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  • TV Trope's Nightmare Fuel page said this was disturbing. LIES! This was hilarious!

  • Some of the scout lines make me feel so sorry for him

  • The Bear Voice wasn't used due to it affending a Fat Bear.

  • ordependingonyourrelegiousaffi­liationSEVERAL

  • Last one was genuinely terrifying. Other than that, these are all golden! Thanks.

  • Soldier: Kill me.

    God: Later.

  • 1 pause

    2 push 0

    3 click transcribe audio

    4 laugh your ass off

  • He's like a BEAR! H'es like a BIG, SHAVED BEAR that HATES people!

  • No Scout, OH GOD! OHMYGOOHMYGODOHMYGODOHYGOD! *crush*?

  • wat was tha-SANDWICH

  • @domo4760 no it wasent thry modified the clip to make the heavy sound more agresive

  • What was that, sandvich? Kill them all? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • the last heavy one was/in in game

  • Makes me wonder if they were planning to let the heavy kill people by breaking them in half but left it out. . . WHY!?

  • Soldier is so FUNNY!!! XD

  • WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE THAT LAST ONE OUT?!?!??!?! ITS BRILLIANT

  • The Soldier ones are hilarious!

  • The heavy clip was actually used

  • These are either incredibly scary or fucking scary!

  • does the soldier sound like red from the "That 70's show"?

  • what i have to do so i can hear these at tf2???? :3

  • the part with heavy is used in game

  • It is done differently.

  • How about a nice cup of maggots?

  • You can not kill me Pain does not hurt! OOOOWWWWW I STAND CORRECTED

  • Soldier talks too much

    no wonder there was so much that was unused for him LOL

  • You can not hurt me, I do not have time to bleed.

  • "You only get ONE.... or depending on your religious affiliation, SEVERAL. Either way, it's a FINITE NUMBER!"

  • GIMI BACK MY LEG BONE! *smack* HEY- *smack* EY *smack smack* DONT HIT ME WITH IT!

  • LOL thank you so much for posting these!

  • @feathero3 So Very Welcome! ^_^

  • @garrettvader1 I can't find any context for these clips except for the Heavy one..

  • actually the heavy one was used i think

  • PAINPAINPAINPAINPAINPAIN!

  • PAIN DOESN'T WORK !

  • You call that killing me? I am not dead! *Snap* No, I am ordering you to kill me!PleasePleasePlease God KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • i think the audio files were meant for meat the sandwich, i mean the fit in so well with the scenerio

  • "HES LIKA BEAR! HES LIKEA SHAVED BEAR THAT HATES PEOPLE!

  • I lol'd when the soldier screamed, "I STAND CORRECTED!".

  • @ThePandaGun haha yeah he's awesome XD

  • solider get STUFFIT

  • These are all the ones unused in Meet the Sandvich.

  • how about a nice cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP someone sprayed that once my little brother lol'd

  • the heavy thing is still used

  • I want these so bad

  • why didnt they end up using these?

  • Pain is just weakness leaving the body

  • i like the soliders cup

  • Just in case anyone is wondering, this is from the Meet the Sandvich video. Thus is why it only features the Soldier, Scout and Heavy.

  • No unused Pyro voice clips?

  • @tikizip Nope.avi

    These are the only ones I Found!

  • @tikizip ones hurr hurr the others HURRRRRRRRR!

  • @tikizip Hudda Hudda Hurr

  • @tikizip wat can pyro say? mm mm mmm? pyros the cheapest class ever hate pyro

  • um that last clip witht eh heavy isnt unused its used all the time

  • @Baxocj It's the same sentence said differently.

  • @tikizip well there is "mhhmmmhmmm", and when he said "hmmmhmmmmmhmm!"

  • @tikizip I want that S.T.F.U. cup ;/

  • *crack* I STAND CORRECTED!

  • i love the solider such a pussy

  • "ahhhhhhohhh my god!" is used in game when the soldier dies from a critical hit

  • heavy's part is back on TF2 now i heard it yesterday :D

  • soldier has lots of unused ones

  • @TheChickenrun3 that should have been used

  • @boredepicgames except that tf2 probably had a totally different story line and game play than it does now

  • @0:06 made me laugh so hard i spit my juice on my screen XDDDDDDDDD

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  • how is what scout said a simpsons reference ?

  • @18Annex

    /watch?v=zAZ8xwXE5UY&feature=r­elated

  • @justpostin123 you do realise its easier for you and your viewers if you copy the whole address, instead of us having to highlight a certain part of the address bar.

  • @mikesuper2 If I Try to post the whole Address, There Is Always An Error

    Not Sure Why, So Im Sorry For That :/

  • @justpostin123 oh ok thats weird.

  • @18Annex in the simpsons episode that homer dresses up as krust, he beats up the ham burgerler and a kid says "stop, hes already dead!"

  • that soldier picture is made of pure winning, and its also made of a cup ofshut the fuck up.

  • Gimme back my leg bone! *smack smack* hey! *SMACK* HEY DON'T HIT ME WHIDDIT!

  • All of these lines are from Meet the Sandvich :V

  • I would like to have a cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • @RobinOlsen2011 nope.

  • Poor soldier

  • You forgot the medic one where he goes "los los!"

  • I love this so much. Valve, make more please.

  • Is the hamburgalar guy from the simpsons the same guy who does the spy's voice?

  • Dont throw your life away, soldier. you only have one! ... or depending on your religious affilliation, SEVERAL

  • These were recordings for Meet the Sandvich but they are currently unused in-game.

  • soldier is the best

  • 1:10 saxton hale reference :O

  • give me back my leg bone. OW dont hit me with it!!

  • GIVE HIM BACK HIS LEG BONE

  • They really didn't want to portray the scout as a total wimp without those sound clips?

    Feh.

  • that 1 with WHAT WAS THAT SANDWICH?KILL THEM ALL?GOOD IDEA!

    it is used!heavy says it when he eats sandiwch!

  • @Hitman41165 actually, they cut the (Muhahahaha) part :(

  • @justpostin123 and heavy sounds angry when he sais good idea!

    but in this 1 it says like he is ready to laugh!

  • @justpostin123 nnope,i heard this in poker night at the inventory

  • @justpostin123 No he also says the "kill them all?" a bit different, so it's fully another recording.

  • @Hitman41165 no its not, its said differently and has a muahahah

    real one : VAT VAS DAT SANDVICH, KILL DEM ALL? GOOD IDEA! AA HAAAHAH

    cut one:VAT VAS DAT SANDVICH, KILL DEM ALL? good idea...muhahahaaa!

  • @Hitman41165 Not the same one.

  • @Snorjin i found out when i played TF2 one day after i posted this comment

  • @Hitman41165 also, this one is a different mp3. it is calmer, and quieter than the original.

  • @ghostjustin4 i just found out when i played TF2 yesterday

  • @Hitman41165 Actually, they put the Heavy's laughter AFTER he says, "Good idea!"

  • @Hitman41165 Sandvich is not same sanvich.

  • @Hitman41165 There is a pitch and tempo difference.

  • @lurrinen i know,lots of people told me in these 8 months since when i did the comment,anyways dats how i lost my reading license

  • @Hitman41165 silly me.

  • @Hitman41165 It's not said in that way.

  • PAINIS (cupcake) DOES NOT SCARES ME!

  • HEY GIVE ME BACK MY LEG BONE! *whack smack* HEY DON'T HIT ME WITH IT!

    yea, these were unused Sandvitch clips that's why it's only Soldier, Heavy and Scout

  • where did you find these?

  • @TwilightKun4 it was on the tf2 blog, but im not 100% shure...srry :(

  • @justpostin123 These sound like they're considering incapacitation or something

    or they might have been alternate Sandvitch clips

  • They use the what was that sandwitch clip.

  • 1:03 was really disturbing

  • This isnt all of them, where's soldiers ''DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT DOING IT!''

  • @DomEReapeR Couldnt find it :(

  • Wait a minute, how would you die this terribly?

  • how is that a simpsons' reference

  • GIME BACK MY LIGHT BULB *crash * HEY ! *dang dang* DON`T HIT ME WITH IT !

  • Scout sounds so cute when crying :3

  • @kokopelli7272 Frighteningly, I have to agree with you. XD;

  • What was that sanvich? Kill Demoman? GOOD IDEA!!! Hehehehehe...

  • "I'll pay you all my money to stop" - "I regret everything i've ever done" i think it have something to do about when the team loses..they should've used it..

  • int the sandvitch thing used?

  • @Axxinger

    A different version of it with the exact same line, but this one is unused

  • you do not frighten me, pain dose not hurt! I! stand corected

  • I can see why the Scout's legbone quote would have been scrapped. Random hitting noises coming out of nowhere would have been really weird.

  • @Hauntzor he says light bulb not leg bone

  • @pikapwn345 Yes, because a light bulb is totally relevant...

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  • @Hauntzor light bulbs are always relevent lol

  • "YOU DO NOT FRIGHTEN ME! PAIN DOES NOT HURT!" *snap* "I STAND CORRECTED AHHRHRHHHHRHRHRHHHH!"

    that was my favorite lol

  • I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BLEED *crack* AHHH MY SCHEDULE JUST OPENED UP!!!!

  • @Testafyer2 AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MY GAWD!

  • you do not frigten me. PAIN DOSE NOT HURT!...-CRREEACK!!- IGH. STAND CORRECTED. UURAAAA!!

  • Heavy: What kind of sick twisted man would send babbies to fight me

  • Ordependingonyourreligiousaffi­liation SEVERAL!

  • @DaxterD1 EITHERWAYITISAFINITENUMBER SO THINK IT THROUGH!!

  • ...errrmm Most of these were used in the "Meet the Sandvich" Commercial/Trailer...

  • What was that, sandvich?

  • this is meat the sandvitch

  • He's like a bear! He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!

  • If I remember correctly, those are the unused lines for Meet the Sandvich. I don't think they are in the game files

  • Gimme back my legbone! DON'T HIT ME WIT IT!

  • wack wack- :P

  • most of em make em sound like pansies

  • @MondoMiniman pansies are cool XD

  • in reality,the words s.t.f.u is not shut the fuck up but Soldier The Fart Is Useful

  • How do you access tf2 sounds and voice clips?

  • @Ninja0Pain GCFScape. But those can be downloaded from offical TF2 as I remember.

  • @LittleArmah yes that is where i got all this voice clips from! (official tf2)

  • I really like this version of one of the sandvich taunts much, much better. Sounds a lot more sinister, which is the way I like to think of the heavy.

  • some of them were to long but some should have been used

  • Pain does not hurt! *snap* I STAND CORRECTED!

  • LOL wached 4 times in a row /give my leg bone bake dont hit me with it lol

    '

  • heavy one is used now, so is PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN

  • i am not afraid of you, pain does not hurt me, *crunch*, i stand corrected.

  • werent some of these in meet the sandvich?

  • 1:00 lmfoa haha

  • Did you find the soldier sounds in the GCF? If yes, what names are they under?

  • @Snipertoaster i found them in the team fortress 2 blog, i think...i cant really remember :S

  • I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO BLEED AAAAAAUGH OKAY MY SCHEDULE JUST OPENED UP

  • @ezone36 xD

  • What was that sandvich?? Kill them all?! Hahahahah! Good idea!

  • hahahahahahaha

  • 0:34 is the best and should have been used!

  • This is from Meet The Sandwich ? :D

  • "Give me back my leg bone! *smack* Hey! *smack smack* Don't hit me with it!" ROFLMAOCOPTER

  • I STANAD CORRECTED AAAAAUUUUUUHHHHH

  • Aren't these from the original meet the sandwich?

  • these were cut from meet the sandvich. it was originally going to be 240 minutes of amazing ripoffness of predator, roadhouse, and the simpsons etc.

  • HES ALREADY DEAD!!! HES ALLREADY DEEEAAAD!!!!!!

  • "Pain does not hurt! *Crack* AAIYEEE Stand corrected!" Haha xD

  • Heavy's unused Voice clip is in fact used in the game, when you eat the sandwich (Or chocolate bar) he sometimes say that.

  • I could see scout's "PAIN PAIN PAIN" being a soundclip for burning in-game

  • AHH SHIT NEW YOUTUBE FORMAT!!!!!!!!!!!