Funny Kaidan and Wrex Elevator dialog

[Aliensurfer80]

@CAB005E3 Thats because its the same actor voicing them both.

[ShadowDritz]

And that's why you died in Virmire :P

[DarkEndzor]

It works with Wrex and Ashleigh as well

[CAB005E3]

Anyone else notice that captain Anderson sounds exactly like Sargent folly from Modern warfare

[cooldonkeyfish]

Shepard would win because Shepard has flexibility.

[Leo240sx]

@cooldonkeyfish But Male Shepard has reach :)

[decoy123123]

So Do Conversations Like This Always Happen In The Elevator? Never Played ME1

[RPGTKingpin]

@decoy123123 yes they do. In fact, they're so common they make a joke about it in ME2. between Talia and Garrus, IIRC.

[SilentDrums1]

Kaiden is Carth... :O

[greenarmy1100]

@SilentDrums1 yh and femshepard is bastila

[TheBIOPRINCE]

Wrex is the best!

[tccity1]

then came mass effect 2

[Blackemperess]

Garrus: That smacks of impertinence!

Kaidan: I'm too chicken shit to take her on!

I don't know which one I like better. XD

[JDDragon2009]

But Wrex would win any fight. why? because if your fighting Wrex, he'd eat you.

[marcymariehunter]

Damn Straight Sheperd would win!!!!

[walruscrowface]

you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard but you'll never be better than commander shepherd! woooo

[Wolfsrain90]

Why does everyone get their knickers in a twist over Ash killing Wrex? If you fail the persuasion check/didn't do his loyalty mission, you would have to kill him anyway. She was acting in your best interest, arsehole move or no.

[Captainofbadasssquad]

@Wolfsrain90 Plus, she does so under Shepard's orders; so really there's no ground for blame in her direction.

[Wolfsrain90]

@Captainofbadasssquad Yep.

That being said, when she killed him on my first time through, I had an appropriate "WHAT THE FUCK, ASH??!?" moment, promptly reloaded, and intimidated Wrex into backing down. :P

[vadeywadey]

i had this with wrex and garrus

[GL12878]

Man, in my first playthrough I was so pissed when Ashley killed Wrex. I made sure she didn't survive Virmire either.

[codwawnazizombies1]

Oh Wrex...You always know how to talk in front of a lady lol

[Jokenx3]

Shepard

Wrex

[femi32]

I barely got a conversation every time I went to the elevator.

[Degrees1991]

WREX>>>>>>>>>>>ALL

[alithanar8]

Its dialogue like this that make me sad when I had to choose between Kaidan and Ashley, but in the end I choose to save Ash every time... she is by far and large my favorite character in all of ME.

[JasondeLEpee]

His logic is astounding.

[TheGb2132]

You looks like ashley!

[guguigugu]

wrex - one of the best supporting characters in any game. the two humans were more boring then watchin paint dry

[Mysticgamer]

@guguigugu Yeah, Kaiden were permanently out of the party as soon as got Garrus, Wrex, and Tali.

[ivie6969]

This vid kicks ass!

[EdenJAM]

The point is in Shepard and Kaidan's place, that Kaidan would never go against Shepard simply because she is his superior. She is his superior because she is superior in many ways other than rank (i.e. skills, capability, fighting etc.) Therefore, she would "win" It's called a logical fallacy. An example of logical fallacy is: If A = B and B = C, therefore, A = C. Of course A does not equal C but, if one uses logical fallacy, one may claim that it does.

That's what Wrex is doing here...

[EdenJAM]

@EdenJAM And in the case of God versus a Christian, it's the same thing. A Christian would never go against God simply because of who He is. He is God because He is superior in all ways (being creator of existance and whatnot). Therefore, God would "win." Again with the logical fallacy. If A = B and B = C, therefore, A = C.

Of course, that's not to say that God wouldn't win in a battle against a Christian and Shepard against Kaidan. Shepard probably would win and so would God ;P

[zorrgon56]

@EdenJAM Unless Kaidan shoots Shepard in the face with a shotgun and burns Shepard's lifeless body with a flamethrower... but Kaidan is to much of a pussy to do that!

[EdenJAM]

@zorrgon56 And that's why Shepard would win...

[EdenJAM]

So here's something to think about: Shepard versus God...

[Darkdayzz]

@EdenJAM

Shepard, by a long shot :D

[RazielTheWise]

@EdenJAM Joker already killed God in ME1. And bolted his magnetic-hydrodynamic wang cannon to the prow of the SR2.

[ARavingLooony]

@EdenJAM shepard duh gods just an over hyped bearded homeless dude

[heitor821]

@EdenJAM 1.000 credits on Shepard

[ArodWingfoot]

Can't beat that logic.

[derp110]

Kaidens a space n00b

[KHMDarkness]

Got to give crops to Wrex... he makes a very good point here.

[WarUltimate]

Wrex is really badass!

[deathwaitsfornoone]

... And thats why nobody killed wrex & left kaidan behind.

[ChickenChaserFTW]

I've never played to Mass Effect, but isn't that the voice of Carth in KotOR ? O_o

PS: I came here searching videos of Atton =)

[Xeniphyst]

@ChickenChaserFTW Mass Effect, Like KotOR, is made by Bioware. But yeah, Raphael Sbarge is the voice actor for both Kaidan and Carth.

[ChickenChaserFTW]

@Xeniphyst Ah I was sure of it ! I couldn't be wrong after listening so much time to Carth's whining about his wife and son =D

[Xeniphyst]

@ChickenChaserFTW Oh God, I remember that too well. xD

[sheemobile]

Lol Wrex way to make Kaidan look bad

[Nizzemancer]

Always Kaidan...dead on virmire that is...YOU ESCAPED DEATH ONCE CARTH, YOU WON'T ESCAPE VIRMIRE!

[Mitsunari606]

i killed off kaiden cause he doesn't deserve to live a-hole

[cuthy08]

i killed off ashley for many thought out and obvious reasons. she was a lover of gay literary, a bible basher and most importantly i had already tapped it.

[94FreehugsOnly]

@cuthy08 thats not funny

[cuthy08]

@94FreehugsOnly I know its just solid decision making.

[CommanderMattShepard]

@cuthy08 u sir, suck. ashley is not a bible basher she is religious and u are also very sexist to kill a woman jsut because you already "tapped" her. thats almost rape dude. but even if i was a sexist that still wouldnt seem right to me.....U'D WANT TO TAP HER AGAIN RIGHT?

[DreadWizardDM]

LMFAO! epic dialogue! 

[johnnyzombie100]

Bitch got told!!

[thetguy100]

wrex: so tell me who would win in a fight between you and shepard

kaiden: what comander shepard is my superior officer i cant imagine us ever having a fight

Wrex: you cant thats why shepards your superior officer and thats why shepard would win.

shepard: damn straight

[158Xavk]

ripped by krogan lol

[lonewolfgamer1]

@DevoidOfFeelings yeah but like "thaSOOPERnoob" said Shepard is a Spectre. Spectres have no law to bind them, they cant go to jail and they can order any resources from alliance council. also Shepard did not leave the alliance he was rebuilt by Cerberus thus compelling him to do their mission, and the alliance council refused to hear him out after all hat being said Shepard was the Captain of the SSV Normandy by your chart he is still a Superior

[DrodGamer117]

This is what Shepard was thinking..."Damn right I would win against this Robin The Boy Wonder Wannabe, Fuck Kaidan I'm doing Liara!"

[Ireseal]

.............He just got Wrex-Owned!

[mattyice13]

Ashley > Kaidan and all aliens

[Tyotyo999]

@mattyice13

I was so happy when i finally got the chance to kill her... :D

[shwonsh]

Both of those men were killed when i played Mass Effect.

[S2awtys]

Burn

[leahcimrac]

Carth would kick Kaiden's ass. Even though they are the same voice actor.

[gigilixch]

@leahcimrac got that right.but they both are still hot!

[leahcimrac]

@gigilixch Well as a striaght male i can't comment, but surely the girls go after carth more right?

[gigilixch]

@leahcimrac yep!i take it you like kotor 1 and 2?

[leahcimrac]

@gigilixch I do indeed. I prefered the original one tho.The Sith lords was rushed and didn't have the charm and polish like the first.

[gigilixch]

@leahcimrac the second one was so darker but they would both make good movies.so would mass effect 1 and 2.i prefer the first game to.it was so good and the love that carth has for the female revan is so cute!

[leahcimrac]

@gigilixch I only played through as female revan once and I was an evil bitch lol. I married the dark side instead of Carth lol.

[gigilixch]

@leahcimrac you don't marry carth.as a women you are his girlfriend. duhh! and i stick with the light side.i only played as a dark jedi once!and she looked ugly.and every one gave me crap about the dark side. i was sick of it.and you know i am a women right?want to make sure.lol!only on pc do they kiss.

[leahcimrac]

@gigilixch I know you can't marry carth i was trying to be humourous. Its fun being darkside for a change, I haven't done it in mass effect yet though. I kinda knew you was a woman when you said "yep!!" after asking if girls go for carth more :)

[gigilixch]

@leahcimrac i know that you were jokeing.and i thought it was werid for a sec if you did not know i was a women.lol!

[ZetsubouMFZB]

@leahcimrac

Try the TSLRCM and HOTOR (you need TSLRCM in order to use HOTOR) mods. They make KOTOR II feel complete. TSLRCM includes restored content like the HK-50 factory, Atton vs Sion (or Atton vs Mical) showdown, and other quests and goodies. HOTOR gives unique lightsaber hilts for the exile, party members, and other major character. It also allows party members to build their own unique lightsabers.

[leahcimrac]

@ZetsubouMFZB Will do. I think mods make most games better.

[Emilyers14]

your shep looks like mine

[merksperk2]

Thumbs up if you saved Kaidan (I would've saved Ashley instead, but her trying to kill Wrex doesn't sit well with me).

[j13i0nicle]

This is why women always win fights and this is coming from a guy. Just watch Dane Cook's video of why women win fights.

[Shodex4]

Wrex was way more bad ass than Grunt, I don't care what they say. But hey, Grunt was pretty tough for a little girl.

[glitcher998]

@Shodex4 wouldn't it be sweet if you could have them both in a squad in me3

[Shodex4]

@glitcher998 They're bringing back all the ME1 squad mates they dropped and the ME2 ones. So hey, it's possible. Assuming you didn't kill Wrex.

[ElectromagNick]

@Shodex4 Bad-f*ckin'-ass! All ME and ME2 squad mates. Whatever the hell is attacking earth should be thinking, "Shit, shit, we are overly F*CKED!"

[Shodex4]

@ElectromagNick Shepard.

Wrex.

Shepard.

Thats all for now.

[ElectromagNick]

@Shodex4 I'm glad I didn't kill Wrex. He was too badass, anyways.

[Motive11331]

When this convo happened to me it was Wrex and Ashley. Funnier when it happens to her.

[CommanderMattShepard]

That's like asking this to a Christian:

"Who'd win in a fight you or God?"

"What? God has ultimate power I would never resist him."

"And that's why he has ultimate power. And that, is why God, would win.

[HolyknightVader999]

@CommanderMattShepard Actually that fight would last forever, even if God gave you enough power to put up a fight. You kill Him, and all you get is a boring three day respawn time until He comes out and whoops your ass with a word.

[CommanderMattShepard]

@HolyknightVader999 hahahaha

[supervegito2277]

@CommanderMattShepard well only if its an extremist

[tony38727]

@CommanderMattShepard First chance I get I'm going to ask someone that.

[ChronicDreamer1st]

@CommanderMattShepard

he has ultimate power because we believe in him? It's God not Tinker Bell =P

[CommanderMattShepard]

@ChronicDreamer1st nooooo......bcuz a christian wouldnt even resist at all if god dropped his fist on him/her

[ChronicDreamer1st]

@CommanderMattShepard

well if you're entertaining the possibility that god exists then you must also accept that god would only destroy you if you did something really freakin nasty and evil.

If you did nothing wrong and God came to drop the fist on you then yes you would protest but then if god was wrongfully killing you that wouldn't be god ... it's a paradox lol

[typoded]

@CommanderMattShepard that doesn't even make sense. this is why i hate atheists, because they're so damn arrogantly retarded. i'm not even religious; i'm agnostic because i don't want to feel associated with all the idiots that call themselves atheists.

[CommanderMattShepard]

@typoded i never said i was an atheist. when did i say that? tell me.

[typoded]

@CommanderMattShepard oh sry i guess ur just a normal retarded person

[Phe0nixRIzin]

@CommanderMattShepard but i don't believe in god



[CommanderMattShepard]

@Phe0nixRIzin I never said I did. I SAID its like asking a christian, not "thats like asking Phe0nixrIzin"

[thegmanofEAP]

@CommanderMattShepard I'd fight God. I would win.

[CommanderMattShepard]

@thegmanofEAP how?

[frootofaloom]

@CommanderMattShepard he wins by forfeit

[ivie6969]

@thegmanofEAP No you wouldn't...lol Maybe in a movie like Fight Club!!! LOL

[theShadowviking]

Awkwaaaard

[Justforvisit]

We just have witnessed PKL:

Perfect Krogan Logic

[The7guys]

Lol. Kaidan just got owned!

[devilthrig]

Legion: 100% chance death by M-920 Cain

Shepard:*troll face*

[DiamondbackCobra]

@devilthrig A punch to the face is also likely.

[Hal0Prodigy]

@elkotazo apparently there can be same sex relationships in ME3 regardless of gender. It took Shepard 3 years to come out of the closet. *shake my head...

[MelancholyMorgan]

In my first, blind, playthrough, Ashley killed Wrex.

So I left her for dead. >:C

[livster493]

BURRRRRNNN

[Swordsman99k]

@postapocalyptia I had honestly never thought of that, great idea! :D

[Swordsman99k]

@postapocalyptia I wish we could have saved Jenkins, he could have been like a second Joker.

[Swordsman99k]

Who the hell saves Kaidan? Even if Ashley is a racist bitch with absolutely no value, she is still a more enjoyable character than Kaidan (who usually just sits in the corner and gets ignored by 90% of people.) Hell, I would have prefered to save Jenkins and leave Kaidan for dead. I am not a Kaidan "hater" I just do not find him interesting at all. He made me fall asleep with his one-on-one dialogue. This is all my opinion, though. I'm sorry for sounding like a jerk.

[crypto66]

@Swordsman99k You forgot, the best reason to save Ashley is because she's a girl.

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@Swordsman99k You only sounded like a jerk in the beginning....

Personally I kill Ashley for Dalish Warden Revenge! okay now I kill Ashley for Dalish Warden Revenge.... Originally just to get the romance achievement with Kaidan... Liara just made me wanna punch her in the face

[Hal0Prodigy]

ashley was a racist bitch. so i killed her off. bitch.

[mansoor619]

@Hal0Prodigy +100 paragon

[GortosXtreme]

@Hal0Prodigy She got better with more dialogue.

[mileator]

@Hal0Prodigy HAH HEY HEY!! I FUCKED A RACIST BITCH! you know what they say once you go black... wait wasn't it alien that she was racist to... Fuck it you know what they say once you've tried the third kind...

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@mileator No need to get upset about it everyone has their own opinions...

I romanced Kaidan, so Ashley dies, that's what happened originally

Now when I replay the game, I just kill Ashley for not letting me open that chest...

[mileator]

@4TheOneWithOutAName AW dude that wasn't me being upset i coudn't stop laughing about the whole situation. its funny as fuck! XD

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@mileator Oh must of miss read it, my bad and by the way I'm a girl....

why did you think I romanced Kaidan?

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@mileator Oh must of miss read it, my bad and by the way I'm a girl....

why did you think I romanced Kaidan?

[mileator]

@4TheOneWithOutAName well i did not know that ladies fly in intergalactic space ships... it usually dudes playing women on mass effect. Stay cool out there lady Shepard. but i miss read it when you said "not letting you open that chest"

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@mileator What I know quite a few women who've played Mass Effect and yes they do play female Shepards and the "chest" thing was a joke from Dragon Age: Origins, see the same voice actress who does Ashley does this Dalish Elf name Layna (I think) anyway she wouldn't let me open this chest... there's the joke

[nawoalanor]

@Hal0Prodigy I couldn't decide between leaving her to die or cheating on her with an alien in the second game (Tali) just to see the fireworks in ME3.

"Hey Ashley check it out: I decided I'd rather be with an alien whose face I might never see than be with you. Oh, and you hate aliens, don't you? Awkward! I did get to see her face though. In detail."

In the end I thought Kaiden didn't deserve to die just for the sake of spiting Ashley. I can always catch her reaction on Youtube after all.

[d962831]

@Hal0Prodigy Actually, Kaiden is a bit like that too, he just isn't as vocal about it.

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@d962831 You mean the guy who said if he hated Turians he just as well hate Humans too, right? 

[MrUnclepeanuts]

@Hal0Prodigy And Kaidan is an Generic piece of shit.

[Motive11331]

@MrUnclepeanuts Still less of a douche than she was

[4TheOneWithOutAName]

@MrUnclepeanuts Who is ME3 will die less than Ashley as she had to leave the good old armour for armour that just makes her "pretty"... *sigh* ...Really did she take fashion advice from Miranda or something?

[TheSwedishDude1000]

@Hal0Prodigy so did i. fucking krogan hating hore, is what she was.

[iamacewan]

@Hal0Prodigy yeah but she is hot in ME3

[Mongoongen]

@Hal0Prodigy I never thought I would feel so good about someone's death. I hate to say it, but it's true XD

[Falloutfan0117]

@Hal0Prodigy she is not racist she just belived that humanes where more importent lets face it if there where two speices lets say humans and quarians and one would have to die you would chose quarians to die becaues your human she is a little over the top but she says what she would do i killed kaidan becaues ashily is more usefull in my opinon

[Hal0Prodigy]

She's a xenophobe... but you're right Kaidan isn't useful. At all. And his character isn't developed throughout the game. At all.

[Falloutfan0117]

@Hal0Prodigy i know i misspelled alot deal with it

[supervegito2277]

@Hal0Prodigy no shes not, shes skeptical for a good reason might i say.

i found it hard to kill her and only did it with my only renegade a female shepard

[94FreehugsOnly]

@Hal0Prodigy u know u can make her less racist right lol plus i romanced her because shes mega in mass effect 3

[nuthead611]

@Hal0Prodigy whats that got to do with the video

[Formypeople68]

RIP kadain

[JamesIsHereBro]

Kaidan got pwned xD

[QuarianSpectre]

I miss those elevator scenes! Even tho ME2 is awesome I sill like ME better.

[victorrain]

@QuarianSpectre Did you see the joke in ME2 between Tali and Garrus?

[QuarianSpectre]

@victorrain I remember there was something said but I can't recall! So I guess I will have to play the game again...which I won't mind! =D

[RenDog656]

@victorrain yeah that was hilarious! i love it when tali threatened garrus with her shotgun

[Woutorius]

Is there a ps3 version of mass effect (1)?

[TheCrazyGTV]

@Woutorius no microsoft has the copyrights for that game you'll never see it on ps3 .. unless Microsoft someday owned Sony

[Woutorius]

@TheCrazyGTV Thx, a friend of mine wanted to play the first one. I prefere the pc versions anyay.

[monkeyhopper36]

Needs elevator music it would make the experience better in the elevator way better

[TheChuchulainn]

Funny stuff, but your Femshep = Oh Dear Lord.

[ilurvebigbutts]

Haha Kaidan got TOLD!

[ZombieTurtlez]

haa i bet Shepard was like "uhh standing right here guys?"

[aickavon]

The rides and loading screens are around the same time it takes to load, but the rides where a whole lot funnier

[jd6735]

how's this a good quote? Not logical in any manner, doesn't make any sense.

[Bo6us]

Agree with everyone else. These rides often hid a loading screen while at the same time building character personalities, and giving players news updates.

[Bo6us]

Kaidan, OWNED!

[rulercoo]

but wrex gets his ass kicked by Shepard in Virmire! Ah, couldn't stand up to his words.

[JasondeLEpee]

Ah, I love BioWare and their pokes at fandoms, such as the ultimate showdowns of ultimate destiny. :D

But yeah, LOVE Wrex's logic.

[blonkzero]

I was just reading about this. I miss the elevator rides too. They were annoying and lengthy but now looking back, why would they just make a loading screen thats not any better.

[RoboticTable]

Wrex: so who do you think would win in a fight

Mordin: hard to say? depends on curcumstances

Wrex: ok, then how would he win

Legion: 100% chance death by M-920 Cain

Shepard: *sinister face*

[TheSmilebit]

I liked the elevator rides, the news updates and talk between squad members were fine and it also felt like the rides connected the levels as opposed to a loading screen.

[Cookeninja1]

wow this same thing happened with asley instead of kaiden

[NaviGill3000]

Shepard.

Wrex.

[salie154]

dddaaaammmmnnnn

[JVDAWG1]

There should be an option in mass effect 3 whether to have the elevator sequences or stupid spinning patterns and diagrams of ships for loading screens.

[TheConverseQueen26]

SNAP

[commandershadebetter]

More proof of why Wrex is fucking awesome.

[Marsden117]

he obviously asn't played mass effect 2

[nekomaniac13]

DAT LOGIC

[crabclaw85]

I miss these elevator scenes. :(

[korp96]

Funny because i would have punched kaiden when he bitched me out on horizon for being dead.

[GreasemonkeyCGI]

LOL AWKWARD!