade or few....

[Cajaquarius]

@Tuuliska I hope he doesn't go political. Not because I have anything against political comedians but to be political and good at it you have to really feel that shit. I have a feeling his slice of life routines are so amazingly funny because he feels passion for the stuff. Besides, in a decade or two his little girls will be teenage/young adult girls - that is a whole other bag of shit to talk about. If he becomes passionate then it would work, but otherwise he is in his element here.

[MovieHound17]

@hanksolo2000 theres is one similarity though....they both get funnier when they age.

[BoXeLwOw]

an hour ?? wow didnt felt like an hour! more like 5min

[ImperiumDeus]

@BoXeLwOw Didn't "felt" like an hour? Is it really that difficult to say feel instead of felt your fucking retard?

[BoXeLwOw]

@ImperiumDeus it's actually felt , the fuck ? u r retard

[ufodave]

@ImperiumDeus Tro..... lololo

[shotgunwillie68]

This show was worthy being a dedication to George Carlin. Had a great time watching it! Fuck.. I miss George, but we got Louis now!

[katymay87]

Rape - the ultimate compliment x

[XfberkX]

"You're not a woman until people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams"

[nihilo888]

"I'm getting a rapey vibe from this girl..." LOL!!

[eddox94]

Love the ending quote!!!!

[lordmetal2]

Just look at that all-green like bar :)

[TheTwistedDiamond]

I can't believe I spent a fucking hour watching this.

[MikeLaFontaine]

Vicious little boners...oh my god, he is soo fucking funny!!!!!

[ProducShuns]

"what're out of your fuckin' MIND?! you think I'm just gonna RAPE you on the off chance that HOPEFULLY you're into that shit?!"

"when you become a woman is when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams."

two great quotes from an even greater comedian.

[mileses]

a masterpiece

[RelativistSlayer]

Carlin inspired so many of the comedy greats... we owe so many laughs to him both directly and indirectly from all those he helped to create.

[XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX]

LOOOL "I'm getting a kind of rapey vibe from this girl" that set right there about the waitress nearly killed meXD

[jayrusty]

@XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX that was epic .. a rapey vibe .. this will come back to haunts us all !! ha ha

[XxGRINDSMYGEARSxX]

@jayrusty I'm going to hell already. Might as well laugh at this shit hahahah. Loooove it.

[oblivion3992]

I died at - "it was between the 2 buildings falling" lmfao

[konohahurricane07]

women and men are almost 2 totally different species

[Zmae321]

Louis CK your way to honest man but I love you all the more for it, lol!

[WhisperingSorrows]

"you become a woman when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams."

hahahahaha! Love it! My stomach hurts from laughing.

<3 Louis

[Joshaf]

still amazed that some people find it worthwhile to argue on youtube video comments... read a book for fucks sake

[DrSquiresMD]

@Joshaf

That amazes you?

[ThatCanadianGuy420]

@Joshaf Shut the fuck up.

[Jahkayhla]

@Joshaf You're either a troll or really stupid for posting a comment against arguments that is entirely designed to start an argument.

[Insomniac707]

I kinda get a rapey vibe from this girl

[philosophpoland]

"I had to do it. otherwise they win..." haah :D

[Neebulosus]

am i weird because this made me horny?

[xxwiseonexx]

@Neebulosus all good, i kinda got a chubby out of it

[paz2001]

At the end: "Dedicated to George Carlin"

Respect +999999999

[Sanetsuken]

*cough*

Good vid.

u mad. all of you.

vvvvv

[xxjash100xx]

he talks about his wife and they broke up the same year, kinda sad

[nakisd]

when women go wild they kill men.... and drown their children in a tub 

[FALLOUT101NV]

9 people rapped someone and they did not like it

[madsketcher]

Ahahaha, he is perfect.

[FourStringGunSlinger]

im totally gonna fuck my fridge when i finish watching this.

[elkingtr]

wtf cutting his moms head??? no way that's way too far now..

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr Nothing too far, you're just too sensitive

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx or maybe you just don't like your mother and you don't mind picturing that. If you think its funny that he said that about his mom then what the fuck is the definition of humor nowadays? where is the line drawn?

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr I love my mom but that shit was funny.

There is no line with Louis, go watch care bears if this is too extreme for you

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx oh you must think your such a big boy now that your mommy lets you watch this.

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr That is the best comeback you could think of?

Some people just like it rough. Don't be a faggot.

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx well yeah thats what your moma told be while I was poundin her.

I like it rough too little punk.

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr English motherfucker! Do you speak it?!

Are you seriously making "your momma" jokes here? What are you, twelve?

+You just contradicted yourself. "I like it rough" and "oh that's going too far" :'(" don't go well together..

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx when I mean "rough" Im talking about pounding your mother while my nuts slap against her juicy cunt. The rough your talking about is when louis says shit about his girl cutting his mother's head off while their fucking and he having to think if that turns him off or not.

see the difference you sick little prick? now go tell mommy what you learned today.

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr Why do I even try to reason with you fucking americans

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx reason about what !? I diss your mother and that's all that you have to say about that? shit man at least say something like, "fuck you dude why do you have to talk about my mother like that you dont even know her!" or some shit I mean I just painted you a really sick picture with the nut-slappin N shit and all you say is some bullshit about trying to reason with me.

call me sensitive but I stand up for my mother even if some little jerk-off from youtube says something about her.

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr I should have stood up for my mom and defend her against this internet bad boy? Are you fucking kidding me?

You need to grow up man.

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx lighten up asshole. I'm a young guy I don't need to grow up just yet. your too serious about dum shit.

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr Well you were the one who took comedy too seriously and started this shit storm..

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx no asshole you called me sensitive. Then you gave me some shit about care bears?? and then you called me a faggit?!? fuck that your an asshole. I just said I didn't like the cutting the head off his mother part then you started being a fucking jerk-off.

[xXeeDeeXx]

@elkingtr Why do you americans get so fucking mad over the internet?

You guys are so easy to offend, I'm just laughing away here.

+What's up with your grammar? English is my second language and I don't make such embarrassing mistakes

[elkingtr]

@xXeeDeeXx for one I like arguing and messing with people its fun and I don't make grammar a big deal in youtube. Should I? are you judging me based on how I write? english is my second language also. are you gonna give me crap about capitalized words too? what about run-on sentences does that annoy you? should I correct my previous posts?

you need to get over your self honestly.

[TanMan97]

he is my new favorite comedian

[feonor26]

" I swear officer, she said she was into that shit!"

[Quinton101]

Hmm im kind of getting a rape vibe from this girl...

[MagicalNadie]

"Came for the first time when I was 12, haven't skipped a day."

But...he said in his last special that he started masturbating when he was 11.

EVERYTHING IS LIES

[eliteguy94]

@MagicalNadie It's stand up, dude.

Shuddup.

[geomaxmas]

@MagicalNadie Ya and Nick Swardson really feeds his cat diarrhea.

[TheFunnel87]

@MagicalNadie First off, it's comedy, it doesnt have to be true. Second, you can masturbate without having the ability to cum, you can also have orgasms without cumming.

[MagicalNadie]

@TheFunnel87 I was joking.

[skinwalkerxxx]

on 9/11 I was on a message board saying OMG this is terrible! and we talked and talked and talked. one hour later I watching porn sites

[Thesecondtallestman]

Best god damn stand-up show ever. Period. I puked my loungs out laughing.

[jameslondon22]

I think hes on to something with that refridgerator thing...

[CircusOfBedlam]

DEDICATED TO GEORGE CARLIN!! i never noticed that before.

CK has earned even more respect in my eyes

[27holyman]

40 year old men and 14 year old teens have one thing in common we both jerk off to 22year old girls

[quangngy]

@27holyman

You could rotate the groups in that sentence and it'd still make sense.

[superH9234]

good god i'm glad i'm a chick.

[soyeluru]

i totally fuck you

jajajjajajajajjajajaj

[Poltionorch]

I've been a man since I was 20 ^^

[mikeocker]

I liked how one side was metal, and one side was like accordian rubber with a magnet, the cold on my balls... ahhh It's good it's good

[DeadlockAPB]

In the beginning of our life, we come out a vagina and the rest of our life, we doing everything to get back in. xD

[ajenglish]

I'm fucking my fridge as soon as I get home.

[Gravyballs2011]

"Rape-y vibe"

[hifisilk]

your not a woman unless youve got long chewed up nipples. and your not a man until you sucked one of them things either. :l

[thercjamie]

you're a woman when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams

[LaszloPanaflex]

Vicious little boners.

[ohmymissemma]

I'd fuck him.

[BlueSharkBoy434]

Don't you just love how he says "Fuck you!" and "Fuck off!"?

[GNR4EVAR]

people came out of your vagina and step on your dreams LMFAO!!

[nazisucksass]

damn it. i was only 8 on 9/11

[RioEllington]

I admit...I masturbated the night of 9/11.

[DalisDOLL]

I couldnt breath cuz i was laughing so hard...i love this man! awesome awesome awesom!

[interforce1]

6 people are faggots

[rasengan37]

@GeoffreyTransom 6 people

[Umimugo]

@rasengan37 1080 people masturbated through 9/11

[SirToshley]

@rasengan37 comment from 2 months ago herp derp

[rasengan37]

@SirToshley sorry dude

[truck3rider]

This guy is awesome. Anybody that don't find this shit funny is retarded! :)))))))))))))

[chpfrmhell]

rappie vibe....LOL



[thesweetcatastrophe]

If that's what a woman looks like, I think I'll just stay a girl.

[Cudgeon]

@thesweetcatastrophe Well problem is, can't decide that yourself, life fucks everyone.. besides the ones that die young. They can keep some grace.

[BlueSharkBoy434]

I LOVE how how says "Fuck you!" and "Fuck off!" xD

[lPremiuMI]

i dont get how every part has fewer and fewer views, how can anyone stop watching this

[MyLittleMind]

I have a girl with this whole rape complex and I showed her this and it helped me out so much.

Thank you so fucking much Louis CK

[MyLittleMind]

@MyLittleMind 4:05

[midnightwolf14000]

5:46 WOOO!!! X'D

[communistromance]

are people seriously booing him at the end? wtf....

[MrJdwr123]

how many times do i have to watch the same advertisement????

[krazykangaroo]

@MrJdwr123 firefox adblockpro= a true lifesaver

[MErEvolutionary]

Holy Hell, he dedicated his show to George Carlin!!!!!!!!!!

[yubisakireno]

3.39 im gonna try that xD

[MuzikSuite]

skip this ad now>>

[oUcHcro]

Dedicated to George Carlin ^^

[maksenDK]

That was amazing.. thank you.. that made my day :)

[obstinaXcore]

hahaha this was hilarious. thank you for uploading all of it! xD

[Geoshi]

This is the best part, thank you for uploading this!

[KulanBenton]

amazing

[MsChowdown]

Thanks for uploading this. Watched the whole thing. First time I've seen this guy, and haven't laughed so hard in ages.

[mohiahmed1]

you think im just gonna randomly rape you and hope your into the shit XDXDXD

[bigswano]

best standup comic ever.

just amazing

thankyou america

[nyjeterss]

fucking love the CK! deff an underrated comic!

[eqsmooth]

Jim Carrey used to hump his bathroom rug, obsessively. That was part of his stand up routine.

[Mimmi0324]

he really makes me not 'look forward' to getting old :(

but hahahaha ! damn !!

[jaidavu]

Thumbs up if your stuck your dick in a fridge after watching this haha

[22Vnnami]

i don't understand how you could watch all 6 parts and then dislike, wouldn't you stop watching after 1st part? Haters confuse me.

[TheGuitardude94]

"can i fuck u??..."lmao XD

[inventor2010]

@TheGuitardude94 I've done that...(hangs head).

[tabernumse]

a woman is when people come out of your vagina and step on your dreams..

[tabernumse]

a woman is when people come out of your vagina and step on your life..

[Pilot51081]

Fell off my chair at 5:16. :)

[Tomofob221]

His timing is priceless <3

[LordHines420]

i..... love.... you......